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"How 'bout that boys! A girl who can talk
tranmissions and axle grease!"

That's like finding nirvana. One day...one day...

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"She just wasn't interested in anything I was into."

Yes, I agree, very important. Couples must give
and take, equally. All of us, male or female,
need attention.

We, my husband and me, have always been a team
more than husband and wife, even since children.
This team effort has helped us to move ahead
in life and has helped us to stay very close.

We have a very healthy relationship, very giving
and understanding relationship. Jealousy and
envy, we never suffer.

When Grandma died, Grandpa said, "I have lost
the best friend I ever had." Six months later
he died of a broken heart, quite literally;
he lost his reason to live.

This is what we enjoy; friends first, lovers next.

Taha

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you can't be selfish and have successful relationships imho. the more you give the better the relationship gets. before i do it, going to cheerleaders practice with my 6 y.o. daughter may not be what i think i want to do, but after watching her laughing, running, and playing, i realize that it was a great choice for both of us. but there is a time that i need to be left alone with the cars, too !

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Besides, I sometimes invite my kinky girlfriends
over for a get together. How could he complain?

MUUUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Taha

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she was a very kinky girl
the kind you don't take home to mother....

i forget who sang that - maybe rick james 80's?

[ July 19, 2006, 00:27: Message edited by: 66inxs ]

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Purl you have any sisters? They'd have to like long hair though, 'cause I ain't cuttin it short any time soon.
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"...but after watching her laughing, running, and playing...."

Oh yes! Our daughter really makes a difference
in our lives. Long ago, we focused on the two
of us, focused on getting ahead. Then the little
sh!t came along which changed our focus to her.

We give less attention to ourselves and focus
our team effort on her. She is like a mediator
for any differences we have. Ours is a life of
responsibility to her because we brought her
into this world, without her permission.

We are charged to look after her. Since she
came along, we are second in importance which
helps us set aside differences so we will not
shirk our responsibilities to our daughter.

Taha

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Magick, I am an only child, an orphan since two.

This is part of why I am crazy. Nobody has ever
been able to claim parent status over me!

I am a wild child!

Taha

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she loves to swim too so i get plenty of exercise! i try and do things with her and for her which my parents didn't do with me. maintaining good relationships with your children should be job 1. i would rather be around the kids than the adults a lot of the time cuz the kids are a lot more fun.

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Put your kids to bed. I am bored with transmissions.

May I now return to posting nekkid pictures of myself?

;)

Taha

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already done. go for it. hey remember, this is your thread anyway !!!!!!!!

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Plan B, have to figure out how to clone ya.
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"May I now return to posting nekkid pictures of myself?"

Oh yea!!!

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Jordan writes,

"bait..."

Would I deliberately bait you boys?

No way.

Taha

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I can tell you boys have been sitting here
all night long breathlessly waiting for me
to provide another nude picture of myself.

Not a word amongst you, just sitting there
chewing on your bottom lips thinking, "Any
minute now, she will post a nekkid picture!"

Taha

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Wake up, boys, it is morning and the markets
are to open shortly! Jeezz.. those boys have
been sitting here all night staring at their
monitors, all glassy eyed, just waiting for
another nekkid picture of me.

Taha

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About twenty years or so back, actually more but
I do not want anyone to know how old am I really,
my husband and I are driving "the truck" into
Las Vegas coming up north from Texas. We are
really flying along across the desert, doing
at least forty-five or fifty miles per hour.

We are just about out of money, not sure we can
make it to California, to where we are headed to
look for work, least not pay for gas and eat.
Sleeping in the back of the truck, nothing to
that; been sleeping back there for days.

Rolling into Vegas, plan is my husband will play
some poker and win us a few hundred to get us
out to California. He is a darn good poker player
as are all Okies and Texans.

We pull into a gas station parking lot on the
edge of downtown Vegas, way in back by a shade
tree, figuring nobody would notice us sleeping
in the bed of our old Chevy truck. He spruces
up a little, I clean up a little, but both of
us disgusted by gas station restrooms; so dirty
and those dark finger printed condom machines.

He tells me, "Wait in the truck" and, of course,
I do not. Billyray is off to play some poker.

Wandering around Vegas, I spot a sleazy topless
joint on a side street. Look up at the topless
billboard, look down at my boobs, look up at
topless billboard, an idea comes to me!

Rushing back to our no tell motel truck, I have
a great plan to earn some money! Pulling out an
old pair of jeans, an old T-shirt and my only
pair of scissors, I go to work making myself a
very skimpy outfit; lots of butt cheek hanging
out and breasts bottoms showing.

Back at the two bit topless joint, I'll be darned
if I am not hired, right on the spot. Long sordid
story and I will only allude to my being a good
dancer and knowing how to jiggle and work an
audience of dirty old men with lots of cash.

That night, my loving husband wins one-hundred
and twenty dollars playing poker. I never tell
him about my five-hundred dollars in tips I earn.
Still have not told him to this very day.

Next morning, after sink showering in a filthy
men's restroom at that gas station, we are back
headed to California, richer than my husband
ever knew! Heck, I thought us so rich I bought
us a quarter's worth of rubbers out of that
old greasy dirty gas station condom machine.

Taha

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Many years later, our daughter is about sixteen
or seventeen, and we are back in Vegas for
auto auction.

Be sure to note, E440 and smurf boy, our daughter
is underage. Once read, you can report me to the
FBI for interstate transportation of a minor for
acts of lewd public behavior. I have an arrest
record for just such, so the FBI will listen.

My daughter and I are walking old downtown Vegas,
clothes shopping and such. Old Vegas is the best,
the most entertaining, cheapest food. Do not
bother visiting the newer parts of Vegas.

We are walking along and I spot a topless joint.
Deja Vu. I am telling our girl about how we earned
some money, decades back, so we could make it out
to California, only for me to become knocked up
in the back seat of a borrowed '63 Chevy Impala.
We had used up that pack of three rubbers from
the Vegas gas station.

"Traci, tonight, you and I, lets go to this topless
joint and sign up. Bet you I could earn at least
five c-notes and you, so young and beautiful,
you would earn at least a thousand dollars!"

She becomes pissed off, starts walking thirty
feet behind me like we are not related.

Taha

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Check out the boy with skinny legs and black
polished dress shoes! If he ain't an easy mark,
I have never seen one! Gullible written all
over his face.

Unknown to me, our girl is still back there,
behind me, taking pictures so she can rat on
me later, to her father.

Topless joint and a boy giving away free spins
on a ten-thousand dollar slot machine! Boy Howdy,
I cannot pass up a chance for a con game!

So I lose my soda pop and approach this geek.
However, I do not let loose of my bag of new
clothes, no way, some jerk would grab my bag
then run off.

I tell him I am the famous topless dancer, Cara,
from next door, "Listen, if you will give me
ten free spins, you come over next door, around
eight tonight and I will come out into audience,
right to you then perform for you, personally,
right there in your seat. I will even rub my
breasts in your face, a lot!" I lift my T-shirt
and jiggle my D-cups for him.

He grins and hands me a big wad of free spins,
a lot more than ten free spins!

Hot damn. I am going to win some big bucks!

Watch the blue arrow boy.

Taha

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Suddenly, the geek boy mark backs up, then is
pleading with me to leave, to go away. I am
looking at my free spins, all excited, not
paying attention.

Walking up behind me, a bouncer who saw me lift
my T-shirt and jiggle. The blue arrow boy is
still staring at my tits. My daughter is so
shocked, which she should not be knowing how
I am, forgets to take pictures but then starts
up again; great evidence to have me grounded for
at least a week!

I am looking at my free spins, "This is it, the
big one! Finally reward for degrading myself
twenty years back to earn money to get us out
to California. Thank you, Coyote!"

Taha

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"Oh boy! Here comes ten grand!"

Slight problem, the girl at the slot machine
tells me I can only have one free spin, not
a big handful of spins. Well darn, jiggling
my boobs at her probably will not work. I am
just about to con her with, "Be quiet and later
I will return to give you a thousand dollars
from my winnings...."

About this time, the bouncer grabs my arm
from behind. He is all pissed off.

Look on your left, red arrow, damn geek boy mark
is pointing at me, rats me out, tells the bouncer
I grabbed a bunch of free spins from his hand!

Taha

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was in vegas week before christmas last year. great weather, lots of action, had a great time. will stay at Luxor next time. i bet you guys will be some of the few that everyone remembers. please excuse the spelling as i stayed up all night waiting for some pix. j/k ! have a great day today.

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Coyote is pulling a trick on me, teaching
me a lesson. Coyote brings good and bad,
mostly with unexpected twists and turns!

Taha

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Your all night wait shall be rewarded, eventually...

This bouncer is chewing me out, threatening to
have me arrested. He is so mad, I know he has
no interest in seeing "Cara the topless dancer"
later tonight.

Oh shoot, I have to think fast and come up with
a con that will work on a huge fat boy with
nothing but fat between his ears!

Coyote, dear Coyote, bites my butt good with
a real surprise.

Our underage daughter, having been raised by
tall tale telling Okies and a con artist mother,
runs up, acting all in a panic, "Mom! Mom! Dad
has been in a car accident. He is hurt. He is
in an ambulance, you must come right now."

Ha!

The bouncer shrugs and off the two of us run!

Our daughter blackmailed me into allowing her
to drive my Corvette to school for one month.

She is a smart and a shrewd girl, takes after
her loving mother!

Taha

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know what you mean for sure there. FHAL and PGPU doing pretty good today. dusty shouldn't get on my case too bad today cuz he made $$$ on FHAL yesterday.

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i really tried to stay away from the bouncers. great shoes and drinks. i had a lot of trouble getting back on the plane. all in all came out about even for the trip.

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"i really tried to stay away from the bouncers.
great shoes and drinks."

Great shoes, eh? You have slept last night
instead sitting there waiting for me to
post nude pictures of myself.

Ha! Ha!

Taha

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Up, purlgurl at purlgurl dot net

Logical, yes?

Send only your email address. No html, no
Outlook Express, no words like money, pills,
sex, viagra and such to avoid our spam filters.

I will program in your email address to
pass our spam filters.

Taha

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Our favorite Las Vegas store.

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quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Up, purlgurl at purlgurl dot net

Logical, yes?

Send only your email address. No html, no
Outlook Express, no words like money, pills,
sex, viagra and such to avoid our spam filters.

I will program in your email address to
pass our spam filters.

Taha

Oops, sent the whole message. Damn typical male! Will resend.
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I have one of those buy me except its called 7/11

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Authentic American Indian clothing, head dress
and horse dressing. I believe this is Lakota
tribe, a chieftain status.

Price tag is fifty grand.

Anglos have no clue how to dress to impress.

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Are you "psw" sending email?

Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:19:17 -0700 >>> Multipart Messages Not Accepted - Rejected

Taha

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Is that George Cliton???

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