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bdgee
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posted 07-12-2006 04:59 PM
quote: Originally posted by Purl Gurl: "We have a rock quarry about a mile away from our house. I filled it from my back yard last night." Is that so? Well, you know what we women did to Atlantis thousands of years back! Coyote So I've been told, you marched as a crowd from bar to bar and hacked them to pieces with axes.
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Purl Gurl
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posted 07-12-2006 05:04 PM
"So I've been told, you marched as a crowd from bar to bar and hacked them to pieces with axes." That is a lie! We did not march. We walked briskly. " we need to have a "2006 allstocks ultimate pissing contest". however, i believe we could never reach a consensus on what the rules would be!" No hands. Coyote
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IWISHIHAD
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posted 07-12-2006 05:04 PM
66, The only rule is that no beer drinking is allowed prior to the contest.
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66inxs
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posted 07-12-2006 05:06 PM
no hands and no beer - leave me out ! -------------------- I'm from Missouri - Show Me!
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T e x
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posted 07-12-2006 05:08 PM
ya, as Sam Goldwyn said, "Include me out." --------------------Nashoba Holba Chepulechi Adventures in microcapitalism...
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bdgee
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posted 07-12-2006 05:10 PM
Seee! She's trying to stop us enjoyin a beer now.
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Purl Gurl
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posted 07-12-2006 05:13 PM
Nah you boys are just amateurs when it comes to pissing contests. You are just afraid to get your feet wet at this type of contest. Coyote
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bdgee
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posted 07-12-2006 05:20 PM
"You are just afraid to get your feet wet at this type of contest." Well, we have the ability to not do so. It'd be damned silly to just pee on our toes to make you say it was fair.
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Dustoff 1
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posted 07-12-2006 05:23 PM
me feet is always wet, me stocks is sinking me ship... except ONE!
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66inxs
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posted 07-12-2006 05:23 PM
i've heard of getting your feet wet but this is re-dick-u-lous !! groucho marx -------------------- I'm from Missouri - Show Me!
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bdgee
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posted 07-12-2006 05:25 PM
What dust needs is a bigger sump pump.
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Dustoff 1
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posted 07-12-2006 05:28 PM
Got me bells got me pump got me hose got me nozzle.... Aircraft carrier equipment is what me keeps aboard me ship..
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Dustoff 1
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posted 07-12-2006 05:35 PM
quote: Originally posted by Blue Marlin': Whale says, "I show my masculine side very often! Why do boys so fear your feminine side?" Well Bdgee did when he fell under the train under the picture! That has got to be an Allstocks Classic! You wanna talk laughter? still a snicker here. ------------------------------------------------- OH' bdgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....LOL Hey, you have to remember that I have this in memory....LOL Black mail!
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Purl Gurl
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posted 07-12-2006 06:59 PM
"Originally posted by Blue Marlin': Whale says, "I show my masculine side very often! Why do boys so fear your feminine side?" Well Bdgee did when he fell under the train under the picture! That has got to be an Allstocks Classic! You wanna talk laughter? still a snicker here." Ok, ok, I still do not understand! Would one of you boys please explain the joke to me? I have some pictures of me when I worked for a cheesy modeling agency. Low class, flashing the flesh, just the type you boys like. Not going to share until you explain this bdgee joke to me! Taha
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Dustoff 1
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posted 07-12-2006 07:15 PM
Whale, look at the reply,, you playing whale? me thinks whale is fishing...
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T e x
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posted 07-12-2006 07:21 PM
doubt it--I never "got it," either... --------------------Nashoba Holba Chepulechi Adventures in microcapitalism...
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Dustoff 1
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posted 07-12-2006 07:29 PM
Whale says, My husband gives out spankings" Bdgee falls under the train with Yassa mam,,,,,,, now to you two get the joke.
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Relentless Despot.
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posted 07-12-2006 07:36 PM
perhaps her hubby has been remiss in giving bdgee his spankings.. that would explain the crankiness -------------------- Spend word for word with me and I shall make your wit bankrupt
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Dustoff 1
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posted 07-12-2006 07:42 PM
It was a rolling thread, poor bdgee's timing set the whole thing up..It was fast action, and many saw the hilarity of it.... We are teazing bdgee, he knows no harm intended. or atleast he better!
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Dustoff 1
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posted 07-12-2006 07:52 PM
Did you folks know people are actualy turning off the TV and following along the offtopics threads? Local Grapevine today, well 3 states... These folks do not even trade, yet! Got a call today. one of these days who knows, they may log in and say, hello.
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bdgee
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posted 07-12-2006 07:58 PM
Dont fool ya self, I knew exactly what I was doin. Folks with any taste should be turnin off the waste land of TV and tuning in here so they can see actualy talent and humor in the very act of creation.
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Purl Gurl
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posted 07-12-2006 08:00 PM
Oh, OH! I get it. Why sure, I can arrange to have my old man spank bdgee. Hmm.. if I call those two French lesbian girlfriends of mine, make some arrangements in exchange for spanking bdgee, yeah, I think he will. ok, I will considering telling you boys about the most boring job I have every had in my life.
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Purl Gurl
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posted 07-12-2006 08:02 PM
Say, Bdgee, after your spanking, would you be interested in an attending a small get together with two French lesbians, my husband and me? Not a black tie affair or anything, you know, casual, champagne, strawberries, hot tub, that kinda stuff. You do not need any swim trunks. Taha
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glassman
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posted 07-12-2006 08:07 PM
geee, i already turned that down didn't i -------------------- Don't envy the happiness of those who live in a fool's paradise.
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glassman
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posted 07-12-2006 08:12 PM
sprout OK? -------------------- Don't envy the happiness of those who live in a fool's paradise.
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Purl Gurl
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posted 07-12-2006 08:14 PM
"geee, i already turned that down didn't i" You snooze, you lose! Never know about me! Full of suprises. Of course our French lesbian girlfriends are twenty years older now, but I am not! Boy, you should hear this story about my vice-principal girlfriend, my hubby and me on a wild Saturday night! Hubba Hubba! Talk about teachers! Taha * working on pictures for Ms. Glassman
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Purl Gurl
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posted 07-12-2006 08:24 PM
"..doubt it--I never "got it," either..." I know! Poor Bdgee. They should not make fun of him! Now he will join us in a small private hot tub party! Bdgee, you will really like those French gals; they speak English now and are right friendly. All this time I thought they were joking about something in my picture which shows that I did not know shows until I looked really close. Oh, ooppss, well, too late now! Taha
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66inxs
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posted 07-12-2006 08:25 PM
blue us people in missouri are tuning in to hear pg's story. maybe we could interest munchkin man in being our target in the aforementioned contest. 6 states now ! a national event is unfolding ! -------------------- I'm from Missouri - Show Me!
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bdgee
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posted 07-12-2006 08:25 PM
As it is well known thatchew is a aingliss pro-fess-ur und a p-hatch-and-dee I recun it ain't possible yew didn't mean t'sactly what yall dun said here, "Say, Bdgee, after your spanking, would you be interested in an attending a small get together with two French lesbians, my husband and me?", soes I takes ye wurd fur it. Wull, I ain't never done that with no tew lezzies afore, but since them is yew andcher husbend, I mite try it, may be, we-uns will have to see. But splain to me hows it true that yo husbend is a guy and a lez? Hain't that a im-poss-e-bill-e-tee? Haint a lez a gurl what likes to do other gurls? An anuthur thing, I was confused probably cause I thaut that you-uns had said yaw'll wus cherokees. So now I got it strait, I thunks. Yaw'll is french and yaw'll is les-be-uns to. I'll have to let ya know bout that thar party later. I needs to thank if I has uny busness a tryin to mangle wuth folks all that thar educated, ya know, me being just me. yaw'll mite get board fast o me.
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Purl Gurl
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posted 07-12-2006 08:26 PM
Ha! Ha! You boys are silly! You are just tired of watching Gilligan's Island reruns, which is Dusty's favorite! Taha
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Purl Gurl
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posted 07-12-2006 08:27 PM
Ok, ok, who is hotter? Ginger or Mary Ann? I like the professor. Taha
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