quote:Originally posted by Purl Gurl: "We have a rock quarry about a mile away from our house. I filled it from my back yard last night."
Is that so? Well, you know what we women did to Atlantis thousands of years back!
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So I've been told, you marched as a crowd from bar to bar and hacked them to pieces with axes.
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"You are just afraid to get your feet wet at this type of contest."
Well, we have the ability to not do so. It'd be damned silly to just pee on our toes to make you say it was fair.
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Dont fool ya self, I knew exactly what I was doin.
Folks with any taste should be turnin off the waste land of TV and tuning in here so they can see actualy talent and humor in the very act of creation.
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Oh, OH! I get it. Why sure, I can arrange to have my old man spank bdgee. Hmm.. if I call those two French lesbian girlfriends of mine, make some arrangements in exchange for spanking bdgee, yeah, I think he will.
ok, I will considering telling you boys about the most boring job I have every had in my life.
I know! Poor Bdgee. They should not make fun of him! Now he will join us in a small private hot tub party! Bdgee, you will really like those French gals; they speak English now and are right friendly.
All this time I thought they were joking about something in my picture which shows that I did not know shows until I looked really close.
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blue us people in missouri are tuning in to hear pg's story. maybe we could interest munchkin man in being our target in the aforementioned contest. 6 states now ! a national event is unfolding !
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As it is well known thatchew is a aingliss pro-fess-ur und a p-hatch-and-dee I recun it ain't possible yew didn't mean t'sactly what yall dun said here, "Say, Bdgee, after your spanking, would you be interested in an attending a small get together with two French lesbians, my husband and me?", soes I takes ye wurd fur it.
Wull, I ain't never done that with no tew lezzies afore, but since them is yew andcher husbend, I mite try it, may be, we-uns will have to see.
But splain to me hows it true that yo husbend is a guy and a lez? Hain't that a im-poss-e-bill-e-tee? Haint a lez a gurl what likes to do other gurls?
An anuthur thing, I was confused probably cause I thaut that you-uns had said yaw'll wus cherokees. So now I got it strait, I thunks. Yaw'll is french and yaw'll is les-be-uns to.
I'll have to let ya know bout that thar party later. I needs to thank if I has uny busness a tryin to mangle wuth folks all that thar educated, ya know, me being just me. yaw'll mite get board fast o me.
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