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Posted by Purl Gurl on :

There exists no doubt all participants at stock
discussion boards have noted this severe absence
of women participants. There are a number of
primary reasons for this refusal of women to
participate at male dominated discussion boards.
Those reasons are clear and quite easy to discern.
Nonetheless, when men are presented with those
reasons, men will refuse to acknowledge the
validity of those reasons.

I achieved a goal last Friday and have now set
a higher goal. Our family enjoys four brokerage
accounts. I manage all four. One is for my dear
husband. Another for our girl. An account for
myself which is simply for play and finally
an IRA account to ensure our retirement. Decades
back I set a goal of earning ten-million dollars
by the turn-of-the-century. I missed my mark;
I am six years overdue but then, how could I
anticipate the nine-eleven tragedy?

Last Friday the collective net worth of our
accounts finally exceeded my set goal for this
recent turn-of-the-century.

Who wants to be a millionaire? I could make
each of you a millionaire within one year.

Over the past twenty years I have cultivated
and grown knowledge, expertise, experience
and significant networking connections inside
this world of financials, especially within
this collective group we label Wall Street.

Who wants to be a millionaire?

This will never happen by my hand; women have
no place in the stock markets.

Dr. Kiralynne Schilitubi
Professor of English

Posted by Dustoff on :

I do whale...Geez whale, you 'been doing some feeding..Nice job.

'had a hunch all along....'been round Millionares in the Sportsfishing/ commercial fishing and logging industries...

The self made ones I have as friends are top notch people..Most? you would never know they were millionares..

Some that I do and have worked with in Hawaii can be a real pain in the arse..Specialy the one who had it handed to him thru inheritence.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Men have an annoying habit of biting
the hand which feeds them.

Dr. Kiralynne Schilitubi
Professor of English

Posted by Dustoff on :

OUCH!

Posted by bdgee on :

It isn't the "hand" that feeds them that women nibble.

Posted by HOT on :

I am a thousandaire. I could teack you how to be one of those too.

Anyone interested? It'll only cost you $1000 dollars!!!

Seriously,

if you are talkin about yourself there Purl...way to go!

You see me making mistakes feel free to PM me and let me know! Id'love to be able to say I broke a goal like that.

The Bigfoot

oops! Still getting used to my new name.

Posted by Dustoff on :

Bigfoot gone! another endangered species hits the road........An Hawaiin would say, "Big Kahuna pau? he might even say "Kapau....

Bad vibes man, better catch Bigfoot before he clears the road!!!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Women are significantly better traders and
investors than are men. This is a direct result
of our feminine mind.

Men solve or resolve challenges in life through
fisticuffs, either verbal or physical. Women
accomplish the same through negotiation.

A masculine mind insists on all circumstances to
be "his" way, which is controlled, to a degree,
by a fragile masculine ego swayed by influences
of testosterone aggression.

This is evidenced, in part, by observation of
masculine behavior during stock discussions.
A man is quick to insult, quick to threaten
and will not consider an opinion of another,
male or female. In his mind, his opinion is
always right and those who question his opinion
are immediately subjected to combative debate.
If this fails, inappropriate aggressive behavior
is displayed by the male; bantam rooster.

Should a male perceive he has lost his debate
with others, he will immediately fall to blaming
others, often while whining and complaining.
A man cannot handle rejection. A man will engage
in denial before accepting responsibility.

Men are lesser talented at working stock markets
because, when presented with research material,
a man will rationalize that material into what
he wants it to be; must agree with his wants.
Men are very quick to manipulate research into
a model which comfortably fits masculine thinking.
Most often, this model is incorrect leading to
lesser profits or losses.

Women are superior at working the markets because
we negotiate our research material. We view our
findings in a realistic fashion, then proceed to
negotiate a chosen end result. We weigh what is
presented then develop various options for a
mutually equitable resolution. A company has set
its goal, a woman sets her goal, then she effects
a series of compromises which will garner her
intended objective. Women settle for less, make
less profits but make profits far more frequently
than will a man, given the same circumstances.

During stock discussions, men will engage in
mutual ego masturbation to bolster confidence
when men are in agreement. Men do not consider
if their arrived decisions are correct, men
consider if other men accept their decisions.
End result is men mold research to fit what they
want, then seek masculine peer group approval
which creates a false sense of being correct.

Women, contrasting, are independent thinkers and
in little need of peer group approval. We arrive
at our decisions, after debating within our minds
if we are correct, then test our decisions for
validity. If valid, we move ahead. If problems
are discovered with our thinking, we retrace and
think again; we compromise and negotiate.

Women are not welcomed at stock discussion boards
and we are mindful of this. These boards are always
dominated by men. Inherently, men cannot accept
and will not accept contrary opinions by women.
Men view women as inferior, feel no need to be
combative; simple dismissal of "weak" women.

When confronted with assertive feminine logic,
a man will resort to personal insults, threats
and other illogical devices of combat lacking
any effective basis for argument because this
man has molded reality to fit his fantasy. When
confronted with logical feminine thinking, a man
realizes his position falls apart quickly leaving
him only an option of Ad Hominem, which is the
foremost logical fallacy.

Stock discussion boards are a very poor resource
for quality information. Boards are dominated by
masculine thinking which is sorely less than
adequate. These boards are littered with male
created logical fallicies, more appropriate,
reality twisted into a fantasy molded to what
is acceptable within a masculine mind.

I could make each of you a millionaire in a year
but this not possible because you are men.

Dr. Kiralynne Schilitubi
Professor of English

Posted by Hot on :

Ah,

So this isn't a "Let me help you" post.

This is a "women are better than men" post.

I think this is that part where I insult you now. LOL

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"So this isn't a 'Let me help you' post."

My articles are exceptionally beneficial.

However, you are a man and are incapable of
molding my words into a model which is both
acceptable to your masculine mind and is
acceptable to your masculine ego. You display
highly stereotypical masculine thinking by
immediately rejecting any notions which are,
first, not acceptable to your masculine ego;
your ego rules you, not your mind.

For a man to accept my words as reality, he
must also acknowledge in his mind there exists
less-than-adequate cognitive functioning. This
will not happen being a threat to a man's ego.

Dr. Kiralynne Schilitubi
Professor of English

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

This advertisement, above, is stereotypical
masculine thinking; male superiority.

You will note she is young, blond, breasts hanging
out almost to a point of exposing her nipples, she
is in a "doggie" position, a position of insulting
submissiveness to male domination. Behind her, a
rug suggesting sex on a floor.

Most insulting, her face is partially concealed
which is keeping with men not caring who the
woman is nor caring to know the woman. A man
has only one interest; fast sex his way.

That adverstisement is purely sexual and does
victimize women. That is classic male thinking.

Most insulting, photographs of this type, which
are displayed here at Allstocks, are perfectly
acceptable to all, and all are men. There is
no concern expressed about how those commercial
advertisements degrade the female gender.

Contrasting this, my photographs, which are more
often not sexual in nature, are rejected. Those
photographs of mine which are sexual are presented
in an enjoyable and entertaining manner, if not
humorous. Those are soundly rejected.

My photographs garner complaints from men.

Advertisment photographs which depict all
women as cheap sluts, are well accepted.

That photograph will no longer exist in
twenty-four hours from now.

Dr. Kiralynne Schilitubi
Professor of English

Posted by Relentless on :

Fiesty today

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Readers will also note she is wearing
thong style panties which are very
clearly displayed, deliberately.

Dr. Kiralynne Schilitubi
Professor of English

Posted by Relentless on :

You are fighting against one of the many symptoms of a crumbling society...
Good luck

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A society aggressively dominated by men.

Dr. Kiralynne Schilitubi
Professor of English

Posted by Relentless on :

Well we are the aggressive ones.. biologically dictated.
I doubt a war between women and men will solve anything.
Last time it was attempted women burned bras and guys got to see more boobies..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

An Allstocks' advertisement.

No complaints.

That photograph takes viewers into the realm
of oral sex. As previous, this advertisement
depicts women as objects of sex, cheap sluts,
meat for men.

My photographs earn complaints.

Dr. Kiralynne Schilitubi
Professor of English

Posted by Hot on :

Purl,

You gave me nothing to accept in the first place. You speak from a gender bias that can only be responded to by a gender bias.

quote:
you are a man and are incapable of
molding my words into a model which is both
acceptable to your masculine mind and is
acceptable to your masculine ego.

Men, in the past, have said much the same thing by saying your hormones don't allow you to think straight all the time there-by making you inferior to men.

You speak in a circular fashion that defeats all responses but at the same time defeats itself.

Besides, I'll lay three to one odds that more women were involved in that photo than men. Men have been subjecting women for centuries. Women have been cowing men by personifying the image of a subjet female for just as long.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Yours is stereotypical masculine excuse
making and denial.

Dr. Kiralynne Schilitubi
Professor of English

Posted by Hot on :

Of course. For you give me no other alternative.

Posted by Hot on :

quote:
Women, contrasting, are independent thinkers and
in little need of peer group approval.

This is BS by the way.

Some women are in little need of peer group approval. I'll buy that of you. I'd even buy that for a majority of the women who choose to take their own financial future in their own hands and come to these boards.

But generally speaking the female is just as likely to fall into the trap of "peer approval."

Eating disorders, make-up, painful shoes, kitche purses. This isn't half so much to catch a man as it is to compete and find acceptance with a chosen peer group.

Once you understand men want sex...finding a man is easy. (I said nothing about a "good" man. Just man)
Finding girlfriends however can be much more difficult.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Stereotypical masculine thinking.

Your criteria for peer approval by women
are not related to cognitive processes.

Perceived physical appearance by a woman
is an emotional issue, solely.

Yours is a classic example of molding reality
into a model which is compatible with typical
masculine thinking; you are imposing masculine
standards upon women, just as men mold their
masculine models of stock markets into what
is acceptable to the masculine brain.

One-hundred percent of participants here and
at other stock discussion boards are men.
Here, there are two actual women and the
rest are faux femmes. All participants at
stock discussion boards are male; female
participants number so little as to not
be a viable factor for percentages.

Ninety-eight percent of stocks discussed
prove to be poor choices; losers. Men
almost always make poor choices in stocks,
again, because men force a stock to be
what they expect, only to be disappointed.

My success rate at picking viable stocks
for profit is eighty-five percent. I am
obviously female. My stocks plays are so
because of realistic and in-depth research
viewed with logical analysis.

Stock discussion boards almost always present
poor choices in stocks because those choices
are almost always made by men.

Dr. Kiralynne Schilitubi
Professor of English

Posted by T e x on :

will say one thing:

if you have your choice of totally untrained, rookie sidearm shooters aiming at you, pick the guy to shoot. Women much more deadly...

Posted by Relentless on :

What you are not taking into consideration is the fact that most of these horrible protrusion having men are in fact barely adolescents...
This explains much of what you are blaming only on being a man..
The older gentlemen on this board pick good stocks, do not fall for high hype worthless scams... and actually like your pictures.
You are in the begining stages of waging a war on men, when it is the boys who are causing your angst.

Posted by Hot on :

I am impressed by your sucess rate and hope to one day equal it. My current success rate is much higher than a year ago which tells me I am learning.

I agree that more females on this board would broaden the depth of the board and create a much more interesting atmosphere. If you know where they are hiding away from the big bad men feel free to let them know there is one here who would like to have em around.

You counter your own arguement about bad stock picks. If 100% of the posters here are men, of course the poorly picked stocks are going to be picked by men. Who else would do it? Until there is an equal number of women picking stocks there is no way to make a comparative analysis.
The record of one woman cannot be compared to the record of 100 men and create a balanced result.

Emotional issues are not cognitive and thereby do not fit the criteria of your arguement? Very well. I counter that my sexual drive is not cognitive either. I have centuries of men making fools of themselves to back up my assertion. [Razz]

My sexual drive is fueled by the testosterone in my body. That is also the fuel for the aggressive side of my personality. Using your own equation that means my aggressive, sexual, exploitive behavior is as equally unaddmissable when speaking of cognitive behavior as your feminine hormones and "peer pressure" foibles.

Equality means just that. Women are equal to men. In ALL categories.

You personally , however, seem to be remarkably adept at making money at stocks and I again say if you see me making mistakes please feel free to PM me and "attempt" to teach this male mind of mine something. [Big Grin]

Posted by Hot on :

P.S. I like your pictures too. [Smile]

R.D. Following the crowd too eh? Those trend setters are so *cool*!!! LOL

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Yes, there are a small number of gentlemen
present at all stock discussion boards. This
is a given realized by reasonably intelligent
people, regardless of gender. This is not a
notion which needs to be stated; we know this.

Allstocks presents a higher than normal percentage
of intelligent gentlemen. This cannot be debated.

However, those gentlemen are men. They display
the same deep rooted masculine thinking which
victimizes women.

Last night, a man is harassing me. I make a point
to write professional level articles free of bias;
purely intelligent meaningful research articles.

I am instructed by a man I am not allowed to
write those articles because the topics have
previously been discussed. An overt attempt is
made to dictate what I may discuss or not discuss.

Earlier, I am threatened with a legal lawsuit
if I continue to discuss a select and pertinent
topic, a threat by a man who had previously
inflicted the most vile of insults against me,
allegations of being a child molester. No action
is taken.

Periodically, I register objections to very clear
harassment by a man. The only other woman who
participates here, also registered her objections.
The man was allowed to continue his harassment;
no action taken to stop his blatant harassment.

One or more men register complaints about my
pictures. Action is taken immediately.

Those complaints by a man or men are unfounded,
quite clearly. Those complaints are not about
pictures, those complaints are a methodology
to inflict hatred upon a disliked woman. This
is no different than complaints filed against
me with the SEC based on false allegations of
engaging in paid bashing. Those complaints, as
with complaints about photographs, statements
and other notions, are all falsified complaints;
expressions of hatred, not truth.

Message sent is very basic; reward the men,
punish the women.

Men view this harassment of women, in the quiet
of their minds, "This is not harassment. He is
putting her in her place where she belongs."
This notion is rarely spoken and certainly not
written, but is readily apparent, even amongst
the gentlemen here.

Two women register objections to clear sexist
based, hatred based harassment; no action.

A man objects to photographs; immediate action.

No complaints, however, about these "sexist pig"
advertisements which degrade and insult every
woman across our world. Not only degrade women
but enable and promote more degrading of women.

Men enable themselves to commit acts of sexism,
if not outright hatred and racism.

A man is allowed to harass a woman over her
objections and he learns if he submits falsified
complaints, he can effect hatred based injury upon
a woman; he is enabled, he is assisted.

Stock discussion boards are a "Good 'Ol Boys"
club where women are shunned but not disallowed.

These acts of hate crimes effected against me,
should have never happened. Those racial slurs
would have never come about if the problem was
nipped in the bud. However, those two racists
are men and inherently they are favored because
this board, like virtually all stock discussion
boards, is controlled by men who are incapable
of realizing both subtle and deep sexist acts,
much less ongoing acts of hatred, some unlawful.

It is of no surprise the most hated and the most
abused person at this board, is female.

Quite ironic she is probably the most valuable
participant this board enjoys.

Dr. Kiralynne Schilitubi
Professor of English

Posted by Hot on :

Purly girl.

Now that I know you are referring to certain men from a certain thread that certainly had overexposure last night I have no objections to your post whatsoever.

Now that I know the aim of your thrust you have my complete agreement.

Let it be noted I would be sorely depressed to see you gone. I find you thoroughly entertaining and informative.

Just please don't lump me in with the afore mentioned.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I am sitting here reading articles, conducting
my research to verify my notions about rampant
sexism are, in fact, correct. Women make sure
they are right, before being assertive.

Yesterday, I write articles about topics which
were immeadiately dismissed as nonsense, wrapped
in personal insults and harassment.

Today, I read the same men who engaged in
harassment and insults, bringing up those
topics of mine, acting as though those topics
have never been mentioned and are their own
novel discoveries.

Yesterday, I am ordered to not discuss those
topics, by a man. Today, those topics are being
discussed by men as if I do not exist.

There is evidence of how a woman introduces
intelligent and high pertinent topics into a
discussion, is ridiculed, insulted, told to
"shut up and go away." Now those topics are
claimed by men, the same who previously
dismissed those topics, with insult and hatred.

No action taken.

I am assuming readers do not like my true
personality being displayed. I really do
not care. Men around here begged for my
true self to become self-evident.

Men do not appreciate a good thing when
she kisses them on their cheeks and slips
money into their pockets.

Dr. Kiralynne Schilitubi
Professor of English

Posted by Relentless on :

Purl, I've been banned a number of times.. mainly when QBID was hot.
I showed proof positive that it was a share selling scam.. I was attacked repeatedly, and the first time I responded I was banned..
This kind of thing has nothing to do with gender.. it's about the numbers..
How do message boards make their money?
Numbers.
Advertising based on those numbers.
Who attracts more numbers?
You and I?
Or high hype pump and dump stocks?
Purl I have no doubt you will prevail...
Just as I knew I would.

Posted by L on :

And thanks to you Relentless, and Dustoff, Father of Two, Wallace, Ric, and others I sold my QBID shares while I could still get a decent amount of money out of them. I'm just glad the QBID thread didn't turn into another CMKX thread, with hardcore investers defending it to the bitter end. At least it hasn't yet!

Posted by Relentless on :

lol.. it was.. the company just took less time to fold.

Posted by andrew on :

Purl.....very informative. Great post. Enjoyed. I actually went and got my wife and had her read your post ..... which inturn had us discussing gender and trading. Thanks.

Posted by Dustoff on :

Whale, just tail slap um!

I want you to listen to me, you are far from hated around allstocks, in fact you admired and 'preciated by so many...

The landlubbers are just to weak of Sea legs to say so! Luv ya whale!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Dustoff, I consider you to be a true gentleman,
and a true soldier. I like you.

You are the only gentleman here at Allstocks
who is brave enough to stand up in defense
of what you believe to be the good. You have
not lost this bravery you displayed some three
decades back. My husband would salute you and
offer you cold beer and a comfortable place
to rest your feet while swapping stories of
Saigon bars and Saigon whores.

Consider my words. You will profit much better
to negotiate a position in a stock rather than
force a position and hope for the best.

Taha

Posted by L on :

quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff:
Whale, just tail slap um!

Speaking of tail,

King and sockeye were both on sale at the grocer today so I bought a tail of each, a little compare and contrast. Fresh ground black pepper, rosemary from the garden, drizzled in olive oil, grilled to perfection over charcoal and alder chips...WOW! I've got an eagle doing circles over the house now looking for some skin.

Yeah Purl, you stopped posting on Allstocks right before I first showed up. Since you've been back I have learned/am learning a lot from you. Thanks

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Thank you all for your support.

Andrew, a special thanks to you. Learning
others benefit because of my words is truly
a priceless reward.

This is The Good in life; giving to others.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

you sure did stir up the muck this weekend PG...
good time had by all i see...

heck! was that Bob posting at 2 in the morning? LOL

i can't even go to Texarkana and dig for diamonds without this place going ape

BTW, i don't see the thong... i don't think she's wearing anything under those pants....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"heck was that Bob posting at 2 in the morning?"

My presumption is those boys were filing
lots of complaints to have me removed
from Allstocks. This may happen. I will
not back down. I will be truthful at
the cost of being unpopular. I will
not be intimidated by masculine scare
tactics, never.

I will not compromise my dignity for any reason.

Interesting my articles are being deleted
in the same manner as I-Hub. Much effort
is being effected to conceal truth.

This does not matter. I know truth and
that is the only truth which counts.

I walk with dignity and always will.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

well it IS the pennies PG... [Wink]

we all know these co's are 90% more likely to fail than succeed...

and no we didn't find any diamonds [Big Grin]

but it was fun playing in the dirt...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Seems you know better than to take me too seriously.

;)

Taha

Posted by 10 on :

Purl...

A while back I PM'd a certain "fan" of yours...to say I thought you were a nut case, before I received the response back, I went thru and read more of your posts...I had "walked" in on an argument that you were having with someone and I relized that I didn't know the whole story..."us newbies" don't know the "famous" Purl...

I now have a deeper respect for you and I see thru some of these "cocky" posts...

As I said in one of the threads;

Purl=reality+shock therapy=(lesson)protect Capital+take profit

I have much to learn about the stock game...and it is from people like you and yes...sorry, some of the guys around here...along with my own stupid mistakes, that I will continue to learn!

From all of those that haven't listened to you in the past...and those that won't listen in the future...thanks for trying...and thanks for caring(admit it lady you do!)

Congrats on meeting your goal!

Posted by Dustoff on :

10, the Whale is always thinking of whats around in the Sea....Whales have the ability to anticipate things, like traveling thousands of miles at Sea with no food source.

There is also fish in the Sea, or you may say Whale food...

Whale is trying to teach fish to be Whales..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"and thanks for caring(admit it lady you do!)"

I will deny this in a court law, while denying
a lot of other accusations!

Rather undecided how to approach this. Not my
intent to brag but this will seem so.

To validate myself, I do remind myself I have
earned a lot of money for a lot of people.

Long ago, I prompted Diane (no longer here)
into buying BSIC at .27 per. She made a
killing on that one. However, she did not
take my advice to hold. After she sold for
a handsome profit, BSIC went up two dollars
per share. She was swayed by amateurish men
to move her money into pump and dump stocks.

Blue and his parents have made and are making
excellent profits from ALMI stock, suggested
at .12 per share, now around 1.75 per share
with bursts up to 2.25 per share. This one,
I am very proud. Blue's elderly parents bought
a new BMW and paid for a three week vacation
in Greece with _partial_ profits from ALMI.
Both Blue and his parents still hold.

My reward is creating The Good for Blue
through his elderly parents. Their family
life is greatly enriched. This type of
reward is, again, priceless. Money can
never buy me the happiness Blue has given
to me. He gives me reason to be proud.

Then there is HOM, NWD and many others I can
no longer remember. I have no idea of how
many people made good profits on those stocks
I introduced here, just as I have no idea of
how many avoided losses because of my warnings.

What this all points to is our family does not
need more money. We have too much. However, we
were once living in poverty, dire poverty.

My sincere feelings is my responsibility is to
give to others for our having received so much,
through hard work. I periodically drop in here
to help others do better in the markets because
I must honor our tribal ways by helping others
and I want to leave behind a good legacy of
being a good person.

Truth is, I do all of this for children. You
have noticed I very often place strong emphasis
upon the futures of children. By helping the
parents, I help children.

Yes, I am firm but fair. Yes, I am very tough
on people, at times. I am a teacher and always
will be. I have high expectations of people
and firmly thrust those expectations upon people,
who will rise to whatever expectations are set,
just like children in a classroom.

A problem comes about within discussions boards
like this. A vast majority of participants are
men, and those men are screaming *******s.

Almost always, a person must scream louder
simply to be heard.

Those who know me, like you, see right through me.
I wear my heart on my sleeve. However, I carry
a big stick in my hand.

Your kind words, Ten, are sincerely appreciated.

Too bad boys, no more nekkid photographs of me,
and I was about to finally tell where is located
my photograph of me wearing only _reddi-wip_
which I told you about a hundred times.

I am wearing no more than two quarter size
dabs of reddi-wip. Masculine thinking or lack
of; no thinking outside the box.

All you had to do is use the address where I
store all my pictures for here at Allstocks.
Use the address and change the photo name to,

reddi-wip

My allstock addresses have been the same for years.

I am instructed I can no longer provide photographs
of other people. I cannot provide pictures of
my husband, my daughter, my Choctaw relatives,
George Bush, Rush Limbaugh nor Jesus Christ.

What is the point of my spending so much time
creating photographs for your enjoyment? I
cannot provide them. That is the rule and I will
not violate rules.

A bit of a dig, this is a direct result of men
using photographs as a lame excuse to inflict
injury upon me. A side effect, with their being
exceptionally stupid and hateful men, your
fellow gender mates have also robbed you of
your enjoyment; no more fun pictures.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff on :

Purl Gurl, the coyote, the Whale and the Barricuda all have some kind of timing..Look above, again! lol

BTW, glass and I landed at the same time a few times tonight, sumpin about a Whale there too..

Guess we are on the same page 'bout some things, huh?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A criminal walks into a bank. He pulls a
gun and robs the bank. He walks out. No
police show up. Nothing happens.

A few days later, he returns to the bank
then robs the bank again. No police, none
to stop him. He gets away clean.

Next day, he robs the bank again. No sweat.

After this, he robs the bank every single day.
Nothing ever happens to him.

He is enabled by lack of action. He knows
nothing will happen to him so he continues
to rob the bank, continues to cheat his
way through life.

Same is taking place here at Allstocks just
like all other boards of this type.

Tonight, the man who viciously accused me of
being a child molester, with no action taken
against him, tonight he decided he did like
some my articles, complained, and within a
couple of minutes, my articles are gone.

That men and all men who witnessed this are
now enabled. They know if they do not like
a person's article all they have to do is
complain and the article is gone.

No actions were taken against the man for
his vile accusations I am a child molester.
He turns right around and has my articles,
he personally does not like, immediately
deleted by whomever.

Last night, the photographs. No more pictures.
That man is now enabled. He knows he can complain
about any one of you to have your articles
removed. He is empowered.

You also witnessed a man instantly leap into
insulting me, obvious childish personal insults.
No action taken against him. He is enabled, he
is empowered. He knows he can insult any one
whenever he wants and nothing will happen.

Men are robbing the bank, daily, because they
know they can, with impunity. Those men have
you under their thumbs. They own you.

Not so if you are a woman. Different standards
apply but none have me under their thumb.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I am trying to avoid you, Dustoff.

You smell like tuna.

* sniffs *

Hmm, maybe the tuna smell is not you...

Taha

Posted by barricuda on :

Dustoff? a Giant Squid got the poor fella when he was chasing a Whale...Think the Whale led him right to the critter!

Barricuda? well i is a learning how to ne-go-she-ate a new position.

Posted by bdgee on :

It isn't only The Lady Purl that has been having post deleted.

Posted by Upside on :

Posted by Purl Gurl:

quote:
Stock discussion boards are a "Good 'Ol Boys" club where women are shunned

Not if they post risque pictures of themselves. Then they're welcomed with open arms.

Posted by Cramerica on :

I'll admit women are better, if, you give me a good stock pick [Big Grin]

Posted by glassman on :

PG, had my better half read this thread...

As you know she has a Phd from your school.

And yes, at the end she had to extract the diploma from her PI instead of being given a champagne bash and graduation party...

even after the sob got over a half million$ worth of grants based solely on her independant research...(and still adding on)
this was an unusually fortuitous cash cow in her feild.... there aren't many grants this big in insects....

she also had to fight tooth and nail to get some of her thesis published (which she did), and at which time he (IN WRITING) recused himself and demanded that he not be mentioned, cited or referenced...

no, we never sued him or the school, maybe we are fools, but, at this point? i think UCR owes us...
it's hard to get the best job when you can't use your most important reference isnt it?

even his own dept chair commented on how irregular the situation is/was....

i guess what i want you and other women to know is that even amongst men there is fierce competition...
dirty tricks are not reserved for special groups...

Einsteins own professor blackballed him too yaknow....
we as a species have only ourselves to compete with...
top of the food chain and all that...

if we start being too nice to each other? we'll all die off...

keep hitting them hard, we got your back, i dunno why the fools take so long to learn when they are beat just cuz you have a nice smile

the leader of the pack often kills the young that might be able to actually challenge him someday

[ July 10, 2006, 17:25: Message edited by: glassman ]

Posted by bdgee on :

UCR??

University of California-Riverside?

I don't know the area, but, if it is one with refereed journals, fighting tooth and nail to get that first publication is the norm, under all circumstances. Actually, it remains so for several publications thereafter. Sadly, I have known too many thaat seem to believe it is their job to find reason to deny publication.

Posted by glassman on :

let's just say that you have a harder time getting grant money on already published material...
especially from NIH....

its an old game. have a student do the research get results, then apply for the grant, take credit for yourself.......

remember? the best students do INDEPENDANT research....

we have lab notes, letters, e-mails, dates and names, all the documentiation....
we now know how they play game and we can prove all of it...

we are playing by our set of (higher?) standards...
we will win....

but? the price is high..

Posted by bdgee on :

I certainly had no interference from any of the faculty under whom I worked as a student, but I have, in more than one area of scholarship been the victim of plagerism and I find it and any that practice it to be worse than loathsome.

I have always found it to be a disgusting practice for a supervisor to publish the work of those under him, even in certain areas of endeaor where that seems to be the standard and even when that supervisor attaches the name of those under him as "obvious" "secondary authors". When evaluating the stature of some other researcher and I have nothing to work with other than his papers, if I find that he habitually has "joint publications" with one or more others (not necessarilly the same set of others) and rarely or never is a sole author, he gets listed, in my esteem, as as secondary scholar.

Posted by glassman on :

if I find that he habitually has "joint publications" with one or more others (not necessarilly the same set of others) and rarely or never is a sole author, he gets listed, in my esteem, as as secondary scholar.

bdgee, i can only say that the supers supply: the lab, and the funding, and SOMETIMES the inspiration.

the issue for us isn't that the prof got grant money, the issue is that the prof tried to add a few more chapters to a Thesis that was, for all intents and purposes, complete...
his position was the old Euro attitude...i am the prof, i am god, do what i say, or else....

he was fresh in the US from Australia... and she was his first American student...

still? his publications wouldn't have impressed you if you have those standards... and apparently? he was granted tenure upon arrival...

we have learned to judge a Prof by his her students that actually go on to become successful...
we have noted that quite a few of the guys that get big grant money in the Ent. field have very few students that are successful....

would you be concerned about sending your daughter to a universtiy that had 25 male professors in one dept and no females???

Posted by bdgee on :

No, scholarship is not gender restrained. Academic quality is the criterion, not gender, religion, color, or about anything else that isn't area specific.

Posted by glassman on :

is that a no, you wouldn't be concerned?

bdgee, you are in Math right? Math and physics are the worst...
there are other issues in Math that start at a much younger age than college...... and physics is math dependant...
nature versus nuture is still an open debate...

my daughter became anti-math at puberty and i tried my best to work against that before during and after, to little avail...
she's not bad at math but it's not her first choice...
she's getting a 100% plus scholarship in English tho..

Entomology on the other hand, has plenty of female candidates that are qualified and are not getting hired....

Posted by Blue Marlin on :

My wife is smart and a College graduate N/C...I like smart educated people, one cought me..

Posted by bdgee on :

Mathematics is one of the areas I have worked in and has been, in recent years, the area of comncentration.

So long as we continue to provide our young people with mathematical dunces (and that is all we grant teaching credentials in mathematics for lower levels....even in junior colleges and most 4 year colleges they make up the majority of the teachers of mathematics) whose notion of mathematics is to memorize formulas and whose teaching comcern is to cover all the pages of the book (that they really don't understand), we are doomed to destroy young minds.

I never saw any dearth of female students in mathematics. Contrary to popular opinion, the opportunity to study mathematics at the highest levels has been available to females for many centuries. In the very best of schools, that has been the case in the "hard" sciences too for well over 200 years. I point out that Weirstrase lived his life with a female fellow student he met in graduate school; Einstein's first wife was, like him, a graduate student in physics; and the nobel prise winners, Pierre and marie Curie met as graduate students.

Mathematics is a far richer field and opens itself to much greater variety, independence, and creativity than even the vast majority of extremely well educated non-mathematicians understand. A careful investigation reveals that there are more volumes of mathematics in almost every language than any other field of scholarship. It is sad that it is "taught" to be a rigid and crudely unforgiving chore instead of creations of the mind, which it actually is. Consider its etymology. It comes from the combination of two words in greek, one for "the mind" and the other for "the study of", that is, mathematics is the study of thinking.

I'm sorry your daughter wasn't afforded better teaching of mathematics. I offer the following on a man who has been called the greatest teacher of mathematics that ever lived and of whom it was said, "you have to go back 3000 years, to Athens, to find another teacher of his ability":

http://www.discovery.utexas.edu/rlm/reference/wilder2.html

I cannot offer an absolute opinion, as I never had the opportunity to study from Socrates and so, cannot make a direct comparison, but my experiences do tell me that I feel certain that Socrates would have been thrilled to study from Moore.

Posted by glassman on :

bdgee, somehow i think you are missing the point here...
if you say women are being offered the same PROFESSIONAL opportunities as men in academia? you are sadly mistaken...

# he representation of women in physics and astronomy at all levels continues to increase. At the high school level, almost half of physics students are girls (Figure 2), although fewer girls take AP physics in high school. During 2003, women earned 22% of the bachelor’s degrees in physics and 18% of the PhDs in physics—a record high (Figure 1). In astronomy in 2003, women earned 46% of bachelor’s degrees and 26% of PhDs (Figure 3).
# Astronomy has a much higher representation of women than does physics. Although the percentage of degrees awarded to women in physics continues to increase, physics is not attracting women as quickly as other fields (Figure 7 and Figure 8).
# There are 18 physics departments that award at least 40% of their bachelor's degrees to women (Table 2). There are 10 physics departments that award more than 25% of their PhDs to women (Table 4). There are also 19 women’s colleges that award at least a bachelor’s degree in physics, although these colleges account for only a small percentage of bachelor’s degrees in physics earned by women (Table 3).
# Women are 10% of the faculty members in degree granting physics departments (Table 6). In stand-alone astronomy departments, the percentage of women faculty members is 14% (Table 5). In addition, women are better represented at departments that do not grant graduate degrees and in the lower ranks of the faculty.
# Examination of the academic “pipeline” reveals that women disproportionately leave physics between taking it in high school and earning a bachelor’s degree. While almost half of high school physics students are girls, less that one-fourth of bachelor’s degrees in physics are earned by women. After this initial “leak” in the pipeline, women are represented at about the levels we would expect based on degree production in the past. There appears to be no leak in the pipeline at the faculty level in either physics or astronomy (Figure 11 and Figure 12).
# Estimates of the retention rates for physics graduate students show only small differences in the dropout rate for male and female students.
# African American and Hispanic women earn very few of the physics degrees in the US (Figure 15 and Figure 16).
# Internationally, the representation of women in physics is also very low. Most countries award less than 25% of their first-level university physics degrees to women, and most grant less than 20% of their physics PhDs to women (Table 11 and Table 12).
# Even when working in the same sector for the same number of years, women’s salaries are lower than men’s in physics and related fields.

this is from

i was not joking around about the issues i posted...
i am loaded for big game on this one...

the issue is how to go about breaking this sobs cajones on the playing field and not in court, if you get my drift....

PG doesn't whine to Bob and report people that attack her , she kicks their butts on the playing field by being CORRECT...

that's why she has my respect....

Posted by bdgee on :

Somehow you are missing the point. I did not say "...women are being offered the same opportunities as men in academia".

You found one reason for the statistical results you quote when you noted that your daughter was turned off mathematics at an early age.

Most people, be they male or female, never come close to the level of knowledge required to succeed in graduate school in any area. The culture of the society, not the schools, denies to the graduate schools in mathematics and the hard sciences the chance to ever have most female students. (There is also more than a little possibility that harmones and the resulting compelling desire to procreate sidetracks the vast majority of females that might have the necessary background for academic pursuit at that level of scholarship.) (In another ignored consequence, in our modern culture, of the drive to have more (and more expensive toys) than your neighbors and specially more than those guys across town is that many young males are unemployed and, thus, ignored by shear probabilities as not being "a good catch" exactly when they are of appropriate schollarly achievement and graduate school makes a good place to go wait your turn at the party.

There is no doubt that there are biased faculty members in every school and in every department. Some of those biased faculty members are exactly the opposite of what you are angered by. I don't stand as a champion for ANY bias in the academic world, including that bias that bases it's cause on a claim of bias against females scholars. I've had to deal with those too.

Actually, at the present time, I am far far more worried that the basic structuring of our lower lever education is gender biased so as to cause boys to "not fit in". There is something fundamentally wrong in a system that thinks doping boys to make them accede to being treated like little girls instead of the eager independent explorers of life they were designed to be. (Dope 'em up and keep 'em quiet and heap prasise on the girls right in front of the boys for being what nature made them naturally.)

Posted by glassman on :

i agree with you that boys are being treated as problems for behaving as a healthy male should...

i have no doubt that several of my teachers would have loved to have me medicated...

Posted by bdgee on :

Fortunately, in all the bunch, there were those that encouraged me not to change and never give in to it. The sad part is they couldn't dare say it aloud so others could hear it. Of all my class mates, I was the only one allowed to join the circle of the male faculty members in the boiler room before the day's classes began. I learned things there that weren't taught in classes.

Posted by T e x on :

OK, will say one *more* thing...

can't believe you guys twisted this around to men n boys.

Posted by bdgee on :

Damn, Tex, you aren't giving us much credit.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"PG doesn't whine to Bob and report people that
attack her , she kicks their butts on the playing
field by being CORRECT..."

This is correct. I have never filed a complaint
nor will I ever file a complaint. Additionally,
I will not hesitate to critique administration
and moderators, if behavior on their part is
unacceptable, as you well know. Their behavior
is frequently unacceptable.

Fortunately, I am not a sissified man as are
a large majority of men participating here and
elsewhere; real sissy boys.

Today's new crop of men are simply disgusting;
a waste of genetic material.

I stand on my own two feet while today's men
whine and cry to momma.

Incidently, Glassman, took me several years,
beyond research and dissertation, to be awarded
my doctorate. I made a mistake of commenting
to my all male committee, "grumpy old men."

I do not mince my words nor bend the knee, never.

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

Said the professor to the new young graduate student, "Why don't you just jump out my forth floor window?"

Replied the student, as he hastened out the door, "Well, profesasor I am sorry I interrupted you in your office."

Said the professor to the his Ph.D. studentt, "Why don't you just jump out my forth floor window?"

Replied the Ph.D. student, Is there anything I can do for you on the way down, sir?"

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by bdgee:
Damn, Tex, you aren't giving us much credit.

Au contraire....much "credit"

Rare "woman's viewpoint" thread: "we fellas" got dozens...

I dunno, pet peeve, maybe? any *number* of off-topic threads can be created, yet no matter what--they so often devolve into the same ol, same ol.

really? It just struck me that suddenly we were in "the boiler room," with da guys--again...

Make sense?

Posted by Blue Marlin on :

Dotter, O'Shaunacee, Me...hanging loose at a favorite Surf break...O'Shaunacee says he is going to be a lawyer, Dotter and I looked his way with droped lower jaws, never happen O'Shaunacee, you would punch the guy out when he told ya what he did.

He became an all Oceans un-limited horsepower Tug Boat Capt. He never did fish tho...

Posted by bdgee on :

Apprecizate your concern, Tex, but I think it is unnecessary.

On top of that, the thread seems to claim to be about wishing to be a millionaire.

Just how does that make it a "Rare "woman's viewpoint" thread"?

Am I missing something here?

Posted by Cramerica on :

"Mixed-gender investment clubs perform better than same-sex clubs"

http://www.brown.edu/Administration/News_Bureau/1999-00/99-010.html

Why is it always an argument on which sex is better? Why can't we just agree that without one, the other is useless?

Posted by Hannibull on :

Purl Gurl, the problem is always that you go to message boards and you see what you think is pure bashing, people that have an agenda and are trying to scare others into selling so they can fill their pockets with cheap shares at the expense of innocent honest (and scared) traders, and then sell them higher once everyone realizes it was just a bash and the buying begins (while the basher is selling). Im sure message boards have a big effect on a stock's movement. Until very shortly I thought you were a basher, I'll sadly admit that, and I feel very guilty about that because I don't like not trusting people and for the fact that I wouldve saved more money if I had listened to you during the NDOL fiasco. But then I saw that all the big guys on this board really do follow your advice, so I started reading your earlier posts, and you really do seem to be warning and helping people. You were right about NDOL! In the beginning I hated to admit it because I still wasnt sure "is this just bashing or is she for real??", but you cant deny what happened there. The stock tanked from $1.52 to $0.30 in a very short time. I made $4000 on the way up and lost $2000 when I sold at $0.58, I wouldve lost more if I sold at where it's at now, 0.315, but you said something was not right at $0.80, but of course as a newbie on the website you think "great... another basher".

PG, I hope you realize it can be VERY hard to see the difference between bashers and people like yourself. I've ALWAYS been honest with everyone in my life and this stock trading experiment taught me a LOT about the world we live in, the kind of a**holes that exist in this world (and the aviation world, more about that later). I'm just a simple farmer son in the middle of nowhere in a town in Europe with less than 1000 inhabitants, and I'm only 22 so I'll admit I don't know much about the world. The stock market has been a true eye-opening experience in that aspect though. I couldn't accept at first that there was people like that out there, people that would try to fool others and make them sell their shares at a loss so they can profit from it. While growing up I've never really had to deal with dishonest people. Also, you mention being a target of sexist remarks in a male dominated world... well recently I was a pilot at a flying club in a bigger city as a gay guy, and it's also a male dominated world. Being ridiculously butch and talking about "hot chicks" and titties was something that happened on a daily basis. I was into the aviation world BIG time and even though I'm not the stereotypical "fag" I've been harassed about it to the point that I had to stop flying, from people that were once my best friends, so I know how it feels when you're a minority in a majority... you will get bashed over it! I applaud you for not letting it bring you down, there's nothing wrong with being a woman in a male dominated world, if anything you're making an awesome statement "I belong here just as much as any of you guys", and your honest intentions justify your presence here. As a matter of fact, I stopped being intimated, I'm saving up for an airline pilot training as we speak and I tell myself I'm going to be the best, no matter how much people gossip behind my back about what a big faggot I am. Screw them! Think about yourself and what makes YOU happy!

About those remarks, dont be offended when people think you're a basher (unless they start calling you names and throw sexist comments at you of course...but dont listen to those people), most bashers can come off very convincing, and I dont mean the kind that yells "SELL SELL SELL!!!" and have no facts to back up their statements, I mean the ones that present facts that appear to be facts but arent facts.

Warning others of mistakes they make and helping them out is simply not something anyone would expect from others in a me me me world such as the stock market. I didn't expect it either, not after seeing Ragingbull and the Yahoo message boards (LOL)

Either way, I dont think you're a basher anymore after seeing you warn people about NDOL and XKEM (sold that one for a gain, then later for a small loss), you were right about both of them. And your earlier posts suggest the same.

I dont think I ever bashed you, but if I ever said something that hurt your feelings I sincerely apologize. People make comments when they're frustrated and say things they don't really mean, even though they still hurt.

PS forgive my English, I just woke up

[ July 11, 2006, 06:52: Message edited by: Hannibull ]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

An enjoyable article, Hannibull. You do not need
to be a professor of English to make your point,
well and effective.

"I belong here just as much as any of you guys"

Does not matter if you are straight, gay, bisexual
nor asexual. All have a right to exist save perhaps
those we elect to put to death.

Ours is not so much a question of having a right
to belong here as much as where we belong. All
have a right to belong somewhere. This does not
imply we belong "there" within that somewhere.

Women, or those with a dash of feminine thinking,
do not belong in stock message boards. We have
a right to belong here, but we do not fit well.

Stock message boards are drowning in testosterone.
Places like this are pure masculine aggression
with very little intellectual thinking. These
boards are caged ultimate fight rings with all
being certain losers. Nothing more I enjoy than
watching men bash in each others brains, then
boast of being a winner, while grinning a bloody
toothless grin and squinting through black eyes.

Our hometown, Eagletown, Oklahoma, exists no more.
The town is completely gone as are its good people.
Hendon's general store is a collapsing building,
the post office has been abandoned for a decade,
most of Eagletown is now pure jungle and not
a single famous name family left.

Grassy Lake is now dead being poisoned with
nitrates from commercial chickren ranches
railed in and owned by foreigners who brought
along a work force of Vietnamese.

Grassy Lake was once a major source of food
for our community, especially my Choctaw peoples.
The fish are dead. The frogs are dead. The snakes
are dead. The lake is dead. My Choctaw are gone.

Four days back, the McCoy home burnt down. No
fire department to stop the fire, not even any
onlookers to watch that famous home burn down.
The abandoned McCoy home burnt alone and unknown.

A Choctaw elder sent us pictures of the McCoy
home burning, along with sad words. There was
one watching, with great sadness, a sadness
of knowing white men slaughtered our peoples
as they do our good Earth. Will not be long
my Choctaw elder will be gone; he is old and
very tired.

Two decades back, Weyerhauser came to town and
bought timber options on one-million acres of
pine forest around our hometown. Weyerhauser
brought in equipment, buildings, crews, all by
railroad, right into the middle of Eagletown.
Twelve years later, Weyerhauser packed up, left
by railroad headed for Georgia. Weyerhauser left
our hometown in complete ruin.

Lumbering and a sawmill was the only industry
around during our childhoods. Almost all were
either farmers or worked for a sawmill over in
Broken Bow, a handful of miles away.

Weyerhauser clearcut the entire county, then left.
Not a single tree was left standing. Weyerhauser
cut down all our pine forests and left hardwoods
to lie and rot. Once our forests were completely
gone, Weyerhauser left taking jobs with them,
and leaving behind devastation. The only sawmill
in town had to close; no forests left.

With all jobs gone, this left no money for people
to buy goods from farmers. Within a decade all
farmers had to sell then move to big cities simply
to survive. Most farmers simply abandoned their
farms with none around to buy their land.

Eagletown, once a thriving and dynamic farming
community is so alone and so dead, there are
none to give our hometown a fitting burial;
the McCoy home burnt down a few days back and
none watched, none knew.

This is the philosophy of the male gender; slash
and burn. Men do not think. Men force their will
upon people and Mother Nature. Men are destroyers
of life, women are givers of life.

Unfortunately, fists win over brains.

The McCoy home burnt down four days back, along
with the very last remnant of my childhood. This
makes me cry.

Taha

[ July 11, 2006, 08:19: Message edited by: Purl Gurl ]

Posted by Blue Marlin on :

The last of the Old Growth, the end of a long life..A part of Earth, Water, Air and Sky, a very special presence be the Old Growth tree.

They are all most gone now, and even men cry.

Posted by 66inxs on :

it says in the bible "seek ye the truth and the truth will set you free", one of the ultimate pearls of wisdom, along with "cast not ye pearls before swine, lest they turn and rend YOU."

some of us do read and appreciate some of these posts. i deal with some highly motivated and successful women executives but didn't understand why we got along so well until i read pg's posts in this thread. i fired a lawyer last fall for being a "cheerleader" instead of an attorney, i.e. a leech collecting a large fee. tell me the truth instead of being a "cheerleader" so i can make intelligent decisions. real friends tell you the truth as they see it, and do not "cheerlead".

like most of the others, i started posting on these boards to pick up some easy stock tips and make a few bucks. i made some good money, but by reading these posts with an open mind, walked away from this with something a lot more valuable than money, knowledge and truth.

btw, most of the people who do not have money and desire a lot of it do not know of all of the problems and strife having a lot of money causes. watch out for what you wish for - you might get it!.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"watch out for what you wish for - you might get it!"

Farmers around our hometown, being so poor and
hurt so bad by large corporate agri-business,
saw a chance to bring a little money to their
families by selling timber rights to Weyerhauser.

Those farmers had no way of knowing selling
those timber rights also sold their lifes
and sold our community.

Twenty years since, all is gone, forever,
all because of a wish for money.

Our family is wealthy, have risen from poverty,
yet we still lead a frugal lifestyle and still
work our butts off everyday as if we have no
money at all.

We will never allow money to corrupt our lives.

Our wish is to lead a hard working honest life,
a gratifying life, money or not.

Reminds me of a story.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Back in 1995, I, our family, acquired a
sociopathic internet s-talker. He chased
after me everywhere, became psychotically
obsessed with me. He showed everywhere
on the internet he found me.

He researched, he paid a detective find out
all he could about our family. He learned
we own lots of real estate and are wealthy.

Very soon, obscene and threatening phone calls
to us, to our extended family, to our neighbors,
horrific phone calls and threats of violence.

I advised him if he did not leave us alone,
I would bankrupt him. He scoffed and did
not believe me, said I was bluffing.

Immediately, holding lots of information about
him he did not know, I contacted his employer,
TRW, where he held a good job being hired
right out of UCR; a masters in computer science.

Took a half a year, but I took his job away
and left him with a bad employment history;
he was using TRW facilities to commit crimes
against our family.

After two years of this, he escalated this to
real life. While off on vacation, he broke
into our home, took photographs to prove he
was there and killed our kitten. He posted
his photographs on the internet.

Law enforcement became involved, we won a
restraining order, eventually he was put
in jail for ninety days.

I will not provide details, after his release
he was severely beaten, his apartment trashed
and he fled town.

I said I would bankrupt him. I did so.

He wished to harass and terrify us for whatever
sociopathic _masculine_ reason, and he got
what he wished for, and a bit more.

I do not mince my words nor do I ever bluff
and sometimes I make those wishes come true.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Incidently, when he fled town, he fled to
his mother's house down in Los Angeles.

Being still angry, I went down there, spotted
him upstairs looking out a window, screamed
at him, challenged him to come out. He closed
the curtains and called the police.

I am still angry.

This is how I view, not all, but most men;
rough and tough talking boys hiding behind
their momma's skirt.

Taha

Posted by Blue Marlin on :

Whale, 'bout millionaires....Have to tell you one that fooled a friend of mine for years..My friend actually gave him a Salmon because he thought the poor old fella didn't have enough to eat..The Salmon was a brite, fresh into the bay 20 pound chinook..

From time to time they would cross paths fishing the river, the old man would always mention the chinook.

Strange thing happened for a few yrs. My friend always had a fresh xmas tree show up around xmas even if they already had a tree up..The first time he thought maybe a kid had stole the tree and gave up packing it..

When it happened again, well he knew sumpin was up..The old man did cross his mind....

One day reading a local obituary he saw the old mans picture.........He was a Multi- Millionaire rancher and Xmas tree grower.

Posted by Hannibull on :

The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked.

Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The Mexican replied, "Only a little while."

The American then asked, "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more fish?"

The Mexican said, "With this I have more than enough to support my family's needs."

The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life."

The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing; and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat: With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor; eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then Los Angeles and eventually New York where you will run your ever-expanding enterprise."

The Mexican fisherman asked, "But, how long will this all take?"

To which the American replied, "15 to 20 years."

"But what then?" asked the Mexican.

The American laughed and said that's the best part. "When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions."

"Millions?...Then what?"

The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos."

The fisherman, still smiling, looked up and said, "Isn't that what I'm doing right now?"

Posted by 66inxs on :

most people i know that have money work as is they had no money at all. people with money do not gamble on the lottery - poor people do. wealthy people do not waste - poor people do. that's one of the reasons that they are poor. most wealthy people are more frugal than their poorer peers. wannabe's have all of the designer stuff and the new suv's and are mostly in debt up to their butts. these are generalizations but are inherently true on the most part.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

66, this will seem odd if not funny.

While reading some articles about money, I thought
of our small concrete mixer we use for odd jobs
around the home, for our rentals. That started
me off on my rant leading me to forget the real
story to share.

When that creep took pictures, one of them is
outside and shows our concrete mixer on its
stand. He is harassing me in a chat line,

"Rich people do not have concrete mixers.
You are not rich, on and on and on...."

I think to myself, "This is why he will never
be rich. He believes if you are rich, you pay
people to do your work for you."

His attitude defeats him before he will ever
have a chance to be financially secure. Those
who do well in life do so because they work
hard and save their money. How foolish of us
to hire someone to perform work we can do.

Now older, almost old, we cannot and do not
want to break our habit of working hard and
living a frugal lifestyle. We have some toys,
certainly, but we waited decades before even
thinking about buying toys.

Rich people do mix and pour their own concrete.
This is a small part of why they are rich.

Know what? We have never owned a new car.
Our most new car is my Corvette and it is
a 1975 year model. We bought it as junk,
then restored it, just as with our trucks.

Had we not started life in poverty, I am not
so sure we would be doing so well. Our desire
to escape poverty, our desire to be sure our
girl has a good life, is what motivates us to
work hard and do well.

Be sure to understand, our girl is not spoiled.
There have been many times we worked her so
hard, her hands became blistered, just as ours
did when young and working on our farm.

She knows the joy of back breaking sweaty
field work of a farm.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I am almost over my cranky spell and my hot flashes.
Menopause is b!tch like me.

My ban on posting pictures has been lifted.

In time, I will lift my ban on viewing my pictures.

I hear your thoughts, boys, "Oh goody! Oh goody!
We get to see her naked!" Yeah, in time, least
before I become older and more fat.

Some need to learn a lesson if you bite the hand
which feeds you, that hand will b!tch slap you.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

it's an enigma isn't it?

how much is the right amount to do for the sprout...

overwatering is just as deadly as drought...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Oh, no problem, Glassman. When our daughter was
born, my Choctaw midwife handed me an owner's
manual and a service warranty.

Just a matter of reading the owner's manual
and following those instructions on how to
raise a child. Piece of cake, until a child's
horny hormones kick in.

I have to go downhill to our shop to change
the oil and the filter on a 1957 Chevy. One
of my chores today, my to-do list from the
old man. Rich girls do stuff like that.

The car is headed for Reno; Hot August Nights.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

BTW Hannibull i like that story...
i've kicked all 'round this hemisphere...
seen a lot of happy people, and seen a lot of unhappy people...

most happy people seem to me to be taking responsibility for their situation whatever that may be....

i had the so-called privilege of associating with a lot of very unhappy, extremely wealthy, and extaordinarily privileged children when i was young....
life is a highway..... be sure to take the scenic route once in awhile [Wink]

Posted by 66inxs on :

most rich people do not hire people to do work that they can do themselves. exactly. right on. when we buy toys, we actually buy them with money, not max out 3 credit cards to get it. rich people usually shun credit cards cuz of the high interest rates, except for amex that gets paid in full every month. rich people shun debt and installment payments.

the simple, busy, low profile life is the best imho. most people don't know reality until they have seen both the top and the bottom sides of life. they are real people who are a pleasure to have around. wannabe's reek! i enjoy asking them "how are you going to pay for that ?", just to see their reactions. just a rhetorical question !

Posted by Blue Marlin on :

Good Greif Whale you had one hell of a Hot Flash!
Around here she heads for the big fan!Geez, no covers at night anymore, I'm freezing to death up here!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Good Greif Whale you had one hell of a Hot Flash!"

You expect a woman to be emotionally stable?

There is another problem with men. Besides, this
E440 asswipe accusing me of being a child molester
made me angry. Then he turns around and complains
to administration I am abusing him for my coming
down on him, even threatened to sue me for my
"defamation" of his character. What character?
He has none. He is a screaming *******.

He writes to all readers I am a child molester.
Writes I should be arrested and imprisoned.
Suggests I am a teacher having sex with her
students. Yes, that made me angry.

I tell him what I think of him, he whines, cries,
threatens to sue me then has my articles and
pictures deleted along with a warning from
adiministration here at Allstocks.

His claim I am a child molester remains. My
response articles are deleted. What the F-word
is wrong with moderators around here?

The man should have been banished simply for
claiming I am a child molester. Oh no, he is
a man, this is ok. How dare a woman become
angry over nothing. She needs to be punished.

All the men act nothing happened, chum up to
the asswipe, stroke his ego. "Yeah, you really
put that woman in her place."

You boys best not confess to being a moderator
over there. Chances are I will chew you out.

All I did is to relate a story of my daughter
having friends over and they see me swimming
naked in our pool, downhill. For Pete's sake,
I am downhill from our house and have no idea
they are watching me.

I am a child molester because some teenage boys,
up on our hill, look down our hill and see me
naked in our pool. Christ. How F-n lame.

Should tell some of my more saucy stories, there
is no doubt those asswipe men would be calling
the FBI to report me.

Hot flash, indeed. Dustoff, as brave as you are,
you would probably piddle your pants to be around
when I am really angry, like angry enough to hire
some muscle from the Eastside to nearly beat a
man to death who pissed me off by terrifying my
family. Nobody messes with my family.

That E440 jerk-off used my daughter as a premise
to insult me, to claim I am child molester. Lucky
I do not who he is. That is a type of event for
which I would hire that muscle again, immediately.

Nobody messes with my family.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Their scam stock closed precisely in the range
I indicated yesterday. Majority volume was not
in my range, very close, but volume was extreme.

Many are now selling and complaining. They
have no right to complain. Typical men,
they are blaming their mistakes on everything
and everyone but themselves.

They could have made almost twice as much
profits had they listened to me instead
of personally attacking me. They could have
tripled their profits if they followed my
flip play suggestion.

Oh no, she is a stupid woman who has no
place in the stock markets.

They are getting the butt f-word they deserve.

It will be a very long time before I bring
picks here or offer advice. Participants here
really do not deserve my expertise.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

It's flippers, it's market makers, it's being
manipulated, something fishy going on....

Anything and everything but their own stupidity.

That is stereotypical masculine thinking about
the stock markets.

This is why women are superior market traders;
we know and acknowledge when "it" is our fault.
We do not whine and complain. We retrace, then
negotiate a better position and profit.

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

Hey, Lady, ease up a tad. I'm on your side. And not because you can be meaner'n a damned pi$$ed off cotton mouth. I just happen to agree and have had a taste myself of a--holes hunting me down because they couldn't shout me down on here. It's more than a bit scary.

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

"Hot flash, indeed. Dustoff, as brave as you are,
you would probably piddle your pants to be around
when I am really angry"

-------------------------------------------------
me is shivering me timbers away up here north!
Geezz, me frezzzzes at nites and now me freeezzes on the board! Women!!

Oh' im blue marlin the rouge of can, can sparkle in the sun, yes i can, but me has me Ocean and landlubbers devotion, Oh'such a lucky man!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I ain't no lady!

During my childhood, a handful of people were
killed by others. Usually a wife would kill
her drunken husband, or a farmer would have
his mules trample a sharecropper land baron,
some Choctaw men in a knife fight, one would
end up dead.

All around the community would say, "He needed
killin'" and that was the end of it. Sheriff
McKinney would not investigate, no charges
ever leveled. He needed killin' is something
we all understood.

Quite difficult for me to accept these things
which happen, today, and not think, "That boy
needs killin' right now." I come from a very
different background than most of you. If a
person deserved to die or deserved to be beaten,
that is what happened. None called McKinney; we
took care of justice in our own way and our
justice was always right, always deserved. We
were and are fiercely honest and equally fair.

These things which young men do these days,
in my time, they would receive a vicious beating.
Those men would never behave like that again.

One thing especially. During my time boys nor
men ever sass a woman. That is an offense
which would have a boy given a good beaten.
Women were treated with utmost courtesy, always
addressed proper, ma'am, miss or mrs. Men never
used a woman's first name until she allowed
them to do so.

Around the farms and community, we had our own
laws based upon behaving right. Nothing wrong,
nothing unethical, all fair and just. However,
the punishment was either a beating or a killing,
with the latter very rare.

In our farming community, there was no crime,
zero crime. Oh sure, maybe a melon or two stolen,
some corn picked, or a missing mason jar of
white lightning. These events were overlooked
being unimportant and more of an expectation.

I have difficulties restraining myself, have
difficulties not administering justice as
justice should be; swift and right now.

Odd, I just arrived back home from grocery
shopping. I am checking out and the bag boy
says to me, "Hi ma'am, how are you today?"
We exchange words. "Ma'am, do you want your
milk in a bag." I answer and smile. "Would
you like help with your groceries, Ma'am?"
Do not need any help. "Ma'am you have a nice
day. Thanks for shopping with us."

This is a kid all of maybe sixteen or seventeen.

I am impressed. He behaves as we did.

I comment to the cashier, "That boy has some
good manners. He is very polite." She talks
for a minute how rare this is, about how kids
are not like we were in the Golden Days.

Difference is in our day if we displayed the
slightest bit of rudeness, if we were not
mindful of adults, we did not behave right,
we received a butt switching right on the spot.

We were taught proper manners.

Difference is today's kids are not disciplined,
have no manners, have no pride.

Today's boys and men need a good beating.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

getting a butt switchin' could be fun under the right circumstances Ma'am...

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

glassman, me sure as hell hopes you have another pair of pants...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"getting a butt switchin' could be fun under
the right circumstances Ma'am..."

My husband gives out the spankings. I could ask.

Coyote

Posted by bdgee on :

Yas'um, Lady Purl.

Posted by glassman on :

somethin about the light ain't right here...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Shadows?

Posted by bdgee on :

Somethin ain't right......is them old navy brand jeans the Lady wears in that thar pitchur?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

No, Goodwill Blues. Famous brand.

Posted by bdgee on :

Hahahaha. Yup, Goodwill, them's the brand I wears. Been wearin 'em ever since we growed up and big brother wasn't around and Hanmedon brand wasn't no longer 'vailabul.

Posted by glassman on :

wasn't that guy the bouncer down at Lake Alice Purl?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Bouncer! Ha! Ha! My old man is sixty years old.

What you are seeing, Glassman, is not a shadow.
That is a stain running through the rocks.

My picture is digitally enhanced to correct
an overexposure. Top is enhanced, bottom is
original. If my picture upsets you, I can
remove it.

Purl Gurl

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

me could say sumpin but me ain't..But me sure is laughing here, kin ya hear? has to with a reply, and dat's all me is saying! In coming heading to the Bunker!

Posted by Relentless on :

Yes it seems bdgee hass allowed some preferences to be known..
Dusty might need cpr if this keeps up for much longer.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

There are times you boys do not make a lick of sense.

Posted by Relentless on :

I for one, suspected all along

Posted by bdgee on :

May be, chick, but the trick is to know when to and when not to.....

Posted by glassman on :

well Purl i guess i'll have to pass...

thanx for the, uh, er, offer, anyway [Big Grin]

i'm sure i met him somewhere....

it wasn't his Harley i knocked over when i was parking down at Lake Alice maybe? [Wink]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Would you rather see naked pictures of him,
if not a spanking?

Purl Gurl

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

EDIT!

Posted by Relentless on :

bdgee is oddly silent all of a sudden

Posted by glassman on :

damn, you just me inhale a french fry and spill ketchup all over the keyboard.....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Have you boys been drinking or smoking something?

He is a ***** cat. His friends are little rough.

Posted by jordanreed on :

you think those boys are rough?..

you should meet my bro "Bear" and his good friend "Schmidty"...
(just got outta "stillwater" state prison after doing 20 yrs)...

coupla ex-presidents of the midwest "Hells Outcasts"..

[Smile]

Posted by glassman on :

i see you met my brothers...
mom always said if i combed my hair once in awhile i could be as good looking as them...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You like, yes?

Actually, he is only fifty-eight.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

ms glassman says what kind of stone is that? an agate?

when do i get my computer back?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Oh, oh, Dusty, this you will appreciate.

Oh his upper chest, _his_ right side (your left)
a scar from a bullet, Vietnam.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

He is my hero! He is my Rambo!

He also fixes my cars.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Well, this certainly caused the boys to fall to silence.

What? You were expecting naked pictures of me?

Taha

Posted by jordanreed on :

what do you wish us to say?...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I wish you to say, "Kira, give us your mailing
address so we can send you all of our money."

Taha

Posted by Relentless on :

After the start of this thread it is us who could use a donation...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I have some old but in good condition
clothes here. Would this be a good
donation to help out?

Taha

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Purl, was that a thru and thru?

If I am looking at the wound correctly he and you are lucky he is alive..Or is it flesh wound?

Vest on? well flack jacket...

Posted by glassman on :

ms glassman keeps asking if you posted any more pix...
i told her yeah but it's a beautiful car...

Posted by Relentless on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
I have some old but in good condition
clothes here. Would this be a good
donation to help out?

Taha

Anything with big pockets...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

More of a glancing wound. You can see the
entry point then deep scar tissue heading
towards his lower neck area. Stuck in the
very top of his sterum.

Yes, very lucky. Straight on, probably would
have hit the top of his heart, maybe a lung
puncture. He is blessed. I sent Coyote with
him. Some trivia, I was seven years old when
he shipped off.

I cried for a week.

He has one other wound, which he took several
months before, a hit in his right foot. The
bullet is still in there. Again, Coyote was
watching over him. The bullet passed through
an eyelet of his boot, slowing it down and,
I am guessing, mushing it up so it did not
cause so much damage. Doctor said more damage
would be done taking it out.

He did not report his wound for two days
not even knowing he was wounded until back
at camp and undressing to shower. He says
there was no time to think about being
wounded, rather thinking about staying alive.

Both bullets were from an M-16 which the
Vietnamese probably took from some of our
fallen soldiers; .223 caliber.

Most of his tour was in the Mekong Delta
and along the Cambodia / Laos border.

He does not tell me much about what happened
over there.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ms. Glassman! I can post boy pictures for her!

My husband is one tough hombre. Sure makes
me behave myself, when he is around!

Taha

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

damn flash backs.....going to town for dinner..

I am sincerly concerned about the returning Vets........... All these yrs later, in an instant we go back...I know your husband is a Warrior, I pray he does not go back, as fast as some of us..

All the VA stuff and probably this current round of chemo have brought things back I would rather not relive...I am only a man, I am not made of the Iron I was once before....I say good sailing to your husband because he has sure as hell earned the right to say. "I spent my time in Hell!

Dustoff

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Dusty, he does have some nightmares, not as
much as long ago. Sometimes at night he sits
straight up in a bolt, sweat just pouring off
him. Never will tell me about his dreams. I do
the best I know how to comfort him.

Suppose all men have their times of weakness
and fear. I am honored to be there during
those times. Wish I could erase some of the
stuff inside his head.

He served 1967 / 1968 and was there for the
Tet offensive. His second wound sent him
back to "the world," finishing off his combat
tour in recovery. Was not too long after
this we had him back and I was once again
making designs to marry him.

Rather sad, almost all drafted were poor and
unable to escape the draft through college
or whatever. He is not a senator's son nor
the son of a man named Bush.

My husband despises George Bush, junior. Says
the man is a deserter, a coward, a traitor.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

and Senior is the one who raised him that way..

too bad...

Senior seemed to me to be a decent guy (for a politician)....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Bush senior does not seem that bad on
the surface, but we must never forget
two things. One is his financial raping
of America and, second, he was a spook.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Hmm... I will see what I can dig up for Ms. Glassman.

Are you happy I turned my pictures back on?

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

Ms.glassamn is...
me? you know i'm a Ford man...we discussed this many moons ago...

there are alotta good spooks ya know...

Afgahnistan/Taliban went down fast cuz the CIA was on the job...

we can't talk much about their successes... they are only obvious when they screw up, or somebody "outs" them

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I do not have too much of a problem
with spooks, truthfully, I admire
them in an odd way. I fully support
spook black ops. However, I am not
so sure Bush senior made use of the
CIA in appropriate ways. My concern
is Bush may not have used the CIA
just against our enemies. I think he
may have done some domestic spying
for whatever reason, maybe financial
information to assist his wealth.

I write, and for Dusty,

"He does not tell me much about what happened
over there."

Not quite true. He likes to get my goat by
going on and on about Vietnamese hookers
and the pretty Vietnamese girls he says he
brought home with him. I refuse to believe
him, but sometimes, I think, maybe he did.

He does tell some really tall tales about
bar fights in Saigon and chasing around
with village girls out in the bush.

He is an amateur boxer. Well, was, he is
a bit too old for that now.

My hubby likes it when I dress up oriental
and do things with him.

I like it when he slips on his gorilla outfit
I bought for both of us. Kinda like the animal
thing, you know. Only good for Winter or
cold nights. Otherwise too damn hot!

Imagine that, a Vietnamese hooker and a big
ugly gorilla going at it.

* trying to think of the name of a beer over there *

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

San Miguel is the beer what we had in the PI...
Nam was over before i got in...

i lived in Chesapeake Va for several years and knew many many Nam vets.
some had no bad 'speriences...

some were not "right" probably even before they went...

i had a neighbor that had been married to ex-Miss West Virginia when he went for his first tour marine recon in 1963....he laughed and said training my eye...
he told me it was his third tour that made him "check out" of society that was when his wife left him too ... he did four in all...

spent many an evening sipping Jagermaiester and listening to Nam stories with him...

he had to be pretty drunk to talk about some of it...

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Blue Marlin':
damn flash backs.....going to town for dinner..

I am sincerly concerned about the returning Vets........... All these yrs later, in an instant we go back...I know your husband is a Warrior, I pray he does not go back, as fast as some of us..

All the VA stuff and probably this current round of chemo have brought things back I would rather not relive...I am only a man, I am not made of the Iron I was once before....I say good sailing to your husband because he has sure as hell earned the right to say. "I spent my time in Hell!

Dustoff

recent Texas Monthly article indicates more "mental health problems" coming home from Iraq than the system can handle...suggests not only record numbers coming from the field, but woefully inadequate, overwhelmed, health "system" to deal/offer help/even cope with the numbers...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"some were not "right" probably even before they went..."

About time for fixin' dinner and skinny dipping.

We have a very dear friend, Greg. He served
the same time as my husband but we did not meet
him until many years later. Greg was in the
motor pool fixing jeeps and trucks.

Greg and his fellow soldiers live in tents
at some camp north of Saigon, an engineering
camp, I think. In his tent, his most prized
possession, a stereo and lots of eight track
tapes sent over from home.

The Vietnamese attack by sending in mortar
rounds. All grab their weapons and take
cover. A mortar round lands right on his
tent, blowing up everything, stereo, tapes,
everything he owns.

My husband privately tells me a story Greg
will not tell around his wife or me.

Greg goes beserker. He runs over to the motor
pool area, jumps in a "half track" with a
big machine gun on back and up top. Drives
like crazy towards from where the mortar rounds
are being fired, smashes through the perimeter
barbed wire and all that, slams to stop, jumps
out, starts firing his rifle and is yelling,

"You blew up F-n Janis Joplin! You blew up F-n
Jimi Hendrix! You blew up the F-n Doors! I'll
kill all of you F-n (more vulgar words)."

He yells this over and over while shooting. When
he runs out of bullets, still yelling about his
eight track tapes, he climbs up on the truck
and lights up a big machine gun. He is still
yelling about Buffalo Springfield, Jefferson
Airplane on and on, "You blew up F-n Elvis! I'll
kill you F-n (cuss words)"

When this is all over, he has killed at least
five Vietnamese and took out a couple of mortar
positions while at it. He also rallied his other
soldiers who came up behind him. Greg says he
did not know they were there being so damn mad.

Greg is about the most gentle giant you could
know. He is huge but very kind of heart, unless
you blow up his eight track tapes!

Purl Gurl

Posted by glassman on :

don't forget to take the lense cover off the pool cam [Wink]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Sorry, I plan to wear my whipped cream
bikini, tonight. After dinner dessert.

Purl Gurl

Posted by glassman on :

well, don't forget to leave some for E440 to huff....
seems he likes you alot...

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Purl Gurl, "Tigar piss" but I was hung over..

Posted by Jo4321 on :

quote:
My success rate at picking viable stocks
for profit is eighty-five percent. I am
obviously female. My stocks plays are so
because of realistic and in-depth research
viewed with logical analysis.

Purl,

I'm not sure how to ask this question without you taking it the wrong way, but do you ever post your picks anywhere? I totally believe what you say your success rate is, and I congratulate you on your recent milestone. But, it seems that everytime I get to see your analysis at work, it is when a stock is on its way down, or you are warning that it IS going to go down.

I've only been trading a few months and I've only been on this board the same, so maybe I've missed where you've alerted us to stocks on the way up. Or maybe you just don't do that (which is your perogative).

Jo

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Yes, Jo, I do post picks.

I am not sure what would be the best method
to find those picks. Perhaps you could run
a search on my moniker, Purl Gurl. Lots of
articles to go through!

Recently, most of my time is spent discussing
picks tossed out by Tex, Blue, Dustoff, Jordan,
and, hmm, who am I forgetting? Glassman!

Others as well.

Any one of those persons and a couple others
whose monikers escape me for the moment, make
very good picks. Blue is excellent for longer
term very safe picks. Dustoff is great at
high risk day trades. Tex falls between. Jordan
and some of the others, play almost anything.

Maybe you could simply start picking out articles
on the "hot stocks" board and read. This is where
we spend most of our time.

My apologies to those whose monikers I did not
mention, my memory is old and tired. Besides
I am in the middle of a hissy fit because of
this E440 boy following me around and causing
trouble for everyone.

Hmm.. Relentless and Ten are in there.

Purl Gurl

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Jo, no need to be afraid of me. You are free
to ask of me anytime you like. I will do my
best to help you, which helps all readers.

Please jump in and ask. Any of those boys
I mention will also be quick to help you.

Just ask, we really like this when people ask.

Purl Gurl

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Whale? where be you? uh' hmmm , well, ah' hmmm
how do I say this??---------------------->>HEELP!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Help!

No, no, not anymore. I will not be providing
stock tips, will not be affording advice
except in rare circumstances.

Allstocks is under the control of pump and dump
criminals. They own Allstocks.

Nope, I am not about to play their games. They
are in charge now, they dictate policy here at
Allstocks. Nope, I will not be a slave to the
pump and dump criminals now in charge of Allstocks.

You folks will need to seek stock advice from
E440, Bond, Answap and the rest. They are in
charge, they will tell you what to do, or not do.

Do what they tell you do. They will not mislead
you nor give you bad advice. If you do not do
what they tell you, they will have you banished.

Meanwhile, I will continue making excellent profits
as a free person, free of authoritarian rule.

Such is reality.

Purl Gurl

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You people go over and seek advice from
Egg Inspector. He is suggesting Raven Moon
as a good stock buy.

Seek his advice. He is a professional trader.
He is one of those in charge now.

Purl Gurl

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Blue has some opinions on Raven Moon stock.

However, talk to him privately. Should the
new leaders around here catch you discussing
Raven Moon without their input, without their
approval, nothing but trouble!

Raven Moon, that is your ticket per Egg Inspector.

Purl Gurl

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Silly boy, what are you doing asking a girl for help?

Dang, boy, you know we women know nothing about
trading stocks and all that. Women have no place
in the stock markets!

I am off! I have been instructed to retune a Weber
carburetor, today. I need to change the metering
rods and primary jets to effect a four percent
leaner condition for "cruise" conditions.

Do not ask me about stocks! I am a woman!

Ask me about cars and hot rods. There I have
a little bit of knowledge.

Purl Gurl

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

* screams *

___

Egg Inspector:

quote:
Originally posted by Peaser:

I'm out. Lost $500

Peaser, hang on to those shares....IMHO you will
at least recoup your cost, it souldn't be too
long IMO.

____

These are your new stock advisors. These are
the new leaders of Allstocks. Consult with
them, you will not be disappointed!

Purl Gurl - drinking gasoline and spitting fire

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Whale, me sure is glad me has no stitches! cause whale had me a rolling against me scubburds..

Egg = pumper omlete! egg is all over da pan..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Stereotypical masculine thinking.

Force the stock to be what a man expects.

Stupid Women! Never take the advice of a woman!

Purl Gurl

Posted by glassman on :

drinking gasoline and spitting fire?

i think that's just hormones...

PG? those guys are ridin' that thing straight down to a penny...
are they pro's or are they stooopid? enquiring minds want to know...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Well, if I write they are stupid, which they are,
there will be nothing but trouble around here.
So, I will not write they are stupid.

Now you boys run along and buy some Raven Moon.

You are bound to discover Raven Moon to be a
more pretty picture than my big fat moon!

* thinks she better not post her fat moon *

Purl Gurl

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Darn it! Damn, damn, damn! I did it again!

Oh ****! E440 will be in here to file at
least 8,257,307 secret complaints to have
me banished for daring to post such an
offensive and vulgar picture.

My GOD! Seeing flesh is bound to corrupt your
morals and send Viagra stock skyrocketing.

Coyote

Posted by Up on :

I'd like to place an order please. I'll have those two buns that are hanging outside the Fat Shack. No ketchup, no mustard, whatever's inside of 'em will be just fine. Thank you.

Posted by glassman on :

well, if your getting the buns? i want the 2 coconuts hanging there...

Posted by Up on :

Sounds fair to me.

Posted by jordanreed on :

i told my sis i wanted tacos!!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ha! Ha! This morning you boys *are* being funny!

What? No hot dog?

Purl Gurl

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

me is speca-a-lus speach a peach a lus ah' hell that pic has me a climbing the mast! a chewing me finger!!!!!

Posted by Peaser on :

I'll have what she's having!

And a druel cup on the side.

Posted by T e x on :

words fail...

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

can you you imagine driving a desert hwy at speed on your M/C and looking over there?

Road Burn?

An old sea dog should be polite and say-----cute as sea otter.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ha! You boys are in a good mood today!
'Bout time you got over your cranky spell.

How boring around here without a little
wiggle, jiggle and giggle.

Funny, I see only fat. You boys see something else.

My pictures are turned on again, ahem, I said
my pictures are turned on again.

Coyote

Posted by bdgee on :

'scuse me, but just who was it in a "cranky spell"?

Hmmmph!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Return to my man bashing theme...

I will have you know I just finished fine
tuning a Weber four barrel carburetor. Had
to tune it twice to get it right. A little
too lean on the meter rods first time around,
just right second time around.

I love being alone in a hot rod; no daughter
to tell me to not burn rubber and not drive
fast. Life is great when the kids are out of
the house and off working!

'57 Chevy again, 350 horsepower, 4:11 in the rear.
Boy, oh boy, talk about making the tires screech!

Ahh... do not be impressed. I used a work shop
manual which provides precise instructions for
tuning. Piece of cake and I did not break a nail!

Oh yeah, forgot to male bash.

Coyote

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

There is no excuse for men!

Coyote

Posted by bdgee on :

snicker

Posted by 10of13 on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
There is no excuse for men!

Coyote

They seem to think they don't need one!

I just shake my head and continue to do the jobs that need to be done!...Men?! Argh! (however..I have 6 boys that I will attempt to make at least 1 into a spectacular true MAN!)

Posted by T e x on :

10 of Frankenstein...

*Frahnk-enstEEN!

Whinny, Whinny, neigh, neigh*

Posted by glassman on :

hey! i'd make an excuse: if i only knew what i done did wrong to begin with [Razz]

Posted by 10of13 on :

LOL...you think TEX??
Why is it you are whinning?
Oh never mind...I already know... [Razz]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Boys, oh boys, my pictures are turned on again.

Now for male bashing.

I noted some of you gentlemen are debating
the new Lords of Allstocks. You make good
points which are well thought and rational.
I agree with you, for a change.

However, you are debating men! No doubt you noticed
no matter how reasonable you are, no matter how
right you are, this does not change their thinking
in the least bit. Quite the opposite, what you
read is typical male denial. Each blame everyone
else rather than except blame. Each aggressively
argue he is completely right. Some are still
pumping, so are clinging to false hope.

You see men mold a stock into a model which
fits their masculine thinking. You know they
should have dumped back when some of of us
_politely_ suggested. Nope. They claim we
waited until well after the fall, which you
and I know is a lie. They proceed to claim
we old timers are rude, insulting, stupid
and all that. Nonetheless, they are the bag
holders, no doubt on that!

To make matters worse, a woman dared to suggest
what they should to do to benefit! Damn! A woman!

Works out nice. Those boys annoy me. A women, moi,
visits and suggests, "You should think about
selling now to earn profits or to cut losses."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Men will do just the opposite because I am a woman.

See how the game works? You can play dead, as one
of you suggested with humor. Does not matter. All
I have to do is suggest to sell and the boys will
do just the opposite; hold. Now they are losers.

They annoyed me. I convinced them to keep holding.

MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Coyote

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

But wait! There is more!

I noted one of the boys posting some stuff
about Raven Moon stock. Need I say more about
the trader talent of men?

* witch like laughter *

Coyote

Posted by T e x on :

are they still waiting for that check to clear? [Big Grin]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

All you boys have to do is begin a course
of treatment of estrogen injections. Wallah!
You will become excellent traders and become
millionaires within a year!

Nice side effects as well; you will have
your own T & A to admire and grope, at
all times!

Coyote

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

If the check is good! Blue loves that one.

You know you are becoming experienced when
you recognize a lot of ticker symbols and
can tell other people about a specific stock
with no research required; you already know.

That is experience.

If that boy over there is hot a trader as
he believes himself, he would never mention
Raven Moon stock! Well, not without humor.

Coyote

Posted by bdgee on :

Yeah, whatever you say, but does that mean we'd have to squat to pee?

Posted by glassman on :

i think i'd rather be a dummy

estrogen injections ughh...

http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale/

not bad i got 11/16

the good news? i only guessed one male was a lady...
the rest of my mistakes were all women that i thought *might* be a man...
i ain't taking any risksksks like that [Razz]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Yeah, whatever you say, but does that mean we'd have
to squat to pee?

Well, if you did there would be no need to
wash your hands afterwards, you know, men
and their piss poor aim.

Coyote

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Squat to pee! Boy Howdy do I have a picture of
me, taking by my loving girl, which would have
you roaring with laughter!

However, well, E440 and his friends would
absolutely have psychotic fits and cause
problems for the next year!

I suppose in this way they do win some; there
are hilarious pictures I cannot post because
they will cause trouble.

Coyote

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Well, if you did there would be no need to
wash your hands afterwards, you know, men
and their piss poor aim.

Only when we're drunk. Then we make our wives clean it up. And, we can write our names in the snow, can you?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Stereotypical masucline thinking,

A commit on refusing to sell a loser stock,

"I committed to stay, that's it period."

There is one key word, "period."

This is a signal no matter what logic is presented,
no matter what facts are presented, no matter how
right of an opinion, this man will not change
his mind for any reason.

This is a man who would rather lose all of
his money than admit a poor decision on his part.

Telling you, boy, all you have to do is develop
your feminine side and you will do better. Oh
now, do not go all homophobic on me. Each of
you boys have a feminine side and know this!

Get in touch with your feminine side, no, I do not
mean physically touch your feminine side, well,
unless you are taking those estrogen treatments.

I show my masculine side very often! Why do boys
so fear your feminine side?

Coyote

Posted by bdgee on :

There is the question of whether the lack of the ability causes women to fail to develop good intuition about ballistics or if some genetic deficiency leaves them with no way to develop an intuition for balistics. Whichever is the case, many believe that is the major reason that women are scarce on the graound in the higher levels of physics.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"we can write our names in the snow, can you?"

Yes! I wrote an article on this. Only requires
a willing male partner with a very full bladder;
my name is rather long.

Can you pee like a broodmare? I can!

Bet I can pee a farther distance than you.

Coyote

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"we can write our names in the snow, can you?"

Yes! I wrote an article on this. Only requires
a willing male partner with a very full bladder;
my name is rather long.

Can you pee like a broodmare? I can!

Bet I can pee a farther distance than you.

Coyote

The odds of us ever meeting are very slim but, if we ever do, I'll take that bet. See, we have the ability to, ahem, pinch it off so to speak, and let pressure build up. I once killed a rabbit at 40 paces that way and took down a small elm tree in the process.

Posted by glassman on :

anybody else ever notice how Anne Coulters adams apple is pretty big...

Posted by T e x on :

Up?

wiley and I *have* discussed this...one conclusion: If your daughter's boyfriend has *his* name in the snow, make sure it's in *his* handwriting...

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Whale says,

"I show my masculine side very often! Why do boys
so fear your feminine side?"

Well Bdgee did when he fell under the train under the picture!

That has got to be an Allstocks Classic!
You wanna talk laughter? still a snicker here.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

" Well Bdgee did when he fell under the train under the picture!"

The day you boys were not making a lick of sense.

I still have not figured out about what you
boys were talking.

Coyote

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"I once killed a rabbit at 40 paces that way and
took down a small elm tree in the process."

Ah shoot, boy, that ain't nothing. I can bowl
ten perfect strikes in a row standing backwards
and bent over, no balls either.

Coyote

Posted by T e x on :

*pressure*

"True legends..."

The Cornstubble brothers once threw a guy on top of a 7-11...

The Appleby brothers could stand on the ground and whiz on top of a railroad car.

believe it--or don't . . .

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Alright, alright, can you boys shoot a ping-pong
ball across a room without using your hands?

Coyote

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

I can dig deep holes

In the ground, snow? well, ah' heck it flew!

Posted by IWISHIHAD on :

Up,

I don't think i want to pinch it off long enough to your trick sounds painfull...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I can crack walnuts with my thighs.

Coyote

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

I can "crack up" reading this thread

Posted by bdgee on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"I once killed a rabbit at 40 paces that way and
took down a small elm tree in the process."

Ah shoot, boy, that ain't nothing. I can bowl
ten perfect strikes in a row standing backwards
and bent over, no balls either.

Coyote

You be careful now!

Eat too many o' them pintos upside down and you can blow your brains out ya eyeballs.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

* thinks about making a crack about crack *

Nah, the boys would pitch a fit.

Coyote

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"I once killed a rabbit at 40 paces that way and
took down a small elm tree in the process."

Ah shoot, boy, that ain't nothing. I can bowl
ten perfect strikes in a row standing backwards
and bent over, no balls either.

Coyote

We have a rock quarry about a mile away from our house. I filled it from my back yard last night.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"We have a rock quarry about a mile away from our
house. I filled it from my back yard last night."

Is that so? Well, you know what we women did
to Atlantis thousands of years back!

Coyote

Posted by 66inxs on :

we need to have a "2006 allstocks ultimate pissing contest". however, i believe we could never reach a consensus on what the rules would be !

Posted by bdgee on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"We have a rock quarry about a mile away from our
house. I filled it from my back yard last night."

Is that so? Well, you know what we women did
to Atlantis thousands of years back!

Coyote

So I've been told, you marched as a crowd from bar to bar and hacked them to pieces with axes.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"So I've been told, you marched as a crowd from
bar to bar and hacked them to pieces with axes."

That is a lie! We did not march. We walked briskly.

" we need to have a "2006 allstocks ultimate pissing
contest". however, i believe we could never reach a
consensus on what the rules would be!"

No hands.

Coyote

Posted by IWISHIHAD on :

66,

The only rule is that no beer drinking is allowed prior to the contest.

Posted by 66inxs on :

no hands and no beer - leave me out !

Posted by T e x on :

ya, as Sam Goldwyn said, "Include me out."

Posted by bdgee on :

Seee! She's trying to stop us enjoyin a beer now.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Nah you boys are just amateurs when it comes
to pissing contests. You are just afraid
to get your feet wet at this type of contest.

Coyote

Posted by bdgee on :

"You are just afraid to get your feet wet at this type of contest."

Well, we have the ability to not do so. It'd be damned silly to just pee on our toes to make you say it was fair.

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

me feet is always wet, me stocks is sinking me ship...

except ONE!

Posted by 66inxs on :

i've heard of getting your feet wet but this is re-dick-u-lous !! groucho marx

Posted by bdgee on :

What dust needs is a bigger sump pump.

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Got me bells got me pump got me hose got me nozzle....

Aircraft carrier equipment is what me keeps aboard me ship..

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

quote:
Originally posted by Blue Marlin':
Whale says,

"I show my masculine side very often! Why do boys
so fear your feminine side?"

Well Bdgee did when he fell under the train under the picture!

That has got to be an Allstocks Classic!
You wanna talk laughter? still a snicker here.

-------------------------------------------------
OH' bdgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....LOL

Hey, you have to remember that I have this in memory....LOL Black mail!

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Just noticed the size of this thread...

Money talks....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Originally posted by Blue Marlin':
Whale says,

"I show my masculine side very often! Why do boys
so fear your feminine side?"

Well Bdgee did when he fell under the train under the picture!

That has got to be an Allstocks Classic!
You wanna talk laughter? still a snicker here."

Ok, ok, I still do not understand! Would one
of you boys please explain the joke to me?

I have some pictures of me when I worked for
a cheesy modeling agency. Low class, flashing
the flesh, just the type you boys like.

Not going to share until you explain this
bdgee joke to me!

Taha

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

we boyz are playing on the war threads..

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Whale, look at the reply,,

you playing whale? me thinks whale is fishing...

Posted by T e x on :

doubt it--I never "got it," either...

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Whale says,

My husband gives out spankings"

Bdgee falls under the train with

Yassa mam,,,,,,, now to you two get the joke.

Posted by Relentless on :

perhaps her hubby has been remiss in giving bdgee his spankings.. that would explain the crankiness

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

It was a rolling thread, poor bdgee's timing set the whole thing up..It was fast action, and many saw the hilarity of it....

We are teazing bdgee, he knows no harm intended.

or atleast he better!

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Did you folks know people are actualy turning off the TV and following along the offtopics threads?

Local Grapevine today, well 3 states...
These folks do not even trade, yet!

Got a call today.

one of these days who knows, they may log in and say, hello.

Posted by bdgee on :

Dont fool ya self, I knew exactly what I was doin.

Folks with any taste should be turnin off the waste land of TV and tuning in here so they can see actualy talent and humor in the very act of creation.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Oh, OH! I get it. Why sure, I can arrange
to have my old man spank bdgee. Hmm.. if
I call those two French lesbian girlfriends
of mine, make some arrangements in exchange
for spanking bdgee, yeah, I think he will.

ok, I will considering telling you boys about
the most boring job I have every had in my life.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Say, Bdgee, after your spanking, would you be
interested in an attending a small get together
with two French lesbians, my husband and me?

Not a black tie affair or anything, you know,
casual, champagne, strawberries, hot tub, that
kinda stuff. You do not need any swim trunks.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

geee, i already turned that down didn't i [Frown]

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Make that 4 states, Hawaii just chimed..

Posted by glassman on :

sprout OK?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"geee, i already turned that down didn't i"

You snooze, you lose!

Never know about me! Full of suprises.

Of course our French lesbian girlfriends
are twenty years older now, but I am not!

Boy, you should hear this story about my
vice-principal girlfriend, my hubby and
me on a wild Saturday night! Hubba Hubba!

Talk about teachers!

Taha

* working on pictures for Ms. Glassman

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

There goes your 'puter glassman.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"..doubt it--I never "got it," either..."

I know! Poor Bdgee. They should not make
fun of him! Now he will join us in a small
private hot tub party! Bdgee, you will really
like those French gals; they speak English
now and are right friendly.

All this time I thought they were joking about
something in my picture which shows that I did
not know shows until I looked really close.

Oh, ooppss, well, too late now!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

blue us people in missouri are tuning in to hear pg's story. maybe we could interest munchkin man in being our target in the aforementioned contest.
6 states now ! a national event is unfolding !

Posted by bdgee on :

As it is well known thatchew is a aingliss pro-fess-ur und a p-hatch-and-dee I recun it ain't possible yew didn't mean t'sactly what yall dun said here, "Say, Bdgee, after your spanking, would you be
interested in an attending a small get together
with two French lesbians, my husband and me?", soes I takes ye wurd fur it.

Wull, I ain't never done that with no tew lezzies afore, but since them is yew andcher husbend, I mite try it, may be, we-uns will have to see.

But splain to me hows it true that yo husbend is a guy and a lez? Hain't that a im-poss-e-bill-e-tee? Haint a lez a gurl what likes to do other gurls?

An anuthur thing, I was confused probably cause I thaut that you-uns had said yaw'll wus cherokees. So now I got it strait, I thunks. Yaw'll is french and yaw'll is les-be-uns to.

I'll have to let ya know bout that thar party later. I needs to thank if I has uny busness a tryin to mangle wuth folks all that thar educated, ya know, me being just me. yaw'll mite get board fast o me.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ha! Ha! You boys are silly! You are just
tired of watching Gilligan's Island reruns,
which is Dusty's favorite!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ok, ok, who is hotter? Ginger or Mary Ann?

I like the professor.

Taha

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

you can participate! try that on TV...

Posted by 66inxs on :

mary ann definitely. ginger was a beech in real life. but on a deserted island, who cares?

Posted by bdgee on :

We might even teach ya a bit of grammer here!

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

When me thinks back, me timbers shudder, man the lifeboats!

coudn't type, still peck around..me edit button is well used, after me finaly found it..Now some could do something with that one..

couldn't splel
couldn't put a thought down worth a hoot...
me is happy now! me is a writer!

If you are new out there? jump in Purl will talk to you.........whale won't shiver yer timbers if your honest...

Posted by 66inxs on :

blue are you one of those huntin peckers ?

Posted by Sasquatch on :

Mary Ann. Hands down.

Glam girls are high main-tain-ence

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Sandwhich!

Posted by Sasquatch on :

What's up King o the Sea?

Posted by Sasquatch on :

Pre-congratulations on your 10000 post dusty!

Posted by 66inxs on :

geeze dusty goes over 10 K posts. congrats and your stocks should do so well !!

Posted by T e x on :

"Mary Ann. Hands down."

That'd be one way...

Really? what ya wanna do...beat Thurston in poker, back The Prof in a great IPO, have cheap, degrading, obsessive, repeated monkey punk with Ginger till she realizes she *ain't* getting no dough MUAHAHAAA then live happily after with Mary Ann, and have the Skipper and Gilligan over for dinner and doobies ever now & then...

Now: Back to bedgee--I saw that line, but it went over my walnut...

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Whale sounded, man the Top Mast!
whar is the whale!

Shuddering timbers!

Posted by Up on :

Ginger? MaryAnn? Nope. Mrs. Howell in a heartbeat.

Posted by T e x on :

ewwww....

that makes my walnut hurt.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

My cheesy two-bit modeling job was not so boring
after two teenage boys showed up.

Boring till then! Have you ever stood out in a
parking lot at truck stop on a hundred and twelve
degree day out in the low desert? Whew.... I had
sweat tickling the crack of my... oh... wait...
our Great Blowness E440 is probably reading this.

Two teenage boys traveling with their parents.
They are moving from Ohio to California, all
four crammed inside a yellow Ryder moving truck.

Momma came over and grabbed both boys by their
ears and marched them off to the diner when she
noticed they were taking pictures.

Felt the worst for the dinosaur, though. Poor
guy, he is suppose to be living a warm, humid
swampy area, not in a blistering hot Southern
California desert.

Nice boys. They were excited, "Ah! So this is
what California girls look like!" I was not
much older than them, freshly married, fresh
out from Oklahoma. My job application, however,
did show I was over eighteen.

Taha

Posted by Relentless on :

Listen.. I'm tired of this crap.. you want this EE40 gone.. lemme have a talk with the lad.
Where is he?

Posted by 66inxs on :

please don't enter the dinosaur in our pissing contest, but if you do i'll put my money on the dinosaur.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Relax, Relentless, relax and watch.

You best place your bets on the dinosaur, SHE
is a real pisser like me!

Taha

Posted by Relentless on :

That little dino pet has nothing on me.. where is this ee40?

Posted by Relentless on :

I've had it.. I'm hurting someone..ee40 better show or bdgee's gonna get a spanking.

Posted by T e x on :

like a dinosaur on a flat rock?

i dunno...loses some rhythm.

Posted by 66inxs on :

SHE is a real pisser. lmao another point well made by pg.

Posted by T e x on :

Ohh, man--just looked at that pic again...

The dino is looking at me... [Eek!]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

My Lord E440, are you taking careful notes?

There I am, half naked with not one, but two
teenage boys! Oh my God!

How old are those boys, Your Great Blowness E440?

Based on their skinny little asses, I would say
maybe fifteen or sixteen. Underage! * screams *

Are you on your hotline to the FBI, my dear E440?

I write a comical story about my daughter and
friends spying me in our pool, naked. I clearly
state "downhill" in our pool. I do write "some
of her high school friends" which suggest maybe
seventeen or eighteen based on circumstances.

Nonetheless, like my photograph up there, you,
E440, have no clue as to ages nor any clue about
actual events. You know literally nothing.

Although you know absolutely nothing about this
event of me naked in our pool, a good hundred feet
or so downhill from our home, you know nothing
but are quick to announce to all readers I am
a child molester, I am having sex with my high
school students, I should be arrested and placed
in prison. You know nothing, literally nothing,
but you spew all those allegations for which I
could sue you into bankruptcy.

Those boys who saw me, might be college boys,
might be legal adults, might be sixteen, but
for sure they were horny! I love it.

You do not even know if I was a teacher then,
yet, according to your "factual" statements
I am having sex with my high school students.

You taking notes, E440?

I refer to you as a "pump and dump criminal,"
which you are, and you threaten to sue me,
have my articles deleted, try to have me banished
then follow me around filing secretive cowardly
complaints, because I called you a criminal?

You are to sue me right after finishing telling
all readers I am a child molester and I am having
sex with my students? You are smart as a bucket
of rocks.

What do you suppose a judge and jury will think
when they discover what you did to me, then
discover you are suing me because I called you
a criminal?

Blithering idiot.

You threaten to sue me? What a joke! I doubt
you have enough money to pay for the gasoline
used to drive to an attorney's office! When
there, that attorney will listen to your story,
laugh, then tell you to get the F-word out of
his office!

You do not know jack about anything in my life,
you do not know if any those or these events
actually happened. I could be telling tall
tales, which I am known to do.

Nevertheless, My Great Lowness, you tried and
convicted me in your Kangaroo Court.

Yeah, you are a criminal, you have committed
a crime of felony stupidity!

Jeesssh.... how stupid can a boy be?

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

WHO'S YOUR MOMMA!

Heh, heh, heh...

* Cassius Mohammed Ali Clay voice *

I'm the greatest! I'm the champ!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Well, I can tell you boys are becoming bored
with my stupid stories about jobs I had long
ago. Actually, I was a bit older but I do not
want E440 to blow a fifty amp fuse knowing an
older woman took a hankering to two teenage
boys! Those boys, bet they were doing some
right wishful thinking!

Anyhow, I do have some more pictures but, you
know, office pictures are so very boring, even
the semi-nude pictures of me at the office.

I will not bore you boys anymore. Sorry.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Actually, I was hooking at a truck stop but
that is long boring story. I will refrain.

Taha

Posted by Relentless on :

If bdgee had a free hand he'd tell you he isn't bored at all and actually wouldn't mind an office picture.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I said my pictures are turned back on.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

ahh, that explains the "dino eye"

hidden camera...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Waiting for my next customer.

Anyone notice Ten is becoming another Purl Gurl?

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

yup...

trying to help her with FHAL...wanna play?

Posted by T e x on :

be great if you could even give pointers to verifying questions raised on that i-hub post, re financials/claimed assets...this prolly gonna go tomorrow, and some/many may not realize to hit it and scram...

http://www.allstocks.com/stockmessageboard/ubb/ultimatebb.php/ubb/get_topic/f/8/ t/022582/p/30.html#001186

posted July 12, 2006 09:41 PM
quote:
Originally posted by permanentjaun:
Running tomorrow too you think?
good chance to 36-38, cuz of da buzz...lol, trying to figger a way to hit it...will be gone well before open.

Long range, "hints" are showing up re financials...

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=12003705

this guy, "Tim" runs what *seems* to be one of the better pump dealies, PQL whatever, and seems to be saying the "assets" are questionable, plus wonders about the balance sheet.

I have *not* checked these leads...

Perhaps adding to "buzz," though, supposedly CEO will be on ***.com tomorrow am... working on that link now...

--------------------
Nashoba Holba Chepulechi
Adventures in microcapitalism...

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

quote:
Originally posted by T e x:
ewwww....

that makes my walnut hurt.

-------------------------------------------------
Wife just read this, got a good chuckle on this one.

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Stock???? do I here money! g00oone-----> me is coming tooo.

Posted by glassman on :

10 of 13 is accustomed to dealing with children...

Posted by 10of13 on :

Purl...damn it! Your name has been called 3x!
And I am not becoming another Purl Gurl...my legs aren't long enough ! [Frown]

Posted by ruskin_muskin on :

quote:
Originally posted by 10of13:
Purl...damn it! Your name has been called 3x!
And I am not becoming another Purl Gurl...my legs aren't long enough !

and you are yet to show us some nekkid pics [Razz]

Posted by 10of13 on :

Ruskin...see glassman's post...there are reasons that some things are better left to the imagination! LOL...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ten, hot and bothered by my pictures, exclaims,

"And I am not becoming another Purl Gurl...
my legs aren't long enough!"

Well shoot, girlfriend, hang around and I will
pull your legs to an appropriate length.

Ten, you like French lesbians? We are having
this party....

Purl Gurl

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Alright, I can take a hint. You boys are
absolutely bored with my office pictures.
Darn, I thought you would like those pictures.

Hmm, you boys like Halloween parties?

Vampirella

Posted by glassman on :

weird that; 10,

as an artist and student of humanity? i have sincere fondness for ancient (like 20K year old) goddess figurines...

tastes have changed over the millenia (really only the last 40 years) and i'm not so sure its a good sign of our mental health...

of course, i can't afford any of the authentic ones...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

She has my hips and thighs! I am a goddess!

See what you boys started? You asked me to
look through our old slides. This is what
I am doing, looking back through time.

Bored yet?

I cannot post about ninety percent of those slides.

I said my pictures are turned on again.

Goddess

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

For trivia, I have a Minolta Dimage slide scanner,
very old, almost as old as you old men.

Takes me about twenty minutes to scan a single
slide, counting in working on them with my
Paint Shop Pro graphics program to clean them
up and make repairs. Lots of dust and tiny
hairs! Do not have a clue how makes its way
into slide storage boxes.

Taha

Posted by 10of13 on :

I think the boys have been left speechless Purl..who woulda thunk that possible!?

Posted by BooDog on :

my mom has given me 2 of those scaners now...can't do a thing with them without hunting hell and high water for drivers to make them work

donated now...good luck to amway

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Whale, me pea brain thinks e440 may be in a pool of Sea Lion chit!

The landlubber doesn't know he can be traced by his complaint to the SEC....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"I think the boys have been left speechless...."

Those boys never had much to say to begin with.

I think my fangs scare them.

So, Ten, about these two French lesbians we
have known for about twenty years, would you
be interested in some French lessons?

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

well, i gotta take a look at Tex Jr's back... needs his dada, lol

then it's time to lay my walnut on the pillow

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

BooDog, I have the Minolta software if you want it.

Let me find the package, I will post information.

You still mad at me?

Taha

Posted by Up on :

Sorry bout the walnut Tex.

Posted by 10of13 on :

quote:
Originally posted by Blue Marlin':
Whale, me pea brain thinks e440 may be in a pool of Sea Lion chit!

The landlubber doesn't know he can be traced by his complaint to the SEC....

?

About Purl? Or other things? Or never you mind 10!

Purl Lessons? I'm sure the boys would want you to "walk" me thru those lessons...

Tex...hope all is Ok..Night night!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Minolta Dimage Scan Dual II

2000 year version 1.0.0 Windows.

I have this loaded on a Win98 SE machine.
Have not tried this on my WinXP Pro but
I am very certain there will be no issues.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Setup execute file is only 2.8 megabytes.
A single "inf" file for drivers, 3.3 Kilobytes

If you want this, I can load to my server
for you. No copyright issues because this
will only load if you have the scanner.

Might find this software at Minolta. Maybe?

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

should be able to find them here..

http://www.opendrivers.com/categorycompany/16/1580/scanner-minolta-free-driver-d ownload.html

Posted by BooDog on :

never was mad at you....was hoping i didn't make a fool of myself. Ias a country boy tyin to maek it myself. The scanner i had was like pre-windows, don't think they even made compatable drivers. i gave up after i got them home from her place....shhhhhhhhh

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by 10of13:

quote:
Originally posted by Blue Marlin':
Whale, me pea brain thinks e440 may be in a pool of Sea Lion chit!

The landlubber doesn't know he can be traced by his complaint to the SEC....
?

About Purl? Or other things? Or never you mind 10!

Purl Lessons? I'm sure the boys would want you to "walk" me thru those lessons...

Tex...hope all is Ok..Night night!

ya... was nothing--he's sound asleep now

Posted by BooDog on :

okay, she did give me one more recently...bout a year or so ago..."visioneer onetouch 7600 usb scanner still haven't gotten that one working either.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"never was mad at you...."

I expected you to be. I kicked you pretty hard.

"The scanner i had was like pre-windows...."

Well darn, I had my hopes up you would post
some nude pictures for us.

* still working on Ms. Glassman pictures *

Glassman, does Ms. Glassman want full frontal
nudity, I mean really full?

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

Ms Glassman doesn't want Bob to have a myocardial infarction...

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

10. many lessons may be learned...... When a dishonest criminal element is involved, they always leave a trail...They generaly step right into their own noose, small potatoes, they arrrrr.

Thats why we have Civil and federal courts, juries, judgements, and prisons.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Glassman, escort Ms. Glassman to here,

http://www.purlgurl.net/~sexism/

Have her look at Banana Biagra and Manthing.

;)

Taha

Posted by BooDog on :

my wife is still laughingh at me for xkem. she's my accountant and only gave me so much to play with....."ÿou make it...good for you...you loose it.....so be it" I flipped at .09 av and was lucky to break even on the last pr boing boing bounce.....I still feel good about that one!.....sorry......did I mention i had a tour to Brest France??? niiiiiice

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Glassman, escort Ms. Glassman to here,

http://www.purlgurl.net/~sexism/

Have her look at Banana Biagra and Manthing.

Taha

Where's the order form?

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Boo, who are you talking to?

Posted by BooDog on :

thought you were a fisherman dust.....

Posted by BooDog on :

okay roo tv just poped up....thanks allstocks

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Some may of seen that as a stock pump..Or a poster pump. Sorta out place somehow..

You can think what you want..

I am a Fisherman.

Posted by BooDog on :

I'm out of place dust. Not used to these forums, just wanted to say hi and to say....I'll try and do my part in helping out where i can GL M8tys

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Time for a late night swim and off to La La Land.

I will be wearing my whipped cream bikini.

Glassy, I suspect Bob is having as much fun
as we are. Did you know his daughter gave
birth a few days back? He is a grandfather!

She broke water back on the tenth, late
in the day.

Ten, let me know about coming over for French
lessons. Those two French lesbian girlfriends
of ours will teach you proper tongue.

Tex, put the horned toad away, dang boy.

I said my pictures are turned on again.

Take a hint.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

lol, iss all good...

Dust, 10 was referring to Purl's oferring lezzie lessons...

Boo is saying he was lucky to break even on that play

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Tex gotta call um as I see um, would you want me to do something that ain't me?

Remember? you see things differantly than me...LOL

Just drop the 10 from my post then read it..
That was where the meat was anywho..

Posted by BooDog on :

sry, to make it clear, I had shares averaged at .09 after i flipped when "it " was like .11 then it dumped but i couldn't sell because i was on unsettled funds....low capital available and aint puttin more in either that was the deal with da wife.... so iza waitin......anda waitin...... findaly a pr hit so iza could play a bounce I have a little left to put in at .042 seein a rise to 053...i dont waitz to 053 though... i sell all at .047 I almost break even. down a little but still have my shirt. Now I'm set in decent longs that i can work during the day and check once a week. that is what i was talking about dust. not pumpin, just a newb caught in a fkd up flip waitin for a turn to catsup. oh and my bounce hit at .041 and went to .059 instead of .053 grrrrrr

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Tex, did you know you the have the right to find out who files an SEC complaint against you?

Posted by BooDog on :

congrats to bob purl....I just made great uncle status....at 42....lol just a youngin here lmao

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

This is hilarious,

http://www.ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=NDOL&read=15854

Coyote

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Anybody want a good laugh?
Check this out..LMAO
XKEM Recent high about .113---->now----> .0326

Me not a genious, but me doesn't think the following is how to become a Millionaire...

-------------------------------------------------
Posted by: bigdaddyc25
In reply to: hockeypond who wrote msg# 25048 Date:7/13/2006 12:01:14 AM
Post #of 25091

I am an IDIOT. I own 20M shares of this. I bought almost all of them at a penny. I sold NONE at the highs or on the way down. I am not rich at all. I fell in love with XKEM, and accumulated eveyrthing I could for months as Chassman was dumping. All in all, I put over $200K into this. I still hold 95% of my holding. Still up about $500K.

later
BigD

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Returning to my male bashing theme to keep us
on topic because we never venture off topic,
this boy publishes an investment newsletter,
the boy up there. For the month of June, his
stock picks lost nine-thousand dollars.

For NDOL, he pushed this one on readers, pushed
this stock really hard at .55 to .65 per share.
Readers lost half of their money and there is
zero chance of recovery.

He is a classic example of masculine thinking.
His masculine thinking molds his stock picks
into a model which is acceptable to his ego,
in turn, he loses money, along with his followers.

You will notice stereotypical masculine thinking
in his article complaining about being banished
from Allstocks. His masculine thinking is his
being kicked out of here for the second or third
time is not his fault. Men almost always engage
in deep denial when confronted with their having
made mistakes.

This deep denial of men, in turn, lessens learning.
Men deny making mistakes and therefore oft will
not review, will not self-critique, will not look
to discover why they made a mistake. Men like this
do not create a learning base as they move along
through stock experiences; doomed to repeat the
same mistakes, over and over.

All of us make mistakes in stock picks. I am most
certainly no exception. Difference here is women,
like Ten, are willing to acknowledge a mistake,
are willing to learn from a mistake and are
willing to avoid making the same mistake again.

Net effect is as women develop experience in
trading stocks, we develop a healthy database
of knowledge within our minds. As time passes
and experiences build, we become better traders.

A prime example of women being superior traders
than men is being developed and displayed in this
model of our friend, Ten. Should you watch her,
read her articles, you will see her discussing
stocks in a realistic manner, questioning these
opinions of others, giving thought, then providing
her own opinions which often are cautionary.

Purl Gurl

Posted by bdgee on :

I really won't miss that guy, Lady Purl.

And I can't speak to Allstock's policies on banning people. It isn't something I can decipher any pattern in or wish to debate with those who administer it (maybe dare as well as wish to debate). There are some that were banned I wouldn't have and some not banned I might have. Where I have such authority, it has never been used and probably won't ever be. I am a strong believer in the notion that authority and responsibility cannot be separated. That person you have denied a voice to also is one you have refused to listen to.

What I would like to find is that person that erases post without warning or reason, other than they don't concede to his or her leanings. If he has been granted the authority by someone at Allstocks, he seriously abuses it.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Blue Dust, you can spot he is lying.

"...and accumulated eveyrthing I could for months
as Chassman was dumping."

He is buying while the share price is falling.
There has been no recovery nor will there be
any recovery. His strategy results in a net
loss of money for those shares he bought during
the down fall of share prices.

Whether he is up or down, for a total net, is
unknown. Nonetheless, buying stock during falling
prices is amongst the worst of mistakes.

Readers should not confuse this with buying a
healthy stock during expected periodic dips.

His is buying stock in the process of crashing
because of poor company health. You will *always*
lose money using this strategy.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

i have never seen the differences between masculine and feminine thinking stated as eloquently as pg did in rhis thread. on this board and in daily life is proof over and over that she is 100% right about this. good insight !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Bdgee writes,

"What I would like to find is that person that
erases post without warning or reason...."

Yep. This is problem which has been going on
ever since the appearance of "Art" couple of
years back. Not quite so bad since some of us
raised Hell about this, but still going on;
deletions based on personal prejudice.

Remember my "Eye of the Beholder" thread here
in off topic? We enjoyed a lot of fun looking
at attractive American Indian women. That thread
has been slaughtered. Half of the articles are
gone and all of the photographs have been removed.

How harmful can a thread like that be? All comments
were positive and supportive. Not a single harsh
comment, no bad words, just open and honest talk
about the beauty of American Indian women who
usually receive very little attention.

We were enjoying ourselves, even discussing the
common genetic traits of American Indians which
are expressed in cheeks, nose, mouth and chin,
then that person walks in and destroys the thread.

Yes, there is a deep rooted problem here.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

66inxs sent me email indicating he has began
a series of estrogen treatments so he can
think like a woman!

(just joking)

Readers should note I bash men, but my intent
is not to bash _all_ men. We know there are many
exceptions. Lots and lots of men out there are
down right good men with high intelligence.

There are many men here who are excellent traders,
are very polite and are a lot of fun.

We should not forget this when talking about men.

Only problem is those men, the good men here, still
have that thing dangling between their legs.

That has to go.

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

Ain'tcha glad!!? Ain'tcha lucky we do?

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
There are many men here who are excellent traders, are very polite and are a lot of fun.

We should not forget this when talking about men.

Only problem is those men, the good men here, still have that thing dangling between their legs.

That has to go.

Taha

Good man or not, I'm keeping mine.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Good man or not, I'm keeping mine."

* holds up her razor sharp Fiskers scissors *

Not if I get my hands on it.

Taha

Posted by Up on :

But then our pissin contest wouldn't be fair.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"But then our pissin contest wouldn't be fair."

Ha! Ha! Funny.

This would be fair; no starting gate advantage
by men, equal length.

* holds her scissors up, snips a few times *

What you say? Be a good sportsman and allow
me to equalize things.

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

Why? According to you we ain't got a chance in the first place.

And I plan to keep mine right there in the first place. Even the thought of the indignity of having to squat to pee is disgusting. Of course women can operate with no ego. When you have to squat to pee, you certainly must "feel" the lack and get used to to it.

Posted by Up on :

By the way, remember a few years ago when the Mississippi river flooded it's banks and took out a few communities? Yep, my fault. From Southeast Wisconsin too.

Posted by BooDog on :

I should change my quote to Doomed with a hint of hope" I'm learning

beautiful day in virginia, keep those floodwaters outta here yankees!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"By the way, remember a few years ago when the
Mississippi river flooded it's banks and took out
a few communities? Yep, my fault. From Southeast
Wisconsin too."

Pfftt... Men are happy if they hit anything in
a bathroom, floor, walls, hands...

I can shoot a mosquito out of the air at fifty
yards, at night to boot. Not a drop on the ground.

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

Low low humidity.

Posted by Peaser on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

Only problem is those men, the good men here, still
have that thing dangling between their legs.

That has to go.

I am finished with the market.

Ya done scared me off now. [Eek!]

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Peaser:

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

Only problem is those men, the good men here, still
have that thing dangling between their legs.

That has to go.
I am finished with the market.

Ya done scared me off now.

Would a eunuch be as good a trader as a woman though?

Posted by glassman on :

PG, how about we send you to Iran...

it looks like we need somebody with your skills over there right now...

Posted by bdgee on :

As I have seen it, I note that, to stop them from catching rain and being always filled with stagnant water, folks turn a dingy bottom side upwards. Then, when an exceptionally high tide comes in, the dingy fills up from underneath and never is in position to float at all, not to mention rise with the tide. It's human error, so to speak.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"As I have seen it, I note that, to stop them from
catching rain and being always filled with stagnant
water, folks turn a dingy bottom side upwards."

You, Dusty, you silly boys and your boats.

All you have to do is drill several two inch
holes in the bottoms of your dingy boats then
no rain water will collect! Drains right out.

You boys need to start thinking like a woman.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

the logical "bigger is better" male retort:

why not four inch holes so the water can rush out 6 times as fast??

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"why not four inch holes so the water can rush
out 6 times as fast?"

Oh, now you are trying to trick me with very
high level math! Let me see, two inch holes
equals rate x, four inch holes would be, uh,
hmm, would be bigger by a lot and, well, the
actual area of the new circle...

Ok, yeah, four inch holes.

Have I told you boys about my job down at
the Newport Beach marina, you know, where
all the rich and elite keep their boats?

(this should distract them from math calculations)

Taha Haha

Posted by glassman on :

the right answer is only 4 times as fast...

i have to work with PI all the time when i'm blowing glass...
radius X radius X 3.141= area....

Posted by glassman on :

i clicked on those two buttons and nothing happens [Frown]

Posted by bdgee on :

Pi(RxR).

Pi doesn't change.

R = 1 or R = 2.
1 x 1 = 1.
2 x 2 = 4.

Assuming head is equal (depends on the rate of rainfall and has no effect at all until the 2 inch hole is not large enough to handle it),

4xPi(1x1) = Pi(2x2).

4, not 6.

And that is only at the instant the rainfall supplies to the 2 inch hole exactly that amount that is the maximum the hole can drain with zero head. Thereafter, until the rate increases sufficiently to overwhelm the 4 inch hole, there is a difference in pressures due to the changing head and the flow rates of the two holes aren't only functions of the diameters..

I'd go on, but it gets boring.

Just remember, pi are round, cornbread are square!

Posted by glassman on :

well budge, i left it wrong for a long time so i could be corrected...

(another male trick to keep the goils happy)

but it kept bugging me so i had to go ahead and fix it...

Posted by Up on :

quote:
I'd go on, but it gets boring.

It already is.

Posted by glassman on :

do those buttons work for you, UP?

Posted by Up on :

Nope, tried them twice.

Posted by bdgee on :

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
well budge, i left it wrong for a long time so i could be corrected...

(another male trick to keep the goils happy)

but it kept bugging me so i had to go ahead and fix it...

Yep, I knew that.

Note that I didn't tell them anything they can be expected to understand. The sort of intuition that allows understanding of such matters seems to depend on an early exposure to ballistics. A thing which a squatter doesn't get and may actually not have the genetic equipment for, since it isn't needed and nature seldom waste energies supplying unneeded equipment..

Posted by glassman on :

purl you need to get your hubbie to fix those buttons... [Wink]

Posted by Egg Inspector on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
You people go over and seek advice from
Egg Inspector. He is suggesting Raven Moon
as a good stock buy.

Seek his advice. He is a professional trader.
He is one of those in charge now.

Purl Gurl

a complete lie. never heard of this stock!

PG, you and I had a bit of an argument. I decided to wish you well, and be on my way. (thread is erased so I cannot post proof)

I have not tried to get you in trouble, or have you removed. there was lots of talk of removal, flying around the XKEM thread, cause of all the arguing. all I ever said was "I heard you are a GREAT DD person. I had heard a story that you were able to find a signature of someone to verify handwriting, and it is the stuff of legend.

you didn't seem to want to make peace, so I basically have ignored direct contact with you. I have made a few comments, but tame compared to your continuing attacks.
I am a complete newB.
I don't run anything.
You were the one who said you erased the thread!

amswap
Member

posted 08 July, 2006 19:39
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If unpleasant behavior is not allowed, why haven't they thrown you off purl?
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amswap
Member

posted 08 July, 2006 19:43
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quote:
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Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Amswap, I strongly urge you to no longer engage
in insulting other people. That behavior is
not welcomed here at Allstocks.

Purl Gurl
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You really are a joke. You are the one that belittles and insults people. How dare you tell me I did something wrong. Who have I insulted?

10of13
Member

posted 08 July, 2006 19:44
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amswap and Purl...kiss and make up already...let's start this thread being nice...

Don't do it...I know what you're thinking..

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Every penny loss is a lesson bought!

Purl Gurl
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posted 08 July, 2006 19:44
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I warned you, Amswap.

Purl Gurl

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posted 08 July, 2006 19:46
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amswap get use to it. Purl is great at turning things around and crying wolf. Better get use to her though, becuase once she shows up to on a thread it's hard to get her off... She probably turned you in already, hahaha what a joke...GLTY

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amswap
Member

posted 08 July, 2006 19:47
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If she can engage in conversation without trashing and making others contribution here seem like it is a waste of time, I will lay off. She is the one that continually tries to make peopple think she is the only one capable of thinking on here. It got old quick. If she will stop trashing people for what they say and questioning everything and holding them accountable when they say something that may not be 100% accurate, then she too needs to do the same thing.
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Egg Inspector
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posted 08 July, 2006 19:58
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what happened. I went to pick up my daughter, opened up the comp. hit the thread (which was minimized, and it said

"sorry, you have requested a thread that doesn't exist!"

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adventures is cash, capitalism, and chaos

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Purl Gurl
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posted 08 July, 2006 19:59
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I did it.

All you have to do is display common courtesy.

Agree, disagree, argue, fight, love each other,
hate each other, but leave out the personal insults.

This is Allstocks. This is not the place for
personal insults. Those belong over at Raging Bull.

Purl Gurl

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Neandertals Are Far From Extinct
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now I can't erase a thread, but you say you can.

Please, because I choose to ignore you, do not sit in another room and insult me. I am being warned by friends that I am your NEXT TARGET. (for removal) I know 2 people that have been kicked off. as far as I can tell, you haven't

I have nothing against Purl, I have nothing in common with Purl, I have nothinf to say to Purl. I am asking that this end here.

I will only post, where you are concerned if I am reading a lie.

The Egg

Posted by Egg Inspector on :

Purl Gurl
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posted 12 July, 2006 11:23
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You people go over and seek advice from
Egg Inspector. He is suggesting Raven Moon
as a good stock buy.

Seek his advice. He is a professional trader.
He is one of those in charge now.

Purl Gurl

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Neandertals Are Far From Extinct

a lie. never heard of this stock. also, a lie that I am a professional trader. not true.
Purl Gurl
Member

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posted 12 July, 2006 11:25
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Blue has some opinions on Raven Moon stock.

However, talk to him privately. Should the
new leaders around here catch you discussing
Raven Moon without their input, without their
approval, nothing but trouble!

Raven Moon, that is your ticket per Egg Inspector.

Purl Gurl

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Neandertals Are Far From Extinct

a lie. never heard of this stock.

Purl Gurl
Member

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posted 12 July, 2006 12:12
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* screams *

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Egg Inspector:

quote:
Originally posted by Peaser:

I'm out. Lost $500

Peaser, hang on to those shares....IMHO you will
at least recoup your cost, it souldn't be too
long IMO.

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These are your new stock advisors. These are
the new leaders of Allstocks. Consult with
them, you will not be disappointed!

Purl Gurl - drinking gasoline and spitting fire

true, and this is still My Opinion

Blue Marlin'
Member

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posted 12 July, 2006 12:13
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Whale, me sure is glad me has no stitches! cause whale had me a rolling against me scubburds..

Egg = pumper omlete! egg is all over da pan..

I guess this is funny. would be funnier if it were true. I am not a pro, or a pumper. I have been positive about XKEM at .03 up to .11 and back down to .03. I might be stupid! but I am no pumper

Posted by bdgee on :

Egg Inspector,

You have said way too much.

Posted by Up on :

I once knew an egg, went by the name of Humpty something. Remember what happened to him?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Heh, heh, heh...

WHO'S YOUR MOMMA!

Hey, do I afford you boys the best
entertainment around or what!

I should scalp tickets to this thread!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"i clicked on those two buttons and nothing happens"

* bunch of giggles *

Stop it, boys! That tickles!

You are making me giggle when I should not!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You do not seem to understand how serious
this is. I am sitting in confessional and
burst out giggling. Father O'Reily asks
me what is so funny,

"Someone is tickling my nipples, Father."

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Oh hail, Mary, just happened again!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Would a eunuch be as good a trader as a woman though?"

Let's find out! Come over here, Up!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Oh, OH! I do not mean come over here up, I mean
come over here Up, you know, Up not up.

Taha

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"Would a eunuch be as good a trader as a woman though?"

Let's find out! Come over here, Up!

Taha

Ok, sure. And then next week when Father O'Reily asks you to confess your sins, what are you gonna do, flip my appendage through the little confessional window onto his lap?

Posted by T e x on :

we already know eunechs are poor traders, by definition...

*poof* jewels gone--in a flash

Posted by 66inxs on :

i sure missed a lot of fun while i was out of town today. sorry 10-7 on the estrogen treatments however. 98 here today - time to get into the pool to chill. btw don't bet on the enuch to win our pissing contest. anyone want to sponsor it ?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

http://www.pbase.com/in_neutral/image/12865625

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
http://www.pbase.com/in_neutral/image/12865625

Taha

no fair!

look at the "back push" !!!

Posted by 66inxs on :

i don't know why i thought of munchkin man when i clicked on that link - j/k

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

http://www.ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=NDOL&read=15865

Posted by Up on :

Hey! They're talking about our pissin contest!

Posted by cassity on :

Purl, you said this morning to Doniboy you would check out FHAL. Most people are scared of your opinion, but I would like to hear what you think of it. Thanks

Posted by 66inxs on :

i deeply regret being out of town today and being unable to participate in the high brow discussion that e440 referred to. posters on this board know how humor takes the stress out of a hard day. hmmm, maybe i should register at rb and have some fun with those old boys. i've been thrown out of better places so nothing lost there !

Posted by 66inxs on :

hey. you can talk crap about me, my profession, or my stocks, but don't talk crap about our pissing contest. pg might even allow the rb crowd to have a beer or two to make the contest more even !

Posted by 10of13 on :

quote:
Originally posted by cassity:
Purl, you said this morning to Doniboy you would check out FHAL. Most people are scared of your opinion, but I would like to hear what you think of it. Thanks

LOL Scared? Hmmmm...it's not Your opinion that they are scared of...

but if you get a chance there are a few of us poor folk that would like your opinion...

Thank you My Lady (bow head)

Posted by Egg Inspector on :

quote:
Originally posted by bdgee:
Egg Inspector,

You have said way too much.

I may have, and for that I apologize. to all the rest of you, I am sorry you have to hear any of this.

can you imagine getting a PM from a friend saying they have been removed, the 2nd, and you are next. then surfing and finding a bunch of bogus posts?

well?......................

it seems PG has let this go for now, thanks for that.

PG doesn't have a clue who I am, and I really don't know her. what's funny is I think very highly of her, we disagreed on a stock, THAT'S IT! now she seems to be using me for entertainment value.

when two people have a different position on a stock, it should not lead to this, In My Opinion. I will only say one thing and ask one thing of the other members here.

say: "you will not hear me, or find me putting anyone down here. Nor will I talk about anyone else, behind their back. I am not and will not do that."

ask: please, do not form your opinion of me, based on an obviously slanted viewpoint. give me a fair chance to know who I am, if you wish.

Good night, Good luck, and Good news tomorrow

Posted by bdgee on :

Egg Inspector,

I said you have said too much. Now you have gone and done it again.

STOP IT NOW!!!!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"...now she seems to be using me for entertainment value."

That is about all men are good for.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

taha?

get this...after begging for DD tips, etc...Eggie now PMing folk to leave AS and join a "no bash" site

[Roll Eyes]

Posted by glassman on :

hey egg inspector...
you don't happen to be an OBGYN do you?

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Well, time to fishing for that "Million

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"get this...after begging for DD tips, etc...Eggie
now PMing folk to leave AS and join a "no bash" site"

Works for me! Maybe we can venture back out there
and return to helping people make good money.

"no bash" - pump and dump

Taha Haha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

This is how I spend my time snow skiing.

Look in the background. See it? That is the
top rail of a fence! That is what got me.

What you do not see is the double forward flip
followed by a cartwheel before my big fat butt
hit the snow!

Snow Bunny

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Remember my unfinished story about the two
French lesbians, Sherie and Monique? Too bad
you boys chickened out on that story, a true
story repeated many times over the past twenty
years or so.

Sherie and Monique, all grown up and sharing
a snow skiing vacation with us, and a bed.

Monique in front and Sherie in the rear, but
not so much in bed, well, sometimes.

I take very good care of my man, and he takes
even better care of me. You see? Being bent on
marrying him back when I was seven, not such a
bad decision.

Snow Bunny

Posted by bdgee on :

Poor guy....

Never had a chance.....

Posted by T e x on :

ouch...

think I'll stay in our home country and ride pushcarts with no brakes down hills with no signs...safer

Posted by bdgee on :

Used to take the motor off a go-cart and go down the hill from Westover Hills to River Oaks in the wee hours of darkness. Took about 8 minutes back then. The corners were "exciting" in the dark.

No lights, no breaks, no sense.

Ever gone 85MPH out in the open in the dark with your butt just an inch above the ashpalt?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

When we were teenagers in high school, before
marrying that horny old man of mine, and this
is a true story, we would go down to a store
parking lot, a big one, for some fun.

One of us would slip on a football helmet with
mouth guard to keep the stench of beer in, climb
inside a shopping cart and get ready!

A friend would wheel you to the front of whomever's
car we had, line you up with the front bumper,
then driver would start pushing you full bore,
slam on the brakes and watch you fly across the
parking lot in a shopping cart!

Lot of fun, unless you hit a pot hole or something.
Every do flying flips inside a shopping cart doing
forty miles per hour?

This is one of a million reasons why I am crazy.

Shopping Cart Bag Lady

Posted by bdgee on :

I see.

Hit on ya head, did ye?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Well, I am not the only one doing crazy stuff!

I have hard time getting my big fat butt
an inch off the ground.

Sometimes I suspect you boys have a hard time
believing some of my stories, some of my pictures.

All true. Telling you, I am crazy and having fun!
What a life, boy oh boy, what a life!

Crazy One

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

;)

Posted by bdgee on :

Hey!

I believe.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You like us better with our clothes on or
our clothes off?

Naked In The Snow

Posted by glassman on :

that's pretty good PG...

we used to go skeeching....

in the DC area? they aren't prepared for the rare snow storm...

so? when the roads got a couple of inches on them, we'd go skeeching...

we'd wait around wherever a car had to stop.

when they did? we'd grab onto the rear bumper and try to stay on our feet as they drove off....

potholes and storm drain covers were the worst dangers...

one night? my best friend and i got as far as 20 miles from home before we started working our way back...

Posted by glassman on :

we also used to shoot arrows straight up into the air.... [Eek!]

and: nope...

Posted by bdgee on :

It snowed a couple of time when I was in Alabama, But I ain'ta gonna tell you about what me and that little blond did, except it wasn't in clothes.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Snow and men do not mix well; shrivel city.

;)

Posted by glassman on :

just another interesting challenge...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You boy interested in seeing pictures of Corvettes?

http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/bornwild.mid

(live performance by our girl and me)

Born Wild

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by L on :

YES!!

MEOW! KITTY KITTY!!

Posted by Peaser on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

Every do flying flips inside a shopping cart doing
forty miles per hour?

This is one of a million reasons why I am crazy.

Shopping Cart Bag Lady

Posted by glassman on :

server down for awhile PG?

Posted by BooDog on :

Nice Snow Bunny pics, would say they cool me off in this 98 deg. heat. i remember my 1st time down the expert slope....awwww S H IIIIIIIIII from the top to the bottom! mobile??? that wasn't no freekin mobile! that was the people i ran over on the way down!

wow...I'm actualy makin some green!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"server down for awhile PG?"

Yeah, darn backbone server is crashing a lot
over the past week. Few days back, all of
Southern California was down.

Last night, from about midnight to seven this
morning, the backbone server (Charter) was down.

I called in around four-thirty or five this morning.
Talk to some ignorant pimple faced teenage boy.
He tells I cannot submit more trouble reports
because I have already filed some over the past
week. You can imagine my reaction.

We pay a handsome price for one day service
when there is trouble. Boy tells me, "A line
check is scheduled but this takes a few days."

"Excuse me? Our contract states problems will
be repaired in one day, no ands, ifs or buts.
You are in violation of our contract," followed
by a good chewing out on my part.

The ass hangs up on me.

* sounds of an explosive temper *

I call back and talk to a young girl who does
not have a pimple covered face. She takes all the
right steps. Service is restored one hour later.

Purl Gurl

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"wow...I'm actualy makin some green!"

Glad you are doing ok. All morning I have
been thinking today is Wednesday. I am
making green mold stuff on my brain.

I heard trash trucks far in the distance and
thought, "What the heck are they doing coming
around on Wednesday?" Then I remembered Glassy
catching me on the wrong day of the week.

So, I check a calendar as Glassy suggests.

Well, I'll be, I am two days behind and my
butt is about two decades ahead.

Purl Gurl

Posted by glassman on :

LOL.

no doubt she took a pair of scissors down to the basement and threatened the pimple faced boy to quit surfing the porn sites and get back to work....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

That's ok Glassman.

Over the past few weeks my Level II data keeps
vanishing and will not come back. Etrade has
a server which sends out a live feed on several
different ports; positions, watch list, orders,
order status, Level II and such.

Etrade updates their software about once a month
or more. It is a Java based software which updates
all the windows about every two or three seconds.

I call Etrade, boy tells me to uninstall everything,
Etrade program and supporting Java, then reinstall.

Ok, sounds reasonable. So I do. No change.

To avoid having another pimple faced boy read
me stuff from a manual, I write to tech support,
explain this software problem with Level II data.

A boy writes back, says he is sorry I am having
trouble accessing their website, tells me how
to set perferences in MSIE browser, set browser
to these settings, blah, blah, blah, turn off
your virus scanner, blah, blah, blah. Same damn
canned response you receive for any inquiry.

The boy did not even read my email. He simply
clicked a button and sent a canned response.

I filed a complaint with Etrade management and
will call someone in management today to give
them a good chewing out.

I have to make a minimum of thirty trades per
quarter to maintain that feed. This works out
to be one-hundred dollars a month in commissions.

I am paying them to click a button and send a
canned response which serves only to annoy me?

* more sounds of an explosive temper *

When we pay for a service, when people take our
money, I expect excellent service.

Damn pimple faced teenage boys.

Purl Gurl

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

custemail*etrade.com wrote:
Simon Gee wrote:

Thank you for your reponse.

SG: Thank you for your email today regarding access to our website.

You have not read my question or do not understand my question.
This problem has nothing to do with your website.

Please read my email again and please read for comprehension.
Quite annoying to have you respond with something not related
to the problem I am experiencing.

This problem is with Etrade Pro software, not your website.

I am dismissing the rest of your email as unrelated.
Quite clear you are confused or inexperienced.

If you cannot understand my problem, please have a
supervisor help you with your reading comprehension.

I will state the problem, again, please read carefully.

I am using Windows XP pro on a Dell 9100 dual processor.
More than enough memory and hard disk storage.

I have uninstalled all Pro software and all Java applications.
Both have been reinstalled successfully, with the latest
available software for both.

Problem is simple and please read carefully. When I first
start Etrade Pro software, the Level II display of Market
Makers ID along with bid and ask are displayed correctly.

After ten or fifteen minutes, if I click on a different
ticker symbol, the Level II data vanishes and never returns.

This problem began when you updated your Pro software
a few months back. This is not a problem with my system.
This is a problem with your software. I have been using
Pro software for several years. Never had this problem
until you updated your software.

Again, after ten to fifteen minutes after starting the
Etrade Pro Software, the Level II data such as Market
Makers ID , bid and ask, when a different ticker symbol
is clicked, the Level II data vanishes and never returns.

Clearly those are working upon starting the software,
later those stop working. This was not a problem until
you updated your software.

Please send the port number for the feed for Level II
data so I can check that port. Be sure you send the
correct port number for the Level II feed, not some
other function; port number for Level II feed.

Again, read carefully. This is not related to your website,
this is not related to a browser, this is a problem with
your Pro software.

If you respond again with unrelated information, a complaint
will be filed with Etrade management.

Send the port number and send related helpful information.

Regards,

Kiralynne Schilitubi

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Dear Ms. Schilitubi:

Thank you for your email today concerning Power E*TRADE Pro. I apologize for any inconvenience you have encountered running Power E*TRADE Pro. The issue that you described has been recognized to have affected a small group of customers running the new version of Power E*Trade Pro (version 3.0).

We have reported it to our product managers and they are working directly with the techical developers to identify if this is an issue related to the new release of Power E*trade Pro. At this time we do not have additional details.

As a suggestion, here are some troubleshooting tips that may resolve your issue directly.

1. If you are using Internet Explorer, blah.. blah.. blah...

2. If you are running windows, go to the Start menu, control panel, blah.. blah.. blah...

____

"affected a small group of customers running the
new version of Power E*Trade Pro (version 3.0)"

Translation: Our all male programming staff
really F-d up and a lot of customers are mad
about this. However, we are men and will never
admit to being F-ups thus my downplay, denial
and attempt to distract through unrelated issues.

You see? An assertive woman will, at least,
elicit a confession from men, possibly effect
a cure for a male thinking caused problem.

Girlfriends! Always kick ass on those boys.
Do not ever allow the boys to shrug you off
as a simple minded woman who likes to whine.

Purl Gurl

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Notice the man did not send me the port number
as I requested?

* pretends to be a sissified geek *

Port number? Women know nothing about ports.
Who is she kidding?

Purl Gurl

Posted by glassman on :

OK,i admit it, i'm a screwup...
what's my reward exactly? [Wink]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A nekkid picture of me.

Darn, what is up with you boys refusing to
look at me wearing a whipped cream bikini?

Taha Haha

Posted by glassman on :

OK PG what's the code for that? redihip? er uh i mean whedirip, oh yeah rediwip that just goes into the URL?

Posted by glassman on :

heh... meanie...

Posted by BooDog on :

***** picturing nekid pic of pg as she lets loose a dusty cloud ***** so apitizing hehehehe

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
A nekkid picture of me.

Darn, what is up with you boys refusing to
look at me wearing a whipped cream bikini?

Taha Haha

I'm the biggest male screw up that's ever existed. Do I get to see a picture after the whipped cream melted away?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Well, one of you is getting warmer, not quite
hot, but you are getting warmer!

MUUUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You boys are silly.

* farts dust *

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

well? i keep getting graphic no longer available...

Posted by Up on :

Oh, this is on your website somewhere? Not going there anymore. That f'ing robot of yours keeps verbally abusing me although she did show me some interesting pictures. Then there was the picture of the banana dong guy that kind of made me feel somewhat inadequate. All in all it was a less than pleasurable experience.

Posted by glassman on :

bingo!
looks like the shaving cream got everywhere....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I am an English teacher. Bad spelling earns
you red line pencil marks.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Glassyboy, you keep your mouth shut.

Ya heah me, boy?

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Shaving cream? I am extremely hairy in all the
right places, including underarms, but I am
not THAT hairy!

Jeessh... men... it is whipped cream!

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

some cool pix here:
http://www.acland-photo.com/index.htm#53

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You are a good boy! Stay that way or else.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Would not want anyone to think I am just
another cheap whipped cream girl.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

nobody has ever told me i was a goodboy before...

Posted by POOLBOY on :

purl gurl can you tell me how to post pictures. im dumb in that area

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Here is the difference, Glassy-mouth-zipped-shut.

As you know, we are nudists, social nudists.
After so many years, decades, you become use
to this. Our girl was raised this way, she
thinks nothing about nudity, just as I do.

Ain't no big deal, unless you are not a nudist.

Well, a big deal in a sense both my belly and
my butt are big and gravity sucks the rest.

* pensive moment *

Ah, those were the days, when I was young and
perky, back before my daughter sucked me down
to my knees. I could turn a man's head back
then. Now days, those men turn their heads the
opposite way so they do not have to look at me....

Sigh, but for the Good Ol' Days.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Poolboy,

http://www.allstocks.com/stockmessageboard/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=ubb_code_page

In this specific thread, rule is pictures of yourself
must be at least semi-nude, if not nude.

Post some boy pictures! I am lonely.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

OK purl lemme see if can figure out how to upload a picture of me here....

hold on..

Posted by glassman on :

hmmm... none here of me alone anyway..
oh well..

Posted by POOLBOY on :

i do not understand any of that- wish i could just copy and paste

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

code:

[img]http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/icon.jpg[/img]

Copy and paste that in your post.

In the future, you only need to change the URL address
to your picture. Avoid posting giant size pictures,
or if large, black and white like Glassy did so
people do not have to load big files.

Be careful to not use copyright pictures. Good
idea to load pictures to your homepage, then post
here so you do not load down someone's server.

Just be considerate, you will do ok.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

i post copyrighted material PG...

news PR's are all copyrighted, i couldn't cut-n-paste hardly anything....

So?

what i do is post a link to the site, and give the site a plug...

that way? instead of stealing from them? i'm advertising for them....
and? i'm not claiming responsibility for the creative work...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I know, Glassman, I do also. I just do not
want to give someone advice which might
cause him problems.

Copyright, ain't worth the dusty farts I blow.

However, if E440 is still around, no doubt he
is looking for an excuse to cause problems. He
will send complaints for the least of reasons.

Munchkin idiot, we already know he turns in
people to cause problems, especially with
companies and the SEC.

Have to be careful when those hateful keyboard
cowards are around, which they are.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

well, today's market was interesting, we may be only double digits down on the DJI at close...it's gonna be close here....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

E440 had all of our American Indian girl pictures
removed, even my picture of Leanne Howe.

http://www.hanksville.org/storytellers/LAHowe/

Taha

Posted by POOLBOY on :

Posted by POOLBOY on :

i tried but the picture did not show up- do i have to put allstocks in the url and if i do where?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Just copy the code I displayed, paste it into
your post, without change. That simple.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

nope, you dundid it right...
the source site has a block on this...

some sites do that...

like stckchrtsdotcom...
look what they do:

they blocked the image... so you'll go to their site and see their ads.. [Wink]

Posted by POOLBOY on :

so your saying were i got the picture from they will not allow me to post it on here

Posted by glassman on :

right...
i saw it by doing something diferent... it's a blond named kendra in a two peice right?

Posted by POOLBOY on :

yea but how can i post it- or should i not?

Posted by glassman on :

that is more PG's area of expertise than mine...

Posted by Up on :

Ok, Purl wants pictures. Here's a link to some fishing pictures from last year, I believe I'm in two of them. You get three guesses.

http://www.coreysguideservice.com/fishing_pics.html

Posted by POOLBOY on :

i tried taking part of the code out but get nothing- i have several pictures but none of them will show up. i have one of my ladies at the pool-its clean

Posted by glassman on :

13 memebrs?

Total Forum Statistics
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i've seen this tried dozens of time peas.... it's kinda sad really...

Posted by Peaser on :

lol, Trying to recruit me.

I'm no prize. Geez.

Allstocks is my home.

True G, sad it is.

Seen it a few myself.

Posted by MCJA on :

Clue a newby in because I don't understand[

QUOTE]Originally posted by glassman:
13 memebrs?

Total Forum Statistics
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i've seen this tried dozens of time peas.... it's kinda sad really... [/QUOTE]

Posted by Peaser on :

An off color message boards tries to recruit members in order for their membership to grow.

Then they get caught recruiting and they are banished from the board they try to recruit from.

Most start up boards don't succeed due to little interest.

Often people realize where the action is at after testing the waters at the new boards and return after a brief stint at the new boards.

Posted by MCJA on :

I think I see

someone mirrored Allstocks

old and current members

Posted by Peaser on :

Some methods they use are asking you if you want to be a mod at their new board.

Been asked twice so far from two seperate boards, but turned 'em down.

Allstocks is the place to be.

Posted by Peaser on :

quote:
Originally posted by MCJA:
I think I see

someone mirrored Allstocks

old and current members

Not exactly. Same screen names usually means it's the same people.

Posted by POOLBOY on :

where did purl gurl go? i just wanted to thank her for trying to help me. and your picture is breath taking! if i was only older!!

Posted by BooDog on :

quote:
Originally posted by POOLBOY:
where did purl gurl go? i just wanted to thank her for trying to help me. and your picture is breath taking! if i was only older!!

She is everywhere and sees all round here.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

http://penny helper.com/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?b-ch/m-1152855291/s-new/

:)

Take out the space between penny and helper.

Taha

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

nan'a nan na na'naw--------> girls do sumpin a feller never would do....

signed, Woody Wood Pecker

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

That page is a very good study on typical
masculine behavior. Clearly a lot of denial
and blaming of others for their actions.

I had no clue they were banished from here.
Now I wonder what they did to be banished.

Be sure to know my bashing of men does not
apply to all men, just you boys here.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

Be sure to know my bashing of men does not
apply to all men, just you boys here.

Taha

that's cuz we deserve special treatemnt

Posted by Peaser on :

Hmm, I see an azz scab over there now. [Big Grin]

Some folks just don't stop the pickin'

Posted by glassman on :

The only reason I would want to be reinstated is to get some of the better members here.

reason enough to ban him...

like i said? sad.....

Posted by Peaser on :

Look who he's talkin' to though.

1 + 1 = 3? [Razz]

Posted by glassman on :

himself...

Posted by Peaser on :

Sounds like bad advice to me.

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

I can't get in the site?

Posted by T e x on :

gawd, that whole thread could picked apart so easily...

eg: "AJ" created a thread on Newbie Info forum, "Stock PIcks for Newbies" or sumpin like that...got changed--then NEXT MORNING same "Newbie Stock Picks" thread is back...LoF'nL

Anyway, sad but...also goofy. They wanted a pumphouse board? Now they got it... Some will be back, when they're tired of pumping each other....

Posted by Peaser on :

D, copy, paste, and remove the space in the middle, hit enter.

Walaaaah!

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Blue Marlin':
I can't get in the site?

you prolly have "20%" in your string, which won't parse...some precision required on cut n paste for some of these url's...

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

took space out, no go.

Posted by Peaser on :

wierd. Didja try purl's and my link?

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

ya, ok, in..

Posted by Peaser on :

LOL, check out the contest.

And the Biggest Winner?? is........

http://penny helper.com/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?b-win/m-1152821413/

I wonder if non-members can win? ROFL

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

good grief! 100% reputation 5 stars! dern coffee all over the keyboard..

Posted by Peaser on :

ROFL.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Purl Gurl
Posted: Less than a minute ago
Baby Member
Posts: 1

Hello boys! This is a nice discussion board. My hope
is all of you will do well in the markets. I wish you
good luck.

Purl Gurl

____

Oh NO! That slut Purl Gurl showed up!

Taha

Posted by Jo4321 on :

Purl wrote (in another thread)

quote:
However, my emphasis is on teaching new arrivals how to be safe in stock trading; I am a teacher.

Purl,
Is there a way to PM you? I am in dire need of some advice.

Jo

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

geezz, 2nd cig sense early am 2nd cup, perked too.

I'm not kidding, I think I burnt me lip! LOL

plus me cig got wet!

previous post
good grief! 100% reputation 5 stars! dern coffee all over the keyboard..

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

call it the hump a pumper channel

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

During the course of our very short lives,
we can choose to live in John Mellencamp's
Little Pink Houses like everyone else, we
can be the minions of society who obey,
never question and pay their taxes on time.

Or we can choose to be James Dean's Rebel
Without A Cause and lead wild and wonderful
lives full of risks, mistakes, disappointments,
laughter, happiness and love.

Clear which is our family's choice. We were
born to poverty, were wild, are now rich,
and still wild, even wilder. At any moment,
you can drop dead. Last thought any in our
family want to have upon dying is, "I wish
I had led a more full life." Huh uh, that
will not happen to us. This is our only
shot at life, we are making that the shot
heard around the world.

Brass Tacks is what people think of you does
not matter in the least bit. Only time this
counts is when you are standing before a
judge and jury whom have your future in
their hands. Beyond that, does not matter
if people hate you, love you, despise you
or honor you. Your life will continue on
the course you set, regardless.

Unless, unless you are a mindless minion
living life the way society dictates you
live your life. If so, might as well learn
to baa like a sheep, because you are one
in a vast flock.

There is only one rule in life which should
be followed; make a difference for the good.

Taha - 110 degrees, naked, about to hit the pool, again

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Sorry, Jo, I don't do PreMenstrual messages.

My choice is to keep all out in the open
for all to read, see, listen to and judge.

No touching, though. Only my husband and our
two French lesbian friends do that. Well,
sorta, sometimes my daughter whops me upside
the head for my own good.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Up! I found you in your fishing pictures.

This is our friend, Up!

Up, up and away!

Taha

Posted by Jo4321 on :

Oh well, my story is too pathetic for all to hear.

I guess I will continue my downward spiral into trading hell without your sage counsel.

Jo

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Like the Phoenix Rising from the ashes... I WILL
turn my portfolio around...small gains at a time!"

Ahem.

You only need to believe in yourself. When you
do, your life will begin changing for the better.

Taha

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

jo, it's wall street.....

Could of written that in big cap's, but no differance here..

read what is posted, study the posting, get a feel of the agenda...

Many of us have had a tuff week...Class time it was!

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Up! I found you in your fishing pictures.

This is our friend, Up!

Up, up and away!

Taha

Up, did you include the one with fish big as a small canoe?

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Jo4321:
Oh well, my story is too pathetic for all to hear.

I guess I will continue my downward spiral into trading hell without your sage counsel.

Jo

are you the one who plays options?

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

So, sign up get 5, 100% reputation, what ever the heck that means,LOL,,,, howz about a boobie prize? Whats the deal on the mode thing? One mode per poster? orrrrr mode yer self in circles?

Posted by Jo4321 on :

No, no options. And I've only been playing with small amounts. Small amounts that I have found are adding up to BIG losses. (well for me, anyhow, I know some of you folks wouldn't think them big losses)

Little losses became bigger losses when I tried to "make up my losses" with "runners". My portfolio looks like a who's who of scams.

Then, getting nervous decided to sell off some of my big board stocks so at least I wouldn't lose more money there. Then all but one of those stocks promptly went up. The last straw was that just a few weeks ago, I got rid of some PETCO for a loss cause it had been doing nothing but losing money for me. I thought if I got rid of it, I could buy more XKEM. (please don't laugh too hard) which I did and you all know how that stock is going now. And just to kick me in the gut, today PETCO was bought out and the stock went up over $8.00!! I wanted to cry.

My sweet hubby entrusted me with some money and gave me free reign with this money and I have totally screwed it up buying losers and stupid companies and falling into hype. I feel I have really let him down. Fortunately, for me, so far he lets me do my thing and he hasn't asked about how it is going. I dread the day that he finds out.

I'm in a place now, where I need to stop trading NOW. I KNOW I shall NOT BUY another stock until I am out of this mess. ...but how to get out of it.

Jo

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

jo, for starters? take awalk in the sun...Just get rid it for awhile..

be fair with yourself, and get a good nights sleep! 'Been missing any sleep?

Posted by Jo4321 on :

quote:
for starters? take awalk in the sun...Just get rid it for awhile..

Thanks, this is what I thought I might do. Just stop watching every tick down. Set some GTC Sells enough to break even and hope for the best. But then I think...what if they go down even more. Should I just get out, take the current losses and not look back. With some of my positions they'd have to go up 150% just for me to break even.

Two of my big board stocks GT and EBAY are at their 52 week lows, so I guess selling them now wouldn't be too prudent, since they are not pennies.

I currently hold 28 positions. Only ONE of them is green and that is FRPT.

I did make a few profitable trades since I started, but they have not been enough to stop the bleeding.
Gains: $4400
Unrealized Losses: $7500
Look on hubby's face when he finds all this out: PRICELESS

Jo

Posted by T e x on :

o my...this is worse than I suspected...

Posted by Jo4321 on :

Yeah, it's bad [Frown]

But the good news is.....

I just saved a bundle on car insurance.

No, really, the good news is, I now have 30 free trades from Ameritrade because of their outage today. So now I can sell my losers for free.

Posted by Peaser on :

Outage? What happened + when today?

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by T e x:

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Up! I found you in your fishing pictures.

This is our friend, Up!

Up, up and away!

Taha
Up, did you include the one with fish big as a small canoe?

2 guesses left m'lady. And no. that's not my wife.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by Up on :

Ooops, copied Tex's post instead of yours Purl, sorry about that. Anyway, 2 more chances.

Posted by Jo4321 on :

quote:
Outage? What happened + when today?

Yes, this afternoon:

See this thread:
http://www.allstocks.com/stockmessageboard/ubb/ultimatebb.php/ubb/get_topic/f/8/ t/023220.html

Edited to add: YOu have to call them to get the free trades, they won't give them automatically. They'll look at your account to see if you are a frequent trader. Just call and complain.

Posted by Peaser on :

Thanks Jo(Anne?)

Posted by 66inxs on :

jo the ability to laugh at yourself is a priceless gift.

why not hold what you have and do nothing with it right now, unless something goes up then sell it. take this weekend and read threads on this board and others carefully and gain as much info on whats hot and whats not. take next week and practice paper trading with your new info and, when you have your confidence back again, try trading for real again, get as much info as possible, go with your gut, and watch your picks closely so you can dump them asap if they tank. set stop losses if you trade online.

hope this helps and good luck to you.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Jo, do not sell your big board stocks. Those are
down because of geopolitics and our economy. The
major indexes, like the DOW, all have fallen
severely over the past three days. This effects
almost all big board stocks. Your big board stocks
will move back up over the next six months.

On your penny stocks, consider starting a new
thread, a topic of your own, over on the Hot
Stocks board, maybe a topic like, "Need Help
With Stocks." Some of us will go over there
and help you. List maybe five to eight of your
stocks. Opinions will be offered on those. Later,
you can start a new thread on more stocks.

You do not need to discuss those stocks, simply
list the ticker symbols. All will afford their
opinions regardless of what you write, so just
the ticker symbols. We will ask questions as
needed, such as how much did you pay per share.

The boys here and I will help you, right boys?

Certainly the boys will not allow their prides
to be hurt by watching Purl Gurl the only to help.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

yup...will help

was actually considering a "case study" right here...but you're prolly right, for all concerned...

Posted by 66inxs on :

neat pix with vette. glad you got your server back up again...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I think Jo will enjoy more attention over
on the Hot Stock board. Some people are
afraid to come over here.

:)

Taha - dripping wet

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Took me an hour to airbrush off my fat.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

got my picture here..
of course? i'm the one standing up....

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
got my picture here..
of course? i'm the one standing up....

trying to make fire? or inventing the abacus?

Posted by Up on :

And you still have time for your glass business?

Posted by glassman on :

huh? you don't recognise a fly rod when you see one? what millenia are you from anyway?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"got my picture here.."

OUUUU.... BABY! What a hunk of a man! I love
a beard, tickles the thighs! And what a heck
of a stick you have!

You are certainly a retro-hippy, 1967 Summer of Love!

Your hippie chicks cooking up some peyote?

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

do you think i should lose the toupee?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Nah, I would rather you lose the loin cloth.

I do not get to see any of that around here.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Oh shutup already. Jeesh.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

Arthur Clawed Munchkinman, Sr.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Arthur Claude Munyan Sr.:

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"getting a butt switchin' could be fun under
the right circumstances Ma'am..."

My husband gives out the spankings. I could ask.

Coyote
______________________________

If that's your husband, he would need to get a haircut before he ever applies for a job in my school.

By the way, I am looking for a new ISS monitor. If he knows how to spank, I could use him.

Arthur Claude Munyan, Sr.

ya, we get that...

Munyan's SKool of SkInHeAds

Hey, "Arthur, Sr" ... you never mentioned Jr... is he in jail? or simply so far away from you that he doesn't have to put up with "it" ?

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Vettes and chicks! purdy ones too..Thats southern California!

Sumpin else to.....Kentucky Derby winner "Barbaro" just might make it!!!

Broke rear hind right leg at the Preakness...

What the Horse has is what we used to call " A lot of heart!"

Posted by 66inxs on :

neater pix with vette.

keep your motor running........

Posted by Jo4321 on :

quote:
On your penny stocks, consider starting a new
thread, a topic of your own, over on the Hot
Stocks board, maybe a topic like, "Need Help
With Stocks." Some of us will go over there
and help you. List maybe five to eight of your
stocks. Opinions will be offered on those. Later,
you can start a new thread on more stocks.

Thanks I will try that.

Jo

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Jo4321:

quote:
On your penny stocks, consider starting a new
thread, a topic of your own, over on the Hot
Stocks board, maybe a topic like, "Need Help
With Stocks." Some of us will go over there
and help you. List maybe five to eight of your
stocks. Opinions will be offered on those. Later,
you can start a new thread on more stocks.
Thanks I will try that.

Jo

will be watched...

better to post "more" info than less--but not pages

hope that makes sense [Wink]

Posted by Jo4321 on :

Gotcha!

Just needed to vent earlier. I break out into a sweat every time I look at my spreadsheet.

Jo

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Hope you boys caught the action over at
penny helpers. Entire thread is deleted.

Darn, seems when that Purl Gurl character
shows up, threads vanish.

Taha

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

missed it! Whale did ya bring home some pieces of the Kill? LOL

Posted by Up on :

They wouldn't even let me sign up Purl. I registered, got their e-mail and when I clicked on their link I got a message that basically said "you're a pile of chit and we don't want you here". Ah gee, I was looking forward to it too.

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Maybe try "panzy a$$" they'll bring ya right in..5 stars 100% reputable and a mod! with a pink poodle..

Posted by Up on :

I think I'll go with dick-head and see how that works.

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Hope you boys caught the action over at
penny helpers. Entire thread is deleted.

Darn, seems when that Purl Gurl character
shows up, threads vanish.

Taha

can't believe anyone gives them "time of day"

what a waste of bandwidth...

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

There are other message boards?

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

Tex, entertainment value?

Posted by 66inxs on :

i read the thread on penny helpers before it was deleted. btw,they won't let me post on r b, they never completed my registration. oh, well no s's and g's there for me !

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

well? what did the whale do to um..LOL

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"They wouldn't even let me sign up Purl."

I caught them at just the right time.

I was able to register, all confirmed.
This may change soon. I will not post
over there. My one post was enough and
the only post I planned to make; thread
is now deleted.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

she just told the boys you can run but you can't hide ! she stopped them cold in their tracks. mostly people who used to post here. they are better off where they are and so are we.

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

reads like "pansies with pink poodles" fits then..LOL

Posted by 66inxs on :

some of them messed around with us and i just wanted to return the favor before i got banned but they stopped me before i got started.

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Blue Marlin':
Tex, entertainment value?

get the Dean Martin Roasts series...

[Big Grin]

Posted by Blue Marlin' on :

I prefer live..LOL

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Reminds me of a story. GAK!

We are at this formal very stuffy arrogant
snobbish rich folks black tie affair. My
husband is wearing his Italian tuxedo, I am
naked as always.

A silly extravagant money wasteful dinner
party for two rich kids about to marry.

Kinda annoyed me. Everyone is so stuffy, so
very boring, so arrogant. Too many diamond
necklaces over plunging necklines exposing
rich shriveled up old women tits which think
they still have it. Lecherous old men wearing
Rolex watches which display a time of a buck
short and a day late.

Ever eat some kinda green tomato jello like
stuff served with artichokes and butter? The
green tomato stuff literally caused me to gag.
I politely dropped my linen napkin, leaned down
then spat it on the floor between my feet. God,
that stuff is horrible. I would rather suck
snot out of an elephant's trunk.

Artichokes, how annoying, how maddening. You
have to drag the stupid stuff between your
teeth to get any of the vegetable meat. I did
not. I sat their scraping it off with my knife
into a small pile of yellow gunk, then scooped
it up with a coffee spoon. People gave me
odd looks.

Everyone is giving toasts to the spoiled rotten
rich kids, who will marry, have two kids, then
divorce in ten years. Oh, how sophisticated.
Each person tinkles a wine glass with a spoon
to garner attention, "Here's to Mr. and Mrs.
Snobass and their wonderful future!"

F-that. I tinkle my wine glass with a spoon,
stand, make the usual motions of salute with
my wine glass and say, loudly, "Here's to
swimmin' with bow legged wimmin!"

A couple of people choked and spewed wine.

We never received another invitation to one
of their eloquent dinner parties. Just as well.
That tomato crap tastes like sh!t.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

i like artichokes...
don't know about the stupid green tomatoe jelly...

you watching Hot Rods to Hell on TCM right now?
the bad kids have an old vette 58 i think, and they are playing chicken in the Socali desert

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Glassyboy, oh Glassyboy, you are special. You
are the only. Seems appropriate with our hanging
out for three years.

Keep those lips zipped; this you have to earn.

1958 Corvette, worth about $150,000 to $200,000.

We have friend who is a custom car nut. The man
has twenty or thirty hot rod show cars in a huge
warehouse. He built each one.

We are at a car show in Las Vegas. Of course his
1955 Chevy wins some top prices. This young oil
rich wanna-be shiek from Sauda Arabia offers him
$500,000 for his Chevy. Our friend declines. Later
I slap the back of his head then scold him for not
making some good bucks. He rubs his head and says,
"I cannot sell my Chevy! She is my baby girl. Hell,
I lost my virginity in a 1955 Chevy."

Boys and their toys.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Good afternoon Purl Gurl.
You currently have 2 (0 new) private messages."

About seven-thirty in the morning, right now.

http://www.penny helper.com/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?b-ad/m-1152855291/

Remove the space between penny and helper.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

real private. eh? they are behaving like qbid pumpers...They would get all worked up and start typing in you have a pm when a poster asking questions would show up..It was so obvious, juvenile and pathetic..CMKX pumpers did the same thing...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Typical wholesale auto auction. These are wholesale
dealers looking to buy used cars to sell on their
"previously owned" car lots.

This is in Las Vegas. Cars roll across the auction
block at a rate of two per minute, maybe one per
minute, depending on how intense is bidding. Just
like a cattle auction but replace the legs with
tires. All car dealers are crooks.

You can see seven lanes of cars. Over a course
of four to six hours, anywhere from four-thousand
to six-thousand cars will be auctioned, on a
busy day. Average about two-thousand cars for
a typical slow day. Auctions are held only one
day a week.

To be a wholesale dealer, like my husband and I,
you have to be insured, bonded and state licensed.
The state performs a background check and all
that. You have to carry a state issued license
which looks just like a driver's license. For
each auction, you have to register in advance,
they do a background check and a financial check.

Surprising so many of those crooks can obtain
a state license to deal.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

The worst mistake young people, all people make,
is buying a brand new car. That is about as
stupid as can be. The moment you apply your
wet ink signature, your new car loses ten percent
of the price you paid. Zero miles, not even
driven yet, but a loss of ten percent in value.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

This is a Honda sports car I sold in Vegas. Made
a little over four grand off the car. Only work
needed is detailing; wash, wax, clean the interior.

Bought this one here in California from a person
we know. He leveraged himself into high debt by
abusing credit. He direly needed money. I helped
him out by buying his car at five grand below
Kelly Blue Book _wholesale_ price. Tough luck.
That is the way it goes when you run yourself
down into deep debt; the vultures move in.

Exotic cars, sports car and pickup trucks fetch
a much higher price in Las Vegas. Lots and lots
of wild free cash flying around in Vegas.

This about eight in the morning before auction.
Air temperature was already one-hundred degrees.

So, who wants to be a millionaire? This only
requires a lot of hard work. We do not limit
ourselves to stocks. We are also hustling cars
and real estate.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Hot Las Vegas, reminds me of a story.

Vegas in Winter is bitter cold, lots of ice.

We are there, dead of Winter, looking to both
sell and buy. We sell some cars there, then
look for cars to drag back to California.

Out on the lot, there are patches of ice on
the asphalt, slippery black ice. This fat man
car dealer slips and cracks his head on the
ice covered asphalt. Emergency people quickly
show up, are treating him and all that. Nothing
wrong with him other than too fat to get up,
maybe a bit dazed, a little blood, lots of
masculine cry babying. At worst, he suffers
a headache and a knot on his head.

I want to look at a car in front of which he
is lying on the ground complaining to his wife
and the emergency people, "Am I going to die?
Oh God, am I going to die?" Fat fool, I have
been worse injured being kicked by a mule. You
just get up, suck some air, and continue your
work, lest Grandpa catches you wallowing on
the ground in severe pain, then gives you a
butt switching for allowing the mule to kick you.

I am trying to get to this car which is coming
up for auction in five or ten minutes. Engine
is already started and running in preparation
for a driver to drive it across the block.

Never buy a car without looking and kicking tires!

My husband is off a few cars down, out of ear
range, so I ask, "Would you boys mind dragging
that man over out of my way? I want to look at
this car." I figure his fat ass is laying there
on slippery ice, should not be much of a chore.

The man's wife had the nerve to call me a,
"heartless b!tch." Well shoot, lady, this is
business not diaper changing time.

You boys would not survive me in the "real world."

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

wow egg inspector is a mod with 100% reputation. well that won't make him any money in the market!

being a vulture is a good position to be in, especially if you have the cash!! wealthy people always hustle, poor people sit around and complain how tough they have it. objects in motion tend to stay in motion....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Incidently, I can spin my Corvette in circles
around that Honda, ten times, before the Honda
even begins to start rolling.

;)

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"poor people sit around and complain how tough
they have it."

Boy Howdy. As you know we were both born to
poverty on a rural Oklahoma farm. We literally
had no money for our first twenty years of life.

Shoot, my husband would ride a bicycle to work,
when he could, to save money. I took a bus to work.

Both of us were and are motivated to secure the
best life possible for our small family. We worked
our butts off to get where we are today and we
are still working our butts off, except my butt
keeps becoming bigger and bigger and bigger....

People who wallow in their own misery, people who
spend their time cry babying about how unfair is
life, will spend their lives doing just that.

Know what you get when you work your fingers to
the bone? Bony fingers.

My attitude is if my husband and I can pick
ourselves up by the bootstraps, work hard and
become successful, others can do the same.

A qualifier is there are poor people in third
world countries who have no chance. This is very
tragic and sad. However, here in America, all are
afforded a chance to be successful. This only
requires self-sacrifice and hard work.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

vette must be a z06.

lmao about dragging the man out of the way!
too funny!

Posted by 66inxs on :

people seem to think it is so easy to run your business, or even restore a car for that matter. they seem to think you just sit there and people throw money at you. not true ! the parts just paint themselves and fly on ! then they get mad when you don't give them what you worked so hard for. people want to have what we have, but they don't want to do the work necessary to get there or to stay there !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"vette must be a z06."

1975 Mako Shark. Five-hundred horsepower, five
speed manual close ratio, NASCAR like suspension.
Zero to sixty in four seconds, two-hundred miles
per hour top end.

I have only taken my 'Vette to one-hundred-eighty.

Only costs five dollars to start it up and let
idle for thirty seconds. Passes everything on
the road, except a gas station.

On restoring, if to be a show car, this takes
years. Our last project car for a family member,
took three years to complete. A 1967 Camaro
convertable. This one is a show stopper and
wins trophies at every car show.

Restoring cars just to a "nice" condition takes
a lot of work, lots and lots.

On wholesale cars, I spend at least one full
day, two full days per week, looking at hundreds
of cars for a potential buy and turn around.
Lot work in this, as well, such as minor body
work, paint job, new upholstery, whatever "minor"
level work is needed to profit.

I do not have long fingernails and my hands
are as calloused as any hard working man.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by L on :

Thank God for G.M. during the 70's.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I am holding up a puppy dog, on our back porch.

Easy to see our farmhouse is a huge eloquent mansion.
We were very wealthy back then.

Taha

Posted by jordanreed on :

close yer dang legs!....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

ooppsss... never was very good about that.
Seems I have a lifelong problem of not
keeping my legs together.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

now the weathered look is hip. the cross overs have me a bit confused! lol

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Weathered! During Winter Grandma would have
us kids go around and stuff torn up cotton
sacks into the cracks in the walls to keep
out the freezing wind, rain and ice.

Indeed, I was born with a silver spoon stuck
in my butt, nothing but riches growing up.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

wheres the NOS???

thats one heluva exhaust system PG...

'lectric solenoids to open the headers...

Posted by 66inxs on :

you did a great job with the vette, but i think i'd lose my license with it - can't keep them slowed down.

people aren't real people unless they know both the farmhouse and the mansion. people who earned their money are usually nice, the ones born into it are snobs who can't do anything for themselves. i learned to work on cars cuz all i used to have was junk and they needed work almost all the time. i love my toys and love working on them. won't sell them cuz they bring back too many memories and i can't ever replace them for what i have in them.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A cousin and me at a birthday party for some rich
kid over in Broken Bow, Oklahoma. They were so
rich they even had a car with bald tires and
over two-hundred-thousand miles on it.

We enjoyed a home baked cakes and water that day!
What a treat.

Ride 'em cowboy! Now you know my affection for
cowboys and cowgirls. Only wish I had a cowgirl
outfit like that. My dress is borrowed from a
cousin so I will look "nice" at the rich folks
birthday party.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You will notice, in my last picture, even
as a young girl I have an ornery look on
my face. No telling what I was thinking
of doing, about then.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"'lectric solenoids to open the headers..."

Later this Summer my husband will be adding
fuel injected flame throwers to the side pipes.

Should shoot out orange flames ten to twenty feet.

I cannot wait.

When teenage rice rocket boys pull up next to me,
rev up the engine, want to race, I flip a switch
and blast them with open headers. Usually causes
those little impotent rice rockets to roll over
several times.

With the flame throwers coming out the sides,
just front of the rear wheels, I will be able to
fry them while rolling their rice rockets over;
stir fried rice rocket.

I cannot wait.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Alright, alright, I confess. That is actually
Tex up there in my picture. We grew up in
the same town.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

My husband and me. He is drinking a beer and holding
a pistol to my back. This is why my hands are up.

Do not have a clue where we were or why. I do
know we were certainly dressed up! Those are
fancy clothes for our time.

Looks to be maybe somewhere in Broken Bow.

There is that ornery look on my face!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Like my skimpy outfit?

No doubt E440 will turn me in for posting
child pornography.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

i know this is a little off your normal path PG but:
last week? on HWY 82 somewehere between Magnolia and Crosset ARK i saw junkyard with quite few late 50's chevy's in fair condtion...
of course i didn't stop, but this area is somewhat poverty stricken and the junkyard may be a treasure trove...
on the other hand? it may be owned by one of the wood or oil barons in the area and just look like a bargain hunters paradise...

in any case? they had at least a 1/2 acre of real old Chevrolet hardware....

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

me has a rice burner.....would you fry me? me got problems enough without a renagade whale burning me timbers....shuddering now going into the bends next...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Almost forgot. His shirt is homemade. I recognize
my Grandmother's sewing style. For the boys, all
their shirts were sewn by hand on an old treadle
action Singer sewing machine.

Grandma kept rattlers from rattle snakes on top
of her sewing machine to scare away us kids.
First time I played with her sewing machine,
I pumped the foot treadle and promptly ran
the needle clean through my right index finger.

I did not tell anyone knowing I would receive
a butt switching. Boy, did that ever hurt. I
ran out behind the milking shed so none would
catch me crying, which would lead to another
butt switching of thousands.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"i know this is a little off your normal path PG...."

Do I ever keep you boys on a normal path?

There are few places like that down here but
the prices are very high.

Dusty, yeah, I would fry ya, like in cartoons.
No lasting harm done.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Dusty after I am finished with him.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Alright, alright, I confess. That is actually
Tex up there in my picture. We grew up in
the same town.

Taha

Notice: no affected, low-slung "gunslinger" BS re holster, either. No, sir--that baby's ready for action. . . red wasps, bald-faced hornets, tarantulas...neighborhood bullies: all fair game

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Whale, we hope you are safe from the fires..

Posted by T e x on :

Dust, am horribly behind on the news...can you summarize the affected areas?

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

San Berinadino Mountains east,of LA.

Fires good break along hundreds of miles..

Very dangerous situation, Santa Anna's start blowing? Watch out California!

Whale and family are probably very buisness at current time...These fires can move very fast...

Conditions are bad because of growth on fuel source because of recent rain..

I am very concerned..

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Alright, alright, I confess. That is actually
Tex up there in my picture. We grew up in
the same town.

Taha

He was a good looking kid back then. What the hell happened?

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff 1:
San Berinadino Mountains east,of LA.

Fires good break along hundreds of miles..

Very dangerous situation, Santa Anna's start blowing? Watch out California!

Whale and family are probably very buisness at current time...These fires can move very fast...

Conditions are bad because of growth on fuel source because of recent rain..

I am very concerned..

-------------------------------------------------
These fires when moving this fast are very hard to get away from, 'specially in the Mountains..

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

That fire is outa control, Big Time..

Posted by T e x on :

ya, we "get it" about fire...mountains add altitude, heat rises, etc...

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Now do people understand why Purl pulls weeds...

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

My husband and me. He is drinking a beer and holding
a pistol to my back. This is why my hands are up.

Do not have a clue where we were or why. I do
know we were certainly dressed up! Those are
fancy clothes for our time.

Looks to be maybe somewhere in Broken Bow.

There is that ornery look on my face!

Taha

that's priceless...can't "see" you in that pic, but clearly that is good ol' Billy Ray...

Posted by glassman on :

by my reckoning? she is south and west of the fires...

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
Originally posted by T e x:
ya, we "get it" about fire...mountains add altitude, heat rises, etc...

------------------------------------------------
Santa Anna's pull dry hot air out of the desert from the East...High pressure air seeks low pressure...These Santa Anna's can hit 100 knots coming " down" The San Bernadino's..

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Fires are East-North East of Riverside so far...

glassman, have you ever expierianced a " Santa Anna " when you lived in LA?

Posted by glassman on :

yeah.... in the winter.... hot straight-line winds 70 mph... never stop for hours sometimes...

i think the big concern right now is that the fire is getting so big it's becoming a weather maker....

Big Bear Lake is the closest human danger for now...

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
by my reckoning? she is south and west of the fires...

by my reckoning? you reckon pretty well--so that's good to know...

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Key "words" create there own weather...Thats what is happening now...They can turn on firefighters in a flash...Traffic in the mountains jams and people get cought between fires, this is an out of control fire..Other fires could and probably will ignite in other area's.

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Up:

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Alright, alright, I confess. That is actually
Tex up there in my picture. We grew up in
the same town.

Taha
He was a good looking kid back then. What the hell happened?

lol--nothing. *STILL* look goofy... [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Dozen's of Homes lost now.....

Posted by glassman on :

the riverside san bernadino geographic variability really is awesome...

a short drive to the cold snowy mountains or the high desert--
cajone pass with a fault line running right thru it...
and one of the most interesting train runs you could ever see.....

if you can stand traffic? the ocean is driveable too..but the traffic that way is unbearable to some..

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

yeah, can imagine what traffic is like now?

Not a place to be, roads get cut off and the fires can and do turn back on the area's where people are in their cars. Just the smoke and ashes flying ruins visibility.

Posted by Up on :

Tex,
Why do I have this mental image of you driving home from work with a can of Lone Star between your legs whistling El Paso by the Kingston Trio to yourself?

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

maybe Tex is little shy of fires...They damned near burned up Texas recently...

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Up:
Tex,
Why do I have this mental image of you driving home from work with a can of Lone Star between your legs whistling El Paso by the Kingston Trio to yourself?

apparently, you've fallen victim to every stereotype available...to set the record straight about Tex-sons...

1) Lone Star is great--but get bottles ... that way you get the lil puzzles inside the bottle cap

2) lol, I can afford a vehicle with a drink-holder...the days when we drove back into town with 6-packs gaily festooned from the mirrors are long gone

3) Kingston Trio a very talented outfit, but Marty Robbins' is "the" version

4) I whistle lustily, robustly...to the world! It's a gift I inherited from me ol' pap...be a crime to keep it to myself...

*seriously--when I was a little guy? used to stay up as late as possible, so on the off-chance he got off early enough, I could hear Dad's whistling coming down the road, from afar... he was a world-class whistler. Thanks for reminding ...*

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff 1:
maybe Tex is little shy of fires...They damned near burned up Texas recently...

true...well, lottsa North Texas, into Oklahoma...which most would consider "flat," not realizing the topography. Doesn't take much to give fire a boost, once the countryside is dry.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Here ya go, Tex.

Relax, gentlemen, we are in no fire danger.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Rather interesting day.

Enjoy kicking a man in his stomach and in his
groin, several times, today.

Later in the day, a fun pool party, lots of
children laughing and splashing! Yes, I kept
my clothes on. Drank a bit too!

Taha

Posted by BooDog on :

ya I can picture you in that shoping cart purl....`they eyes say it all. Have a good night!

Posted by glassman on :

i wanna hear more about the kickin'

Posted by Up on :

Me too.

Posted by Johnwayne on :

BUMP

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

good to see you and family are safe Whale!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Sorry for the delay. Some issues developed.

Previous about to be posted, then a phone call:

Just finished cleaning up, washing dishes and
all that. Old man is about to snore from eating
and drinking so much, daughter is back over
on HER side of our hill.

Not long back, I made mention of tenant problems,
the boy who fell back to doing methamphetamine.
Long story, weird story, lots of stupidity on
the part of both him and his wife. However, his
wife is the more stupid of the two.

She ups and leaves him. I understand. The boy is
a meth freak, weird friends, dealing drugs, no
place to live, two strike felon.

We "pay" them to simply get out. Tell them to
only pay a half month's rent if out by end of
June. Worth it to get rid of tenants than have
to go to court for months. Recall some talk of
my serving them with the legal notice and he
wigs out into a psychotic meth freak episode.

He begs, twice, for a few more days. Ok, just
get out by the fourth of July. He calls, says
he is out. I drive by once a day, all looks ok,
house appears vacant. We are too busy to tackle
this rental for a bit, busy with another, although
my husband has been working over there, on and off.
Place is a mess, trash everywhere.

I drive by this morning, there is an old Lincoln
Continental in the garage. I stop, key my way in,
go out back and here comes a pit bull. Fast retreat
back into the house.

Back home, I grab my husband, grab a Beretta, tell
him to come with me, we have to shoot a dog. Any
other breed, I would find a home. Not a pit bull.
Only good home for a pit bull is dead.

My husband makes me leave the Beretta at home,
"We will not need that."

Back over the to the rental, the damn speed freak
is walking out. As usual, I do the talking because
my husband knows I will not allow him to talk.

One of those "What the F-word are you doing here?"
moments. The sob is secretly living in our house,
hiding from us when we drop by. Billyray does not
like this much. More words are exchanged. The meth
freak up and takes a swing at my husband.

Bad, very bad mistake.

My husband nails him in the head three or four
times before the boy could blink. Down he goes.
I am in a total panic, typical woman, screaming
in fright, then jump in. Nobody messes with my
family, nobody.

The meth head is down on the porch and I take
to kicking him in his stomach, kicking him in
his groan, and quickly my husband pulls me off,
"Taha, he is out cold. Stop."

Billyray calls 911 on his cell, I am so damn
mad, I kicked the boy one more time in his
groan. This time I am taken by the arm and
roughly marched back to our truck, "You sit
in the truck and do not get out."

Shortening all this, the police arrive and
arrest the boy. We are, of course, questioned.
Neighbors are out watching. Not long, an officer
comes back up, asks me about kicking the boy
after he was down. I think I talked my way
out of this, "Everything happened so fast,
I know I kicked him but I was defending my
husband. No, I do not know how many times
I kicked him. I was in fear for our lives."

End of previous about to posted.

**

Delay is earlier, about when I decided to share
this with you boys, who require constant ongoing
entertainment, neighbor over there calls, says
the boy is back in the house. He has made bail
somehow.

We go back over after my husband lectures me
to stay in the truck. He is still a bit mad
at me. I know when to obey him.

The boy is gone when we arrive. A neighbor tells
us the boy only returned to pick up his car.

Most odd, and I will confess to calling his
wife and telling her I plan to sue for the
mess they made, most odd, a majority of the
trash is gone and house somewhat cleaned up.

This happened during our afternoon pool party.

If we were in Oklahoma, twenty years back,
thirty years back, I would have shot both
the pit bull and the boy, and no charges
would ever be sought.

"He needed killin'" as we Okies say.

What really makes me mad, but not mad, is how
my husband remains so calm during this, even
the fisticuffs, like this is an everyday event.
He knocks the boy out cold, shrugs his shoulders
and calmly dials 911. I am hysterical during this.

I suppose this is a single masculine trait
which is, hmm, maybe a little better than
our female gender, but only that trait.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A Choctaw father and his son. I vaguely remember
those two. Not sure of the year.

Based on their clothing, they are preparing
to go to church, meaning this was a Sunday.
Overalls with a white shirt is very common
clothing during my childhood.

The front of our farmhouse is behind them.

Choctaw lived with us during summer and fall.
They helped us work our fields in exchange
for room and board, then a share of the fall
harvest to take home to their families.

None of us, family or not, had any money;
strictly a barter economic system.

Choctaw would bring in pallet like beds and
sleep in our barn, which actually proved to
be comfortable living quarters. During meals
they would sit with us at our table as a part
of our family. Sometimes I would be allowed
to sleep in our barn with the Choctaw.

There is where I learned so much from Choctaw.
Each evening, after supper, the Choctaw would
retire to the barn, outside till bedtime, then
engage in traditional story telling.

Such wonderful stories were told.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I can still hear, with clarity, the squeak
and closing bang of our front screen door.

Taha

Posted by Leo on :

The meth boy either knows he is living the wrong life, cleans house on his last time out, or stubborn girlfriend knows better, cleans up after him...good luck with your meth head,,,if I was your billy ray the kid would be in the hospital or dead...billy ray is a good man.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

whale of a tail...

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

worked for a Millionaire who cut WW2 Submarines in half put in mid extentions and then put um back together. Probably can mention now, I can't get a hold of him anymore he may of passed on[ mid 70's.....He tought me Hawaiian waters...Fished with him for about 2 yrs.

If he is gone, Hawaii has lost another of the great ones...

Posted by Leo on :

Have a great radio station in the area...only problem, in between songs they are talking in parelay vous francaisly...le ribbitt...

Posted by T e x on :

"my husband remains so calm"

*Tex nods, approvingly..."

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"my husband remains so calm"

Ah, you should have been around ten or so years
back when a whacko tenant threatened to kill the
both of us with a shotgun.

Short man complex. Boy is an ex-marine, which
he bragged about constantly, but only stands
about five foot seven. He is shorter than me.

This short man complex is a recognized syndrome.
Sometimes a short man will develop obsessive
insecurities about being short. His displayed
behavior is very aggressive, very hostile,
very dominating. He attempts to effect control
over all things through intimidation; behavior
is that of a bantam rooster.

This incident, we are having to follow the
court proceedings path to evict the man and
his wife. Takes months. We go over to serve
some papers and the man greets us in the
driveway with a shotgun, says he will kill
us if we do not get off "his property."

Once again my husband remains calm and cool
and I am about to piddle my pants while
extremely angry at the same time.

My husband distracts and begins talking about
the marines, how tough are soldiers, Vietnam,
while very slowly approaching him. He talks
with the nutcase for a bit, up close, gets
the man to bragging about his marine training.

Suddenly, my husband grabs the business end
of the shotgun, forces it skyward, then jack
hammers the man's face with his free hand.
He wrestles the shotgun away then swings the
butt end around clipping him across his chin
knocking him down. So much for a tough marine.

During our almost three decades of rentals, we
have only had maybe four or five bad tenants.
Worst is the recent meth freak, the shotgun
marine and an entertaining fat tent lady I
wrote about before.

The fat lady is the woman we evicted through
court proceedings, had a marshall lock her
out, then she and her children, during night,
set up a huge tent in the front yard and moved
in, "We vacated the premises."

My husband allowed me to handle the tent lady
all by myself!

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

me ain'ts so tall, but me shoulders is broad which makes me arms stick out a bit.....Popeye me 'been called $%^&*&^%#^&*
Most think I'm Hawaiian anyway when Tan..I do pack some some buoyancy....

in more serious vain..

Thinking back, some of the best men I've known have been under 5'-11"

Some of the absolutly most pathetic under 5'-8"

God made us the way we are.... So many fight what is only natural about themselves..Use what you have, then you will be true to yourself and others will pick up on that.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"stubborn girlfriend knows better, cleans up after him."

This is a bizarre yet interesting story.

These tenants are referred to us by a previous
tenant who is a teacher, a really nice person.

This couple applies, indicate they are planning
to marry. The woman is a teacher at a school
I know. The husband works at a warehouse. First
time renting, no referrals but her credit checks
out ok. He has no credit reference.

She has no rental referrals. She is thirty-two
and this is the first time she is moving out
of her parent's home. Thirty-two and never cut
the apron strings before!

As landlords, under law, we are only allowed to
ask for rental referrals and a credit check. If
we ask for more, we can be sued. We pay $1200
per year for each rental for liability insurance
to protect ourselves. Tenants suing landlords
is very common. This is why we work hard at
avoiding court proceedings, why we sometimes pay
tenants to move out; cheaper than court.

All looks ok, the wife and the meth freak do
very good for the first eighteen months. They
keep the house perfect, pay their rent, not a
single problem.

They invite us to their wedding up in Big Bear
where the big fires are burning right now. Few
days later I am over there just checking on
things, making sure they are back from their
very short honeymoon. I ask if she enjoyed her
wedding day,

"I am glad it is over. It was very tiring."

Uh oh, something ain't right.

Within a few weeks, the husband is fired from
his job. He lands several more jobs in succession
but is fired from each. He then refuses to look
for another job and spends his time at home.

Not long the neighbors are calling us, complaining
and telling us of the police being out because
the man is disturbing the peace, out in the street
ranting and raving, screaming at his wife, from
the street while she is in the house!

Curious, I unlawfully do a background check on
him. He has been in and out of jail since a
teenager. Currently a two strike felon with a
prison record, out on parole. I check with a
friend working within our school district, a
friend who was a fellow teacher years back.

She informs me he was expelled from our district,
which is serious and not often done, he is kicked
out of our school system for drug related problems
and violence.

Eventually the police are over there couple times
a week because of his really weird behavior. I
think this is when he started doing meth again.

His wife becomes pregnant. Neighbors call us and
tell us his pacing up and down the driveway yelling
at his wife to have an abortion. She suffers a
miscarriage, which is sad but probably God looking
out for an unborn about to be born to a bad life.

Things become worse, weird meth freaks in and out
of the house, he is dealing drugs and I think is
selling stolen car rims and other hot items.

I could write a novel on the strangeness of the
people coming and going, so strange we often
quit work over there and left be so weirded out.

Our tactic is to encourage neighbors to call the
police and complain, which they do, even call the
fire department when he builds a big bonfire in
the backyard.

Nothing works until very recently his wife simply
ups and leaves him on a single Saturday. This
brings my story to current time.

We did a lot to help them, even hired the boy to
do work for us on their rental and a rental down
the street, in exchange for lower rent. He would
start a job ok, then get stoned and never finish.

What is so strange is the woman being a well
educated teacher with a Masters, marrying a
known felon out on parole. She teaches special
education and is a counselor.

She once said to me, "I married him because I know
he will never leave me." Ironic she left him.

"stubborn girlfriend knows better, cleans up after him."

That is precisely what happened. She and some
friends went over there and cleaned up his mess,
even hauled away stuff in a truck. She also
bailed him out of jail. Turns out, after leaving
him, she allows him to store his junk in her
parent's garage. Yeah, she left him alright.

With my being a "heartless b!tch" according to
a woman at an auction in Vegas, I did manage
to extract a half month's rent, although the
wife offered to pay two month's rent; June and
this month, July. I explained to her I gave my
word if the husband would be out by the end of
June, I would only ask a half month's rent. They
did not keep their word, but I kept my word.

Fierce honesty is a family trait we value greatly.

Well, almost honest, yeah, honest. That Lincoln
Continental, a sixties something with suicide
doors, a low rider with very expensive stolen
rims on it, I had designs to effect a lien on
it as being abandoned on our property, acquire
title, then sell it for a couple of grand.

Suppose when it comes to money, my honesty tends
to take a backseat in a Lincoln Continental.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Fierce honesty? Ok, me wife says me waddles when me walks to to fast.....Don't know for sure tho, me eyeballs is usually a peering forword....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ha! Ha! Dusty you are a good man!

You should hear some comments I receive from
my husband and daughter about my big butt!
All in good spirit and understanding.

Physical makeup has nothing to do with the
worth of a person. What is between the ears,
not between the legs, is what counts.

Look at Billy Barty! A midget and one of the
most famous of all time. Napoleon Bonaparte
was very short. He nearly conquered the then
known world.

Size is unimportant. It is the punch you pack
which is important.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Well, size is unimportant except for one thing.

Women will claim size is not important. That
is mule manure! If you could here us women
talk privately, completely different story!

For women, size is unimportant because our
focus is on love and a good family life. These
are the most important factors for us.

In the bedroom, when it comes to personal
satisfaction, when love and family life are
not even in mind, size does matter.

However, this does not effect a woman's love
for her man and her family; we negotiate, we
compromise, we are easy to please.

You boys do have tongues, afterall.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

[Razz]

Posted by Leo on :

"stubborn girlfriend knows better, cleans up after him."

I had a feeling..one of my sisters is that stubborn girlfriend who can just never quite get rid of the meth head deadbeat once and for all. It's quite maddening when it's someone in your family. She'll work two-three jobs to keep a roof over their head and pay childcare, -he's home all day but can't be trusted to take care of his own kids- and just when you belive her that she's finally kicked him out for good, she finds out she's got a third one of his on the way. Now he's back. The cycle repeats. Sad.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Whale!! Why do you have my wife laughing and grining! LOL

She cannot lie worth a hoot...She always smiles a bit when she even attempts too...

Do you have any idea how nut's the conversation is in this house right now...When the wife and I stop laughing , will try convey..AH' Phoooey forget it..LOL

Posted by glassman on :

yep dust... no point in tryin'...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ha! Ha! I am looking at this picture, wishing
I could be young again so I could effect better
measures against my butt becoming so big.

My bangs, looks like Grandma used pinking shears
to cut my bangs! Maybe she used sheep shears!

Worst bangs I have seen in years!

Pretty dress though. This is around 1965 or 1966
years. My dress is definitely from the Fifties,
probably ten years back from when my picture
is taken. No doubt, a hand-me-down used over and
over through out the decades.

Surprising, though, she managed to bring my wild,
corkscrewy tough hair under control. Probably
worked in a lot of lard for control!

There was a time I would lay my hair on an
ironing board then steam iron my hair to
make my hair straight. Never worked for long.

You boys have no idea of what we women go
through to look good for you.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

OK ,,, ha ha edeted..LOL

[ July 16, 2006, 13:16: Message edited by: Dustoff 1 ]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Leo writes,

"I had a feeling..one of my sisters is that stubborn girlfriend...."

I should bash women in fairness.

Yes, Leo, we women are known for picking losers.
This is very common and tends to explain, in part,
our century long record of sixty-six percent of
marriages ending in divorce.

Your family is far from alone in this. We have
some of this in our extended family.

My perspective is we women take our "Mother Hen"
complex way too far. We believe we can take a
man, nuture him, mold him, make him into something
he will never be. This probably is related to our
strong maternal instinct. We women want to mother
the world into what we want the world to be.

For men, you are controlled by your ego. For
women, we are controlled by our emotions.

This is why I take testosterone injections. Works
very well to balance out my feminine side. However,
this mustache is driving me crazy.

Looks I am finally leading to a point men and
women are no different, yet vastly different.
We, men and women, are motivated and controlled
by different "things" but an end result is the
same, for both sexes.

Personally, I view all of us, men and women, as
nothing more than smarter than usual monkeys.

Women are better at monkey business stock trading, though.

Taha

Posted by Leo on :

...Women are better at monkey business stock trading, though...

That's why the smarter Neandertals among us pay attention to what the Lady traders are doing.

Posted by glassman on :

women are better at everything Leo..

once you accept that fact? you too can have a successfull lifelong marrige... [Cool]

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

ohhh and they'll make sure it's a loooooonnnngggg life too..
You will never be allowed to smoke or drink again.

Posted by MagicK on :

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
women are better at everything Leo..

once you accept that fact? you too can have a successfull lifelong marrige...

Everything except peeing while standing, we just rule that!!!

Marriage??? Why???

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"ohhh and they'll make sure it's a loooooonnnngggg life too..
You will never be allowed to smoke or drink again."

Of course. We women would not want to lose
our whipping posts.

http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/whip.wav

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

"we can take a
man, nuture him, . . ."

Getting married: women assume the guy will change; men assume the woman won't... [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

All are up and ready for a day's work. We start
late on Sunday. Time to change locks on a rental.

A bit of a challenge for this macho image men
like to project. Click on this button like you
clicked on my two buttons.

Love my whipping post! I whip him good!

Do you boys really think I can behave myself
for any length of time?

Taha

Posted by MagicK on :

quote:
Do you boys really think I can behave myself for any length of time?

mmmmmmmmmmmm...NO!

Posted by MagicK on :

Oh, you've done it now.

Posted by Sunnyside on :

Damn Gurl, that is an image I could have lived without.

Is there a purpose to all these images you keep posting?

We get that you have a big boobs and like to show them, but that butt??????

Please show some restraint.

Posted by MagicK on :

b less, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, if you don't like it, don't look. What I find offensive isn't her or her husband's ass. It's an ass who would do what you just did.

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

I feel as though a fight is about to break out..
Quick everyone choose a side.

Posted by MagicK on :

Done.

Posted by bmorestocks on :

quote:
Originally posted by MagicK:
b less, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, if you don't like it, don't look. What I find offensive isn't her or her husband's ass. It's an ass who would do what you just did.

I'm tired of her having an entire thread for her to toot her horn and post naked pictures. Nor am I interested in the responses of a sick MILF hunter whipped man like yourself MagicK. There is beter porn out there then the crap Purlgirl has posted. Isn't this thread about making 1m in stocks. What the heck does a man with a flat nasty ass have to do with making money?

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

That was uneventfull.. jeeze I don't even get to yell at people anymore..

Posted by MagicK on :

She can do whatever she wants. Doesn't that just piss ya off? Sorry, not a MILF hunter, just like beautiful women. If your not interested in my responses, why are you responding to them...Ass.

Better porn? Maybe that's because she's not posting porn. Before you go putting down his ass, why don't you post yours?

Posted by Sunnyside on :

MagicK, listen, I'm not into a pissing contest with you or anyone else, but I could have lived without that last pic.

Ok, you can be the calvary. Fight on. Defend her honor and all that rubbish.

Silly man.

Posted by bmorestocks on :

You seem to want to see pictures of women instead of making money in the stock market. I am sure you have sent Purl gurl messages that read "I can make love to you better then your man can" Thats only because your a 50 year old virgin.

Posted by MagicK on :

I see no reason one can't do both, especially since it's Sunday...hello!!! And you can ask Purl herself if I've ever PM'd her. Some see a woman's body as a work of art, you obviously think it has one purpose and one purpose only, hence your High School level remarks.

Posted by bmorestocks on :

quote:
Originally posted by MagicK:
I see no reason one can't do both, especially since it's Sunday...hello!!! And you can ask Purl herself if I've ever PM'd her. Some see a woman's body as a work of art, you obviously think it has one purpose and one purpose only, hence your High School level remarks.

Very sill responce, but do you think I am a work of art?

Posted by glassman on :

bmore? go away.
you're tired?

click somewhere else..

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

B less, I do believe that is the ugliest girl I have seen outside a zoo.

Posted by MagicK on :

Are you a woman bmore?

Posted by MagicK on :

So that's what this is about, you guys are jealous of Purl getting all the attention.
Hey, nobody said you guys couldn't post pics of yourselves.

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

You call that a woman?..
Some sort of hybrid between a hyena and a tuna fish as best I can tell.

Posted by Gordon Bennett on :

Relentless enjoys demeaning others, while all the while hoping and gleeful about the prospect of WWIII.

How do you sleep, coward?

quote:
Originally posted by Relentless. (in a PM to Gordon Bennett):
You said yesterday I seemed almost gleefull about the coming world war..
I am actually.. but not because I want death for millions, and not because I'm a war monger.. But because of what will result from this war.
You as a commie and me as a facist pig want pretty much the same thing.. A new government.
Ours has become way too strong... Not because of bush or any of the others.. but because of our laziness as a people..
The problem now is there is no way votes will correct our government's dirrection.. but a third world war will.
This thing is going to go nuclear and when it does those of us who survive will have a chance to reform into a nation with a small government.
A nation where the key ideals that define a liberal and a so-called conservative are embraced.

Posted by 10of13 on :

quote:
Originally posted by bmorestocks:

quote:
Originally posted by MagicK:
b less, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, if you don't like it, don't look. What I find offensive isn't her or her husband's ass. It's an ass who would do what you just did.
I'm tired of her having an entire thread for her to toot her horn and post naked pictures. Nor am I interested in the responses of a sick MILF hunter whipped man like yourself MagicK. There is beter porn out there then the crap Purlgirl has posted. Isn't this thread about making 1m in stocks. What the heck does a man with a flat nasty ass have to do with making money?

You can always make your own thread...no need to get so "upset"...and if you have a problem with what Purl or others are posting why would you start doing it? (rhetorical question)

relax and ignore this thread or others if you don't like them...

Posted by MagicK on :

Alright RD, down boy, it's obvious what happened here, no reason to get cruel. I thought she was a man.

Posted by MagicK on :

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

ok ok.. I'm down.. carry on

Posted by jordanreed on :

ok...everyone feel better now??...

Posted by glassman on :

heck no...
kenny wallace just messed up the race..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Coyote always walks the fence line.

Coyote

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Different opinion on this homophobic frenzy
Coyote invoked, but that girl is very pretty!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Another twist to this sad saga of our tenant
and our about to become bankrupt and in the
poor house because of him.

Oooppss.. have a digital camera loaded with
pictures. Got to run down to my La Bomba truck
and upload those pictures.

Fun story!

You know I will be back to motivate you
boys into thinking and debate.

* lifts her T-shirt jiggles *

Yep, those puppies are big and natually corn fed.
Another decade, why I believe those puppies will
be bouncing on my kneecaps like basketballs,
half flat basketballs.

Becoming old, such a lovely thought.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

yeah, bmore?

i don't really know what to tell you..
you wanna join in? then do so...

but why did you wait 'till PG posted that to join in and complain?

and are you complaining cuz it's a nasty pic? or cuz it's not nasty enough?

but why did you wait 'till PG posted that to join in and complain?

i'm having a hard time with how many people have been "unwelcoming" of others postitions here...

by the way PG?

my 10 years old son wants to know what you were doing... he's a big fan of yours too... he wants to be a millionaire...

i copped out and told him you were checking your husabnd for ticks.... he wants to know how many you found...

but why did you wait 'till PG posted that to join in and complain?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Only found one tick, a big honking tick.

Taha

Posted by bmorestocks on :

Glassman you fail to understand why I am upset.What does a picture of a mans ass and women infront of him have to do with being a millionaire? Unless purl girl made a million dollars in the stock market by giving head to wall street bankers. If so then I can understand..

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
heck no...
kenny wallace just messed up the race..

------------------------------------------------
You think you got problems..
A Toyota ------------->beat a Ferrari

French Grande Prix!

Shumach 88 wins now.

Posted by glassman on :

this is off-topics bmore? why do you bother to ask?

i'm tired of her having an entire thread for her to toot her horn and post naked pictures. N

we don't care if you are tired...

start your own thread...

see if you can get 10 pages?

like i said? you have the right to click elsewhere too...

it' snot like we are pervs here..
PG does like to test the limits...
dontcha PG [Big Grin]

Posted by bmorestocks on :

Ok so the amount of post on this thread will help us all become a Millionaire. I have yet to see any insightful post from the rich PurlGurl. So I ask again. What is the reason for her to post a picture of a saggy asssss?

Posted by glassman on :

this is off-topics... you are becoming more pestiferous...
in America? we have this little thing called the First Ammendment, and nobody appointed you the Judge and Supreme Commander...

you are either whining or trying to boss US around...

either way? you are losing...

have you read the whole thread?

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Me declares a moment of mourning....
This is a very sad day.....

A TOYOTING RICE BURNER BEAT A------> FERRARI!

Posted by MagicK on :

quote:
What does a picture of a mans ass and women infront of him have to do with being a millionaire?

Priceless.

Posted by HILANDER on :

Mourning for what Dusty?

quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff 1:
Me declares a moment of mourning....
This is a very sad day.....

A TOYOTING RICE BURNER BEAT A------> FERRARI!

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

well, did you all mourn?

Now, what are we to do.....
Oh' the Humanity of it all"

Whats next? an obsolete Hugo winning 24 hrs. at Le Mans!!

Posted by bmorestocks on :

so, what you're saying is that anyone who finds purl's posts offensive should go elsewhere? How do you think Bob would feel about that? Seems to me that there are others who have problems with her chronic arguments, arrogance, self promotion defending sexism, racism, and what ever "sim" she seems to feel paranoid is about her. Talks about her rights and then she gets pissed when others disagree, like she's the only one with rights. Disagree with her and you'll go blind trying to finish one of her reponses. Sometimes enough is enough and if you have no problem with your 10 yr old son seeing that picture, then the moral decay of this society is complete.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Highlander, me and toyota have a real problem with their engines....I think I am their test the rotten apple customer...You would not believe what problems I had with a New 1999 Camary...

Posted by glassman on :

so, what you're saying is that anyone who finds purl's posts offensive should go elsewhere?

you are whining agian...

Posted by HILANDER on :

Kinda like my 99 F-250 that has officially cost me over 15,000 dollars since 02 to keep running? Ford...built Ford tough....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wish the Japanese imported full-sized deisels. Of course if they did it would spell the end of Ford GM and Dodge.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

HIGHLANDER, Sea Lions? whacking the run?

Posted by bmorestocks on :

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
so, what you're saying is that anyone who finds purl's posts offensive should go elsewhere?

you are whining agian...

Maybe I should throw a rock at your fingers glassman this way you can stop typing silly messages. "Don't throw rocks at a glass house"

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

all this conversation reminds me of after church..

Was a 1ST Congregationalist.....People would talk about anything after church...I think sumpin was in the punch...Course I would never do anything like spiking the church punch...

Posted by glassman on :

quote:
Originally posted by bmorestocks:

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
so, what you're saying is that anyone who finds purl's posts offensive should go elsewhere?

you are whining agian...
Maybe I should throw a rock at your fingers glassman this way you can stop typing silly messages. "Don't throw rocks at a glass house"

LOL PG got yur goat....

calm down it's sunday...

i din't say anything that wasn't true...

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

all is well........California firefighters saved a fish hatchery......Wooo aaa that was close.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

* sounds of a coyote yipping and yammering *

Coyote always draws out those in hiding, those
lurking in cowardly shadows until the right
bait is tossed out right at the edge of
campfire light.

Coyote

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

glassman, are you saying whale would spike the punch?
LOL

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A saga still unfolding, still taking twists and turns,

This is one of our rental homes. Very nice, small
two bedroom, one bath, dining area, laundry, two
car garage, central air / heating, all the
desirable qualities along within a safe quiet
middle class neighborhood filled with beautiful
homes; mostly English Tudor style.

Lawn is drying up. We have sprinklers running
as I type this.

Before the boy fell back in methamphetamine,
front always looked perfect. He did good until...

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

whale, you are having a very good feeding day...

geez, these little fish swam right in your mouth.
whales is fun to watch feed on prey..

The feed fish sure did come in fast..

Posted by glassman on :

yes coyote you have done it again...

"130 posts" is here to save US...

BTW? bmore?

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i69/gaylovers/696121367_l.jpg

this is where your picture came from...

so? i ask again?

what's your problem exactly?
not gay enough for you?
too nasty? not nasty enough?
too ugly? too pretty?
well? whats the score?

we really wanna know..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Words are powerful, dangerous even fatal."
- Kira

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

During this series of pictures, remember this
is what happens when you become a drug abuser,
especially a methamphetamine abuser, the most
abused drug in America today.

Bathroom door either shoved in or kicked in. In my
mind I see his wife locking herself in and he,
smashing in the door to effect masculine control
over whatever the situation.

Notice the filth around the door? This bathroom
was once freshly painted and spotless, not less
than one year back. Two months back, we had just
finished installing a new tub, new toilet, tile
on the walls and floors. Was very beautiful just
months back.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

no TP......dirty around the door knob..Yicks!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Junk left behind. Notice the chairs are missing
teeth and cardboard over glass which has been
smashed out, probably during a speed freak
pyschotic episode.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Weird, huh? No toilet paper.

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

Be happy.. atleast you got to kick the lad square in the nuts

Posted by glassman on :

yep, i think i'll stick to trading gold, silver and stocks...

real estate has too many "human elements"

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
Originally posted by Relentless Despot.:
Be happy.. atleast you got to kick the lad square in the nuts

-------------------------------------------------
Whale and Husband just may of saved his life...

That dude renter is a disgrace to the Marine Corp..Maybe they already know.....

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

no doubt Dusty.. depending on how things unfold from here I'm sure that they both did him a great service..
It's up to him at thius point to see that or rebel from it.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Oil stains from junk cars. You can see where their
pit bull ate the gates. They even put boards across
the bottom to keep the pit bull from eating the
chain links, which a pit bull can do.

We verbally warned them several times to get rid
of the pit bull and to clean up the driveway.
Even a written notice to get rid of the pit bull.

Blue plywood boards on the ground, I have no clue.
Use to be pretty flowers growing there; Impatients
and Vincas.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

No, no, this is not the shotgun marine, this one
is the speed freak. I have more to say about
kicking him in a rather twisted ending to this.

They were once great tenants until the past four
or five months. Ideal tenants, in fact. Been there
two years with not a problem. We liked them.

Then the husband started doing speed.

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

Meth is a horrible drug.
Makes one think twice before taking any and all cold medications...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Small laundry room.

More junk left behind for us to clean up.

Wait until you see what is next...

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

that crawl space by the blue board is a little spooky looking....Burrrr shivering me timbers.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A reminder to readers, this is the end result
of becoming a druggie, of doing drugs. This
is _always_ the end result.

See the electric meter mounted at an angle? The
city refused to send their meter reader into the
backyard because of the pit bull. Additionally, the
boy became so paranoid, he refused to not lock the
gate, always refused to unlock the gate.

Posted by jordanreed on :

alot of tenants have absolutely no respect for their landlords prop...

disrespecful and disgusting..

I try to get renters
that I know...tough to do that tho..

or a referral..

or I intimidate them
till they succomb to my will..

[Cool]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Anyone care to guess why a speed freak would
build a coffin out of cheap pressed wood?

You would think he would use nice white pine
or maybe some hardwood, like oak.

Use to be a nice lawn and flowers there.

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

I'm sure their neighbors are quite happy they are gone..
Coffin is a bit weird.

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

Meth freaks not known widely for their woodworking skills Purl.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"I'm sure their neighbors are quite happy they are gone.."

You have no idea. Neighbors would call us at
least twice a week. We make a point to give
our phone number to neighbors so they can call
if there is a problem. We are very mindful of
home owners around our rentals. We do not want
to bring problems into a neighborhood. Doing
so is very disrespectful.

I prompted them to call the police every chance,
call the fire department, code enforcement, even
gave them phone numbers. Anything to get rid of
these people without having to spend three or
four months in court, while they are rent free.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Forgot, up there last picture to your left, you
can see what is left of a once nice backdoor
with a slide up and down window.

Cat door in the bottom.

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

I'm suprised you guys let this go on as long as you did..
Seems the damage to the house and property is significant and more than enough to legally evict them.

Posted by jordanreed on :

quote:
Originally posted by Relentless Despot.:
I'm suprised you guys let this go on as long as you did..
Seems the damage to the house and property is significant and more than enough to legally evict them.

my thoughts, too

Posted by jordanreed on :

quote:
Originally posted by jordanreed:

quote:
Originally posted by Relentless Despot.:
I'm suprised you guys let this go on as long as you did..
Seems the damage to the house and property is significant and more than enough to legally evict them.
my thoughts, too

altho??...
I,ve seen much worse..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I need to post a picture of my big boobs in here
somewhere to annoy a boy.

Once a nice, not perfect, but a nice storage room
about twenty years old, behind the garage.

Not a clue why he tore out part of a wall.

He also tore down part of a short fence which
divides the yard from a garden area. Looks the
steel posts we set in concrete, were too much
for the boy.

Red line, a tub from a washing machine in which
he would burn wood.

This is why they were always evasive about allowing
us into the backyard. We have to ask permission
to enter the property, even the front yard. That
is the law. Exception is an emergency, like a
fire or known flooding from plumbing.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff 1:
that crawl space by the blue board is a little spooky looking....Burrrr shivering me timbers.

-------------------------------------------------
now the coffin? very weird....
RD, ya, thats why the speed freak couldn't keep a job..nice work , huh

Posted by jordanreed on :

we once had to evict a house of crackheads..

when we got inside,one was p!ssing in the kitchen sink..

people were laying around all over the house..

they had to use the kitchen sink cuz the bathtub
and sink were overflowing with feces...

had to hire pros to do the cleaning up..
stench was too bad for us..

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

well for a meth freak it does look like wonderfull craftsmanship.. surely he could get a job building homes with Carter.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Of course, they have no clue we are talking about
them, here on the internet. Again, readers, this
is what will happen to you if you do drugs.

Garden area. Red arrow points to where a lily
pond once existed. We installed that pond for
a couple who elected to be married back there.
This is how beautiful this garden once was;
marriage ceremony quality.

Use to be flowers, spices, lily pond, walking
stones, lots of shade; a warmly inviting area.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"people were laying around all over the house.."

I have some pictures of an event like that!

The tent lady and her druggie kids. Actually
took a picture of the kids passed out in
a bedroom. You will NOT believe what you see.
I will dig up those pictures.

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

I like picture time

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You can see the door he installed in place of our
beautiful split window door. Big door at the bottom
to allow his pit bull inside.

Just to your left of the door, you see the walls
badly stained. Couple days back, there was a
bed mattress there for the dog to sleep on.
It was all eaten up and spread everwhere. The
stains are from the pit bull laying against
the house.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Forgot, I boast of how rough and tough are my
husband and me. We were both too weirded out
to look inside the boy's coffin. No clue what
is inside.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

All that is left of a thirty year old shade tree.

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

Oh come on..
You know of course we are all going to go crazy trying to figure out what it was..
He was a speed freak so I'm sure there is some vampire style art and such..
Perhaps he built it as some sort of pseudo demonic coffe table.. something to impress his friends while showing he was "hardcore"

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

This garage was once wallboarded and painted. Very
nice garage.

Take your own guess why he tore down the wallboard.
You can see leftover stuff from the wallboard.

My guess is those black U.N. helicopters circling
overhead made him so paranoid, he tore out the
walls to remove secret black op listening devices.

Pad in the corner is for his pit bull.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Our habit is to photograph one of our homes
before tenants move in and after tenants
move out so we have proof of condition.

This protects us should tenants try to sue us
or claim they did no damage.

A really twisted story comes about while I am
taking photographs earlier today when we went
over to change out the locks.

Will take me a few minutes to type up.

Meanwhile, go back a few pages and stare
at my D-cup boobs.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Any drug which makes you impotent and paranoid,
has got to be really good sh!t.

Posted by glassman on :

quote:
Originally posted by Relentless Despot.:
well for a meth freak it does look like wonderfull craftsmanship.. surely he could get a job building homes with Carter.

geeez RD that is low...

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

what'd I do?

Posted by glassman on :

building with Carter? i happen to think that's one of the few decent charity programs becasue they usually require people to get involved in rebuilding their own lives instead of just giving stuff away..

Posted by Gordon Bennett on :

Agreed. Carter cares about, and actually works for, change. (Therefore he was not acceptable as our President.)

[Big Grin]

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
building with Carter? I happen to think that's one of the few decent charity programs becasue they usually require people to get involved in rebuilding their own lives instead of just giving stuff away..

Perhaps that's what I meant.
I don't think much of Carter's presidency, but he's done some good since then.

Posted by glassman on :

not many do/did.....

he's a decent man for a Navy Ringknocker..
just didn't do great thing at the white house..
look what he inherited tho? a mess.

Posted by Gordon Bennett on :

Yep, he got a pretty bad rap, overall.

Especially considering the hummers* the idiot Bush continues to receive from so many.

*not the car; the act

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

RD---------> Learning diplomacy, a work in action..LOL

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff 1:
RD---------> Learning diplomacy, a work in action..LOL

me ain't renting me house out now if we move to Hawaii! shutter me timbers, what a mess renters could make of our lives...me heep big pluck pluck chicken now..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

My husband and I are in the backyard, digusted
and shaking our heads. I am taking pictures.

Girl next door, a story into herself, comes to
the pit bull eaten gate and asks if the speed
freak boy can come over and pick up his air
compressor. There is no air compressor.

Before I could walk up and begin cussing her
out, my old man signals with a held up "stop"
hand sign. Drat, I so love cussing at people.
Boy, do I know how to deliver a message.

I have to stay back and remain silent. I respect
my husband's decisions and trust him, completely.

"Yes, he can come over to fetch his compressor."

Sure as mule manure, few minutes later, the boy
shows up. He has a black eye and a swollen lip.
He asks, "Mr. Marrs, may I come into the yard?"

Husband, "Yes, you may."

Speed freak asks the girl next door to leave,
mumbles about a private talk. He does not
want her to know the truth.

I am watching intently, every bit of his body
language as he opens and passes through the gate.
Yes, he is walking with stiffness and a hint
of a limp. I am pleased to know I kicked his
nuts up into his throat. Periodically, he
would cast a wary glance at me, and he keeps
a bit of distance from husband, about four or
five feet.

He begins apologizing, begins slobbering, almost
falls to his knees to beg. He knows we will be
testifying against him. He is gaming us and
thinks he is being successful.

Somehow I manage to keep my mouth shut and
both feet on the ground.

My husband speaks with him. The boy asks if we
sue them, to not sue his wife. Says this is all
his fault. Why sure, he has no money, his wife
has money. Uh huh, no game there. He looks at
me, looks at my camera. He knows we are collecting
evidence. He is now sweating.

On and on he babbles about how he screwed up his
life, lost his wife, made mistakes, then he begins
to stumble for words, "My life is.. is.."

I shout at him, "F-d up. Your life is F-d up."

He agrees, repeats what I say.

My husband gives me a quick, "shut up" glance.

"I planned to bring a trailer in and clean up all
this stuff. Someone told me the neighbors will
call the police if I come here. I would like
to clean up around here but I cannot."

My husband speaks to him, tells him he will give
him three days to trailer all that garbage out.
My old man never says we will not sue.

The boy agrees.

To my surprise, my husband pulls out some money,
peels off a twenty and hands it to the boy who
does not hesitate to take the money. "This is
to pay your dump fees. You have three days to
clean all of this out. If you do not clean up,
I will track you down and, when you least expect
it, I will step out of a shadow. You know what
I will do to you."

My husband, like me, never bluffs.

The boy's eye grow big, he is really sweating,
trickles running down his cheeks, "Yes sir,
Mr. Marrs, I understand." He quickly leaves,
well, best he could cause he is having a hard
time walking with kick crushed balls.

He did glance over his shoulder at me, just
for a moment. I am sure he found out I am the
one who kick his nuts, more than once. Bad
enough my husband blacked his eye, split his
lip and knocked him out cold.

He is gaming us. He is hoping we might drop
charges or be nice in testimony, maybe not
sue him and his wife.

Truth is, we do not want to bother with any of
that. We will testify being required. Sue them?
Would not waste our time.

However, that twenty bucks, if this prompts the
boy to haul away all that garbage you see in
those pictures, this is money well spent.

My husband is a rather smart man who knows
how to game the gamers. Coyote walks with him.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

I would blow a fuse if anybody ever did what I am seeing to my family..

I am a house flipper, only let a renter stay in one once, for a month... They paid me one months rent and gave a song and dance about needing 2 more weeks after the 30 days..We had our moving van there..they got the picture and moved that night..

Repo's priced right are getting very hard to find, the realators and bankers are all in bed with each other...Gotta know the right people now..

U.S Marshall foreclosures are out there, made good deals with 3 of them...Ya, I can be a Barricuda when I need to be..LOL

Bought U.S Marshall foreclosers in--86-90-98

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

This is what my sixty year old amateur boxer
husband will give the boy, if he does not
keep his word. We expect people to keep
their word, without fail.

My husband will keep his word and he will
administer old fashion Oklahoma justice
if the boy proves to have been lying.

Will not be the first time we, as a team,
have administered Oklahoma justice.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

whale, me think people might not understand Californians....flower children? not hardly..LOL

Posted by T e x on :

"To my surprise, my husband pulls out some money,
peels off a twenty . . . "This is
to pay your dump fees. . . ."

Good 'ol Billy Ray--surprised both of y'all, lol.

If appropriate, send him a big ol' high five from a Baja Oklahoma boy...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

For the homophobic boy out there lurking in
dark shadows, you who I drew out because I
knew you were watching, my old man's butt
is not flat! He has the cutest buns as
could be on a man!

Interesting. Almost everyone in the world
has seen Arnold Schwarzenegger's bare butt,
and he is the governor of our state! None
objected to his bare butt, yes?

I suspect you, the lurker, have an agenda
much different than objecting to a bare butt.

If you do not want to see a man's bare butt,
do not look.

http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/billy02.jpg

I also suggest you stop watching television,
stop attending movies and never go to a
coastal beach! These days, butts are everywhere!

Say, is that your kid playing a sex game on
that video game, what is it, stolen cars,
hijacker, something like that.

This hypocrisy displayed by people is laughable.
Yours is a personal vendetta, not a morals issue.
Great morals you have; lying to effect an agenda.

Something our family will not miss out on in
the future, is pictures. My friends here know
pictures of our childhood are scarce, very few,
because we were born to poverty and our farming
family could not afford a camera.

Not now, not today. I am taking pictures almost
every single day so those who follow us will have
something to look at when we are gone. Does not
matter if pictures of trashed rentals, pictures
of my husband, our daughter, me, any of us naked,
does not matter of pictures of our old cars or
pictures of my husband and me doing the nasty.

We are leaving behind visuals for our lineage.
Ours is a desire to leave behind those lessons
we have learned in life. Ours is a desire to
be Choctaw story tellers, stories of truth.

My God, lurker boy, you really, you must unplug
your computer before you see what is out on
the net. Not a pretty picture for you, a most
sought after picture for almost all others;
nudity and sex.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

Wiley,
the poster you refer to has is linked with a notorious group groper, I'm almost certain...my guess is, either a shelved ID or shared ID...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"whale, me think people might not understand
Californians....flower children? not hardly"

Hey! We not Californians! We are Okies imprisoned
in California as punishment for telling so many
tall tales!

Tex, yes, like you, he is a cool and calm man.
Like you, he has his wits about him. Yes, he
surprises me everyday. The boy is unflappable.
When my temper is about to explode, he is busy
running things through his mind to effect the
best outcome of any given situation, with a
dead serious poker face.

He calls me a woman of a thousand faces.

I call him Bart Maverick!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"either a shelved ID or shared ID..."

Boy Howdy, Tex! There are a lot of those here.
I suspect some of those shelved monikers date
back a year or more.

Words, though, you cannot conceal personal
idiomatic behavior, nor conceal a true agenda.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Telling you boys, we should start selling
tickets to this show!

I get to be ring master of this circus, though.

Oh, ooppss, ring mistress.

A mistress I am! A mistress of a wild and
entertaining life.

Think it is about time I return to flaunting
my D-cup boobs, which will sag to my knees
in the next ten years. Flaunt it while you
still have it!

Do not you wish gravity had the same effect
on men? Uh huh, you would love that!

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

bmore is one of momo's....

bmorestocks
Member

Member Rated:
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quote:Originally posted by Batman:
I agree, only the bag-holders complain, but realy, who's fault is it they're holding the bag.

I'm happy with a 10% gain on a stock ster play, or any play, as long as it's locked in.

Batman I love traders like yourself. They take profit when they can and are greatful of it. QTEC may increase more next week, but why take that risk. *********ssss play has a ton of volume so if you get in you will be able to get out with no problem.

I've got an e-mail from Momo_stewarts site and it appears they are going to start doing plays once again. The last unoffical play was LDGIW which lasted for about 2 weeks and increased in value 1,000% over that time. Volume was pretty decent, but there is no volume like *********s volume. Posts: 129 | From: Baltimore, MD | Registered: Apr 2005 | IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
http://www.allstocks.com/stockmessageboard/ubb/ultimatebb.php/ubb/get_topic/f/8/ t/022483/p/1.html

Posted by T e x on :

lol, G...nobody would believe how *little* we correspond...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Today's action here today, alone, has generated
a couple thousand hits on our server. I estimate
somewhere between twenty to twenty-five people
are reading this thread, almost minute-by-minute.

Only about a half-dozen of us are actually visible.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

you caught the part where he/she was accusing somebody of being a 50yrold virgin PMing PG...

the thing is? they do the price fixing stuff so much they assume that everybody is in "cahoots" and plotting to steal from them..

i have been "recruited" several times by people i liked on the boards...

had to leave each "group" cuz they all ended up setting prices... i read the law to say once you start setting prices? you have crossed into conspiracy...

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
bmore is one of momo's....

bmorestocks
Member

Member Rated:
4 Icon 1 posted July 16, 2006 14:50 Profile for bmorestocks Send New Private Message Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote

quote:Originally posted by Batman:
I agree, only the bag-holders complain, but realy, who's fault is it they're holding the bag.

I'm happy with a 10% gain on a stock ster play, or any play, as long as it's locked in.

Batman I love traders like yourself. They take profit when they can and are greatful of it. QTEC may increase more next week, but why take that risk. *********ssss play has a ton of volume so if you get in you will be able to get out with no problem.

I've got an e-mail from Momo_stewarts site and it appears they are going to start doing plays once again. The last unoffical play was LDGIW which lasted for about 2 weeks and increased in value 1,000% over that time. Volume was pretty decent, but there is no volume like *********s volume. Posts: 129 | From: Baltimore, MD | Registered: Apr 2005 | IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
http://www.allstocks.com/stockmessageboard/ubb/ultimatebb.php/ubb/get_topic/f/8/ t/022483/p/1.html

didn't see that--but there ya go...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"how *little* we correspond..."

We "correspond" right here in the open
for all to read, off topic, stocks,
advice, fun, nudity, whatever, we are
brave enough to present ourselves for
all to see and judge.

Almost of you know I have private messages
turned off and you also know it is very rare
I will respond to email.

Lurkers, quite different. They sneak around
and privately gossip, make plans, file secret
cowardly complaints. They are keyboard cowards.

;)

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I am a virgin.

* screams *

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
you caught the part where he/she was accusing somebody of being a 50yrold virgin PMing PG...

the thing is? they do the price fixing stuff so much they assume that everybody is in "cahoots" and plotting to steal from them..

i have been "recruited" several times by people i liked on the boards...

had to leave each "group" cuz they all ended up setting prices... i read the law to say once you start setting prices? you have crossed into conspiracy...

not to mention the "hedge fund"... [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

Momo was advertising for some time that he needed promoters..
No telling how many he lured.
No telling how many are here.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Funny, is not it? People cause problems, people
are hateful, people say Allstocks sucks, people
try to get us to move to a different board.

In the end, though, all of them come here to
read articles, to find stock tips, to discover
trading tricks.

We, here at Allstocks, earn more money for readers
than any stock board on the net. This is where
people come for good reliable information, hate
us or love us.

Skinny dipping time. Yes, lurkers, my husband,
our daughter and me are about to get naked
together, frolic in our pool and sip champagne.

Chew on that!

I will turn on the pool cam so you can watch!
A little bit of something for everyone! Naked
old man, naked old woman, naked young woman!
Better than anything you will find on the net!

One-hundred degrees and one-hundred percent humidity.

Whew... welcome to Oklahoma.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"how *little* we correspond..."

We "correspond" right here in the open
for all to read, off topic, stocks,
advice, fun, nudity, whatever, we are
brave enough to present ourselves for
all to see and judge.

Almost of you know I have private messages
turned off and you also know it is very rare
I will respond to email.

Lurkers, quite different. They sneak around
and privately gossip, make plans, file secret
cowardly complaints. They are keyboard cowards.

Taha

lol...notice Glass re-posts info, of which I was unaware--yet, we arrive at similar conclusions, out in "the open."

otoh? PMs serve a valid purpose, as does opting out of PMs...

basically, different strokes...

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
We, here at Allstocks, earn more money for readers
than any stock board on the net. This is where
people come for good reliable information, hate
us or love us.

yup...

funny--"I joined here, but I still want my AS membership."

"I look at [whatever] but AS still the best place to get real info."

etc etc...

Posted by 66inxs on :

i am close to oklahoma and it was 99 here so it probably topped 100 in okc area today. already did the pool thing though. i thought the internet was all about the free exchange of ideas so keep on posting whatever. lots of interesting stuff in this thread. and let's make money here tomorrow, too !!

Posted by MagicK on :

All's I know is I'd bet my portfolio and borrow on margin that she/it whatever, clicked on that click button...LOL

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by MagicK:
All's I know is I'd bet my portfolio and borrow on margin that she/it whatever, clicked on that click button...LOL

???????

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

lol

Posted by glassman on :

it's gone Tex....

picture showed PG checking Billy Ray for ticks...

good news? she only found one big one [Wink]

Posted by T e x on :

eeew...glad I missed that, lol

but really, that *is* good news... "only one"

blood flow into a big ol' tick can affect a fella's powers of reasoning...

have seen 'em gang up on a *****es and sires alike, down here--even in the best kennels, best practices, top bloodlines, whatever--and it's all you can do to save the pups...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Heh, heh.. I may provide that picture again,
just for you Tex. Truthfully, that picture is
really cute! You can see a big grin in my eyes!

Purpose was to draw out some lurkers to learn
what they have to say. A little homophobia
really gets to men, makes them blurt.

"PMs serve a valid purpose, as does opting out of PMs..."

Yeah, and circulating those nekkid pictures of
me you boys find, those lurkers do not know about.

66inxs comments about an interesting thread.

* grins *

What would you boys do without a crazy naked
"squaw" around to entertain you?

I will never forget a comment by a boy, about
my displaying nude pictures of myself yet able
to read corporate reports, between the lines.

His comment is so funny! I mean so stereotyping
yet such a paradox. Very funny!

Ok, let's get back to talking about me, me, ME!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I comment,

"Yeah, and circulating those nekkid pictures of
me you boys find, those lurkers do not know about."

Yeah, but you boys have not looked at my main business...

...not yet.

(You are seeing no more than you see at many beaches)

Have I shown you pictures of my banana trick?

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

whale, to the rescue! Tex 'been having a bdgee landing lately...LOL, all in fun! you knew I would harrass a new Capt...Kinda like to see what a new Capt. is made of....

New Capt.? Tex' doing just fine in my book.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Just fought with my wild hair for a half hour
to tie it back. Damn hot humid night.

Sometimes I am tempted to create a new email
address on our email server, then sign up for
a new account here at Allstocks using an obvious
male moniker. I curious if you boys could handle
me as boy, a character role I can play well.

Daddy War Bucks
Flesh Gordon
The Mayor
Rockerfeller
Mongo

Maybe I am already here as a man?

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

whales, are always a thinking....Well they have to, thousands of miles open Sea with no known food source while at open Ocean...Feed in Hawaii? very little, they feed almost entirely in Alaska..

Humpback whale

Hawaii------------->Alaska
Alaska ------------>Hawaii

" maybe I'm here already as a man" Chuckle

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Good morning, my children!

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

morn'n whale.....Hey is that Ka-shu-ba rocket launchers in yer hair?

Posted by 66inxs on :

good morning pg and everyone else too. hoping to have an interesting day on allstocks and also in the real world. 101 here today !

Posted by BooDog on :

nice landing discovery!

Posted by MagicK on :

quote:
Originally posted by BooDog:
nice landing discovery!

Perfect, sonic boom hit my house, three quick succession shudders.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"an interesting day on allstocks"

Always!

Markets are open! Time to knock off the play
and to get to work!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

pg always makes the work day fun, too !!!
btw, FHAL is kicking butt today +21%.

Posted by 66inxs on :

neat pic ! that should bring the old boys out of the woodwork this morning ! hope that guys son still is'nt looking for ticks !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Some comedy from I-Hub,

BEGIN

An Interesting Observation:

Greetings To All:

The Munchkin Man has just made a very interesting observation.

A certain well-known basher of NDOL, who posts on a certain well-known stock board site, has not written a post bashing NDOL since the date of July 07, 2006.

That's over a week!

Maybe the Munchkin Man is only fantasizing, but the Munchkin Man can't help but wonder if all those trips he took to the post office finally did some good.

END

Ha! Ha! What an idiot.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

i think that the munchkin man likes fantasizing. NDOL is in the .2xxx just as predicted.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

This is a problem when people turn you into
the SEC for unlawful bashing, then what you
write is proven true!

Seems a credibility issue, yes?

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

(one credential is upon the top of another)

Speaking of credibility, some write I am not
a teacher, I am faking it.

Ha! Ha!

George Deukmejian had just become governor when
I received these renewal credentials.

How about that boys! A girl credentialed to
teach Industrial Arts; wood shop, metal shop,
drafting....

I have eight subject credentials in total,
along with junior college and university level.

* sticks out her tongue *

Rather enjoyable to make fools of these men,
and they are always men, who come around making
wild insulting claims about others they do
like for telling the truth about their favorite
pump and dump stock.

However, I more enjoy receiving educational
discounts on software and such. Rather have
the money than to have the fools.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

OH MY GOD, our teacher is naked!

"Can we go swimming with your mom?"

Heh, heh, heh...

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

- Van Halen

Do not you just love me, E440?

* screams in delight *

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Just do not accuse me of getting my kids drunk!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

most of us here know you are for real. the other will also find out in time. van halen rocks ! eruption is a masterpeice. market seems really weak today lots of red. somehow XKEM managed a 10% gain with 63M traded - still a scam. some of these people will never believe that we're trying to help them save money.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"most of us here know you are for real."

I am not real. I am surreal! VERY SURREAL!

A lot of this is many cannot accept other people
lead lives radically different from their own.

I am not so sure this is a gender issue. I have
noticed both men and women often impose thier
life experiences upon others; they assume all
lead lives similar to their own and all think
similar to the way they think.

However, should you display thinking not like
their own, nothing but trouble!

Taha

Posted by repsag on :

Now I am starting to understand [Smile]

Posted by 66inxs on :

oops my bad. most of know you are surreal !

you've got to make your own kind of music
sing your own kind of song
make you're own kind of music
even if nobody else goes along...
cass elliot

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Nothing to brag about but I do a lot better
than that illiterate idiot George Bush!

"Deans List" [Wink]

Usually made the list, but not always.

Summer quarter, yes, I attended summer school
which is very rare but I am impatient. Summer,
I goofed off instead of doing my homework and
studying; too much skinny dipping and champagne.

I never did that again. Those summer grades are
a source of shame for me; I have dishonored
my family and my ancetors.

Macro-economics was simply a really tough course.
Busted my big butt for that class, still could
not quite cut the mustard.

You see? I am not perfect! (but better than Bush)

Trivia, German Film & Literature was a course
about women in German films and literature,
but emphasis on German women in films during
the rise of Hitler and the Nazi. Learned a lot
about Marlene Dietrich and German actresses who
were forced to make propaganda films, forced
through threat of death.

Her course focused on women in film, circa 1930 - 1940.

Instructor is a handsome, tall blond German woman
who lives here in town, and is bisexual and a
feminist activist. We became good friends which
led to her becoming a close personal friend of
my husband and me.

[Wink]

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

trimesters....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Now I am starting to understand"

Ha! Ha! For that remark I will throw fatal
confusion at you!

Yes, lurkers, these are the types of certificates,
credentials, grades, degrees and such, which I
purchased on the internet just as you claim!

I bought lots and lots more! Want to see those?

A few bucks, you can be a PhD like me!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Quite the commentary I have to black out so
much information to prevent people on the
net from finding us and harming us.

This is not a good reflection on our society
nor our world at large.

Incidently, through out my over a decade
college career, I always worked full time,
sometimes part time, almost always at night.

Had a daughter to raise and a husband to train
as well!

What is your excuse for not becoming educated?

Ok, time to return to posting nekkid pictures
of my now gravity sagging D-cup boobs!

You boys should have seen my boobs when
I was young and a college student! Perky!

Might have some pictures around somewhere....

;)

Taha

Posted by repsag on :

You know what Purl Gurl, I had you all wrong!!!
I just didn't understand your sense of humor.

And if by a "lurker" you mean I was reading the thread, then I am guilty as charged. The thread topic is what caught my attention. I haven't looked at the non-stock topics before, I don't have alot of time usually, but the lil ones decided to give me a break and nap at the same time.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"I just didn't understand your sense of humor."

I do not have a sense of humor. In fact, I have
no sense at all.

Taha

Posted by repsag on :

Now that was funny [Smile]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A lurker exclaims,

"MY GOD! The woman is suffering a menopausal
mid-life crisis, much as a man! She actually
believes she is still a hot babe!"

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Step back, boys, my biological clock is about
to explode, with vigor!

* screams *

Finally, I can have my tubes untied, after these
years of suffering uncomfortable knots because
men refuse to be clipped!

Now I can be really wild! Make videos even.

"Old Girls Gone Wild"

Taha

Posted by repsag on :

Did you mention something about nekkid pictures?
LOL

Posted by glassman on :

not clipped? good for you Billy Ray... [Razz]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"not clipped? good for you Billy Ray..."

* holds up her sharp scissors *

SNIP! SNIP!

Back off, Buster, or I will personally
snip you, generously!

Reminds me of a true story.

Poor kid, he is born with no eyelids. This
is sad to grow up so wide eyed. His parents
consult with their pediatrician, who suggests
a circumcision then using the excess skin to
create eyelids for the unfortunate baby boy.

This operation is peformed and is successful.

Weeks later, baby boy is healed and just fine.
Mom comments on their beautiful baby boy, "He
is so handsome, thank goodness for our good
doctor." Dad is admiring their boy, "Yeah,
the Doc did a good job, except, well, our
son is a little bit cock eyed."

Taha

Posted by repsag on :

Again.....funny!!!!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Did you mention something about nekkid pictures?"

Posted by glassman on :

purl, purl, purl, [Roll Eyes]

Posted by repsag on :

LOL

Posted by repsag on :

those are colored contacts!!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"purl, purl, purl,"

What? You do not like wall eyed women?

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

http://www.ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=NDOL&read=15920

;)

Posted by glassman on :

illegal and libelous bashing huh?
looks like munchie has been eating those

big giant mushrooms again...

it snot de I's [Wink]

Posted by repsag on :

I have only one question about the raging bull post....when have you talked about your ass???

Posted by repsag on :

I can't believe I missed the part about your ass!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I have a prize winning ass.

Posted by glassman on :

what a cute little ass

Posted by repsag on :

A blue ribbon ass at that, congradulations!!9p

Posted by 66inxs on :

i am happy that minchkin man found the home he deserves on r-b. he must be angry because his precious NDOL lost another 5.17%. personally, i hope that he did something positive to earn himself some money today. maybe there is a reason that he sees eyerything a little "cock eyed" that he should look into.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Cock eyed!

That annoying little smurf puts out a stock
news letter. He promoted NDOL at .55 to .65
for his devoted readers.

Doubtful many are still devotees.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

mushbrainman,does have some entertainment value...

Sorta like a Roman Citizen watching folks devoured by Lions..

For Kerimane sakes the little fella has already admitted he has handlers to keep track of him, for his many mental disorders...

Posted by MagicK on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"Did you mention something about nekkid pictures?"

Like I said, Art.

The one of you and hubby embracing could be on a cover of a romance novel.

Ya know, bet you could write a great one Purl.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

whales is playful, me seen whales many times playing at Sea...

Even seen Killer whales playing with 500lb Sea Lions-------------> before they ate um..

Did ya know Orca's attack sharks? Flipper does to..

Marlin bill's have been found broken off in Tigar and Great White Sharks..

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Now that we have come to the end of our 'Rainbow..

Commodores....

Friends and Fo's...Life is what it's all about.
Live it full throttle......

Posted by 66inxs on :

right dusty

live it full throttle.. unfettered by the inconveniences of conformity to the "norm"

(and not the "norm" on "Cheers" either !)

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Eat life, or life will eat you....

American Indian Siox' 6'2" 230lbs worked as a crew for me.
Black hair down to his a$$..Never worried about a thing on the back deck, when he was fishing with me.....Bad weather? He would bow to it..Then straighten up let out a cry and strike the sky with both fists..

Posted by 66inxs on :

you're lucky you're in oregon. its over 100 here with medium humidity. its so hot i'm going to take off my skin and sit around in my bones. FHAL is still kicking butt +58% today

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Remember my tirade about Level II problems with
E*Turd Pro software?

Initially, Etrade writes this is a problem with
my system, I need to change settings in my browser,
change preferences in my XP system, need to do
this, need to do that, nothing related at all.

I write a second time. Yes, there is small group
of customers effected. Change your browser settings,
delete your cache, blah, blah, blah....

My third letter is flat out rude, not a problem
on my end. Problem is YOUR software. Get a
brain, that type of stuff.

See my next post.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Dear Ms. Schilitubi,

Thank you for your email regarding the ongoing issues with the Level 2 window in Power E*trade Pro. I apologize for the hassle you've experienced with this. I just received word back from a product manager that the update for this error is coming very soon. Unfortunately there is not an ETA for resolution for Pro 3.0. This will be available soon but the enhancements to the feature are being delayed by our development team due to extended testing procedures that must be performed in order for Pro 3.0 to not only operate efficiently but more important, consistently. You are correct, this problem is on our side and we will have it fixed. I, personally, brought the issue to development's attention, tracked servers, account numbers and User ID's and after forwarding over these details they were able to locate the problem and generate a solution. That is the stage we are at currently.

We cannot provide the port number for Level II data simply because we do not have access to it. We can only provide ports for launching the program through a third party/corporate firewall or security setting. But, obviously, the issue is not with launching the program the issue is with the reported bug with the Level 2 window. Again, I have been personally dealing with this problem have been corresponding with our development team directly. I can assure you the information you have been provided recently is legitimate and while I understand that it has not achieved resolution please rest assure that this will be fixed in a timely manner.

In the mean time, please roll back to the earlier version of Pro (2.8.4). This troubleshooting step has been tested with other accounts and has worked correctly. Please visit www.etrade.com -> Log In -> Trading and Portfolios -> Power E*Trade -> Get The Details (Under the Pro Launch button) -> On the next page follow the right-hand column to the bottom and launch Pro 2.8.4.

Also, I would like to stress that this information is not exclusive to Pro. Level 2 Data is available in Power E*Trade Market Trader (which can be run simultaneously with Pro) as well. I realize it may not be the usual method of obtaining this information but it is a means to an end until resolution is met. I want thank you for your continued patience and we are working diligently to rectify the problem.

(snipped remaining masculine excuse making)

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Men! F-n Men! Deny, deny, deny, then finally
confess while making excuses!

I am thinking to send him a picture of my big
fat butt with "Kiss This" written across my
butt cheeks with red lipstick.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"I just received word back from a product manager
that the update for this error is coming very soon."

Translation of masculine double speak,

"We are stupid stringless yo-yos without a clue
and we did not know we F-d up until you told us."

Men!

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

"workaround" this [Big Grin]

Posted by 66inxs on :

how about a picture with "click here" button on it like yesterday ?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Take my jeans off and you will have the concept.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Workaround this! Ha! Ha!

"how about a picture with "click here" button
on it like yesterday"

Watch it! Your word click sounds very close
to another word!

Is yours a dare?

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

message delivered loud and clear !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by 66inxs on :

i know you too well to dare you ! suggestion only !

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

Take my jeans off and you will have the concept.

Taha

Hell, I double dog dare you!

Posted by 66inxs on :

yea, me too. its only etrade, go for it!!!

Posted by glassman on :

oh-my-god....

don't do it PG...

Posted by 66inxs on :

glassman - neat signature !

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

is there a stock symbol in there?

Posted by T e x on :

Up?

you hitting them Martian Hamookis, again?

[Roll Eyes]

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

almost heaven West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains Shanenadoe'a's river life is old there older than the tree's younger than the Mountains growing like a [Breeze?] country roads.........

fire and rain.......

Posted by jordanreed on :

hey purl..

how do you know that response is from a man..

sounds like a womans to me...

or an effeminate man...

[Cool]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Timothy McQueen"

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

WARNING

FULL FRONTAL NUDITY FOLLOWS

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by 66inxs on :

don't go ape s**t on us !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by Up on :

Hey, that looks like my wife!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

That is your wife, you fool!

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

Mag helped ya

didn' he?

Posted by 66inxs on :

too funny ! now get that costume before you suffocate from the heat ! quit monkeying around already !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

No doubt E440 and the Smurf will report me
to the FBI for bestiality.

Hmm, maybe both my husband and me; we take turns.

Taha

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
That is your wife, you fool!

Taha

Ain't she a beauty?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Tell me, boys, have you ever seen the world
through the nostrils of a gorilla?

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

if that's billy ray don't tell anybody !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

He has a cute butt, yes?

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Tell me, boys, have you ever seen the world
through the nostrils of a gorilla?

Taha

------------------------------------------------
no, but i bet the smurf is a waaaaaing away...
poor little feller has a whale sitting on him..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

http://www.ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=NDOL&read=15934

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
No doubt E440 and the Smurf will report me
to the FBI for bestiality.

Hmm, maybe both my husband and me; we take turns.

Taha

"furries"

I believe ...

Posted by 66inxs on :

beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...

Posted by MagicK on :

I'm shocked and outraged!!!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"furries"

Had to do a little copy and paste for
my full frontal nudity photographs.

Cut a slot in an appropriate place then
hand stitched in black lamb's wool. Nice
soft animal effect.

You boys are not ready to see my main business.

Do you think I need to Nair my breasts?
May a hot wax peel would work better.

Bestiality Betty

Posted by 66inxs on :

re: the munchkin man:

they're coming to take me away - ha, ha
hee,hee,ho,ho, and they're coming to take me away, oh no !! napoleon XIV

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

WHO'S YOUR MOMMA!

Old Indian Lady

Posted by glassman on :

quote:
Originally posted by MagicK:
I'm shocked and outraged!!!

whats the matter?
she wearing too much fur for ya?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I am very VERY furry.

Harriet

Posted by glassman on :

oh no, i am beginning to worry that munchie might jump under a flying house...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Are you suggesting my butt is the size of a house?

You lie! My butt is the size of a barn.

At a beach, when I wear my bikini, the boys
begin singing, "Let it all hang out" by
the Hombres.

Don't stop now, baby, let it all hang out

Let it all hang out
Let it all hang out
Let it all hang out

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
That is your wife, you fool!

Taha

hooooo boy...

that brings up memories...

third or fourth construction job; guys telling lies about their pretty girlfriends...I take my teen-age turn, tell my story. Too green to realize my innocent but true story is bait...

Older guy: You got any nekkid pichers of your girlfriend?

Me: *indignant* NO, what's your deal.... ?!?!?!?!

He: Just wondering if you wanna buy some?

* HA HA -- got him: I did *have* pichers *

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by MagicK on :

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:

quote:
Originally posted by MagicK:
I'm shocked and outraged!!!
whats the matter?
she wearing too much fur for ya?

No, the click button didn't work!!!

Posted by 66inxs on :

WARNING : clicking that button could be hazardous to your health ! pg could make that the hyperlink to hell !

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

not a good look...

Posted by MagicK on :

quote:
Originally posted by 66inxs:
WARNING : clicking that button could be hazardous to your health ! pg could make that the hyperlink to hell !

Mental note: Don't click the button.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"not a good look...."

But you do look, even rubber neck!

You should see the flip side. Looks like
short-shorts stuffed with too much steel wool.

Let it all hang out!

Fatima

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ok, ok, I give up. I will allow you boys to
see me fully nude. What the heck. You have
been very nice to me, have allowed me to have
my own little corner of Allstocks all to myself.

I do appreciate this.

You must have a Java enabled browser, such as
MSIE. Turn on Java before visiting; this is
a slide show of my fully nude pictures.

Turn on your Java before looking at my photos,

http://www.purlgurl.net/kiranude.html

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

pg got the last laugh cuz she mooned all of us !
oh, the humanity !

Posted by T e x on :

ooooweee....

that one on the bicycle is sure to get us raided...

Posted by 66inxs on :

here we come again
catch us if you can... dc 5

great sense of humor ! LMAO !

Posted by MagicK on :

I said I wouldn't click the button but I clicked the button and then the button I clicked it...just.
I did click the button, I shouldn't of clicked it just...shoulda left it alone, not clicked the...

Posted by 66inxs on :

i think she's made believers out of a lot of people here tonight ! always one step behind !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I understand you boys like tall buxom blonds.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by MagicK on :

That's a really short dude.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Got ladder?

Taha

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

Geez, that kinda reminds me of the old joke about the guy that married a midget so he could set his beer on her head while she was.....well, you know the rest.

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
I understand you boys like tall buxom blonds.

B!

you promised!!!

can't believe you posted that...

Posted by Hannibull on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

DEAR GOD WHY!!!!!!!! lol

Posted by bdgee on :

Since you asked, why not?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You boys would be like a flea on an elephant,
a right pretty elephant at that.

Taha

Posted by Hannibull on :

quote:
Originally posted by bdgee:
Since you asked, why not?

...bad shoes?

Posted by bdgee on :

Conger up a damned determined flea, Lady Purl, just like you did that elephant.

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

Don't forget to bring your teeth this time Bdgee.

Posted by bdgee on :

Relentless Despot,

Enough of that crap!

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

OK ok.. I'm sorry..

Posted by T e x on :

Purl has no shame...

we first met those gurls in New Mexico, Clayton, as I remember

why I *ever* wore that dress--I swear, fellas...I was "under the influence"

Posted by MagicK on :

Ok, I'll take the one on the right then.

Posted by bdgee on :

The one what, Magick?

Posted by MagicK on :

Girl, the girl on the right, that is a girl isn't it?

Posted by bdgee on :

Oh, you meant the whole girl. I didn't know from context. Think you can handle that?

......snicker.....

Posted by MagicK on :

Oh you thought I meant one of her...man...

Posted by T e x on :

wiley does amazing makeup...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Flesh tone bowling balls are very challenging.
You look good, though, Tex.

We have a girlfriend with a physique like hers,
but our girlfriend is only six feet tall. Never
married, no kids, about forty, pretty, owns her
own home. Swedish blond who likes nude hot
tubbing and wine.

Well educated teacher, never wears a bra.

Any bids on her telephone number?

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

Wasn't tht one of my exes. Purl?

Posted by MagicK on :

Hell, I'm 40, single, 6' what's your startin offer?

Posted by T e x on :

"Any bids on her telephone number?"

ya--lost it in the hot tub... [Frown]

Posted by bdgee on :

Nope, don't want it....and ya better not give her mine.

Man, could that broad nag.......

Posted by MagicK on :

Nag? Oh wait a minute, uhhhh did I say I was single? I meant single in the sense that we are all born into this world alone and uhh...gotta go bye.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"ya--lost it in the hot tub..."

Oh, so I did. No problem, we get together
with her twice a month. No, wait, I believe
I know her number by heart! She is one of
our favorite friends.

She is like two rounded smooth ice bergs
floating in a hot tub. My husband likes
to play "Sink the Titanic" with her.

Say, I tell you boys about our gym teacher
friend from the university? She is nice,
very strong, keeps her hair cut short
like a man. I usually spend four to six
days a Winter helping her teach students
how to snow ski.

Think I have some pictures... somewhere.

About forty as well, slim, muscular, a
university instructor, likes intense
bicycling riding and snow skiing. Never
married, no kids...

Hmm.. just like Sherie and Monique,
never married, no kids...

Any bids on my list of phone numbers?

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You will note on my grade report card, she
gave me an A or an A plus, cannot remember.
Always took her classes! She enjoys engaging
in extracurricular activities with students.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Up periscope----------------> Stacked Blonde!

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Shiver me Timbers, me getting a bigger boat...

Posted by repsag on :

[Smile]

Posted by 66inxs on :

c'mon peeps. time to get going today. yes dusty FHAL is downticking but gapping this am so be careful with it. lets get the party started !

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

66, not in FHAL sold days ago..this is not a stock pump thread..

Posted by 66inxs on :

dusty i agree with you. am not pumping. this is on my radar you asked and i responded. now - back to the off topic stuff ! glty and lets make some $$$ today.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/art01.jpg

Posted by Up on :

Purl, any chance of you turning on your p/m function for a minute? I've got something I'd like to share with you and no, it's not what you're thinking. It's an opportunity.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
Originally posted by 66inxs:
c'mon peeps. time to get going today. yes dusty FHAL is downticking but gapping this am so be careful with it. lets get the party started !

------------------------------------------------
One heck of a heads up...
Forget my comment!..Ka----Boom it did go!

thinking back i have done the same...
this is how i posted it.
sidebar: name the stock, and thats it..
still you may of put some money in peoples pocket...

I just think sidebar:[symbol]--- may fly as a rule beaker..But no commenting on the stock.

[ July 18, 2006, 18:14: Message edited by: Dustoff 1 ]

Posted by 66inxs on :

no harm done, dusty. i hope you and others did make some money. i was doing dd and didn't have a lot of time so i posted it here cuz people that have helped me were posting on this thread. next time i will do it right and open a thread in the correct place. off topic here from now on. hope you got in on this run too !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Yeah, watch it, Bubba! Do not post off topic in
an off topic thread! How dare you!

This is my personal ego masturbation thread and
my mid-life menopausal thread! My thread! This
is all about me, me, ME!

Harumph!

Well, except maybe for Amazon Blondes, rentals,
naked gorillas, man bashing, lesbians, teachers,
hot tubs, naked women, farm life, Choctaw Indians
and whatever other hundred or so topics.

Oh yeah, a man's bare butt.

Yeah, stay on topic!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Up writes,

"It's an opportunity."

First, how much money is in this for me?

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Raise your hand if you want me to remove
the artistic effects from my photograph.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

i have seen the error of my ways. from now on, i will dedicate all of my posts in this thread to your ego. j/k of course !

btw, did that guy that billy ray gave twenty dollars to ever make that right ?

hand raised !

Posted by MagicK on :

I do like the bronze effect but I did wonder, so I'll raise my hand.

Posted by MagicK on :

How do you post a pic here that's on your 'puter?

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

me per-ee-scope is all foggy because of the Amazon Blonde! tHaT's WhY mE go=BoNkErS and Me is nOt pErFeCt tOdAy...

iT'S THe CrAzY WhAleS Fault! she did it. shiver me shuddering timbers..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"btw, did that guy that billy ray gave twenty dollars
to ever make that right ?"

This will teach Billyray to allow me to go over
there all on my own! He knows better! Maybe he
planned this so I would get rid of the meth freak.

Yet another twist and turn. This time, my ornery
side is in control, as taught by Okies and Choctaw
who do not cotton two face liars.

Recall my husband gave him twenty bucks to
pay dump fees. Previously we advised him to
not be there at night, to get rid of the dogs
and to get the F-word out of our house.

I go over right after market close, today, to
change out door locks and secure windows. No
big project, just remove the old locks and pop
in new locks, make sure windows are locked or
nailed shut. I also wanted to inventory what
cleaning goods I will need to clean the kitchen,
bath, walls, whatever, before painting and carpet.

I arrive. His crap Lincoln is in the driveway.
Screen door has a new inside lock hook. I cannot
open the screen door to key myself into the house.
Around to the pit bull eaten gates, big pad lock
on the gates and the pit bull is standing there
looking at me, growling.

So, back out to the La Bomba truck to fetch a
big framing claw hammer to pry the screen door
open. I am already pissed off.

Back up to the front door, suddenly he opens the
door then sees me standing there with a claw
hammer in my hand. I a little concerned but not
about to back off or show fear; he would take
advantage of this.

Waving my hammer around in his face, "What the
F-word are you doing? You are suppose to be
cleaning up your trash." I can tell he just
woke up by his hair, sleepy eyes, usual signs.
This is about one thirty or two this afternoon.

The ass is back living in our house.

He backs up and I flash aggressive body language
coming in. He tells me has been working hard and
most of the trash is gone. He asks, "Would you
mind if I take a shower?"

Now I think like my husband; how to make the best
of these circumstances, "Yeah, go ahead, but make
it quick. I have work to do."

He goes into the bathroom, locks the door.

Ah Ha! Not typical Billyray thinking. I hurry
outside and grab a garden hose, which I had
unloaded upon arrival to start watering lawns.
I shove the business end through the driver's
window, down near the floorboard, then walk over
and turn on the water, full blast. I run about
a half-inch into his floorboards, hose down his
driver's seat, then pull out the hose. Turn the
water off, hook a move around rainbird, set it
up so the car will be sprayed on the swings to
look as if the sprinkler sprayed water into
his car.

I am busy working on changing out the front door
lock, and staying close to running room. Darn,
forgot my reading glasses and cannot see those
F-n tiny holes those tiny little flat bars fit
into when you slide the locks in. Now I am mad,
all sweaty, my armpits stink, I am stressed plus
I am having a hot humid bad hair day. My hair
keeps crawling onto my face, into my mouth.

After a long time, he comes out of the shower
all fresh, cool and clean. Before he can say
a word, "Now, get out there, take that padlock
off the gate, do not ever put it back on there,
then get rid of those dogs, do it now."

He cops an attitude, begins cussing and stuff.

I lay my hammer over my shoulder like a pick axe,
"Alright, a$$hole, get your F-n dogs, unlock the
F-n gate, get in your F-n car and get the F-word
out of here."

He is all pissed off. Walks out in a huff, goes
to his car and opens his trunk. I yell at him,
"Get your F-n dogs, get that F-n lock off our
gate and get the F-word out of here."

He backtalks, cusses, says he is. SOB pulls out
an overnight case, a woman's overnight case,
a man's shaving kit bag, starts rummaging around
for the key to gate. He is cussing at me.

He does not see but I see our next door neighbor,
a nice woman, is at her window holding up a phone.
I know she has called the police. This takes
away some of my fear, which I do not allow to
show for a second.

He walks by me cussing, yells, "What are you
going to do with that hammer, hit me?" With
calm and cool, "Yes, I am entertaining a notion
of bashing your brains in. You assaulted my
husband, you are a felon out on parole, I am
alone here, yeah, I could bash your brains
in and get away with it."

He unlocks the gate, fetches his dogs, opens
a passenger door, orders the dogs in, then walks
around to his driver's door. He gets in and
sits. Heh, heh, heh... oh, if you could hear
the cuss words from his mouth! You probably did
if you live within two states of California.

He explodes when he discovers all the water
in his car! I love it. He burns rubber backing
out, is still screaming cuss words, burns rubber
leaving down the street, burns rubber at the
nearby corner, still screaming cuss words.

I would have set his car on fire but then
he would not be able to leave, besides that
would make a mess in our driveway. Thought
about it, though.

He leaves, neighbor lady comes over, police
arrive about ten minutes too late as usual.
Long talk with the police, who are very nice.
Police say they will do all they can to pick
him up on a warrant, parole violation, whatever
they can come up with.

I borrow reading glasses from our neighbor
lady who watches my back for me. Finish out
the front door. Back door is so F-d up, such
a big gap, the bolt for the lock cannot reach
the door frame. This is the door he put in
with the big dog door. This one, I nail shut,
then nail plywood over the dog door. Does not
matter, we have to replace the door.

Out to the garage to put a lock on the roll up
door, which is open. I cannot get it to come
down. Stupid me and this is when I need my hubby
and his skills. Inside, I jerk and pull then
finally hang my full body weight on the door.
Down it comes very fast, lose my balance, fall
on my butt on a filthy floor. The garage door,
a double wide, slams shut. I work at opening
the door but I am not strong enough to lift it.
I look, wheels are out of the track on one side
and the cables connected to the assist wind-up
spring are disconnected. Well, F-word. I found
a piece of wood and pried things around to get
the wheels back in the track. However, I can
only lift the door about a foot and nothing
to jam the opening. Eventually, I run out of
strength and cannot open the door. I am stuck
inside the garage. More F-words. Finally, I
open a small window in one wall of the garage,
just barely big enough to force my big butt
through. Crash, a graceful landing on my big
fat butt outside the window.

I think, "I should have set his car on fire
then pulled a Psycho on him while he was in
the shower, but hammer instead of a knive."

Oh, your question. Yes, the a$$hole actually
cleaned out a lot of trash. Only about one,
maybe two truck loads left. The worst of it
is now gone, with worst of the trash being him.

My husband is not home yet. Kinda suspect I am
in a lot of trouble when he asks and I tell.

All-in-all, an entertaining afternoon. I came
home early, enough stress for today.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Please do not tell my husband about the two
car loads of his druggie friends who showed
up at the house, and how I ran them off.

This will only get me into trouble.

I love my framing claw hammer. Sure glad I
remembered to bring my hammer with me.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Told you I am surreal!

I know, I know, there are times you find my
stories hard to believe. But then, you do not
know Okies nor know Texans like our friend, Tex.

We are ornery, we are fiercely honest, fiercely
proud and do not hesitate to serve just deserves,
and that is "deserves" not "desserts."

Truth is, during my childhood, the meth freak
would have been killed a long time back, with
not a question asked; "He needed killin'"

These stories I relate, although spiced up
with emotional words, are true stories;
these "things" are real events.

Glassman will tell you I attract trouble
like mule manure attracts flies.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

that guy is crazy to keep coming back like that. next time call the police and wait for tjem to arrive before he knows you're there. at least, maybe he'll get to go to jail for a few hours. its hard to keep your cool with an a$$ like that.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Are you saying it was only fresh water you put in the car? LOL

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Are you saying it was only fresh water you put in the car?"

I did not need to pee at the time, otherwise
I would have dropped my jeans and did a mare
number right through his window.

Later, after landing on my butt climbing out
that garage window, I noticed big piles of
dog sh!t around me. Missed my chance; dog crap
and water mix very well.

I am sure this is the end of this story, other
than rants about clean up and repair. Our
police said they would assign extra patrol
for five days to be sure there are no more
problems. I doubt there will be more problems.

The police know of him and his record. They
have been over there to the rental a dozen
or more times. I am sure they are pissed off.

I also signed a "trepass order" suggested by
the police. This authorizes them to arrest
the boy if they catch him, even one foot
on our property. All our neighbors are on
the look out and will call the police.

There is justice in this. No real need for
my husband, nor our rental neighbors nor me
to effect justice. This is a man who will lead
a very miserable life, as a strung out meth
freak. Imagine, boys, what life would be like,
no money, no job, felony record and strung out
on highly addictive methamphetamine. Will not
be long he will be placed back in prison or
will be dead. Justice is he is leading an
extremely miserable life.

Thank God none of us ended up like him.

You boys are to count your blessing as we do.

Have a nice single woman tenant lined up, already.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Previously, I have written I never bluff.

I must confess to exemplify my honesty.

I was bluffing with my hammer. Truth is,
I was scared sh!tless. I mean really afraid.

However, in a situation like that, you cannot
afford to show fear. This is what my husband
taught me when he introduced me to amateur
boxing, which I think was an excuse to knock
me around without getting into trouble. ;)

While confronted, to again remind readers of
my cold calculating side, I thought if I injure
him, chances are good we will be responsible
for his medical bills. I thought, "If I hit
him, I have to kill him." Killing a person
is a lot less expensive than injuring a person.

Inside or out of sight, my word against a
dead drugged out felon on parole. Very good
defense case there; self-defense.

I was afraid, though, very afraid.

Did not stop me from being ornery!

Sometimes I beg for trouble, and get it!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Incidently, two things. His coffin is gone. We
will never know what is inside. The other is
he has nipple rings. A thought ran through my
mind how fun to rip those out using my trusty
claw hammer, yes, a lot of fun.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You boys ready for another rental story or
would you rather see nekked pictures of me?

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Rabid dogs still pack a hell of a bite..
I know you won't let your gaurd down Whale..

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
You boys ready for another rental story or
would you rather see nekked pictures of me?

-------------------------------------------------
Any of Amazon Woman?

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

Rental stories were rather entertaining actually.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I promised some shocking pictures, no, not my
shocking big fat butt.

This is the "tent lady" incident. Later I will
add more to this story.

These are two of her kids, afternoon, passed
out from drug usage. I was concerned they were
dead being so lifeless. Even tried to wake one
up, then realized they were totally stoned.

Note the gang graffito upon dark colored walls.
This is OUR rental and look what they did.

Black colored graffito literally everywhere.
Look at the wall on your right.

Those are glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling,
as if they needed stars to see stars.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Sell into demand while you can? Do you really want to put up with this stuff for years to come?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Notice junk piled in the bathroom sink. The sink
bowl is shattered and unusable.

Oh yeah, mirror is broken out and missing,
above the sink.

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

I'm firmly convinced you need to trade the camera in for a gun.
Think of how you will aid humanity.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Still a Ranch or two left up here...Roll over?

Plant local shrubs and tree's huge market..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Hallway, this is a F-n hallway!

Interesting study in abnormal psychology. Note
the dry cleaning tags on the hung dresses. She
presents a picture perfect image out in public,
at her work and elsewhere.

Look inside her life, way different.

As you know, I let it all hang out for all
to see, even in public! Nothing odd about me!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Living room.

We had to attain a court order to inspect this
home of ours. A marshall had to go with us to
serve notice and allow us in the house.

Now you know why some tenants refuse to allow
a landlord to come in and inspect a house.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Lots of books! The woman is clearly an intellectual.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Rather obvious she is pleased to have us pay
her a surprise visit! The boy is a boyfriend
of her daughter, living with them!

Neighbors told me she would perform oral sex
on him out in front, with only his T-shirt
pulled over her head, after smoking pot.

Daughter is not in this picture.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Sorry, no pictures of them doing oral sex
out in front for all to see. I asked if
the boy and the daughter would go out
and perform oral sex so I could watch,
they declined.

I _really_ did ask them that.

Posted by MagicK on :

This is better than TV.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Dining area. I hollered at the girl, her daughter
who likes to suck it out in the front yard, I asked
her to look up and smile, "Smile sweetheart!"

She kept her head down, in more than one way.

Look in the mirror. The boyfriend's eyes are
casting daggers into my back. I kept an eye
on him in that mirror.

Posted by Relentless Despot. on :

I do enjoy picture time.
That house reminds me of so many crack heads I've known in my short time.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Everyone, almost everyone loves oral sex. I know
I love oral sex! However, in the front yard
with neighbors watching?

I do not mind, hmm, well, sometimes we have
our girlfriends over, sometimes over in the
botantical gardens at the Unversity (Japanese
students on tour caught us, took pictures)
and in a dressing room at Big Five sporting
goods, I mean our kinky factor is healthy,
but out in the front yard, uninvited by
your neighbors? Whew...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Do not jump to conclusions! That is Billyray's mom.
She has a different last name than his. She is
our "witness" in court, an impartial witness who
is the most ornery Okie you will ever know, and
very good with words; knows just what to say.

She is, or was, a real estate broker for over
thirty years. She is eighty now and retired.

His mom is a real spitfire and has pulled off
stunts which makes me look like Mother Teresa.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Garage.

Wait till you read my story about that crap in
their garage!

You boys having fun?

WHO'S YOUR MOMMA!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Only place not littered with trash, backyard.

Posted by MagicK on :

Where the hell did they eat? I don't see one place in that house where you could manage it.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

So you want to be a millionaire? Every so often,
this is the type of crap you have to cope with
to become wealthy.

We are lucky. Only, I think, four maybe five
tenants like this over the past twenty years.

Very nice married couple lives there now. Not
a single problem and the home is beautiful.

We dropped over twenty-grand into refurbishing
that house, which is ok. Value added is much
greater than costs.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Where the hell did they eat?"

I am not showing pictures of the kitchen.
Those pictures are simply too gross.

The kitchen was the worst of all. Filled with
rotting garbage, rotting meat, maggots, flies,
blow flies, pure gross filth. They had also
shattered the kitchen sink; could not be used.

So much garbage and filth stacked up, you could
barely walk through the kitchen. Made me sick
to my stomach, the smell was so bad.

I stepped on rotting food and maggots walking
through their kitchen.

Posted by 66inxs on :

it is amazing how people like that can amass that much worthless crap that isn't even worth hauling away.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

renters need to go to garage door school..

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Up writes,

"It's an opportunity."

First, how much money is in this for me?

Taha

Send me a p/m instead. Do you have an anonymous e-mail address where I could send you some information? I've got an opportunity here, ask Tex about it if you don't fully trust me.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Always the same story. Tenants like this start
out very good. Pay their rent, "things" look ok,
then the downhill slide. They were there for
five years, always paid their rent, kept the
front yard looking nice.

Final year, well, you see what happened. This
is about the time her kids were old enough to
fall deeply into drug abuse. Mother went right
down with them.

She lost her job, lost everything.

We had to go to court on this one. Took four
months to evict them. They lived there rent
free for a total of six months. No money,
no point to suing them.

Posted by MagicK on :

I was just gonna ask what their excuse was for living like that, figured drugs were somewhere.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"it is amazing how people like that can amass that
much worthless crap that isn't even worth hauling
away."

(Up, I will get back to you in a little bit)

Heh! You have no idea what I did to them,
without my husband's permission.

These are the people, once locked out by the
marshall's office, set up a tent, during night,
and moved in, right in our front yard, the
oral sex front yard.

Next day, I called the police, pressed a criminal
complaint for trespassing, she is hooked up and
hauled away. Kids scatter and vanish into the
neighborhood, no point to chasing them.

Oddest of events happens. During her visit to
the Gray Bar Hotel, some people, do not know
who, showed up with a big truck and hauled
away their tent and everything inside, to
the dump. Strange that, never figured it out.

Posted by MagicK on :

Nice. Nothing like poetic justice. Junk went right where it belonged.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

My husband and his mom (She is my mom!) always
tell me I have to be tough with tenants.

We go over there with the court order for access.

I lay into the woman, the kids, everyone in sight
living there. Not long, the woman is bawling and
whining, tears flooding the floor.

My husband, as usual, takes me by my arm, leads
me outside, tells me I am being too mean and to
wait in the truck. Not this time. I sneak back
in through the backdoor and start all over again!

Billyray and Mom tell me to be tough on tenants.
I show them how tough I am and they panic! Well,
he probably figured I was on the verge of giving
the woman, her kids and the boyfriends a damn
good beating. He knows my long history, like
beating up that boy at rodeo.

Billyray gave up.

Boy, did I ever lay into that woman. If not for
a marshall there, I would have beat on her, I
am quite sure of that. That is OUR house and
I do not like people destroying our things for
which we worked so damn hard.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Junk went right where it belonged."

Not quite! When a marshall performs a lock out
order, he places locks, chains, whatever is
needed to lock up a house. Whatever is inside,
stays there until a settlement is reached,
through court.

All that junk remains.

During night, they forced open the back door,
removed some of their stuff, then placed it
inside the tent; furniture, ice box and a
bunch of other crap, their valuables.

She said to me, the day I went back, direct quote,

"We vacated the premises. You cannot do anything."

Sure! Off to jail for you, b!tch!

Posted by MagicK on :

"I sneak back in through the backdoor and start all over again!"

LMAO!

I could just picture you..."Wait in the car my ass."

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Over the next couple of days, I hire some men
to help. Husband is working a full time job
back then.

We haul everything out into the driveway and
dump it, not gently either. Driveway is about
fifty feet long. It is covered with their crap
from garage to street.

I am in the kitchen, slaving away, trying to
clean, actually was knocking out counter tile
at the time for a full replacement; claw hammer
and chisel work.

That boyfriend in the pictures, comes walking
in through the backdoor. He is mad, "What the
F-word are you doing? Stealing our stuff?"

He really pisses me off, "That stuff of yours
is nothing but crap. Stealing it? If I had my
way your crap would be at the dump."

Then he starts in, "You are nothing but a spoiled
rich girl who has never worked a day in her
life. You do not know what it is like to have
to work for a living."

That did it.

"Listen you F-n *******, if you are not out of
my sight in three seconds, I am going to knot
your head with this hammer," I wave my trusty
old framing claw hammer and begin walking
towards him, "You get the F-word out of here
and I mean right now, you F-n SOB."

Heh! First time this happened. The boy took
off running like crazy!

Friggin crazy Indian woman! I am out of here!

Ha! Ha! I love telling that part!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Wait in the car my ass."

Ha! How funny.

Frequently, my husband will tease me when
I am mad about something. He will say to me,

"I thought I told you to wait in the truck."

You have to hear that said with an Okie accent
to appreciate how funny.

Always cheers me up and changes my mood. Over
the many years, I bet he has told me to wait
in the truck a million times!

Have to see the "truck" as well! 1956 one ton
rust bucket Chevy pickup with the floor boards
rusted out and towels over the missing upholstery,
a real Beverly Hillbillys type truck!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

those people have no future no hope and maybe even no tomorrow. will probably be found dead in the streets some day. btw missouri is one of the highest production places for meth in the u.s. meth is a huge problem here too.

Posted by MagicK on :

I do a search to see what one looks like and the first one I find...

What are the chances of the website being named crazyhorse??? Freaky

http://www.crazyhorserodshop.com/?fuseaction=projects.showimage&image=84328&proj ect=195

Posted by 66inxs on :

had a 62 chevy pu like that. you could see through the door and floors, but it always started and ran. 3 speed linkage kept jamming and i remember crawling under it to shake the linkage so you could shift gears. that truck could haul anything and somehow still passed inspection. best beater i ever had.

Posted by MagicK on :

Check out the 57' & 62' vette projects on that site, nice frame off pics.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

This is not "the truck" but our old one ton looks
a lot like this, but in a lot worse condition.

This is the truck we are currently restoring,
a '56 3/4 ton original four wheel drive.

Our original "truck" we bought in Oklahoma when
we were very young. I think we paid a hundred
dollars or so. Floorboards were so rusted out,
you could not set stuff on the floorboards
because the holes were so big!

We are driving across Texas, home to our Tex,
blistering heat and almost raining, engine
heat boiling up through the floorboard holes.
I forgot and drop my pocketbook on the
floor after fetching some chewing gum. My
poketbook ends up scattered along a
mile of bubbling hot Texas asphalt. We have
to stop, back up, then fetch all my stuff,
including about fifty bucks we have between
the two of us.

Ran ok, an old six cylinder with a million miles.
Leaked a lot of oil but always started up for us.
Hot, uncomfortable, top speed about sixty and that
is really pushing it. We drove that truck for
years, Oklahoma, Texas, California, wherever
life took us in search of work and money.

We were very poor back then, extremely poor.

I miss that truck. Kinda wish we still had
"the truck" today.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

thanks majicK will do. truck on homepage is neat too. i would be proud to drive that one for sure !

Posted by 66inxs on :

looks like a neat napco equipped truck. those are rare. mine was also 6 cylinder with a million miles. i gave it to someone around 1985 and thought i saw it still on the road about a year ago. truly a miracle and a testimony to how tough those trucks really were.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"meth is a huge problem here too."

Everywhere, literally everywhere. Speed is
the number one most abused drug in America
and the most destructive.

Meth actually destroys brain tissue which
never heals; forever brain damaged.

This drug makes people not only crazy but
psychotically paranoid as well. Speed freaks
are suspicious of their own shadow.

Crack, about the same results.

I have watched some people we know begin
using meth, then end up in a world of hurt.

Yes, people like that have no future and
lead a miserable life, usually die young
and in dire poverty.

Again, thank God we are not one of them.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

btw neat bmw in bg around 1975 ?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Common to speed freaks, their teeth rot
and fall out.

Great drug, makes you feel so good!

I wonder why those meth freaks cannot
see in a mirror what is happening.

Old Chevy trucks, nothing beats them!

Our four wheel drive, is about half restored
now. It will be back to factory original
condition and even better; show car condition.

Darn things, with a six cylinder, get really
good gas mileage, about 22 to 24 miles per
gallon, city or freeway.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"btw neat bmw in bg around 1975?"

A 1971 2002 BMW. I drove that car for
almost ten years, then finally loosened
up a bit with money, and bought a junk '75
Corvette for my husband to fix up for me.

Taha

Posted by jordanreed on :

speed made my jaw hurt from grinding my teeth so hard...

ahhh...the "old" days...

clean now tho..

Dont do drugs!! [Cool]

Posted by Leo on :

I had a 72 Cheyenne Camper Special, small block 400, 4 barrel Holly...Old Blue, unassuming work truck with ladder racks, until you blow them off the line. I miss that truck. My brother finally killed it when he took it over a twenty foot cliff, landed it on its nose, and got out just before it blew up. Like watching something offa CHiPs. lol.

Posted by 66inxs on :

they will plow through snow ice and mud if you just leave them in 2nd gear and don't do anything. good gas mileage, almost indestructible. one of the hardest thing i ever did was to replace a clutch without a lift. it took everything i had but once i got the pilot bearing in it wasn't coming back down come hell or high water!

Posted by glassman on :

Posted by Leo on :

yikes!

Posted by MagicK on :

They just don't make 'em like they used to. Somehow I just can't see anyone ever waxing nostalgic over a Camry.

Had a 1970 Cutlass 442 back in the day, passenger side floor board had a huge hole where you would put your feet, so rusted out it couldn't even hold the seat in, it was just sorta propped up. I'd get a girl in it and inevitably they'd say, "Where am I supposed to put my feet"?
I'd say, "On the dashboard where else"? "What are you a primadonna or sumthin"? They'd always comply.
They didn't know the seat wasn't bolted in, so as soon as they put their feet up, I'd tap the gas and they'd go flying back. Got a kick out of that every time.

Posted by jordanreed on :

had a 68 bonny...smashed it into a concrete wall at 50 mph and drove home!!(could only make left-hand turns tho)

on the way to the wall, i clipped an on-coming pick-up and knocked down a small tree..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"one of the hardest thing i ever did was to replace
a clutch without a lift."

We keep track of weight for hot rods. My husband
shaved 380 pounds off my 'Vette to compensate
for my big fat butt.

You probably had a four speed with a granny low.
That is a SM420 tranmission, the toughest ever
built and often used in Jeep conversions.

Want to know how much your trans weighs?

175 pounds.

Posted by 66inxs on :

i redid my 59 el camino and it still drives like trucks of that era. i tell people "its supposed to be a truck not a car", but it never gets to haul anything anymore.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

That is GROSS, Glassboy! True, however.

The meth freak boy, most of his friends
have smiles like your picture.

Really weirds you out, not the type of
people you want to be around.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

An old Chevy SM420 four speed. My husband is
converting it over to accept a Dana transfer
case for our project truck.

Taha

Posted by jordanreed on :

looks like a bong on that shelf

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Finished product.

Posted by 66inxs on :

its amazing what you can do when you have to. i'm glad i didn't know what it weighed before i started tht job. i think i worked it back up on bricks and forced it the last inch or two flat on my back. was out in the country and couldn't afford to pay anyone else to fix it. the good old bad old days.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Guts, almost finished.

How 'bout that boys! A girl who can talk
tranmissions and axle grease!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

looks great ! don't forget the c h e v y t a l k .com site. lots of good chevy people there with a lot of tech help too.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

66inxs, I bought my husband a car lift for his
birthday a few years back so he would not have to
work under cars anymore. Nice to have toys.

Taha

Posted by jordanreed on :

with enough training??...i think women can do just about as much as a man... [Smile]

Posted by MagicK on :

That's an aluminum flashlight.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"with enough training??...i think women can do just
about as much as a man..."

You are asking for trouble, boy! You know how
I get when annoyed! I will knot your head with
my old claw hammer!

Yes, men and women are equal in abilities. Men
have an advantage of physical strength, thus
my being stuck inside a garage today.

"aluminum flashlight" Yep! Carry one in my
car to knot the heads of bad boys.

Taha

Posted by jordanreed on :

bait...

Posted by 66inxs on :

i have a lot of the right tools amd some friends that are mechanics who help me with some of the heavier projects. without the cars and the music, life wouldn't be worthwhile ! restoring cars gets in your blood. a good way to get rid of stress!

Posted by MagicK on :

"How 'bout that boys! A girl who can talk
tranmissions and axle grease!"

Any more of you around? Like a single version maybe.

Great job on the tranny, came out nice, looks brand new.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

This reads very submissive, but I believe a
woman is responsible to learn all she can about
what her husband does and about what he likes
to do. This is important.

Over the years, I jump right in there with him,
usually to his annoyance, to learn all about
these things he enjoys so he and I can talk
and communicate.

Works out well because I can help a lot with
the cars. Most important, while he is working
on something, maybe working on a rental, I can
track down and find needed car parts, even make
some simple repairs or tune up. This is good
for both of us because we work as a true team.

I think if more men and women took great interest
in what each other does and likes, our high
divorce rate would lower.

I have a very good man. I could not ask for nor
find a better man. I am responsible to keep him
happy and to dedicate myself to him, as he does
for me.

However, he refuses to learn how to sew.

Taha

Posted by MagicK on :

quote:
Originally posted by 66inxs:
i have a lot of the right tools amd some friends that are mechanics who help me with some of the heavier projects. without the cars and the music, life wouldn't be worthwhile ! restoring cars gets in your blood. a good way to get rid of stress!

Amen to that.

Posted by 66inxs on :

wait until he has to do the upholstery work. he'll learn how to sew real quick !

Posted by MagicK on :

It's extremely important Purl, your right on the money, over the years, the number one complaint I've heard from guys who wanted a divorce, I'm talking good guys now, "She just wasn't interested in anything I was into."

Posted by MagicK on :

"How 'bout that boys! A girl who can talk
tranmissions and axle grease!"

That's like finding nirvana. One day...one day...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"She just wasn't interested in anything I was into."

Yes, I agree, very important. Couples must give
and take, equally. All of us, male or female,
need attention.

We, my husband and me, have always been a team
more than husband and wife, even since children.
This team effort has helped us to move ahead
in life and has helped us to stay very close.

We have a very healthy relationship, very giving
and understanding relationship. Jealousy and
envy, we never suffer.

When Grandma died, Grandpa said, "I have lost
the best friend I ever had." Six months later
he died of a broken heart, quite literally;
he lost his reason to live.

This is what we enjoy; friends first, lovers next.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

you can't be selfish and have successful relationships imho. the more you give the better the relationship gets. before i do it, going to cheerleaders practice with my 6 y.o. daughter may not be what i think i want to do, but after watching her laughing, running, and playing, i realize that it was a great choice for both of us. but there is a time that i need to be left alone with the cars, too !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Besides, I sometimes invite my kinky girlfriends
over for a get together. How could he complain?

MUUUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

she was a very kinky girl
the kind you don't take home to mother....

i forget who sang that - maybe rick james 80's?

[ July 19, 2006, 00:27: Message edited by: 66inxs ]

Posted by MagicK on :

Purl you have any sisters? They'd have to like long hair though, 'cause I ain't cuttin it short any time soon.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"...but after watching her laughing, running, and playing...."

Oh yes! Our daughter really makes a difference
in our lives. Long ago, we focused on the two
of us, focused on getting ahead. Then the little
sh!t came along which changed our focus to her.

We give less attention to ourselves and focus
our team effort on her. She is like a mediator
for any differences we have. Ours is a life of
responsibility to her because we brought her
into this world, without her permission.

We are charged to look after her. Since she
came along, we are second in importance which
helps us set aside differences so we will not
shirk our responsibilities to our daughter.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Magick, I am an only child, an orphan since two.

This is part of why I am crazy. Nobody has ever
been able to claim parent status over me!

I am a wild child!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

she loves to swim too so i get plenty of exercise! i try and do things with her and for her which my parents didn't do with me. maintaining good relationships with your children should be job 1. i would rather be around the kids than the adults a lot of the time cuz the kids are a lot more fun.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Put your kids to bed. I am bored with transmissions.

May I now return to posting nekkid pictures of myself?

;)

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

already done. go for it. hey remember, this is your thread anyway !!!!!!!!

Posted by MagicK on :

Plan B, have to figure out how to clone ya.

Posted by MagicK on :

"May I now return to posting nekkid pictures of myself?"

Oh yea!!!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Jordan writes,

"bait..."

Would I deliberately bait you boys?

No way.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I can tell you boys have been sitting here
all night long breathlessly waiting for me
to provide another nude picture of myself.

Not a word amongst you, just sitting there
chewing on your bottom lips thinking, "Any
minute now, she will post a nekkid picture!"

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Wake up, boys, it is morning and the markets
are to open shortly! Jeezz.. those boys have
been sitting here all night staring at their
monitors, all glassy eyed, just waiting for
another nekkid picture of me.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

About twenty years or so back, actually more but
I do not want anyone to know how old am I really,
my husband and I are driving "the truck" into
Las Vegas coming up north from Texas. We are
really flying along across the desert, doing
at least forty-five or fifty miles per hour.

We are just about out of money, not sure we can
make it to California, to where we are headed to
look for work, least not pay for gas and eat.
Sleeping in the back of the truck, nothing to
that; been sleeping back there for days.

Rolling into Vegas, plan is my husband will play
some poker and win us a few hundred to get us
out to California. He is a darn good poker player
as are all Okies and Texans.

We pull into a gas station parking lot on the
edge of downtown Vegas, way in back by a shade
tree, figuring nobody would notice us sleeping
in the bed of our old Chevy truck. He spruces
up a little, I clean up a little, but both of
us disgusted by gas station restrooms; so dirty
and those dark finger printed condom machines.

He tells me, "Wait in the truck" and, of course,
I do not. Billyray is off to play some poker.

Wandering around Vegas, I spot a sleazy topless
joint on a side street. Look up at the topless
billboard, look down at my boobs, look up at
topless billboard, an idea comes to me!

Rushing back to our no tell motel truck, I have
a great plan to earn some money! Pulling out an
old pair of jeans, an old T-shirt and my only
pair of scissors, I go to work making myself a
very skimpy outfit; lots of butt cheek hanging
out and breasts bottoms showing.

Back at the two bit topless joint, I'll be darned
if I am not hired, right on the spot. Long sordid
story and I will only allude to my being a good
dancer and knowing how to jiggle and work an
audience of dirty old men with lots of cash.

That night, my loving husband wins one-hundred
and twenty dollars playing poker. I never tell
him about my five-hundred dollars in tips I earn.
Still have not told him to this very day.

Next morning, after sink showering in a filthy
men's restroom at that gas station, we are back
headed to California, richer than my husband
ever knew! Heck, I thought us so rich I bought
us a quarter's worth of rubbers out of that
old greasy dirty gas station condom machine.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Many years later, our daughter is about sixteen
or seventeen, and we are back in Vegas for
auto auction.

Be sure to note, E440 and smurf boy, our daughter
is underage. Once read, you can report me to the
FBI for interstate transportation of a minor for
acts of lewd public behavior. I have an arrest
record for just such, so the FBI will listen.

My daughter and I are walking old downtown Vegas,
clothes shopping and such. Old Vegas is the best,
the most entertaining, cheapest food. Do not
bother visiting the newer parts of Vegas.

We are walking along and I spot a topless joint.
Deja Vu. I am telling our girl about how we earned
some money, decades back, so we could make it out
to California, only for me to become knocked up
in the back seat of a borrowed '63 Chevy Impala.
We had used up that pack of three rubbers from
the Vegas gas station.

"Traci, tonight, you and I, lets go to this topless
joint and sign up. Bet you I could earn at least
five c-notes and you, so young and beautiful,
you would earn at least a thousand dollars!"

She becomes pissed off, starts walking thirty
feet behind me like we are not related.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Check out the boy with skinny legs and black
polished dress shoes! If he ain't an easy mark,
I have never seen one! Gullible written all
over his face.

Unknown to me, our girl is still back there,
behind me, taking pictures so she can rat on
me later, to her father.

Topless joint and a boy giving away free spins
on a ten-thousand dollar slot machine! Boy Howdy,
I cannot pass up a chance for a con game!

So I lose my soda pop and approach this geek.
However, I do not let loose of my bag of new
clothes, no way, some jerk would grab my bag
then run off.

I tell him I am the famous topless dancer, Cara,
from next door, "Listen, if you will give me
ten free spins, you come over next door, around
eight tonight and I will come out into audience,
right to you then perform for you, personally,
right there in your seat. I will even rub my
breasts in your face, a lot!" I lift my T-shirt
and jiggle my D-cups for him.

He grins and hands me a big wad of free spins,
a lot more than ten free spins!

Hot damn. I am going to win some big bucks!

Watch the blue arrow boy.

Taha

[ July 19, 2006, 10:14: Message edited by: Purl Gurl ]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Suddenly, the geek boy mark backs up, then is
pleading with me to leave, to go away. I am
looking at my free spins, all excited, not
paying attention.

Walking up behind me, a bouncer who saw me lift
my T-shirt and jiggle. The blue arrow boy is
still staring at my tits. My daughter is so
shocked, which she should not be knowing how
I am, forgets to take pictures but then starts
up again; great evidence to have me grounded for
at least a week!

I am looking at my free spins, "This is it, the
big one! Finally reward for degrading myself
twenty years back to earn money to get us out
to California. Thank you, Coyote!"

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Oh boy! Here comes ten grand!"

Slight problem, the girl at the slot machine
tells me I can only have one free spin, not
a big handful of spins. Well darn, jiggling
my boobs at her probably will not work. I am
just about to con her with, "Be quiet and later
I will return to give you a thousand dollars
from my winnings...."

About this time, the bouncer grabs my arm
from behind. He is all pissed off.

Look on your left, red arrow, damn geek boy mark
is pointing at me, rats me out, tells the bouncer
I grabbed a bunch of free spins from his hand!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

was in vegas week before christmas last year. great weather, lots of action, had a great time. will stay at Luxor next time. i bet you guys will be some of the few that everyone remembers. please excuse the spelling as i stayed up all night waiting for some pix. j/k ! have a great day today.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Coyote is pulling a trick on me, teaching
me a lesson. Coyote brings good and bad,
mostly with unexpected twists and turns!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Your all night wait shall be rewarded, eventually...

This bouncer is chewing me out, threatening to
have me arrested. He is so mad, I know he has
no interest in seeing "Cara the topless dancer"
later tonight.

Oh shoot, I have to think fast and come up with
a con that will work on a huge fat boy with
nothing but fat between his ears!

Coyote, dear Coyote, bites my butt good with
a real surprise.

Our underage daughter, having been raised by
tall tale telling Okies and a con artist mother,
runs up, acting all in a panic, "Mom! Mom! Dad
has been in a car accident. He is hurt. He is
in an ambulance, you must come right now."

Ha!

The bouncer shrugs and off the two of us run!

Our daughter blackmailed me into allowing her
to drive my Corvette to school for one month.

She is a smart and a shrewd girl, takes after
her loving mother!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

know what you mean for sure there. FHAL and PGPU doing pretty good today. dusty shouldn't get on my case too bad today cuz he made $$$ on FHAL yesterday.

Posted by 66inxs on :

i really tried to stay away from the bouncers. great shoes and drinks. i had a lot of trouble getting back on the plane. all in all came out about even for the trip.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"i really tried to stay away from the bouncers.
great shoes and drinks."

Great shoes, eh? You have slept last night
instead sitting there waiting for me to
post nude pictures of myself.

Ha! Ha!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Up, purlgurl at purlgurl dot net

Logical, yes?

Send only your email address. No html, no
Outlook Express, no words like money, pills,
sex, viagra and such to avoid our spam filters.

I will program in your email address to
pass our spam filters.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Our favorite Las Vegas store.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Up, purlgurl at purlgurl dot net

Logical, yes?

Send only your email address. No html, no
Outlook Express, no words like money, pills,
sex, viagra and such to avoid our spam filters.

I will program in your email address to
pass our spam filters.

Taha

Oops, sent the whole message. Damn typical male! Will resend.

Posted by rimasco on :

I have one of those buy me except its called 7/11

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Authentic American Indian clothing, head dress
and horse dressing. I believe this is Lakota
tribe, a chieftain status.

Price tag is fifty grand.

Anglos have no clue how to dress to impress.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Are you "psw" sending email?

Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:19:17 -0700 >>> Multipart Messages Not Accepted - Rejected

Taha

Posted by rimasco on :

Is that George Cliton???

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

No, he is Jack Abramoff.

Taha

Posted by rimasco on :

My friends Half American Indian...she gets some nice tax breaks

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Are you "psw" sending email?

Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:19:17 -0700 >>> Multipart Messages Not Accepted - Rejected

Taha

Yes. Can we correspond now?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Yes, I have programmed in your email address.
Be sure to use the exact same address.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

i meant shows but you know how that goes. i talked to a client in tulsa 110 expected today. oklahoma is a hot place to be today. vegas is probably sizzling today too but without the humidity. hod for fHAL was 1.55 wow!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"hod for fHAL was 1.55"

Indicated elsewhere, a hard crash is in the making.
Best be cautious.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

agreed. already cashed yesterday but great run anyway. thanks for the heads up. FHAL is down to .93 as we speak. i don't hold these very long and take what profit i can get. been a bagholder before and it sucks for sure.

Posted by T e x on :

Posted by 66inxs on :

i don't want to work
i just bang on my drum all day....

[ July 19, 2006, 13:35: Message edited by: 66inxs ]

Posted by Buford Baucom on :

Hi Mrs. Purl Gurl,

It is very nice to meet you once again.

BB

Posted by 66inxs on :

hey is there anybody out there ?
just knock if you can hear me
is there anybody there ?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

The boys have lost interest in seeing me nekkid.

Taha

Posted by Up on :

Not me.

Posted by T e x on :

she said "boys"

doesn't apply to us...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"she said "boys"
doesn't apply to us..."

I suspected some of you are girls!

Taha

Posted by MagicK on :

"The boys have lost interest in seeing me nekkid."

I can only speak for myself, but...not likely to happen.

Good thing I lost my connection last night though as I see you didn't post any pics [Razz]

Just as well, I had to get up early, pick up an excavator and bury two 500gal. propane tanks in the ground,
then I had to run and pipe out this big ass mansion for natural gas.

Get this...the house has two washers and dryers each.

Why?

The woman's (the ex-wife of the CEO of a very large chemical comp. that begins with the letter D, I'm told) logic is she can get twice as much laundry done at once that way.

Posted by MagicK on :

"Price tag is fifty grand." [Eek!]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"...logic is she can get twice as much laundry
done at once that way."

More economical to simply not wear clothes.

Taha

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"...logic is she can get twice as much laundry
done at once that way."

More economical to simply not wear clothes.

Taha

Don't you have to bathe more often though?

Posted by bdgee on :

If there ain't a bunch o' mud slinging, why would ya need to?

Posted by Up on :

I guess I don't really know, Just seems like whatever dirt or grime you get on your clothes would now be on your body. Can't just change skin so a shower is in order?

Posted by MagicK on :

"More economical to simply not wear clothes."

Agreed. Women everywhere...go nekkid!!!

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Where's me spec-tee-cal and me periscope..Setting course now,

for------------->everywhere.

Posted by bdgee on :

"Agreed. Women everywhere...go nekkid!!!"

ACCCCHHHHHHHH.......

I shiver in fear of the sight of Rosanne.

Posted by 66inxs on :

this is the last day for the excessive heat warning around here but it is supposed to be around 105 today. the less clothes the better ! last night i was working on a computer that crashed when itunes was installed on it. nothing seems to be easy any more !

pg still waiting for pix !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

66, does that mean the whale is done with Hot flashes...Geez, the whale gone national!

on the homefront, me covers still a go flying off at night...she can heat up the whole house..

Wife never got mean tho, she has one of the best grounded sense of things and sense of humor I have ever seen in a woman..

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Coyote is pulling a trick on me, teaching
me a lesson. Coyote brings good and bad,
mostly with unexpected twists and turns!

Taha

-------------------------------------------------
coyotes are very adaptable while being very cautious at the same time...Twist and turns? Yicks!! gives me an image of one in a bear trap!

Orca's twist and turn there prey in the air, just like I have seen coyotes do same...

They are playful [sharping hunting skills] but still deadly.

Wall Street, they will learn Purl Gurl, or they will lose.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"pg still waiting for pix!"

http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/belly01.jpg

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"pg still waiting for pix!"

http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/belly01.jpg

That one's not bad but if I had to vote for an all time favorite it'd have to be your mug shot.

Posted by 66inxs on :

yes dusty, but this is not the place to have a hot flash right now! seems like everything is either the hunter or the hunted, sometimes both!!

great pix pg. there is nothing like a belly dancer ! btw, you are also right on ALMI (thanks) and FHAL looks premarket like its going to have another serious crash as you predicted. just doing dd today and looking for some opps in the market.

have a great day and stay out of the heat !

Posted by jordanreed on :

non-stock talk please!...

Posted by 66inxs on :

oops while i was typing FHAL is gapping this am from 1.06 to 1.37 another missed opp !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"...to vote for an all time favorite it'd have to be your mug shot."

http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/belly02.jpg

Posted by 66inxs on :

pg you always save the best for last !!

thanks !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"pg you always save the best for last!"

I am just warming you boys up for the big show.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

oh oh this looks like more all-nighters, but well worth it!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ooppss... I wrote "big show" instead of "big top."

Regular circus when I am around, you know.

I have more outfits than just a gorilla get up.

Thinking I will do my elephant outfit next.
I have the hips for that one.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by 66inxs on :

horses a$$es are bad enough. but elephants a$$es - NEVER. especially on a l l s t o c k s.

that should qualify of that dirty jobs show on satellite.

btw, even the circus is fun when you're winning !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Elephant dung is a sought after commodity,
fetches a very high price per pound!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

i should have known if you were collecting it, it would make money. hmmmm, now if i could only find some elephants....

you have the right attitude - if it makes money -it rocks !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"now if i could only find some elephants...."

Look no farther than my butt!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

rofl - not true!

but seriously. i think i would have to pass at collecting elephant dung, but then i've never actually researched what it was worth so.....

looks like more contempt prior to investigation on my part ! i have to keep working on that !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

http://www.elephantdungpaper.com/gallery.htm

"Interestingly, elephant dung is useful to people as
well. Smeared on ones body it makes an excellent
mosquito repellant, important in this area as
mosquitoes carry malaria. The steam from boiled dung
is also used to treat headaches"

http://investigate.conservation.org/xp/IB/expeditions/gudigwa/day2/species.xml

Elephant dung products:

http://www.thaifocus.com/elephant/enpshopd.htm

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

lmfao. too funny. thanks for the dd on elephant dung. even ships in a elephant dung tube - too much !

re: cleaning out the rental - hope it isn't as hot there as it is here !

Posted by MagicK on :

She belly dances too...sigh.

Posted by MagicK on :

New meaning to the term Bagholder.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"cleaning out the rental - hope it isn't as
hot there as it is here !"

Not bad, somewhere between 100 to 105 degrees.
Average day around here.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

it was 106 here today but we have t-showers tonight and only in the 90's tomorrow. still too hot to use the pool, but tomorrow, maybe another story !

either was you have to "get ur done", right?
excuses are just justifications for failure.
and failure is not an option.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Laughing and a running naked, my brown eyed gurl

sha la la sha ala la

Do you remember when behind the stadium with you my brown eyed girl sha la la sha la la

Hey where did we go days when the rains came....Down in the hollow playing a new game...In the misty morning fog

Posted by 66inxs on :

van morrison for sure !

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

seems I got to have a change of scene every night i have the strangest dream imprisoned by the way it could of 'been

somebody locked the door and took the key

are we all feeling-----------> Alright

could it be? #1 could it be-----------Joe who now

COCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by 66inxs on :

i think jay and the americans locked the door and threw away the key !

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Get me a Ticket for a Air o plane! I ain't got time to take no fast train....whoa the lonely days are gone im coming home oh my baby she wrote me a letter I don't care what I gotta spend

Posted by 66inxs on :

not country joe cocker and the fish ? i stand corrected. i was thinking of another song.

but we all know the box tops....

and most of us have been one toke over the line !

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Joe Cocker, Rock from the late 60's----->

High time we went
You are so beautiful
many rivers to cross
She came thru the bathroom window
The jealous kind
Up where we belong

many more
check the dude out 1 of a kind

Posted by 66inxs on :

good stuff. thanks for the memories. will scan to see hits like the fish cheer from woodstock. that became a anthem of sorts too !

Posted by MagicK on :

UNCHAIN MY HEART BABY LET ME BE
CAUSE YOU DON'T CARE PLEASE SET ME FREE

UNCHAIN MY HEART
BABY LET ME GO
UNCHAIN MY HEART
CAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE ME NO MORE
EVERY TIME I CALL YOU ON THE PHONE
SOME FELLA TELLS ME YOUR NOT AT HOME
UNCHAIN MY HEART SET ME FREE

UNCHAIN MY HEART
BABY LET ME BE
UNCHAIN MY HEART
CAUSE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME
YOU GOT ME SEWED UP LIKE A PILLOW CASE
BUT YOU LET MY LOVE GO TO WAIST
UNCHAIN MY HEART SET ME FREE

I'M UNDER YOUR SPELL
LIKE A MAN IN A TRANCE
YOU KNOW DARN WELL THAT I DON'T STAND A CHANCE
UNCHAIN MY HEART LET ME GO MY WAY
UNCHAIN MY HEART YOU WORRY ME NIGHT AND DAY
I LIVE A LIFE OF MISERY
AND YOU DON'T CARE A BAG OF BEANS FOR ME
UNCHAIN MY HEART SET ME FREE

Posted by 66inxs on :

dusty you keep on teaching me. i didn't know he did the letter too, maybe even b4 the box tops. how about "with a little help from my friends"

Posted by MagicK on :

Unchain My Heart is my fav J.C. song, but who can forget him performing "With a little help from my friends" at Woodstock, remember Belushi doing him on SNL?

Posted by 66inxs on :

dan ackroyd and john belushi did some amazing parodies on SNL. thanks for the input majicK. my favorite is probably the fish cheer also from woodstock.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

* covers her ears *

What is with all the howling hound dogs in here?

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

we're howling at the moon after a good day of trading !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A good day of trading! Well YEE HAW! Ride 'em cowgirl!

Taha

Posted by MagicK on :

Pork.

Posted by MagicK on :

"What is with all the howling hound dogs in here?"

You left us alone too long, we started drinkin' and reminiscin'.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Gads! Should I decide to leave again for a
half year or a year, what will you boys do?

Taha

Posted by MagicK on :

Oh man, bite your tounge, don't say such things, we've been very good:)

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by 66inxs:
dusty you keep on teaching me. i didn't know he did the letter too, maybe even b4 the box tops. how about "with a little help from my friends"

BoxTops did "The Letter" Joe did a *brilliant* cover

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by 66inxs:
dusty you keep on teaching me. i didn't know he did the letter too, maybe even b4 the box tops. how about "with a little help from my friends"

Beatles

Posted by MagicK on :

Ringo doin the singin'

Posted by glassman on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Gads! Should I decide to leave again for a
half year or a year, what will you boys do?

Taha

we'll have to camp out in front of your house 'till you come out and play.....

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Gads! Should I decide to leave again for a
half year or a year, what will you boys do?

Taha

I will syndicate your threads [Razz]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"we'll have to camp out in front of your house"

No, no, no! No more fat lady in a tent incidents!

Ok, Tex! What is my percentage cut off gross revenues? Forty percent?

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/belly-10.mid

http://www.purlgurl.net/~callgirl/cybemask.html

Allow your imagination to run wild, as I do.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

all 20,000 of us....
wow, it's worth it to get to the end of that story [Wink]

Posted by T e x on :

If I may?

Taha? You *are* the Love & Sex Doctor...

lately, my left arm is bigger than my right arm...even though for years vice versa...

I have a rash--from the heat?--in unmentionable areas. Meanwhile two batteries have died. My Milwaukee gun.

Do we have one of those weird love triangles goin' ? Am I the next "Tim the Toolman"?

Posted by MagicK on :

all 20,000 of us....simultaneously chanting PURL GURL...PURL GURL...PURL GURL!!!

Posted by T e x on :

"Ok, Tex! What is my percentage cut off gross revenues? Forty percent?"

The Golden Mean...

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Tex, I don't care who wrote um---> Cocker sang them..'Nuff said

Some of the " Boys " had Cocker on 8 track in a Gun Truck, Quad 50's assorted M60'S and such...
Gotta have a little culture, ya know when---->

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff 1:
Tex, I don't care who wrote um---> Cocker sang them..'Nuff said

Some of the " Boys " had Cocker on 8 track in a Gun Truck, Quad 50's assorted M60'S and such...
Gotta have a little culture, ya know when---->

me, either...

they wanted to know, and I knew, so I told em...

(friend o mine wrote a book by that title, lol)

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Well, we'll have a regular Purl Stock IPO.
and? PurlStock around the whales pond..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Well gosh, look at what I done started.

Thousands of you. I do not know if our hens
can lay enough eggs to feed all of you
breakfast. This would be a lot of wear and
tear on the hens' butts. Might have to charge.

We have a lot of beach towels but not enough
to go around for all of you. Mind sharing towels?

http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/beach03.jpg

Tex, I recognize those symptoms, Saigon Red Rash.
I will consult with my husband. He is an expert
on those exotic Saigon rashes.

Hmm, dead batteries. I would say you are not
Eveready and certainly Tim the Tool-less Man.
I like a man with fresh batteries and a real
exciting tool.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

high frequency?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Sub-woofer, nice frequency, hmm, about thirty Hertz.

Did I tell you about our jackhammer? Nice Bosch.
A little heavy but....

Well, the small Bosch is sorta ok. However the
big yellow Bosch, dang, ninety pounder. Way
too big, without some help.

http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/plugplay.jpg

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Curious people around here are fearful of me.

This suggests you boys do not have a lick of sense.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

me is calling congrass....some critter is edjeeteeing me posts...me spinich can is coming out the next time...

me also note-a-says critters a pledg-er-rising..
people will steal right in front of a sea dog..
me never would do such a hane-us crime....

Oh' the Humanity of it all!

me is not responsiballs for the content of this lie......The whale is sitting on me in her pool..
I will probably be dead soon from a whale slap, it was nice knowing ya, even tho you is just a bunch of shark eyed puffed up goldfish.

gotta tell the truth 'bout sumpin, found out Tex is really Warren Buffet....and he owns Allstocks and the New York stock exchanges..Hot off me alert thingy a bob...Tex is doing reverse merger with microsoft!!!!

[ July 21, 2006, 04:47: Message edited by: Dustoff 1 ]

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

absolutly lovely photo, Gurl...No BS in the scene natural as can be..We have been skinning dipping in the rivers around here for yrs,,Yep even me..My wife nude at the river? nope, as someone around here has seen, it would cause way to many problems....She was, well how do you say it, gifted...We did get carried away one time in some rapids skinny dipping..She hiked about half a mile back up river to our clothes..We were in a wilderness area with wouldn't ya know it> people showing up! it was hilarious, the look on her face, still see the image to this day....Damn but I love my wife..What a lady.

Whale, I think maybe you may of missed the mark on something, West Coasters are only to Happy to get out of their clothes at the drop of a Hat! So, no big deal to us..Dosen't seem to matter where we come from in the pecking order of society...We just do it! Hike any of the Cascade trails and yep skinning dipping in hot springs lakes rivers creeks springs heck puddles, off they come! LOL

[ July 21, 2006, 05:21: Message edited by: Dustoff 1 ]

Posted by 66inxs on :

dusty and tex, thanks for the info on the music last night. looks like i missed another interesting night on allstocks and more of pg's pix. i guess i proved that memory isn't always 20/20 but just like with the stocks, we can all make it if we stick together. am always updating and changing the mp3 collection so p;ease keep correcting me if i am wrong, that is why we are here. now to go back and read the link about pg in high society.....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Why are you up at four-thirty in the morning?

Trying to catch a worm?

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Our alarm clocks. Clearly the one in front
has been drinking all night long.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

me got 4hrs sleep in the car today, and yes it was moving, another 2-3 in naps plus a few more later...me is full of spinich and NOT booze, me is ready to rumble ...So there whale!!!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"me is full of spinich"

* sniffs *

Yes, so you are.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by Jo4321 on :

That raccoon photo reminds me that late last night, I was sitting here at the computer, when I felt something crawl across my foot!

I slooooowly slid the chair back hoping that what was crawling across my foot was what I thought it was. Fortunately, I was correct. It was one of my son's pet rats. I have been in charge of feeding them while son is at camp and had forgotten to close the cage door HOURS before.

So I had to set out on a rat seach to find the other one. Finally, saw a tail sticking out from behind a book case. Thank goodness, cause dear son would never forgive me had I lost one of them while he was at camp.

Posted by jordanreed on :

Ben!!...ugly,vile critters...

hope you found all their poop..

Posted by 66inxs on :

morning everyone . it was 6:30 in the central time zone so maybe i will catch a worm or even better a gapper or runner this am. those raccoons look like they are having a tough life !!

don't dissapoint us. you know we live for the pix, too !!

even dusty is ready to rumble this morning so be careful !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"It was one of my son's pet rats."

Cat. You need a cat, Jo. A cat will help
you find those rats, right quick.

Not so scary over here on the Dark Side, yes?

Just a bunch of horny old boys hanging around,
who are quite harmless; dead batteries.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

yeppers, not even any opps so far in the market. i am going to look for my jumper cables however !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Positive clamps on your tongue.
Negative clamps elsewhere.

Be careful not to reverse the cables.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

rofl. you win ! i should have known better. reversing the polarity could make you bipolar, not a good thing !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Nice Eldorado's

Posted by Up on :

Purl's signature:

quote:
Neandertals Are Far From Extinct

Just heard a line from a song that reminded me of your tag line:

"We're just recycled history machines,
Cavemen in faded blue jeans."

That pretty much sum up your feelings towards us boys?

Posted by 66inxs on :

they look jumpy enough to me ! but in the desert, what the heck !

67 eldo ?

Posted by MagicK on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Sub-woofer, nice frequency, hmm, about thirty Hertz.

Did I tell you about our jackhammer? Nice Bosch.
A little heavy but....

Well, the small Bosch is sorta ok. However the
big yellow Bosch, dang, ninety pounder. Way
too big, without some help.

http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/plugplay.jpg

Taha

Dang, I'm never gonna look at my Bosch hammer drill the same way.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"I'm never gonna look at my Bosch hammer drill the same way."

Yeah, probably not.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

PG is that your gold mine?

Posted by 66inxs on :

no swimming pool foundation. j/k great shot of the moon too

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Less than an hour earlier...

Yes, gold mine. Hauled out one-hundred cubic
yards of minings, not an ounce of gold.

Then the Alturians beamed down and tried
to jump my claim. Suddenly, all things
became very surreal.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

are those Alturians named John Wayne and griffon? LOL

Posted by bdgee on :

Ah HAAA. Alturians are they. I knew they weren't exactly right.

Posted by MagicK on :

"Then the Alturians beamed down and tried
to jump my claim."

So you blasted 'em wit your Bosch hammer/laser...did you get 'em all?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I dunno. Those Alturians all look the same,
blue skin, white hair, funny antennae up top.

They are not as bad as Romulan Flying Gut Borers.
Oh my, now those creatures from Hades are a
real fright.

http://www.purlgurl.net/~callgirl/cybeband.html

Not to worry, boys. I was a victorious warrior
after a long and hard battle.

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

Where ya plug that thing in, Lady?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Where ya plug that thing in, Lady?"

Only a man would need to ask.

Usual place.

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

That's what i was afraid of.

Got an extension cord long enough to reach back into town and the "Usual place" and what sort of 18-wheeler do you use to carry it?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You boys just do not have the energy nor
the power. We women, all we need to do is
plug an electrical device into our...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

...belly button.

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

Nahhh, Not ya belly button.....me thinks you got that'n plugged in ya butt......lol.........

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

No, no, that is for my methane powered Corvette.

Taha

Posted by MagicK on :

Someone is a Star Trek fan I see, all the sounds on my computer are Star Trek noises, have quite the extensive collection.
When I start her up, the whole opening theme to the original Star Trek, you know,
"Space...the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Star Ship...Enterprise. A five year mission to explore strange new worlds and seek out new life and new...etc. etc.

I know geeky, don't care, loved that show as a kid, never missed it.
If my dad was in one of his "sadistic" moods, he would torture me by changing the channel, and watch his son turn into a lunatic.
I'd be freakin out, throwin the cushions off the couch, tellin my mom on him.

Glaring at him, "Your lucky I don't have a phaser."

"Hey, watch your mouth."

He always put it back on.

[ July 21, 2006, 16:14: Message edited by: MagicK ]

Posted by MagicK on :

Purl, who's the hottie?

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

Posted by BooDog on :

I just wanna know if Purl sided with the cowboys.....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I like the Brooklyn Dodgers.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Purl, who's the hottie?"

I do not know. However, E440 knows for a fact
she is underage, although he has no clue who
is she. E440 indicates I should be arrested
and imprisoned.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

is E440 still around?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

E440 has been reinstated but writes he refuses
to come here as a matter of principle.

;)

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

http://www.penny helper.com/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?b-ad/m-1153495707/

(remove space between penny and helper)

"Whatever some people post, just completely ignore her!"

- ajay

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

good, we don't want this place to be confused with any of those pumpanddump sites...

BTW? my favorite pictures are of big smiles...

the frowning thing? i get it from my gothteen enough already

Posted by glassman on :

gee purl you and i are the only people even in that forum...
i are a guest.. [Cool]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Probably drives 'em nuts to see my moniker up there.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

My goldmine. I jack hammered out this cliff face,
all on my own! Making room for additions to our
girl's house.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

LOL, no doubt....

did they really fire that pretty lady at NDOL or are you just pokin' fun at those boys?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"the frowning thing? i get it from my gothteen enough already"

I suspect that unknown girl might have an attitude.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

yeah, well, mine got hers the honest way...

we tried aroma therapy, but dragon marsh cut off our line of credit...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A small part of our backyard, or sideyard, or
uphill area, whatever you want to call this.

Glassman, you have looked at that boulder, before.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

yep, i've also been to that graveyard where you did the "bad thing" too...

we used to go up on the roof of the biochem building [Big Grin]

would i have seen that rock from the botanical gardens?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Have you tried the Milk Mystic? She seems to
have a soothing effect and is good for the bones.

Suggested once, some kids might get their attitude
from breast feeding as babies.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

did you build the milk mystic?

nah... the attitude around here is definitely genetic...

sometimes i wonder how we all manage to occupy one building without the paint peeling...

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
E440 has been reinstated but writes he refuses
to come here as a matter of principle.

Taha

I may know about the principle...

basically? he argues poorly

lol, it *did* surprise me to see Huevos post: "Reinstated--promised not to recruit"

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"would i have seen that rock from the botanical gardens?"

Nah, last time you looked at that boulder, there
was a fat chick and biker dude in front.

Pretty funny. I surprised him with a champagne
picnic over in the botanical gardens. Not suppose
to picnic nor drink, but everyone does. Nice
secluded area, shade, darkness amongst the
Old Hami (Timber) Bamboo, by a bridge over
untroubled waters. Saturday, campus is basically
closed, none around.

So, I am providing him a special treat, darn
if a tour bus load new students, Japanese kids
are touring campus, with a tour guide.

There we are, blanket, champagne, fruit and
the two us, well, you know. Silly Japanese
kids whip out video recorders and cameras,
then start speaking a mile a minute while
grinning. What the heck, we put on the best
show we could, until the tour guide caught
with the group and hurried them along.

I received top billing, an actress riding
the top of her fame!

Somewhere in Japan, there are movies and pictures
which I would love to see!

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

i am curious about the big dig PG...
are planning on a gold mine IPO? if so? i want in...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

It is a goldmine, alright, a goldmine for Home Depot.
We are adding a bathroom, bedroom and two car garage
to her home, which is located on the other side
our hill, thank Goodness; attitudes do not mix well.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Our workout room. Well, their workout room. I spend
most of my time jackhammering, shoveling dirt,
pushing a wheelbarrow, pulling weeds, cleaning up
rentals, chasing speed freaks with a claw hammer,
usual stuff.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Forgot to mention, the meth freak nutcase painted
a swastika on our rental back door. Odd, we are
not Jewish.

He is now living next door with a bimbo girl who
is one of his customers. The boy is a leech.

He flipped me off today.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I threw a rock at him and returned to my sweaty
work. Did not tell my husband.

Unfortunately, I missed his head.

However, my husband did ask what the meth head
was screaming and cussing about.

"I do not know. He is wigging out again."

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

he probably wouldn't have felt it...

wheres the pool table...
gotta have a pool table...

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

is the 'munchkin man back? maybe!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Last time my husband suggested a pool table,
I picked up a cheap plastic patio table and
tossed it in our pool, "There you go."

He has never mentioned a pool table again.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"did they really fire that pretty lady at NDOL
or are you just pokin' fun at those boys?"

NDOL replaced her with a Canadian man of distinction,
has a title or belongs to some royal snob club,
I dunno, like a Canadian knight or similar.

Big whoop-de-doo about all his social connections,
high society, a weird honorific title and stuff.

Suppose this adds value somehow.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by glassman on :

d'oh, i think that cross she's wearing is floating 'round our house now....

Posted by Peaser on :

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by Dustoff 1:
Howz a 'bout a really split ticket?

Frist/hillary
Boxer/Hannity

Or

Duke/Waters versus Boxer/Hannity
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Griffon says Condi/Hillary.......NOOOOOOO!

Frist/hillary------>RNC
Boxer/Hannity------>DEMS

Or

Duke/Waters<--------->Boxer/Hannity

Griffon, A Condi<---->Hillary result would be like "Katrina" being called a little harmless summer breeze...

Oh'my God, the humanity of it all!

Laws passed:
1--Stereo's would have volume control set at 1/8 power.

2--We would all have to have, hip and knee surgery, because of un-nessasary walking from vehicals when the wife drives...No more parking in front of where we are going...National campain" Ah' come on the walk will do you good"..

3--Massive fish die off problems would occur because of over population, fishing would be banned on week-ends..

4--Scratching ourselves would be banned, leading to more Dr. visits because of mental disorders, like booze abuse.

5--Car and truck racing would be banned "National campain"----> "Silly men watching other silly men driving around in circles must stop"

6--going to church might become mandatory...The I think we should go more often ploy, "But" might be banned.

Positive?
Bills might get paid on time..One of um would pass a law that our trucks have a mail safe in them...No more throwing it in the truck and losing it after leaving the mailbox..
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Men we must unit and stop hillary or Condi from winning....

Auto racing and fishing could be an endangered species!!!!

Oh' the humanity of it all..Battle cry, well after the races..

Posted by 66inxs on :

that weight room is a good idea. i need to do something like that, cuz my fitness stuff is unorganized and spread out. however, i need the dicipline of going to the gym. busy day ahead as usual. pool party tonight. tomorrow is dd day for monday.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

66, wieght training?

Just use one arm per beer..Alternate..

Posted by 66inxs on :

yess, but the goal is to stay healthy and not gain weight. i feel a lot better and have more energy when i work out. i do better with others at the gym and most people are really friendly there. swimming is great exercise also.

Posted by bdgee on :

I agree. A body need exercise. Since I messed up my knee and can't walk and have to drive to "The Dew Drop Inn" for my regular noon beer, I can really tell the difference.

Posted by jordanreed on :

exercise makes me tired..

I "work" for a living...dont need to go somewhere to stay in shape...

Posted by 66inxs on :

morning jordan. that is an advantage of "working" for a living, but that should not be an excuse for the rest of us to let ourselves go.

Posted by Peaser on :

LOL, just read the DKGR PR from yesterday. Got a nice kick out of it.

I wonder if UC(CMKX scam) got to them about those pesky diamonds? ROFL

"Fort a la Corne". Can it get any better than this?

As announced on March 29th, 2006, Drake Gold Resources, Inc. is planning to spin off all specialty assets used under the Company's previous business model. Discussions are still continuing with a company interested in purchasing these assets and they will update shareholders as soon as developments occur.

Hmmm?

Posted by 66inxs on :

i will read that too DKGR is always good for a laugh

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Last time my husband suggested a pool table,
I picked up a cheap plastic patio table and
tossed it in our pool, "There you go."

He has never mentioned a pool table again.

Taha

Yikes!

That transcends ornery....you should make amends immediately by securing a nice hunk of 1" slate so you can build a real nice one...together...as soon as the addidition is finished. Idle hands, you know...

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

I like me plastic table..Pack it around in the truck when camping.
legs come off..

Great fillet table that cleans easy for Halibut, Salmon, Stealhead and bottom fish, even cleaning and filleting some large trout in the woods..

Generaly. butter, pepper and salt, "wrap whole trout in tin foil 'Cleaned" LOL and then onto the campfire coals...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"d'oh, i think that cross she's wearing is floating
'round our house now."

You thought hippies dress strange? Whew...

Imagine each morning serving breakfast to
a teenage goth vampiress. That is enough
to open your sleepy eyes!

"That transcends ornery."

As if I am even ornery. Not like I would knot
your head with a claw hammer.

"Idle hands"

Ha! With my obsessive sexuality, my hands
are never idle!

* holds her hands up *

See these hands of mine?

POW!

Heh, heh, now you have a black eye you gullible git!

Ornery, pfftt... not me!

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

foreplay... [Big Grin]

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Whale, sure that isn't Maxine..LOL

Curious, whats your take on her..Some have said she has one heck of a sense of humor.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Raised this way.

Turned out this way.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

i blame it all on Anne Rice...

her writing is good, but there's something not right about the way she humanises the animal (vampire)

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Understand, I've never written anything without zeal."
- Anne Rice

Posted by 66inxs on :

where is buffy when you need her ?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ok, off to the dump to help my hubby unload
a big load of crap from the rental. This time,
he will not trick me into being left behind
at the dump.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

OK, so her writing is great...

i was very upset that my daughter started reading it at IMO too young an age ...

but once it was read? i couldn't exactly take it out of her head without drilling could i [Big Grin]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Drilling Results.

Posted by T e x on :

offhand observation: lottsa parallels between vampires and methtweakers...spooky chit

Posted by 66inxs on :

probably just a phase she's going through, glassman. trying to get attention ?

too bad that pg is down in the dumps today too !

Posted by glassman on :

Anne Rice deeply personalised the vampire's perspective...

she took the theft of "soul?" and made it into a sensual experience...
i don't think it's the best stuff for teens to be reading as they develop that's all...

i could be wrong too, it could possibly alert young people to the predatory behaviour of some people...

as for the goth thing? a lot of it is just halloween every night.. fun...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"i don't think it's the best stuff for teens to be
reading as they develop that's all..."

Does not matter what teenagers read as long as
teenagers are reading, often. Reading comprehension
skills and writing skills are very low for our
American young. Encourage kids to read anything,
without restriction.

Be highly involved with your children's reading
and you can control context, not content, but
context which is very important.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

* sniffs *

I smell like a garbage dump! Delightful.

Least he did not leave me there, this time.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

anything? i dunno...

Superman saves Godzilla from Mothra won't help much

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Waaaaaaaa wAAAAAAA Whale won't talk to me..sniffle sniffle...Waaaaaaaaaa

Posted by T e x on :

I get her point...reading *anything* better than reading nothing; at least, there's a chance of a foundation to springboard into other interests...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Dusty, starving for attention, cries,

"Whale won't talk to me..sniffle sniffle"

See this big fat tail of mine? How would you
like having my big fat tail smacking you
on your face?

Hmm, maybe I should reword that....

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

in fact, here's some reading for purlie:

http://www.bestbilliard.com/resources/buildtable.cfm

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

108 degrees, 90% humidity

* wilts *

Posted by T e x on :

we are lucky, for a few days...a "cold" front has arrived...we're in low 90s...high 70s at night wonderful relief!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Alright, Tex, what is with this note at page bottom?

"P.S. I ain't no English major, so please
refrain from analyzing my grammar :)"

Yep, does not matter what kids (nor adults) read.
More important they do read. Even more important
is to discuss reading material with kids so they
better understand the meaning of context; reality
versus fantasy.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

me would of 'been better off a talking about the weather for attention...me face is stinging now, right thru me new whiskers...Sea Lion whiskers? not now, they be whiskers for hole digging, down to the bunker me goes....

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Alright, Tex, what is with this note at page bottom?

"P.S. I ain't no English major, so please
refrain from analyzing my grammar "

Yep, does not matter what kids (nor adults) read.
More important they do read. Even more important
is to discuss reading material with kids so they
better understand the meaning of context; reality
versus fantasy.

Taha

dunno...guess he was nervous you'd find his page...

Actually, I use to know a better site, but his pix are pretty good...

reading...my son reads little beyond required texts, so I throw him a Robert B. Parker "Spenser" title every now and then...

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

found me spinich in the bunker....2 cans down now...Periscope------> a scaning the horizon.

'Bout to make a breakout on me ship!!!
Me named it Bismark! Un-Sinkable she is !!

Posted by Peaser on :

quote:
Originally posted by T e x:
we are lucky, for a few days...a "cold" front has arrived...we're in low 90s...high 70s at night wonderful relief!

Heh, heh, It's been great here. Raining, but at least we're in the 60's! My kinda weather.

Well, you'd prolly take the rain too though, huh?

Posted by T e x on :

oh, heck, yeah...watering bans, low lakes, constant threat of fire...you bet, we need it bad

Posted by Peaser on :

Our drought ended when the flooding happened last month. The only problem there?

Our drought and your drought are two different issues.

Posted by T e x on :

actually, I think about that more than is warranted, I'm sure...

peeps "over here" slogging through mud in their homes, peeps "over there" in a countryside full of kindling...

Posted by Peaser on :

Yeah, we don't see many wild fires up this way much.

Just wish we could kick this humidity up here.

Posted by Peaser on :

Just took one of our cats outside for the first time, man that was a mistake.

There were two other cats out there.

All was fine in the beginning, then our cat started hissin'. Stupid cat.

Grabbed it, took it inside and he scratched the crap out of my hand and arm.

Just spazzed on me. lol

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Currently 114 degrees, 95 percent humidity,
massive thunderheads, dry lightning strikes,
rolling thunder passing through two or three
times per _minute_ from the east. Looks a
monsterous monsoon type storm is coming in.

We have given up working our on rental for
today and have retreated to the depths of
our swimming pool. I feel to be a walking
bag of deep fry oil so much of my fat has
melted inside.

If this is global warming, we and just about
every other living thing are good as dead.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You know it is hot when you turn on the key
in your old truck and the temperature gauge
jumps to 120 degrees before you have even
started the engine.

Overheated cars on the sides of roads everywhere
and fire trucks screaming all around our city.

Lizards are wearing umbrella hats and sunshades.
Birds are exploding while flying. Cats are laying
under sprinklers. Refrigerator is full of snakes.

Boiling Fatima

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Through 600 PM an area of showers and thunderstorms will effect Perris...Sun City...Lake Elsinore...Lake Arrowhead...Green Valley Lake...Big Bear Lake...Santiago Peak...and Lake Hemet. The showers and thunderstorms were moving northwest at 15 mph. Brief very heavy rain...dangerous lightning and small hail is likely with the storms. Rainfall rates of up to three quarters of an inch in an hour are possible. Runoff and local ponding of water is possible. Thunderstorms will continue to develop into this evening.

Excessive heat warning in effect until 7 PM PDT this evening...
Excessive heat watch in effect from Sunday afternoon through Sunday evening...

City Distance to Epicenter Magnitude Date
Idyllwild, CA 41 miles / 67 km 2.7 1:52 AM PDT 2006-07-22

Lightning bolts are dancing all over our local
hilltops, some just hundreds of yards away.

Gotta love Southern California; shake and bake.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

*birds exploding*

lol,

sounds awful...

funny

but awful...

Posted by T e x on :

why don't y'all come on home where things only try to bite you or gouge you? It hardly ever gets 108 back home, taha. No earthquakes, to speak of--and rare the exploding bird.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Been offline a couple of hours. Lightning struck
our hilltop then fried our modem. Keep a spare
modem here, have to order a new one. However,
takes about two hours to work with the tech
people at our regional backbone server; long
process to program their system for our new
modem MAC address.

My husband knows I am crazy, our girl thinks I am
crazy. Nonetheless I did enjoy lightning dancing
in the nude atop our hill for an hour. Pouring
down rain, lots of lightning, thunder. Very good
spiritual cleansing.

Lucky this time, our girl joined me for a half
hour or so. She loved the experience.

My reckoning is if lightning strikes us, we
will never know; instant lights out. Not such
a bad way to go.

http://www.purlgurl.net/~callgirl/cybespri.html

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

*note to self: spare routers and hubs? yup ... spare modem? better check inventory. *

lightning great way to go, if you go... nasty if it only blows out a shoulder or a hip. Saw a guy on the news from some campus in OK...maintenance guy, forget the college...been hit 3 times, no major damage, yet. Well. I didn't hear him speak *before,* if you catch my drift... He mighta been real sharp before the first one...

Posted by Peaser on :

A good conducter? [Razz]

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

"My reckoning is if lightning strikes us, we
will never know; instant lights out. Not such
a bad way to go."

Whale are you OK?
I sense a valiant effort at something...
We are your friends Purl Gurl, we are here to help you if ever needed...
ya ya I know your to tuff for that kind of thing..But still, we are here.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"I sense a valiant effort at something..."

Yeah, frying some of the fat off my butt.
I have tried everything else.

This is a tree on our hill struck by lightning
last summer. Fried a modem, as well. Top thirty
to forty feet was turned into toothpicks.

We have three families of woodpeckers living inside
a Sycamore tree near to this tree. You can Sycamore
leaves on your extreme right. We elected to leave
what you see of the tree. This tree is now a
natural woodpecker feeder.

This picture is take about thirty minutes back.
Reddish orange cast is from sunset. Back of this
tree is a pine tree turned colorful by sunset.
We have over fifty pine trees now. A story is
to be told about those pines.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Our reward for honoring natural spirits. We danced
under clouds, danced with lightning, danced under
refreshing wind driven hard rain roaring with a
voice of thunder; Thunderbird.

We listen, we feel, we honor. We are rewarded.

Setting aside our heathen ways, one-hundred-fourteen
today, then a severe monsoon storm. What a day!

Yes, we are high above our local city.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

nice shot

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

One of three wild cats living with us. Not feral,
not domestic abandoned, wild. All three were born
in a small cave on a cliff face concealed by two
to three feet thick English Ivy.

This is as close those cats will allow us. They
do come inside our homes to eat, sometimes to
sleep when weather is cold. A female cat (fixed)
will allow us to pet inside one of our homes,
but not outside!

You can see he is giving me the evil eye. "Tips"
took shelter under a pine tree while our girl
and me tempted fate by lightning dancing.

He did not run from the weather. He simply stayed
under a pine tree and watched us.

Animals, all types of animals come here, to pass
through or to stay. I believe animals sense our
hilltop is a safe haven, a beckoning paradise
of shelter, food and love.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

that's quite a shot, too

check the light on the pine, then natural light on red in background, then kitty's eyes....wheee

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"nice shot"

A bit walleyed. I used a cheap digital camera,
generic fish eye type lens. Did not have time
to setup our old fashion Canon single reflex.

I am looking at buying us a decent digital
to replace this tiny pocket size Kodak digital.

Digital cameras are nice, in a way. This cheapie
will hold almost three-thousand pictures. Clear
advantage there over higher quality film cameras.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Should you look close, Tex, you will see white
cotton balls behind the cat. Those are from a
Monkey Pod tree. Seeds float around carried
by a fluff of cotton. In the Orient, called
Chinese Silk Floss trees. A type of silk is
woven from those.

I will take some pictures. Really wild trees.
Huge thorns all over, giant orchid like flowers
followed by coconut like seed pods, which explode
literally with a bang. Then millons of cotton
fluffs with seeds are released into the wind.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=monkey+pod+tree

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

Our reward for honoring natural spirits. We danced
under clouds, danced with lightning, danced under
refreshing wind driven hard rain roaring with a
voice of thunder; Thunderbird.

We listen, we feel, we honor. We are rewarded.

Setting aside our heathen ways, one-hundred-fourteen
today, then a severe monsoon storm. What a day!

Yes, we are high above our local city.

Taha

"nice shot" referred to this one--lottsa "information" in this shot...pleasing composition, too

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

damn fool Barricuda finaly took the bait...

Davey Jones Locker was even warned...LOL

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Should you look close, Tex, you will see white
cotton balls behind the cat. Those are from a
Monkey Pod tree. Seeds float around carried
by a fluff of cotton. In the Orient, called
Chinese Silk Floss trees. A type of silk is
woven from those.

I will take some pictures. Really wild trees.
Huge thorns all over, giant orchid like flowers
followed by coconut like seed pods, which explode
literally with a bang. Then millons of cotton
fluffs with seeds are released into the wind.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=monkey+pod+tree

Taha

fascinating...

sure, more...

Posted by Jo4321 on :

Sad day today. I had just posted that story about my son's pet rat in this thread yesterday.

She seemed perfectly healthy last night, but this morning she was limp and breathing heavily. My son came home from camp, we took her to the vet, he gave her an antibiotic but said the prognosis wasn't good. Seems she caught pneumonia or some other respiratory infection. She died about an hour later in my sons arms. I have a very sad child today.

RIP SCAMPERS

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Mark Twain introduced Monkey Pod trees to Hawaii.

Dusty, our beliefs are not the norm, well, mine
certainly are not! You are a smart boy and know
of American Indian cultures and belief systems.

We, in our family, must honor spirits. Storms
like this are so rare. Earlier today, under a
blistering hot sun, one-hundred-fourteen degrees,
we are stripping asphaltum shingles off an old
storage room, the one the meth freak tore apart.

My husband in shoveling shingles down to me,
I am shoveling them up and loading our old truck.

Those shingles were so hot, a slight touch of
the hand would blister your fingers, not kidding.

Every five minutes or so, we would take turns
hosing each other down to stay cool. During
this I commented, "I wish it would up and rain."

There ya go. One heck of a rainstorm, a monsoon
type storm, actually. This storm came out of
nowhere and was fast moving. Hearing rolling
thunder in the distance, I told my husband we
must go home, right now. He knows when to listen.
Half an hour after being home, the storm.

I literally _had_ to honor the spirits, wind,
rain, lightning, sky, all spirits because rain
was given to us. I asked, the spirits gave.
My responsibility is to go out and be with
the spirits, even if dangerous. Should I take
shelter, hide from the spirits, they will quickly
abandon me knowing my beliefs are false.

Ironically, I mentioned the meth freak is leeching
off a girl and her father next door to our rental.
We could hear he and friends next door getting
stoned and having a good time, at the expense of
the father, his daughter and children.

We were working very hard, he was partying.

Rain came for us to enjoy, rain ruined his
outdoor stoner party. We went out into the
storm to give thanks, the stoners hid from
the storm, cussed the storm.

This is how it works with spirits. All a matter
of perspective on what is truly the good. We
enjoy the good, he, the leech on life, only
enjoys a life of misery which he may realize
when he becomes old and none are willing to
allow him to leech.

We enjoy sunsets, his life is in sunset.

Our family must show reverence for the spirits,
that simple. Should lightning strike one or
all of us, this is the spirits rewarding us,
taking us, folding welcoming arms around us.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Lower interest rates? yep..Even with higher per Barrel prices...Looks like trouble ahead, lower interest rates less profits...

Average shumck is able to keep up for the time being..Shows me their is a deep fear within banking circles..

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

"Dusty, our beliefs are not the norm, well, mine
certainly are not! You are a smart boy and know
of American Indian cultures and belief systems."

yep! but it was on my mind once in awhile for a long time...Got it out in the open now, feel much better...

me ain't a millionaire yet! but that can change,,

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dustoff 1:
[qb] "Dusty, our beliefs are not the norm, well, mine
certainly are not! You are a smart boy and know
of American Indian cultures and belief systems."

yep! but it was on my mind once in awhile for a long time...Got it out in the open now, feel much better...

my Siox crew and friend used to love bad weather at Sea, and would bow and then Thrust both fists towards the Sky in respect..I have done same many times..
Lightn'n storms at night at Sea are extraordinary and very dangerous on a fish boat.. The Mast itself is a lightn'n rod, let alone, antena's Radars ect..being on the radio can be thought provoking sometimes in heavy lightn'n but sometimes rescue efforts have to be organised when a Boat is going down..

I do know about spirits, remember the tree?
So many events in one's life....So many truths yet to learn..

[ July 23, 2006, 00:43: Message edited by: Dustoff 1 ]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Jo, I am very sorry.

A story your boy might enjoy.

I am younger than your boy, barely four or five
years old, living with my grandparents on their
rural Oklahoma farm.

I have a favorite cat, black and white, very old
and tired. She dies but I do not know this. My
grandparents bury my cat, then walk a few miles
to another farm house, where they ask for a cat.

This is the day before Easter. Grandma always
colors eggs and hides them for us kids.

I am looking for my favorite black and white
cat. Cannot find her. However, this orange
splattered cat comes running to my, "kitty,
kitty" call. Not our cat. I run over to our
farm house, tell my grandma about the this
new cat. She tells me, "Child, that is your
cat. This morning she drank some of my egg
dye and it changed her colors."

All is well. I found my cat, she has different
colors. This is fine, I have my cat.

Years later I realize, after some schooling,
cats cannot change colors! I ask grandma
about my cat and the new cat, "Taha, I did
not want you to be heartbroken so I told you
that story." She explains what happened and
from where the orange cat came.

I sure miss my grandmother. I love her so much!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Dusty, settle down, boy! You are too excited!

Taha

Posted by MagicK on :

"I have a very sad child today."

How old is your son? A puppy might cure that grief quick!

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Mark Twain introduced Monkey Pod trees to Hawaii.

Dusty, our beliefs are not the norm, well, mine
certainly are not! You are a smart boy and know
of American Indian cultures and belief systems.

We, in our family, must honor spirits. Storms
like this are so rare. Earlier today, under a
blistering hot sun, one-hundred-fourteen degrees,
we are stripping asphaltum shingles off an old
storage room, the one the meth freak tore apart.

My husband in shoveling shingles down to me,
I am shoveling them up and loading our old truck.

Those shingles were so hot, a slight touch of
the hand would blister your fingers, not kidding.

Every five minutes or so, we would take turns
hosing each other down to stay cool. During
this I commented, "I wish it would up and rain."

There ya go. One heck of a rainstorm, a monsoon
type storm, actually. This storm came out of
nowhere and was fast moving. Hearing rolling
thunder in the distance, I told my husband we
must go home, right now. He knows when to listen.
Half an hour after being home, the storm.

I literally _had_ to honor the spirits, wind,
rain, lightning, sky, all spirits because rain
was given to us. I asked, the spirits gave.
My responsibility is to go out and be with
the spirits, even if dangerous. Should I take
shelter, hide from the spirits, they will quickly
abandon me knowing my beliefs are false.

Ironically, I mentioned the meth freak is leeching
off a girl and her father next door to our rental.
We could hear he and friends next door getting
stoned and having a good time, at the expense of
the father, his daughter and children.

We were working very hard, he was partying.

Rain came for us to enjoy, rain ruined his
outdoor stoner party. We went out into the
storm to give thanks, the stoners hid from
the storm, cussed the storm.

This is how it works with spirits. All a matter
of perspective on what is truly the good. We
enjoy the good, he, the leech on life, only
enjoys a life of misery which he may realize
when he becomes old and none are willing to
allow him to leech.

We enjoy sunsets, his life is in sunset.

Our family must show reverence for the spirits,
that simple. Should lightning strike one or
all of us, this is the spirits rewarding us,
taking us, folding welcoming arms around us.

Taha

damn good post

party vs honor

well said

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Dusty, settle down, boy! You are too excited!

Taha

-------------------------------------------------
Sometimes....'Fraid me is one of those life eaters...Life is not going to eat me...So I shoot from the Heart sometimes...me thinks thats why me wife loves me all these yrs...

Posted by Jo4321 on :

Cute story, Purl. I could've really gotten away with something like that with a rat, cause they really all look alike, just different colors and patterns.

And, Magick, my son is 11. The rat had a sister, so he still has one pet. But I've heard that sometimes when one rat dies, the other will go shortly after. We are keeping a close eye on rat number two. And since, the doc gave us antibiotics, if we see any signs of infection we'll give her the medicine originally intended for the dearly departed rat. I just hated seeing his pain today.

A puppy would be nice, however, we recently lost our dog who was 15 years old. We haven't wanted to get a puppy because of that long committment. We were thinking of perhaps adopting an older dog that needs a home.

Jo

Posted by MagicK on :

"I literally _had_ to honor the spirits, wind,
rain, lightning, sky, all spirits because rain
was given to us. I asked, the spirits gave.
My responsibility is to go out and be with
the spirits, even if dangerous. Should I take
shelter, hide from the spirits, they will quickly
abandon me knowing my beliefs are false."

That..strikes a chord. Some are called by the storm. Few can bring it into being.
Sometimes, they are one and the same.

Posted by MagicK on :

Jo, if the other pet goes, get 'em a young dog, let him pick it out.
An old one will only cause him to visit grief again when it goes.
Your son is young, he needs a dog that can keep up as well.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Did anybody else notice the message right under the Allstocks Home page logo?

It does change but one cought my attention..
If you didn't see it, I'll and see if I can post it..If for real, might help us on the way to Millionaire status...

Uranium............

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Destiny, blind luck or just life...Oppertunity does knock, ya just gotta know when..

1973 was the beginning of several adventures to the Gulf coast of Texas.. Working as a fisherman and much later as a Capt in the Offshore Oil industry..Oil industry? Generaly 52 day contracts..Then gone to other fishing ventures in the NW Pacific and South Pacific..

Aransas Pass gulf coast Texas: 1973
Was looking for a shrimp boat to jump on, and I mean fast..

Was sitting on my chopped 750 Honda M/C in the parking lot at a boat basin..Was trying to spot a boat I might have a crack at..Good jobs on good boats ain't easy..

Noticed what was obviously a Capt talking to his rig man/engineer, the boat had exaust coming from the stack and they definatly looked like something wasn't quite right.

Down to the boat I go, 'Captain are you short a crew? a look over the the top of his glasses and then just might, but you talk like a Damn Yankee!

I replied as best as I can remember, Don't know nothin' 'bout no damn yankee's I am a fisherman from Oregon..The two of um played along,'whatcha think boss, is Oregon Yankee territory, Capt said I dunno know, maybe not, he doesn't talk like any damn Yankee I ever heard..

Bout that time a local shows up "Hey I been fishing for yrs outa Morgan City, could really use the Sea time for my Capts license, he exclaimed.

Silence-----------------Then,,,Oregon grab your gear and we will show ya where to stow your M/C.

Later the Capt said, he knew I had better sense than the other trained crew......Never tell a Capt from the git go your trying to be a Capt!

We had a killer trip off the Yucatan Peninsula of Mexico, 12-16 count prawns..Very nice paycheck, full share.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

About the time White Eyes declared victory over Indians...

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Yucatan Peninsula of Mexico, 12-16 count prawns.."

Prawns, is this what you boys call those
pretty little Senoritas?

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

I think that's what they call boys who *look like* pretty lil senoritas...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Nine in the morning, ninety degrees and an
earthquake just rolled through.

I simply must stop wishing for some hot rock and roll.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"I think that's what they call boys who *look like* pretty lil senoritas."

With Dusty and crew out to sea for two months,
this could happen.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

are those the original tomahawk missiles?

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"I think that's what they call boys who *look like* pretty lil senoritas."

With Dusty and crew out to sea for two months,
this could happen.

Taha

-------------------------------------------------
Now you know my secret to a long and happy marriage.... [Big Grin]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"are those the original tomahawk missiles?"

Of course. Where do you think our American
government swiped the idea for missles?

This is a photograph of an early prototype Apache
helicopter created by my American Indian ancestors.
I am posing next to provice concept of size. Quite
large and well developed as you can see.

Only one crew person serving as pilot and gunner.
My ancestors used these Apache helicopters to
bomb the American calvary with buffalo chips.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

I'd ride 'em...wouldn't wanna be around at feedin' time, though...

Posted by 66inxs on :

i think i saw some of these prototypes flying around the pool last night. actually downed one or two !

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Ah' ain't nuttin but a bug....You want to see real monsters? huh well do ya! I dare ya saw yes! [Big Grin]

Posted by 66inxs on :

ok dusty, i'll take the dare - yes ! but make it something good !

Posted by Gordon Bennett on :

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

If you have ever had a carpenter ant attack your house, you may survive the following shock! Others remove children from area....

The monster about to be displayed is of a evil beast worse than anything in Revelations......

Carpenter Ant
Hymenoptera: Formicidae, Camponotus spp.
SIZE: Large - from 1/4 inch (6.4mm) for a worker up to 3/4 inch (19.1mm) for a queen

COLOR: Black, or sometimes red and black

DESCRIPTION: Carpenter ants are active indoors during many months of the year, usually during the spring and summer. When ants are active in the house during late winter/early spring (February/March), the infestation (nest) is probably within the household. When carpenter ants are first seen in the spring and summer (May/June), then the nest is likely outdoors and the ants are simply coming in for food. The natural food of the ants consists of honeydew from aphids, other insects, and plant juices, but they will readily forage for water and food scraps within the house.

HABITAT: Under natural conditions, carpenter ants nest in live and dead trees and in rotting logs and stumps. However, they will also construct their nests in houses, telephone poles, and other man-made wooden structures.

Nests are begun in deteriorating wood which has been exposed to moisture. Often, the colony will extend its nest to adjacent, sound wood. Nests are commonly found in porch pillars and roofs, window sills, and wood in contact with soil.

LIFE CYCLE: The colonies of carpenter ants are often long lived. Each colony is founded by a single fertilized queen. She establishes a nesting site in a cavity in wood. She then rears her first brood of workers, feeding them salivary secretions. She does not leave the nest nor feed herself throughout this period. The workers which are reared first assume the task of gathering food with which to feed the younger larvae. As the food supply becomes more constant, the colony population grows very rapidly. A colony does not reach maturity and become capable of producing young queens and males until it contains 2,000 or more workers. It may take a colony from three to six years or more to reach this stage. Each year thereafter, the colony will continue to produce winged queens and males, which leave their nest and conduct mating flights from May through July.

TYPE OF DAMAGE: Carpenter ants rarely cause structural damage to buildings, although they can cause significant damage over a period of years because nests are so long lived. Some recent evidence indicates that they can also cause extensive damage to foam insulation.

CONTROL: Control of carpenter ant infestations requires that the nest be found. Once this is done, the infested wood can be removed or treated chemically, and causes of moisture damage to the wood can be corrected. The best procedure is to inspect all possible locations-and to select these locations on the basis of potential water exposure. Once the nest is located, control can be achieved by the use of an aerosol insecticide labeled for the purpose.

INTERESTING FACTS: Ants of the genus Camponotus are known as carpenter ants because they house their colonies in galleries they excavate in wood. Carpenter ants do not eat the wood they remove during their nest-building activities, but deposit it outside entrances to the colony in small piles. The wood is used solely as a nesting site. The galleries of carpenter ants are kept smooth and clean, and are not lined with moist soil as termite galleries are.

Visit Virginia Cooperative Extension

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

To bad the above is from another planet...
The Truth?

These ants can eat your house! While snacking on the arisol can they take out of your hand..

They like insecticide as sorta of a flavoring for the wood...

Posted by 66inxs on :

have never had any experiences with carpenter ants, but it looks like they do significant damage to wooden structures. insects are constantly evolving. i saw a black and white bee i never saw before yesterday. regular bees are geting rarer and rarer imho.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

We had the house inspected before closing...No evidence of any kind of investation..They missed um..Have them under control now, but had a problem with the NW corner of the second floor...

Posted by 66inxs on :

did you have any legal recourse on the people who missed the ants or was fixing the damage on you ? that sucks big time !

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

They went of buisness...Didn't want to use insurance, not good to so on a small claim..Fixed it myself..

Hey! Whale.....Grover Washington jr. " Take 5"

cruis'n in the sun.....?

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

BBQ Salmon over an open pit with Alder wood..

Split Salmon whole down center.
Leave skin on..
Place in tightn'n steel web on steel pole, some use wood poles like the indian's used to do..
Lean and support above fire and coals..

Baste with butter.after salt and pepper..
Skin side towards heat...

DO NOT over cook.

Then eat, careful tho, you might eat half a Salmon!

------------------------------------------------
Don't have to be a Millionaire to enjoy, but it helps, the cost of Wild fish is Sky Rocketing for the real thing...

Salmon ranch Salmon is easy to spot mushy, with large fat lines...They will try and sell it to you as wild..

Don't eat farmed Salmon the stuff is nothing but junk..

Posted by bdgee on :

Yep, goes for farmed catfish too.....JUNK!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Circa 1780 - 1800 this is our American Indian
version of the American Sherman Tank. As with
our Apache helicopter, the American government
swiped this idea of ours and turned it into a
mechanized death machine.

We used this early model Sherman Tank to launch
large quantities of a wet mixture of mule manure
and buffalo dung, at the American Cavalry.

Rather effective, especially when no bathing
facilities around for the cavalry.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

what makes it spring forward?

Posted by 66inxs on :

that still has a practical use today in a buffalo chip slinging contest. obvious first place winner.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"what makes it spring forward?"

Rubber bands attached to steer horns.

Look close.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"what makes it spring forward?"

Clearly, a single fire ant, in just the right place,
would make me spring forward.

YEOW!

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"what makes it spring forward?"

Rubber bands attached to steer horns.

Look close.

Taha

ahhh...rubber from S. American kin...

DOH! shoulda figgered that out...

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Hey, that catapult is still used everyday, same projectile as before....Just check most threads on any given Pink....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"...Just check most threads on any given Pink...."

Then, my dear peg legged Captain Ahab, along comes
that darn siren of a squaw in her sea worthy canoe.

Lash me to the main mast, maties, plug your ears with
black pitch lest the siren lure us to the rocks!

[Wink]

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I am thinking one or two more early American Indian
weapons then move on to early American Indian
sex toys.

What you boys think?

I know, I know what you are thinking, "Darn it,
why does she not post full size photographs of
her wearing that silly Halloween head dress and
not much else?"

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

did i ever tell ya the one about the whale a scratching it's chin on me stabilizer chain??

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"did i ever tell ya the one about the whale a
scratching it's chin on me stabilizer chain?"

This reads to be a story about whips and chains!
I am interested!

What is her name?

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

it was a Killer whale, still don't want to hear?

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Ahoy thar in that canoe! Avast! here's comes a whale of a tail!

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

was drifting at night, it was dead calm,, clear sky,, nearly full moon..Was in me bunk when i heard the whale blow...Coming outa the foc'sul i noticed spray on the starboard wheelhouse window....looked out and there the Orca was....Gently scratching away on the stabilizer chain..The stabilizer was down about 10 feet.

I could see the whales eye, we were eye to so to speak..

Went out on deck and noticed several others around my 36 footer..When running whale watching trips I;ve had greys come right to the boat and people actually touched them...

But never have i had killers behave like the pod did that night..The stayed for quite awhile..All was at peace that special night...

Posted by Jo4321 on :

I can picture this Dustoff. That's one whale of a tale! Great story!

Jo

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Jo, it is a true story...Did forget about my Mast light being on tho, it really helped seeing them, even tho it's not very powerful..Keep it on at night so i'm easier to see..You can see mast lights from miles away at Sea.

Where's the whale? off feeding somewhere?
maybe she ate a renter....

which means i'm safe for awhile...
maybe the renter was a fat one...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"which means i'm safe for awhile..."

None are safe when Purl Gurl is around, and,
Boy Howdy, is she around, like a good forty
inches around, at the waist.

Our American Indian assault vehicle, circa 1850 - 1875.

Very dangerous, fast, easy to maneuver, dependable
and great gas milage. You will note I have removed
the rubber suction cup from my arrow; very deadly.

Of course, the American government also swiped
this idea from us leading to the Edsel, Pinto,
Hugo and four mile per gallon Hum-Vee.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Whats a waist? you make it sound like your shaped like an egg! Well whales kinda are...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"you make it sound like your shaped like an egg!
Well whales kinda are..."

* wiggles her massive tail back and forth *

Watch it, kid, or I will tail slap you clean
into next week, whereupon you will bounce up
and down like a rubber ball for a month of
Sundays, at least.

Recall what I did your ship, the Pequod.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

seeing that picture explains custer's last stand. poor boys didn't see the arrows until too late !!

btw NDOL is done in the teens where it belongs. you weren't bashing - you were a dime per share too high !

Posted by glassman on :

i just heard they are having problems at Cleveland Natl Forest Purl...

Posted by bdgee on :

I thought that was supposed to be bull whale that did the deed to the Pequod.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"I thought that was supposed to be bull whale that did the deed to the Pequod."

An urban myth started by jealous men.

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

Ummm hmmmm, yassssss....

and you say you were In Philidelphia in 1776, then on a beach in France on June 6, 1944?

Posted by T e x on :

doh...

think about it, guys: "Acme Islam Hell"

wasn't Acme always Wily Coyote's brand?

hello?

[ July 24, 2006, 18:45: Message edited by: T e x ]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Posted by glassman on :

Purl, is Cleveland forest burning?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"...is Cleveland forest burning?"

Have not listened to news today. I will check.
There are fires burning all over because of
lightning strikes.

Some areas around us have been without electricity
going on three days. Ours has been on and off for
several days.

I will check on the fires, just turned on the news.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Yes, Cleveland Forest is on fire along with
half of Southern California.

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=cleveland+forest+fire

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

110 degrees plus there too huh?

Posted by Relentless. on :

A chilly 90 here

Posted by glassman on :

chilly 94 today here RD... i took advantage of the "cool spell" and weed whackered for awhile...

good signature..

Posted by Relentless. on :

yep funny how a cool spell around our neck of the woods is low nineties.. but man it was nice here today..
Looks like the rest of the week will be upper eighties... I might need a jacket.

Posted by T e x on :

ya, relieved here, too--momentarily, I fear...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

66inxs requests more historical facts on
legendary American Indian weapons of war.

Psychological Operations, our strongest and most
formidable weapon. Many think of us as ghosts,
as spirits, as coyotes, rightfully so. We heathen
Indians are a sharp and shrewd lot; hard to see.

Of course, I stand out like a sore thumb but this
adds to our diversionary tactic. Periodically, we
would, with the help of an Anglo friendly, spread
news of an Indian Squaw Slave Auction.

Our auctions are always held in a remote area,
most often, a box canyon. Cavalry and half of
the local town would show up to buy an Indian
Squaw, for house chores and cooking, of course.
You see we numbered ourselves for auction.

Refreshments, hot beer and fire water are handed
out to the bidders, with great generosity. Not
long all those horse soldiers, men from town, are
all excited, whooping and hollering, if not outright
fighting amongst themselves. Perfect diversion.

While the White Eyes boys are busy looking, jeering,
whistling and all that, one-thousand of our braves,
mostly renegades, would quickly and quietly sneak
up behind the crowd of men looking to buy a slave.

Eventually, one of us squaws would holler,

"Look behind you, boys! Look! LOOK!"

There stood a thousand angry half naked heathen
wild Indian men looking to be baked to tough beef
jerky, each holding a drawn bow and arrow pointed
at the heads of the Anglo men.

"Ok, boys," one of us Squaws, get naked!"

Lots of angry protests and masculine challenges
answered by swift flight of a few arrows landing
directly between their feet. All cooperate, drop
their guns, rifles, pants, shirts, even boots.

Each Anglo man is given a gourd of water with
our not being cruel peoples, then,

"Run boys, run! If you do not run fast enough
we are going to shoot your butts so full of
arrows you will look like waddling porcupines!
Now run, RUN you sorry ass boys!"

Quite the sight to watch a hundred half drunk
white-as-snake-belly men running and dancing
across a hot parched landscape. Run, hop, dance,
pull stickers, scream, holler, fall down, crawl,
run some more. Yes, quite the sight.

We would then collect their weapons, Colt revolvers,
Winchester rifles, shake out their pants and
boots for money, then burn their clothes.
Their horses became ours and are well cared
for, with kindness and respect.

When done, Boy Howdy, would we have a great
party! Naked heathen Indians all around enjoying
a good ol' time, which led to a benefit of an
increased birth rate nine months later.

Diversionary Tactics, yes, we are the best.

For five bucks from each of you I will provide
the bottom half of my photograph.

Now, run boys, RUN! Fetch your fiver!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

thanks for the great picture and story pg. the trojan horse strikes again ! i saw a lot of truth in that story. isn't it amazing how it only took 200 years to transform america from a lush paradise to the mess it is today? i guess it is a blessing that we won't get to see 200 years from now.
i hope we can make the mm's circle their wagons while we fire deadly arrows of day trades at them and take their money, leaving them scampering as we enjoy ourselves at the pool. pumpers run for the safety of the wagons for your time is close at hand ! it is very satisfying to beat the man by his own rules.

btw, let me know where to forward the fiver....
rofl !!!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"i saw a lot of truth in that story...."

This is an example of subtle racism which runs
deep through our American culture. These figurines,
in themselves, are not racist, are acceptable.

However, the arrangement of those figurines is racist.

I am quite sure this is an innocent act, a display
created without any malice. Nonetheless, the seller
of these figurines selected an arrangement which
reflects deep rooted racist thinking born of
several hundred years acts of genocide against
American Indians; he is taught to think this way.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

the subtile racism is so prevelant in movies, books, television of the past, etc. it escapes most people. oddly enough, what really happened does not seem to make it into the curriculum of schools. something ain't right ! some of us are lucky enough to find out years later that almost everything we were taught about our history is wrong. people should always question what they are being taught !

mm's are shooting back today btw !!! rofl !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ok, 66inxs paid his five bucks to see the
bottom half of my diversion picture. No
others are allowed to look, only 66inxs.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

morning pg. i guess that i should have put more emphasis on the word BOTTOM, but you pay your money, and you take your chances! thanks for the thought, however.

we must have a really together board cuz the boys from ihub are really fighting to post here and are so upset when they get banned for their bs. great info and dd here on this board !!!

i do need to figure out what i need to do to get those peeps to promote me from "undesireable" to "notorious" !

how about ten bucks for the center section ? j/k lets all make money today and GL with the cleaning of the rental !!!

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

hel----low----0----0----0

Posted by T e x on :

66,

see the lagbolts, between the stacks of Hadite blocks? The pattern pointing to 4 o'clock? Look beneath the stage...

see those eyes?

Posted by 66inxs on :

hi tex

wow you have sharp eyes. the ever vigilant coyote ?

tied up in meetings today and missed all the fun ! hope you guys and gals made money today !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"wow you have sharp eyes. the ever vigilant coyote?"

Look closer, you will see Coyote's front paws
barely sticking out from the shadows.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You boys have been giving me little attention
lately so I am returning just as little.

I am number nine. Number ten is old enough to
be my mother.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

who's missing?

Posted by 66inxs on :

sorry about the lack of attention. i was having too much fun getting my butt kicked on some of the other threads.

never spotted the coyote until tex pointed it out. that's what i meant about the naked woman on the horse killing off the calvary !

from now on, i will give the coyote props and watch for it.

Posted by T e x on :

you know from days past I love the cunning linguist attitude...

see where the sun meets shadow, just elbow-side of the wrist? o me o my...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"who's missing?"

You see? You boys simply do not pay attention
and take forever to catch on.

Taha

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by T e x:
you know from days past I love the cunning linguist attitude...

see where the sun meets shadow, just elbow-side of the wrist? o me o my...

Yep, but have you also noticed the upper shadow? It doesn't go that far down which is telling me that they're pointing towards the sun if you know what I mean. In any event, where's the # 9 entry?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Two and four are missing. Now look at three, eight
and nine, especially three.

Right there in front of you and you do not see!

Same applies to your masculine view of stocks.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

i give up. maybe three is not a native american ?

i hope tex isn't laughing cuz everyone is staring at the woman's arm... oops i must have missed that too. help me out please !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Relax, 66, you give me more than enough attention.

I am becoming annoyed with some of the other
boys. They have not learned they are forcing
a stock to be what their masculine minds command.

The picture will make sense should I elect to
provide the big picture. Numbers for contestants,
right to left, your right to left,

1 3 5 6 7 8 9 10 (reversed order in photo)

Two and four are missing. Three is looking down
at five, eight and nine are laughing.

Three is the second from your right.

I displayed just enough numbers for the sharp
of mind to take notice. However, masculine eyes
do not notice numbers, unless numbers like
38-28-36 which is the only masculine focus.

Same applies to stocks, as discussed in the
first couple of pages of this long thread.
Men only see a model which fits their own
brand of masculine thinking.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Incidently, five and ten are six feet tall.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Boys, use your fingers if you are experiencing
challenges counting to ten.

MEOOOW...

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

thanks pg. i did spot the missing numbers cuz there were only 8 girls. did miss the coyote completely, however. i looked and looked but was trying to find something that was not there. too anal !

kudos on being notorious btw !!

Posted by jordanreed on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Boys, use your fingers if you are experiencing
challenges counting to ten.

MEOOOW...

Taha

i can only use one hand right now... [Cool]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Five is actually Ann Coulter wearing a brunette wig.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"i can only use one hand right now..."

Well darn, boy, stop picking your nose
and get busy counting.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

lmfao, too funny pg and jordan !

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Relax, 66, you give me more than enough attention.

I am becoming annoyed with some of the other
boys. They have not learned they are forcing
a stock to be what their masculine minds command.

The picture will make sense should I elect to
provide the big picture. Numbers for contestants,
right to left, your right to left,

1 3 5 6 7 8 9 10 (reversed order in photo)

Two and four are missing. Three is looking down
at five, eight and nine are laughing.

Three is the second from your right.

I displayed just enough numbers for the sharp
of mind to take notice. However, masculine eyes
do not notice numbers, unless numbers like
38-28-36 which is the only masculine focus.

Same applies to stocks, as discussed in the
first couple of pages of this long thread.
Men only see a model which fits their own
brand of masculine thinking.

Taha

Well, now that you've told us that two are missing, it makes sense. And you're right, # 10 is an old broad. Still looks a little "perky" though. Are you going to bi-tch at me if I say # 9 is not my favorite?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Are you going to bi-tch at me if I say # 9 is not my favorite?"

No, I would not be upset at all.

Now finish your dinner I served you, dear.

Taha

Posted by Up on :

I kind of favor the one to your left.

Posted by 66inxs on :

hey pg where have you been all day? lots of action but no help today ! don't hide out on us now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by T e x on :

66?

Trust you *do* have a lightning rod...

Posted by 66inxs on :

funny you should say that tex. we are supposed to have thunderstorms here tonight. i thought i was struck by lightning when i saw AGAI went up over 1200% and i got cut out of that !

no sense in being paranoid. hope you did better than i did in the market today. no loss or no gain. skunked today.

Posted by T e x on :

trading tomorrow

Posted by 66inxs on :

definitely. today changed my approach to the market. i learned a lession the hard way. i won't forget today very fast. and when i multiplied 10000 times 1000% i had to walk away for a while.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

After a period of time, this masculine wanking
going on around here becomes simply suffocating.
I am annoyed by every other article I open being
some jerk man masturbating his ego in my face.
I do not cotton to all these circle jerks going on.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
After a period of time, this masculine wanking
going on around here becomes simply suffocating.
I am annoyed by every other article I open being
some jerk man masturbating his ego in my face.
I do not cotton to all these circle jerks going on.

Taha

splish splash...

I suggest a female bukoke site...

Hire Me!

[ July 27, 2006, 21:29: Message edited by: T e x ]

Posted by MEMY SELFANDI on :

"Hey don't knock masturbation, it's having sex with someone you love"
Woody Allen

Posted by glassman on :

geez Purl, i was gonna put a hundred grand on that thing....
i coulda bought UCR if i was in...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"geez Purl, i was gonna put a hundred grand on
that thing.... i coulda bought UCR if i was in..."

Great logic. I twisted your arm and made a
decision for you. I am responsible for your
decision making processes.

How typically male.

That is F-d up.

Purl Gurl

Posted by T e x on :

yeah, well, whatever...

let's cut to brass tacks....

am i hired, or not?

Posted by glassman on :

i am male after all....

what did you expect?

Posted by 66inxs on :

today just wasn't my day. tomorrow i will get up earlier, chart more stocks, read more threads and hopefully i will be riding the next IAGI like a bull in the pbr national finals. days like today just make me work harder. but i did lose my voice from hollering s**t over and over for two hours!

what's wrong? you don't want to ask !

come on pg we need your sense of humor

Posted by glassman on :

i was on the road all day PG...

i missed it completely...

but?

if i had been here? it woulda been YOUR fault [Razz]

cuz i'm a

Posted by T e x on :

"come on pg we need your sense of humor"

NO!

we need biz sense...

imagine the profits!

You got the server, the connections....

Posted by glassman on :

TOO

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"i am male after all....
what did you expect?"

A gentleman.

Purl Gurl

Posted by T e x on :

forget aLL THAT!

let's make dough!

Posted by glassman on :

if i did everything i was "supposed to do"? you would ignore me...

why is it women do that?

Posted by 66inxs on :

right on tex. we need her voice of sanity as people are screaming to da moon. it wasn't fun to go without backup today !

Posted by T e x on :

sissies...

Posted by glassman on :

not only am i a wanker?

i'm the King of the Wankers:

[ July 27, 2006, 22:38: Message edited by: glassman ]

Posted by T e x on :

we had doubters?

Posted by T e x on :

[Razz]

Posted by glassman on :

never dull anyway huh tex?

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Whale, people are coming up here to escape the heat..They are also dropping by realestate brokers for a look see..

Looks like the begining of another Bubble here..

Our property has doubled in value in 5 yrs..Solid 20% annual gain over all average ..But just recently, we jumped 15% plus the 20% we already were up for the year..Had a walk thru by a broker..

People are paying rent at figures never expected..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"why is it women do that?"

Because we can.

Dusty, rent down here is unreal. We try to
keep our rent low, $1100 to $1200 per month
to give people a break and to encourage to
both stay and take care of the house. This
makes for Good Karma for all.

Right around the corner, down the street,
a few blocks over, rentals like ours are
being rented quickly at $1500 to $1700 per
month. We are not comfortable with charging
so much, knowing renters are already having
a hard time in life; we were there, once,
and have not forgotten.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Los Angeles and Orange County, a typical two bedroom,
one bath, maybe a garage, start about $2200 per
month, in a bit rough neighborhoods.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

sissy...

Posted by glassman on :

i have been asked to relay this message

Rare do I share these photographs. This is the
beginnings of my deep pride. Mine is a way of
life no Anglo can begin to understand. Mine is
a lifestyle you can only fathom by living it,
or sharing a life with me, as my family does.
We are a family first, then individuals.

In our culture, pride rules all things. Our source
of pride is being honest, sincere, caring, helpful,
hard working and enjoyably playful. Our source of
pride is also being brave, fierce and always
standing for what we believe and hold true.

None can defeat us, none can ever take away
our pride, none can take away our dignity.

However, people do give up their pride, do give
up their dignity, but not our traditional peoples.

Taha

[ July 30, 2006, 19:34: Message edited by: glassman ]

Posted by glassman on :

and this:

This is my chief. I will never dishonor him nor my
peoples nor my ancestors by allowing others to take
away our and my American Indian pride.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

today is a new day with new opps. i am going to paper trade the method i devised yesterday b4 doing it for real. i also figured out how to get around the 3 flip per week rule so yesterday was really a good day after all. sometimes you need to take a step back in order to take a few steps forward.
those of us who are veteranss and/or active duty personnel should perhaps read about ira hayes and how he lived and especially how he died to see where Taha is coming from. she has done nothing to bring dishonor on herself or her ancestors.

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by 66inxs:
today is a new day with new opps. i am going to paper trade the method i devised yesterday b4 doing it for real. i also figured out how to get around the 3 flip per week rule so yesterday was really a good day after all. sometimes you need to take a step back in order to take a few steps forward.
those of us who are veteranss and/or active duty personnel should perhaps read about ira hayes and how he lived and especially how he died to see where Taha is coming from. she has done nothing to bring dishonor on herself or her ancestors.

kewl...what's the "way around"?

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
never dull anyway huh tex?

lol, I'd say the opposite--sometimes it gets overwhelming... [Cool]

Posted by 66inxs on :

tex the "way around" is to open multiple margin accounts in different companies you own, in family members names, etc. and do three flips in each during the 5 day period instead of limiting yourself to only one account. they would never catch that imho. can get on more runners that way without being shut out !

Posted by T e x on :

ya, multiple accounts quite handy...

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
Originally posted by 66inxs:
tex the "way around" is to open multiple margin accounts in different companies you own, in family members names, etc. and do three flips in each during the 5 day period instead of limiting yourself to only one account. they would never catch that imho. can get on more runners that way without being shut out !

-------------------------------------------------
Multible margin accouts for family members? Are you nuts?

Do you have any idea what kind of financial responsibilty that would envolve?

Think about tax ramifacations of Tax liability..
Credit ratings?

What if one of the family members suddenly decides they are a stock trader when your on vacation? LMAO!

I am just about done with Allstocks as I previosly stated on a thread that is deleted...This board is losing all credibility
and fast..

I see a very sophisticated move by some who believe they can pull off "the Wolf in sheeps clothing drill".

Some old timers around here are also "flat out" losing their perspective..

I am moving on with my trading which is becoming extremly successful again and will not waste my time or be distracted by the nonesense creeping like a fungus over this board again.

Playing my own picks? Yep!..Nobody appreciates the work I do so why bother..That simple folks..

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff 1:

quote:
Originally posted by 66inxs:
tex the "way around" is to open multiple margin accounts in different companies you own, in family members names, etc. and do three flips in each during the 5 day period instead of limiting yourself to only one account. they would never catch that imho. can get on more runners that way without being shut out !
-------------------------------------------------
Multible margin accouts for family members? Are you nuts?

Do you have any idea what kind of financial responsibilty that would envolve?

Think about tax ramifacations of Tax liability..
Credit ratings?

What if one of the family members suddenly decides they are a stock trader when your on vacation? LMAO!

I am just about done with Allstocks as I previosly stated on a thread that is deleted...This board is losing all credibility
and fast..

I see a very sophisticated move by some who believe they can pull off "the Wolf in sheeps clothing drill".

Some old timers around here are also "flat out" losing their perspective..

I am moving on with my trading which is becoming extremly successful again and will not waste my time or be distracted by the nonesense creeping like a fungus over this board again.

Playing my own picks? Yep!..Nobody appreciates the work I do so why bother..That simple folks..

good point: my accounts are all "mine"

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

As Whale stated on the deleted "stoooopid" thread.

"What some are doing around here is "Shameful".

What really cracks me up is this new crop of so-called helpers..

Will drop in from time to time when I see something just to over the top...

If Whale is gone? You folks finaly really pi$$ed her off! Not because she can't kick your collective a$$'s to the Moon but because she might be thoroughly disgusted to what is going on..

Aloha

Posted by 66inxs on :

i did not mean to piss anybody off, i run accounts out of three corporations i run and control. i am the only one signatory on them and maintain control. i also don't think my 6 y.o. will be doing much trading on her own. get a grip glassman. GLTY out there.

Posted by glassman on :

meltdown....

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Sumpin cought a Marlin in Hawaii, before we go much farther, maybe we better both cool down! LMAO

Folks should understand that we do arque and banter in private, this little dust up just happened to make it to the board! But! Geezz he can pi$$ me off sometimes! And visa vera! LMAO

good drama for the thread.

Ya, I take back the disturbing little man!

But you know first hand what kind of a Temper I have, and you have one a ballistic temper as well, thats why we work so well together on the fishing thing, not stocks.....As you well know in our younger days we would of 'been after school, all the time in detention! LOL

Posted by jordanreed on :

as the world turns...

Posted by glassman on :

agreed dustoff, actually this is more about having the board moderated properly than itis about any stock.....

some people have stressed Tex and a few others out lately

Posted by jordanreed on :

both you guys have an easy,positive, and fun style on the threads here..

please shake hands and move on??...Please?

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

BTW, scratch the failure thing as well! Damn temper of mine..

Just for the record, when the glassman can work in his shop he produces some of the finest pieces of glass work most people who see the work have ever seen..But we do work together on design and the mechanics of certain projects..

Now can you imagine two fisherman working together? Ya, it can have it's stubborn moments.

Posted by T e x on :

oh, no--It's *my* fault... blame Tex: he can take it...

here, I'll ring the bell for Round Two

* *

* *

geesh, I leave you boys alone ten minutes and the whole house is tore up...

[Roll Eyes]

Posted by Buford Baucom on :

Why is pornography allowed on here?

BB

Posted by jordanreed on :

get lost , dweeby

Posted by Up on :

quote:
Originally posted by Buford Baucom:
Why is pornography allowed on here?

BB

An even better question is why do they keep allowing you back here DWE?

Posted by glassman on :

quote:
Originally posted by Buford Baucom:
Why is pornography allowed on here?

BB

porno is in your mind bro....

you filthy thinker you.....

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Whale! where the heck be ya? sounded deep this time?

Must be having fun chasing the sharks and other critters..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Have you boys lost all interest in seeing me nude?

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Now look, boys, you have to help me out here.

As you know a lot of problems have been taking
place, a lot of harassment of participants. You
also know there is a lot of pumping and dumping
going on. Most disturbing, some of you boys are
fighting amongst yourselves. All of this must
stop, right now.

When you witness harassment, report the article
to moderators. You moderators, you _must_ delete
those harassment articles. Do not fail on this.

Pump and dump, all you have to do is pull some
information from SEC filings or similar, and
respond with that, if warranted. If a stock which
is being pumped has problems, has bad financials,
is showing up on paid pump sites, is being naked
shorted, whatever, provide that information in
response so naive participants will not be suckered
into loss of money. We seasoned traders, our job
is to help protect participants from loss of money.

Fighting amongst yourselves, this must stop. You
only dishonor yourselves and cause discontent for
all here. You are taking away our friendship and
our fun. This fighting is silly and immature.

Over the past week, Allstocks has degraded to crap.
This we can see; all pump and dump. You must help
me restore Allstocks to its former glory as the
best and most fun stock discussion board going.

I expect each and every of you to take personal
responsibility for policing our Allstocks, for
lending support to all participants. This is your
board and you are not taking good care of our
little home here on the internet.

My lecture includes Bob Frey and all moderators.
You must perform your jobs, you must invest effort
into helping participants have an enjoyable and
fun experience here at Allstocks.

Need another good reason? Look around. Raging Bull
is full of hatred. I-Hub, our professional articles
are deleted instantly if we do not pump. Heck, I
got one of those "member marks" over there, whatever
the heck that is, after two or three sincere posts
because I did not toe the pump party line. Have a
glance at Penny Helpers website. Hey! I have my
own board over there and right from the git go,
my board is riddled with hatred.

Penny Helpers, I did not ask for a board of my
own, do not want a board of my own. You are to
carefully read and note I refused to be a moderator
to be fair and impartial. More important, I have
set an example of what typical boards are truly
like, and what typical people on boards, are
truly like. I did this so I could return here and
give you example of what Allstocks will become if
you do not help to police and protect our board.

I am adjusting my attitude, a little and only a
little, mostly unplugging my keyboard when I am
very angry. I need your help, all of us need your
help, I expect your help to be given.

This includes Frey, moderators and all members,
not just some, all of you.

Fail to do this and you will never see me nude.

Taha

Posted by 4Given on :

purl gurl, been following you from time to time, I think you are awesome. stick around, haven't seen you in awhile.
my husband told me to learn from you....ha ha.
glty
[Cool]

Posted by T e x on :

Gollykins!

Just walked in from the jobsite, sat down...and what do I see?

Hullo, wiley...

back in a bit...see other "mod" stuff I wanna check out...

Posted by Munchkin Man on :

A Message For Purl Gurl:

Welcome Back!

Munchkin Man

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Munchkin Man:
A Message For Purl Gurl:

Welcome Back!

Munchkin Man

bloo blee blah blee bloobley...

Posted by glassman on :

nice house....
so munchie? do you do the aluminum foil thing too?

Posted by Peaser on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Have you boys lost all interest in seeing me nude?

Taha

Good to see you. Well, waiting to. [Big Grin]

Posted by Relentless. on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Have you boys lost all interest in seeing me nude?

Taha

I'm ok with not seeing you nude.
I also think that we are doing just fine with policing the board.
There's more of them then there is of us..
I'm not sure why you think the board has gone to hell in the past week?
NHAL maybe?
No big deal.
We can argue amongst ourselves from time to time.
Name one functional family who never argues.
On the harrasment note, dish it back kiddo..
With your particular talents this should be quite easy for you.
I for one actually enjoy a good spat with some of these scamsters.
Welcome back..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"I'm not sure why you think the board has gone
to hell in the past week?"

You watch what I do tonight. Allstocks has gone
to crap; all pump and dump fraud.

Should this daily, even hourly harassment stop,
there will be no problems and I will remain.

I will not tolerate being harassed.

Taha

Posted by Relentless. on :

I have no idea why you are refusing to fight back.
You, like a few others here are quite capable of verbally assasinating anyone...
As far as the board having too many P&D scams.. You're preaching to the choir.
But gone to crap?.. nah.. it's getting better.
Don't get frustrated.. we are all making a difference.

Posted by BooDog on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Have you boys lost all interest in seeing me nude?

Taha

Sends purl a bottle of bubble bath...the silky kind.... and a bottle of bubbly...the drinkin kind....off to the pool for skinny dippin with the wife and girlfriend!
See ya in the am

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Boodog, I will kick you like a bantam rooster!

You are begging for me to make you blush.
I have some bubble bath type nude pictures.

Boo, is not this wonderful? Over here we can
cut loose, be adults, tease, poke fun, debate,
discuss and there are none to sling hatred
at us, none to spread discontent.

I think many do not appreciate what we have
here, just as I think many will never bother
to go over to Penny Helpers site to witness
what will happen. I put up with a lot over
there just so people here could see what
Allstocks will become if people continue
to sit on their butts and do nothing.

My "board" over there will be deleted very soon.
Does not matter, Boodog, you know the truth,
I know the truth, we are in the know.

___

Alright boys, I have responded to five or six
articles over in Hot Stocks. All are dated
August 5, around six to eight, Pacific Time.

You will read my responses. You will make note
I am countering what I believe to be pump and
dump stocks to protect naive readers. You will
also note I lend support to SLJP and ALMI stock
in a fair and impartial manner with appropriate
warnings of what could go wrong.

You will also note there is already one incident
of harassment through deceit. Maybe more by now
but one as I type. In a matter of minutes, maybe
an hour on a slow Saturday, already harassment.

In all cases my articles are factual, supported
with veriable information and quite truthful
along with being obvious sincere opinion with
an intent to assist readers.

I expect all of you to begin responding to
articles is such a manner, in a method and
style which is comfortable for you.

Very quickly, the jerks from elsewhere will
realize it is pointless to scam here at our
Allstocks board. They will give up, go away,
stop cluttering our boards and give all of us
a clean, organized board for true discussion
which will lead to wise stock trading.

If you are clueless, this means we and readers
will have a better chance at making money rather
than having hateful people waste our time dealing
with them.

Yes, I am angry, I have been victimized and I do
not like the way I have been treated. I am objecting.
My dignity makes no allowance for anything less.

I agree with Tex this is a job beyond what our
moderators can handle. I will help them and I
expect each of you to help. I have earned very
good profits for all of you, I want to do this
again, and each of you owe me for my efforts.

I am holding you to task. You owe everyone some
effort at returning Allstocks to a friendly place,
a fun place and most certainly, a profitable place.

You are responsible, you enjoy this board, I am
calling in your dues you owe this board.

Those of you fighting with each other, you are
shaming yourselves, bringing dishonor upon
yourselves and upon your families. You will stop
this childish and annoying behavior.

Take a Midol and get over yourselves.

Taha

Posted by Munchkin Man on :

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:

nice house....
so munchie? do you do the aluminum foil thing too?

_____

The Munchkin Man hasn't used aluminum foil in nearly twenty years.

That was the night the Munchkin Man lost his pipe.

So the Munchkin Man made one.

Munchkin Man

Posted by BooDog on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Boodog, I will kick you like a bantam rooster!

http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:Ais3fvNGsmAJ:www.feathersite.com/Poultry/CG P/Rocks/BRKBRockBant.html+%22bantam+rooster%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=13

Wait....I'm a dog!! [Razz]

btw I'm in.... and looking for the dumpers as well.

Posted by 66inxs on :

welcome back pg. we need your voice of reason and research here. i will do my part to concentrate on the primary objective of making money and stay out of the drama.

Posted by MagicK on :

Glad your back Purl, nekkid or not, (Though I prefer nekkid of course) [Wink]

Just wasn't the same here without you. I for one missed you, and I miss Dustoff, I know he's been posting but it's like it's not him posting if you know what I mean. I refuse to go to IHub or Raging BS, if I want to put my boots on and wade through BS, then I'll do just that. I don't mind HSM, not too bad, but there's just no place like Allstocks.
Everyone here knows Purl is a force of nature.
Some just don't know how to deal with a real woman, especially one with brains that knows what BS smells
and looks like and won't have any of it.

There are few things as insulting to the intelligence as a P&D IMO. This is the ONLY board I know of that have people that will stand up to them and tell 'em to piss off.
Entertainment value aside, it is also a noble thing that some of ye do.
There ARE very vulnerable people out there, who desperately want to believe everything they read.
I know some people's attitudes here are...well f*** 'em, they'll learn the hard way.

This is not the right attitude to have, bad karma. If I knew how to do what you guys do I'd be right alongside, I am learning though.

There's no shame in my game...I've learned a lot from Purl, Dustoff, Tex and others (everyone except Glassman, 'cause he's the self proclaimed King Of Wankers [Razz]

) in the last few weeks.
Seriously...a priceless education.

I can't thank all of you enough.

I think the heat got to everyone a week or so ago, I don't know.

I learn something new every day by coming here and I like the comraderie here. Pumpers and two-faced newbies should not be allowed to get between what seems to me to be a very long friendship between you guys. You guys are very stock savvy and don't let sleazebags come to your board and sh** all over it.
It's one of the main reasons I like Allstocks.

Also, for what it's worth, I have seen many times Purl post what was nothing but factual info on a stock, with a for what it's worth, matter of fact approach, only to be attacked by pumpers. She or anyone else for that matter posting good DD to enlighten readers, shouldn't have to tolerate verbal abuse, and if she or anyone else does get verbally attacked, they should be allowed to give it right back.
Granted Purl gets hit with a rock she hits you back with a sledgehammer but hey, yank on a coyote's tail, whattya get?
People are inherently lazy IMO, they don't want to do DD or even if they do, aren't sure sometimes how to interpret it. Others still would rather just believe the pie in the sky scenario being painted until they are hit in the wallet. Then they come crying to Purl, I should of listened to you...waaaaaaaaa
Purl says, "Yep, here's a hankie, and a swat on the ass for not listening to me, now watch and learn."

I hope you guys can kiss and make up. This is a rough game, it can take it's toll sometimes.
I have every reason to believe you guys are better than that.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Oh gosh, MagicK, I think my ego is going to explode.

For you, boy, I will email you some tasty nude
photographs of me. I will even airbrush off some
of my fat and airbrush out my wrinkles. Keep the
flattery coming!

Dustoff will be back soon, or he better be.
He should not have been banished but that is
just the way it goes; life is never fair.

If Dustoff is not back soon, my intent is to leave.

I support my friends, always.

Taha

Posted by Relentless. on :

Where's Dusty?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Interesting, yes? Dustoff and I are the two
most fiercely honest people and the two most
outspoken defenders of Allstocks, and we are
banished together.

Well gosh, Dusty, we are in the same foxhole.

Lock n Load, bullets of wisdom are again slamming
into bodies of ignorance. Ignorant-nam is raging
again, Dusty.

Purl Gurl

Posted by Relentless. on :

I think you'd be wise to take a look around.
Do some research.
Be aware of your surroundings.
Know to whom you are speaking..

Posted by glassman on :

quote:
Originally posted by Relentless.:
I think you'd be wise to take a look around.
Do some research.
Be aware of your surroundings.
Know to whom you are speaking..

listen to relentless...

Posted by bdgee on :

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Posted by MagicK on :

OK that's creepin me out. Suddenly I feel like I'm in a cloak n' dagger movie.

Eyes everyone suspiciously. Should we whisper?
If I say the rain in Spain, and you don't have the proper comeback, I know your not who I think you are.

Posted by MagicK on :

"For you, boy, I will email you some tasty nude
photographs of me."

I'm holding you to that, no need to airbrush whatsoever;)

Lemme get this straight though, Dusty is banished and the Munchkin Man is back?

Goes off scratching his head.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Lemme get this straight though, Dusty is banished
and the Munchkin Man is back?"

My insanity appears a bit sane now, yes?

Dusty and I have problems with our tempers.

Both of us are adamantly honest and are highly
offended when hateful people attempt to degrade
our integrity and our dignity. This is what our
banishments are all about, our highly assertive
responses to those who insult us through deceit.

Dusty learned about honesty and integrity during
his experience in Vietnam as a soldier. Back then
and over there, a soldier's very life depended on
the honesty and integrity of other soldiers. One
bad apple in his squad would have all killed.

In my culture, a similar origin. The very premise
of our culture is honesty and integrity. Our lost
ancestors fought against the worst genocide of
all history; twenty-seven-million of my ancestors
were slaughtered by Anglos, over three-hundred
years of time; genocide over hundreds of years.

Because our culture is rooted in survival out
in the wilds, rooted in working with Mother Nature
for survival, because our peoples were slaughtered
by the millions, today our culture is based upon
the same premise of Dusty's squad; honesty and
integrity leading to survival.

Our, Dusty and I, our very being is based upon
honesty and integrity. For Dusty, developed during
a time of true Hell. For me, handed down through
hundreds of years of lineage.

Both of us have extreme difficulty comprehending
today's peoples who are deceitful, hateful and
never to be trusted. Today's world actually makes
little sense to people like Dusty and me.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

i am surprised that dustoff has been banned. i think he has a lot of positive to bring to the board and should be reinstated now. all of us need to learn a lesson from this about respect toward others and anger, then move on and make money together like we were doing last month. jmho.

Posted by Relentless. on :

I'm starting to think you and Grffon are one in the same..

Posted by glassman on :

PG?

shall i begin to post lies and mistakes?

keep a running tally? a log book? LOL this is a joke right?

on your side? you complain the moderators don't do enough?

on dustoff's side? the moderators are complicit in cheating, lying and removing posts to ruin peoples credibility?

you two are making the opposite case...

which is it?

namecalling is a bannable offense i hear....

Posted by 66inxs on :

a thousand lives have made me colder
and i don't think i can look at things the same

three doors down - here without you.

Posted by Relentless. on :

That's the one.

Posted by 66inxs on :

great song i was just listening to it again. i thought so !!!

Posted by IWISHIHAD on :

No Dustoff, that's like having a party and no one comes, he adds so much to discussions on both sides of this board hope he is back soon. A lot of these topics would be real boring without his presence.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Dusty and I have problems with our tempers."

That is a confession. I was banished because
I lost control over my temper. I was right
but displaying an extreme temper was wrong.
Readers could not ask for more honesty.

Glassman, please stop. What you are doing
is pointless. I like all my friends here and
I lend my support to all my friends, just
as I support you.

I will not play favorites. I like all of you
equally and this will not change.

Please stop.

Taha

Posted by jordanreed on :

group huggggggg...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"group huggggggg..."

GROSS. VERY GROSS. Boys have cooties.

* brushes herself off *

Yuck, gross, gross, gross.

Taha

Posted by MagicK on :

Ya know, I'm 40 yrs. old, 41 in September, I didn't go to Vietnam, was too young.
But, because of all I know about that war, I give any veteran of it, RESPECT and a very, very WIDE berth.

They have seen and done things most people will never have to do or go through.
That war was extremely unique in many ways.
And they got zero respect when they came back for their thanks, which pisses me off to no end.
In my life, more than once I have helped out a Vietnam vet I hardly knew, and always they have been the most genuinely thankful, the most sincere down to earth people I have ever met.

As far as the Indians are concerned, this is one of the greatest sins of mankind, one of the sickest,
vilest atrocities of all time period.

I have never met an Indian in person except as a child, my family went to California via car, from NY. My father was one of the original owners of a 69' Oldsmobile/Hurst 442, and we went to California in it.
My father lost his right leg in a truck driving accident, and that is what he bought with the lousy settlement money they gave him for it and a house in San Francisco but he sold it at a loss because my mother missed her family and we went back to NY where I grew up in sheer and utter poverty.
On the way we of course stopped at many places. At a town we stopped in there was an Indian Chief in full Indian dress, I assume he was for real because he came over to me, squatted down, looked in my eyes, stood back up and said something to my mother in his native tounge, but of course she nor I knew what he had said.

I believe thoroughly in karma. I believe that not one jot or tittle escapes the law that as you sow,
so shall you reap. There will be a time, a reckoning if you will, it will come, when this deed will be answered to. People tend not to believe in karma, because they don't see the immediate effects.
There is a justice in the universe.
As a tree falls, so does it lie, in the end every tub must sit on it's own bottom.
Every entity must answer to the deeds done in the body.

[ August 06, 2006, 17:08: Message edited by: MagicK ]

Posted by Relentless. on :

I thought honesty was adored..
Why would an honest post be removed?

Posted by MagicK on :

Someone removed your post?

Eyes everyone suspiciously.

The rain in Spain?

Posted by Relentless. on :

is absent when the black cat walks in the moonlight

Posted by Munchkin Man on :

quote:
Originally posted by jordanreed:
group huggggggg...

________________

Can the Munchkin Man join in too?

The Munchkin Man also needs a hug.

The Munchkin Man also suffers from deep psychic wounds from long ago which have yet to fully heal.

What does that have to do with the here and now?

The Munchkin Man wants to let bygones be bygones and get a fresh new start with everybody.

Please forgive the Munchkin Man for any and all transgressions he has ever committed against anybody and everybody on this site.

For the Munchkin Man apologizes for each and every single one of them.

The Munchkin Man also forgives anybody and everybody on this site who may have any committed any transgressions against him.

This applies to any transgressions, if any, which the Munchkin Man doesn't even know about.

You don't even have to apologize.

The Munchkin Man forgives you anyway.

For the Munchkin Man's forgiveness is unconditional.

The Munchkin Man is just a little old teddy bear of man.

Teddy bears are very huggable.

Will you hug the Munchkin Man?

Anybody?

(((((With Anybody Who Is Wllling)))))

Thanks!

The Munchkin Man shall close for now, turn off his computer, and have a good healing cry.

Good luck to all.

May God Bless You All.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man

Posted by MagicK on :

Well, it's really Relentless and not monkey.

Posted by MagicK on :

"The Munchkin Man also needs a hug."

Have you apologized to Purl?

Munchkin Man, I am not calling you a liar, but I have been in the medical field for fifteen years now,
only recently leaving it to help out a budding family business.
Most of that time was spent in major psychiatric institutions in NY.
You've heard of Pilgrim State Psychiatric Center? And South Oaks Hospital?
Two of the oldest and largest psychiatric hospitals in the country?
How about Brunswick Psychiatric Hospital?
I've worked in all three.
I have never, ever come across anyone with this disorder you say you have.
Not saying it doesn't exist, there of course could be a rare disorder where such is the case, but I've never heard of it. As far as I know it isn't in the DSM-IV
Now, giving you the benefit of the doubt, there could be something rare which I have not come across, but it would have to be extremely rare.
There are many dissociative identity disorders I know of but, they would also produce serious other symptoms, besides just talking and writing about yourself in the third person. That being the case you would be on some serious medication. And I would have to question your judgement in being able to do things like objectively discriminate between good and bad stock picks.

I see most people find your posts to be amusing. I do not think they recognize the seriousness of personality disorder.

Posted by Munchkin Man on :

Greetings MagicK:

Thank you very much for taking the time to write to the Munchkin Man.

You wrote:

"Have you apologized to Purl?"
_____

The Munchkin Man's apology goes out to everybody.

For the record, the Munchkin Man wants to reiterate that he is not asking for an apology from anybody else who may have committed a transgression against the Munchkin Man in the past.

In reference to the poster you mentioned, here is an excerpt from the very first post she ever wrote to the Munchkin Man:
_____

"I eat Munchkin Men for breakfast.

* belches *"

--From The Hot Stocks Forum, The NDOL Thread, Page 43, June 17, 2006, 11:14
_____

This was in reply to the very first post the Munchkin Man ever wrote on Allstocks, on the very same thread, only 12 minutes earlier, also on the date of June 17, 2006, at 11:02.
_____

The Munchkin Man has already forgiven her.

Therefore, no apology is necessary.

God does not quibble and nitpick over which person has sinned more than the other.

All human beings commit transgressions against other fellow human beings.

It's the nature of the beast of mankind.

The Munchkin Man stands guilty and convicted as charged.

In the eyes of God, all have sinned.

All human beings are sinners.

That makes every human being equal in the eyes of God.

This is why the Munchkin Man is asking everybody here just to forgive each other and start over.
________________________________

You wrote:

"Munchkin Man, I am not calling you a liar, but I have been in the medical field for fifteen years now, only recently leaving it to help out a budding family business."
_____

Congratulations to you. You are truly blessed to have found your calling in life.
________________________________

You wrote:

"Most of that time was spent in major psychiatric institutions in NY. You've heard of Pilgrim State Psychiatric Center? And South Oaks Hospital?
Two of the oldest and largest psychiatric hospitals in the country? How about Brunswick Psychiatric Hospital? I've worked in all three."
_____

A most impressive background. The Munchkin Man has heard of the first two facilities you have cited.
__________________________________

You wrote:

"I have never, ever come across anyone with this disorder you say you have. Not saying it doesn't exist, there of course could be a rare disorder where such is the case, but I've never heard of it. As far as I know it isn't in the DSM-IV
Now, giving you the benefit of the doubt, there could be something rare which I have not come across, but it would have to be extremely rare."
_____

You are correct.

It is an extremely rare disorder and not found in the DSM-IV.

Nor will you find any information about it in a Google search.

All the Munchkin Man can do is provide you with the following link for some additional background:

http://socialize.morningstar.com/NewSocialize/asp/FullConv.asp?forumId=F10000009 4&convId=146224
__________________________

You wrote:

"There are many dissociative identity disorders I know of but, they would also produce serious other symptoms, besides just talking and writing about yourself in the third person. That being the case you would be on some serious medication."
_____

The Munchkin Man is already on some serious medication. They include the following:

***Klonopin
***Lexapro
***Lamictal

However, these psychotropic medications are used to treat various other disorders the Munchkin Man has.

A medication which treats Third Person Communication Disorder (TPCD) has yet to be formulated.
_______________________________

You wrote:

"And I would have to question your judgement in being able to do things like objectively discriminate between good and bad stock picks."
_____

Everybody is gifted in something. Even the Munchkin Man.
__________________________________

You wrote:

"I see most people find your posts to be amusing. I do not think they recognize the seriousness of personality disorder."
_____

That's all the more reason why the Munchkin Man needs a hug. Plus all of the love and support that anybody is willing to offer.

The Munchkin Man shall close for now by thanking you once again for writing, sharing, and for your heartfelt expressions of concern.

Good luck to you.

May God Bless You.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man

Posted by MagicK on :

"I eat Munchkin Men for breakfast.

* belches *"

--From The Hot Stocks Forum, The NDOL Thread, Page 43, June 17, 2006, 11:14

That was a joke, a jest, ribbing all in good fun.

Now, you are on a powerful narcotic and two anti-depressants. I would be careful.
As you stated these are for "other" disorders, not for TPCD.

I have seen literally thousands of patients in my time. There indeed have been some gifted ones, in music, ones who almost became doctors. Gifted writers, singers etc. But, these self-same people had difficulty with social skills, daily tasks of living and decision making.
You did recently state in a thread you've been selling too soon I think it was, not that people without disorders don't. But, if it's a consistent thing.

All I'm saying is be careful. If it seems like after awhile your losing your money over and over,
maybe take up something else.

Posted by Relentless. on :

perhaps he could be a mime

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Magic speaks of gifted ones, writers, artists,
musicians and others.

A Beautiful Mind.

I believe a lot of this is the talented or the
gifted, and they are not the same, a lot of this
is imagination. Successful people, at whatever
talent or topic, are very imaginative.

My experience is my imagination often lands me in
a lot of trouble and just as often, lands me into
some delightful, if not delicious circumstances.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Picking up where we left off before the crap
hit the fan....

"At a town we stopped in there was an Indian Chief in
full Indian dress, I assume he was for real because
he came over to me, squatted down, looked in my eyes,
stood back up and said something to my mother in his
native tounge, but of course she nor I knew what he
had said."

This is the man from your childhood. He is quite
the legend amongst our peoples. He is known as
"Heapum Buffalo Chip" because of his talent for
bullsh!tting so many Anglos. You know we do not
keep bulls, just buffalos, so a name problem.

When you were a child, Heapum bent down, looked
you intensely in the eyes, gave a wise knowing
nod, placed both hands on your shoulders, closed
his eyes, opened his eyes, then slowly stood to
face your mother with a dead pan face. He waits
for a moment, no offering from your mother.

Heapum utters some magical Indian words.

"Glory be!" exclaims your momma, "we have been
blessed by a real American Indian. Our lives
will be good, we will live long, we will come into
great riches, thanks to this Shaman's blessings!"

Truth is, your momma was suppose to give Heapum
a dollar bill for entertaining her son, you. She
did not. Heapum is disappointed, so he says,
translated to English,

"Ma'am, your son blows bubblegum."

Blessings abound from Heapum the Shaman!

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

kinda what I was I thinking...

***

munchie? do you have any word processing software? (not that I buy the "disorder," but just saying...benefit of the doubt, etc... I remember you claimed experience as some sort of textbook editor, yes?)

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Up there, he is Navaho (Navajo) tribal leader.

These are homes of the Navaho in northern Arizona.

Does not look all that comfortable, certain do look
look all that rich, but these homes represent riches
beyond what any Anglo can imagine. Be careful, I am
not "putting down" Anglos but rather highlighting
significant cultural differences.

This is many years back in our family's history.

Homes you see are a blessing compared to what once
served as homes. Long ago, not really, just a few
decades back, our peoples lived in cardboard
shanties you would expect to find in Tijuana
or in Calcutta. Alcoholism was the predominate
way of a tragic life of poverty, all afforded
by our American government and our society. I
will not rant about that.

During the Sixties, after the FBI tried to slaughter
our peoples at Wounded Knee, "things" began to
change. Shame brought upon America finally opened
some eyes, not many, but some. These homes are
a result of opening up economic opportunity for
Indians, for all minority groups.

Once jobs were secured, once a decent education
was secured, once medical attention was given,
our peoples pick ourselves up by the bootstraps
and began improving our lives.

These homes are actually luxury homes per our
culture's standards. For traditionals, we do not
strive for riches and fame. Our cultural choice
is to strive for family happiness and leading
a hard working, honest life along with shunning
displays of ego, such as big homes, big cars,
big swimming pools and such. Homes in this
picture is more than we could ever want.

Take notice of two things. A communal oven and
ladders to the roof of each home.

The oven is used by all in this tiny community.
Women gather, literally gather food stuffs, then
all gatherings of foods are shared amongst the
tribe. Here, at this oven, food is prepared for
all in the village. Mostly this is baked foods,
breads, vegetables, sometimes meat. Important
though, is the women cook for the entire village
while men and older boys are out working jobs.

Ladders. Our peoples are known for efficiency
and simplicity. Our languages even reflect this.

Rooftops are used for many different purposes
such as storage, sleeping during heat and most
of all, for drying crops for the tribe. Do note,
a ladder for every home.

Readers, you are to wrap your minds around this.
You are to close your eyes then imagination a
life here in this village. Imagine yourselves
as one those two Navaho children, a boy and
girl. Imagine being born in one of those homes,
imagine growing up there amongst your tribe.
Imagine what a beautiful life you would lead
being free of all the hussle and stress of
living a modern day city life.

This is why those homes are blessing. This is
why this lifestyle is a blessing. This is a
lifestyle were only family and tribe are
important in life, nothing else matters.

This is a life of your tribe being your family.

Back up, look again at the tribal leader. See
what is behind him? One of these homes. This
is where he lives and loves.

This is where we took our daughter so many times
when she was young, to live and to learn, here
and many other tribes like this.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

love that oven...

exquisite design

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Return to the village picture one more time.

Do you see any trash?

Do you see any cars, any junk cars?

Do you see immaculate homes, clean streets,
well clothed children?

Do you suppose there is ever any crime
in this village?

These are just a very few differences between
our culture, and yours.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

actually one of the blessings is that they do not have some of the things that most people in this culture call necessities but are really only luxuries that create overhead and pressure on people. hence the simple life is better. also the people stick together rather than being isolated from each other in air conditioned cells. maybe they have it better than we do ! jmho.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Tex, the wood storage building next to
the oven is where firewood is kept.
Collecting and preparing firewood is
a duty for the women and the children.

For a technical point, the vents on rooftops
are twofold. Larger ones are flues for wood
burning stoves for heating. Smaller ones are
vents for toilets to keep the smell high above
the village and in the wind.

See any evidence of electric power? Any
power lines to be seen?

There are many things in life we do not need,
not at all. We only think we need those things,
such as air conditioning, but we would be so
much better off without modern toys.

You readers suppose this is an environment
friendly village?

Close your eyes and imagine living out here in
this Northern Arizona desert. At night, how many
stars do you think you would see?

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

If you think me odd, this is a result of our
not being of the same culture.

I can mirror you, we think you Anglos are odd.

Now that you have lived an imaginary life in
a remote desert Indian village, have lived
the life of one of those kids, cast yourself
into a life of being a half-breed such as I.

One side, I am the girl in that village. The
other side, I am the girl living next door
to you in Hometown, America.

Is it really any surprise Ten of Thirteen
believes me to be mentally disturbed?

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

form/function...

when it glides together as this example? art and practicality are one and the same...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I know, Tex. You have a good eye for beauty
and especially for what lies behind a canvas.

Is not that a simply beautiful picture?

This picture tells a lot more than a thousand
words, lots more. I could sit here and write
a novel about that village. After reading my
novel, doubtful readers would be able to
comprehend the depth and meaning of such
a lifestyle. This is a lifestyle you must
live to comprehend. Readers, though, would
develop a deeper appreciation for a culture
different than their own.

I have enjoyed some of that lifestyle as a
child growing up amongst Choctaw. However,
I have not enjoyed being completely submerged
in that lifestyle. As a half-breed, I can only
comprehend just that, about half of the life.

However, around Eagletown, Choctaws lived in
very bad poverty; nothing close to the luxury
you see in that picture.

I know poverty very well, painfully well.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Would not you just love to be able to open
that screen door, walk in, then live that
life, at least for a period of time?

What an experience! Better than any cruise
ship, better than a vacation in the South
of France, better than a week in Hawaii.

To step into that life is truly a blessing
you would never forget; a life changing
experience, literally.

Most wonderful of all, our peoples would welcome
you with open arms then take you in as a family
member, without hesitation.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

MagicK, I want to be sure you know I am teasing
you about your childhood experience. Chances are
very good that Indian man did, indeed, bless
you and your family. Doing so is tradition
within our culture.

Taha

Posted by MagicK on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Picking up where we left off before the crap
hit the fan....

"At a town we stopped in there was an Indian Chief in
full Indian dress, I assume he was for real because
he came over to me, squatted down, looked in my eyes,
stood back up and said something to my mother in his
native tounge, but of course she nor I knew what he
had said."

This is the man from your childhood. He is quite
the legend amongst our peoples. He is known as
"Heapum Buffalo Chip" because of his talent for
bullsh!tting so many Anglos. You know we do not
keep bulls, just buffalos, so a name problem.

When you were a child, Heapum bent down, looked
you intensely in the eyes, gave a wise knowing
nod, placed both hands on your shoulders, closed
his eyes, opened his eyes, then slowly stood to
face your mother with a dead pan face. He waits
for a moment, no offering from your mother.

Heapum utters some magical Indian words.

"Glory be!" exclaims your momma, "we have been
blessed by a real American Indian. Our lives
will be good, we will live long, we will come into
great riches, thanks to this Shaman's blessings!"

Truth is, your momma was suppose to give Heapum
a dollar bill for entertaining her son, you. She
did not. Heapum is disappointed, so he says,
translated to English,

"Ma'am, your son blows bubblegum."

Blessings abound from Heapum the Shaman!

Taha

That's the guy!!! I'll tell my mom she owes him a buck.

Posted by MagicK on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
MagicK, I want to be sure you know I am teasing
you about your childhood experience. Chances are
very good that Indian man did, indeed, bless
you and your family. Doing so is tradition
within our culture.

Taha

Of course I know your teasing, but until now I never thought it might have been a blessing.
I always thought it might have been some kind of prediction, something like,
"Your son will bring you much grief." or some such thing.
Feel much better that it was most likely a blessing.

Posted by T e x on :

"Is not that a simply beautiful picture?"

re the pic itself:

love the children, running...body language says mirth, tinged with slight danger...

Is a bad horse loose? Is this mini-Pamplona? Is the elder cousin about to emerge, armed with arrow-plant?

lol, remember those? not sure of the name...but they grew tall enough sometimes you could lean over from horseback and pluck the stems? Then you hurl 'em, and the lil "mini-darts" will go through a T-shirt, but you can't really hurt anybody... they sting, but don't draw blood...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Is a bad horse loose? Is this mini-Pamplona? Is the
elder cousin about to emerge, armed with arrow-plant?"

Nah, those kids saw me coming up the street.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Powwow!

Four chieftains representing four tribes. This
is one of many powwows we attended, mostly for
the benefit of our girl, or to make her crazy.

Chieftains are the only to wear full headdress.
Make a note their clothing is actually very plain.

It is the headdress which denotes their status.
Much like a medal of honor, chiefs are given
instant deep respect.

A headdress is made of different feathers. Long
ago, mostly eagle feathers. These eagle feathers
were not taken from eagles but rather gathered
from their nests or simply found laying upon the
ground. No eagles are killed by American Indians.
Eagles are sacred spirits.

Today, different bird feathers are used but
hand painted, hand crafted to look like eagle
feathers. Antique headdress are too valuable
to wear for any ceremony, save for small local
tribe ceremonies to which Anglos are not
allowed to attend; sacred.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ceremonial dancers about to compete!

Number 41 is the youngest, most likely thirteen
to fourteen years of age. Before allowed to
sacred dance, a boy must make his transition
into manhood. This transition is very rough,
almost life threatening. The transition methods
differ from tribe-to-tribe.

Hopi use a sweat box deep in the ground, covered
on top. Dimensions of the hole are very exacting
and cannot be different than tradition. Being
deep into the earth signifies being close to
the heart of Mother Earth.

A boy will endure a transition ranging from three
to five days, often without food, although this
is not so strict in our modern age. His body
is sweat purified, and he generally loses five
to ten pounds in weight. A young boy must pass
a series of tests to become a man. These tests
are primarily test of ability to endure, to
overcome hunger, to remain focused and to
travel into the alter world to walk with his
ancestors. Hallucinations are not uncommon.

Other tribes have tests of physical endurance,
tests of survival skills and similar. For all
tests, a boy's mind and heart is tested the most.
He must remain focused and brave. A typical test
might be running across a desert, for miles under
a hot sun, while holding a mouthful of water.
He must spit out the water at the end of his run.
This is a test of survival, "Can he outrun that
which chases him, and keep water for later use?"

Some boys are simply sent out to survive in the
wilderness for a week, with only clothes and
some tools, no food, no water.

Number 42 is a man, but not yet a brave.

Ceremony dancers wear very elaborate clothing
which contain both messages and tradition. You
notice they do not wear headdress like chieftains.

Bet you did not spot the Indian sitting in a tree.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Competition! Very colorful!

Dress is so elaborate, colors are so intense,
you have trouble keeping track of body parts.
At times, the dancers seem to blend together
as one. You should watch these dances at night
by firelight. Highly metaphysical, so much so
you are drawn into the dance almost as you are
hypnotized. Belly dancing is much like this.

I have a real life story about belly dancing
at a party up here on our hill, but this story
is a bit naughty and some might be offended by
what some people truly enjoy. I would provide
a link to my website but I must behave so the
self-righteous will not have a fit.

Our girl, when very young, just a child, would
wig out at ceremonial dances. She would scream,
bury her face in my shoulder, wave her hand,
"make them go away" and all that. This is my
signal to carry her even closer. Yes, I did
traumatize her and this is why she is a crazy
goth vampiress today.

Around age four or five, she fell in love with
powwow and sacred dancing. Had a hard time
keeping her off the stage.

No, that is not the stage from the nudist
contest. Oh God! Nudists, how dare I mention
such a nasty subject in public. Oops.

A little older, best experience and lesson
teacher is our summer travels to live with
Choctaw relatives, to work with them out in
fields as farmers. First she complained about
blisters and being sore, but came to love this
in time. She knows hard physical labor and
knows living a hard but simple life.

Early teens, this was her time to live on
reservations in different parts of the
Southwest, much like you see in the village
picture up there. Sometimes we would leave
her alone on a reservation for up to a month.

She never complained and always wanted to
return the next summer.

I used to dress her for school in nothing but
a loin cloth and some feathers in her hair,
but teachers always sent her back home.

Go figure.

I guess high school is not the place for such
traditional dress.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Hopi.

I know hard for you to notice this, his facial
features, Hopi facial features, are different
than what we expect, especially compared to
Indians outside the Southwest.

Hopi Indians lived mostly in the New Mexico
region and often ventured into Northern Mexico,
just as Indians from Northern Mexico came up
into the Southwest. In time, a lot of genetic
pooling came about sharing Mexican Indian's
features with Hopi, and Hopi features with
the northern Mexican Indians.

Interesting, as you move towards the Southwest,
Indians tend to be thinner, a little bit shorter.
In the Southeast, Indians are more short and more
hefty of body stature. Plains Indians are tall
and skinny. Northwest Indians are very much
average build, like Anglos. In Alaska, you know
the Inuits are very different, physically.

All of this is a result of Mother Nature's
influence upon genetic distribution through
Survival of the Fittest.

My butt is big and fat because I am Choctaw,
not because I eat too much.

* eats another Bon-bon *

Yes, inherited a big butt, that is all.

* eats another Bon-bon *

Taha

Posted by Munchkin Man on :

Greetings MagicK!

Thank you very much for writing back to the Munchkin Man.

You wrote:

"That was a joke, a jest, ribbing all in good fun."
_____

Is that what it was?

Oh darn!

Now the Munchkin Man feels like a fool.

The Munchkin Man has had this problem all his life.

When people are joking with the Munchkin Man, the Munchkin Man thinks they're being serious.

And when people are being serious with the Munchkin Man, the Munchkin Man thinks they're joking.
_________________________________

You wrote:

"Now, you are on a powerful narcotic and two anti-depressants. I would be careful. As you stated these are for "other" disorders, not for TPCD."
_____

Which one is the narcotic?

As far as the Munchkin Man knows, Klonopin is an anticonvulsant sedative-hypnotic anxiolytic, and a member of the benzodiazepine class of drugs.

Lexapro is an SSRI anti-depressant.

Lamictal is an antiepileptic drug (AED) used in the treatment of epilepsy and bipolar disorder.

The Munchkin Man does not have epilepsy, but the Munchkin Man's doctor has diagnosed him as having Type II Bipolar Disorder.

The Munchkin Man has a goal to be off all of these drugs by the year 2010. The Munchkin Man knows better to try to quit any of these drugs cold turkey. It has to be a very gradual and systematic weaning process.

The Munchkin Man is not very happy with the Lamictal. It gives the Munchkin Man chronic constitpation. The Munchkin Man hates that feeling.

In regard to the Lexapro, it has come to light that this is a highly addictive drug. Horror stories abound on the internet of people who are trying to wean away from this drug.

Indeed, the Munchkin Man tried to wean away from this drug about two weeks ago. What happened is that the Munchkin Man ran out of his Lexapro pills and decided to see what would happen if he waited 3 days before he went back to his refill.

It was horrible. The Munchkin Man was almost climbing the walls. The Munchkin Man had heart palpitations, anxiety attacks, and couldn't sleep.

During the 1990s. the Munchkin Man went through another difficult time in his life and was prescribed several anti-depressants:

Anafranil
Paxil
Zoloft

None of these drugs agreed with the Munchkin Man.

Anafranil was the worst. It gave the Munchkin Man auditory hallucinations, the worst dry mouth of any drug, and excessive sweating.

Paxil had absolutely no effect upon the Munchkin Man -- except dry mouth.

Zoloft gave the Munchkin Man a grand mal seizure.

The Munchkin Man took each one of these for a period of 6 months or longer. The Munchkin Man was able to quit each of these drugs cold turkey with hardly any problem. But quitting the Lexapro is going to be a different story.

The Munchkin Man is also aware that Klonopin, being a benzodiazapene, is also addictive. This will probably be the last one the Munchkin Man will try to kick.
__________________________________

You wrote:

"I have seen literally thousands of patients in my time. There indeed have been some gifted ones, in music, ones who almost became doctors. Gifted writers, singers etc. But, these self-same people had difficulty with social skills, daily tasks of living and decision making."
_____

The Munchkin Man can very well relate to what you are saying. The Munchkin Man has always had severe social skill deficits.

Overcoming these deficits is an ongoing part of the Munchkin Man's therapy.

Before the year is over, the Munchkin Man is hoping to ask a girl out on a date.
____________________________________

You wrote:

"You did recently state in a thread you've been selling too soon I think it was, not that people without disorders don't. But, if it's a consistent thing. All I'm saying is be careful. If it seems like after awhile your losing your money over and over, maybe take up something else."
_____

Thank you very much for your heartfelt advice and concerns.

With respect to his stocks, the Munchkin Man has made some good decisions.

The Munchkin Man has also made some bad decisions.

The Munchkin Man is doing his best to learn from his bad decisions.

Thanks again for writing. You sound like a nice, sincere, and caring person.

Good luck to you.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man

Posted by Munchkin Man on :

quote:
Originally posted by T e x:
kinda what I was I thinking...

***

munchie? do you have any word processing software? (not that I buy the "disorder," but just saying...benefit of the doubt, etc... I remember you claimed experience as some sort of textbook editor, yes?)

______

Hi Tex,

The Munchkin Man thanks you for your questions.

The answer to your first question is no. The Munchkin Man does not have any word processing software.

However, this may very well change in the next few months. The Munchkin Man will be enrolling in some word processing classes which will be starting in September.

The answer to your second question is sort of a yes. The Munchkin Man is more of a textbook proofreader than an editor.

The Munchkin Man proofreads teachers' editions of middle school mathematics textbooks. The Munchkin Man's primary job is to check the answers to make sure they are correct.

In fact, the Munchkin Man's official job title is "Answer Checker."

But the Munchkin Man likes to go beyond that.

When the Munchkin Man spots a spelling or a grammatical error, the Munchkin Man always reports it.

In addition, the Munchkin Man will often propose a rewriting of a word problem if the Munchkin Man thinks it is poorly written.

Sometimes the Munchkin Man will catch some outrageous mistakes in the demonstration examples which precede the chapter exercises. The Munchkin Man reports those too.

The Munchkin Man looks for any and all kinds of mistakes, above and beyond the teacher's edition answers.

When the Munchkin Man finishes an assignment, which usually comes as one chapter at a time, the Munchkin Man sends an email report of his findings to his supervisor.

The Munchkin Man reports on everything he finds wrong -- and not just the answers he finds to be wrong.

And the Munchkin Man usually finds plenty that is wrong in every chapter he proofreads.

This is how the Munchkin Man contributes to the education of our nation's precious school children.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man

Posted by 66inxs on :

munchkin man over the course of business today i was talking with a lawyer for the eeoc on behalf of a client. when we were finished, i asked him about your TPCD and let him read your posts and your link to MajicK's post yesterday. what he said surprised me so here it is:
in his opinion you meet the legal standard of a person with a disability and are entitled to legal protection under the ADA and 26 C.F.R. 1640,1641, 1643. i then had to assure him i was not discriminating against munchkin men.
when he got to the part about asking a woman out for a date he laughed and said "he'd have to be crazy to do that !"
as long as a qualified madical practitioner is treating it as a disability, and it limits a person in attaining life's goals, it is a disability.

an official,unofficial response from the government, paid for by one of my clients. j/k.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

___

Moving past the spam...
___

For those boys who have been around long enough
and have paid their dues, you will remember my
story of our two French lesbian friends, for
decades now, and our snow skiing trip up to
Sun Valley, Idaho, to ski with Brooke Shields
and Clint Eastwood, well..

Sherie and Monique!

Hmm, or is that Taha in the background? Big butt,
no tan lines, probably so. I cannot remember
been so long ago.

Sure enough cold out there! This I will not forget!

* rubs a couple of sensitive places *

Yes, very cold. Brrr!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

For those few looking to complain, yes, our
daughter was with us and enjoyed a lot of fun!

I am a bad, bad mother, which is why our girl
is clinical pyschologist, today.

She refuses to place "Dr." in front of her
name, however. I think maybe goth vampires
do not like to be pompous nor draw attention.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

great picture to look at on a 100 degree day ! thanks again for the mid-day refreshment ! almost pool time yea !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"...on a 100 degree day...."

Funny! It is cool here in Southern California.

I am actually wearing socks to keep my feet warm.

Ha! We sent that blistering heat to you.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

the pool deck is blistering if not wet, but it looks like a thinderstorm maybe ? we have had 2 solid weeks of 100+ in central us. even chicago is in mid 90's and miserable!
i could dive face first into that snow right now !!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Bet you boys would love getting into my
boxes and boxes of photographs.

Ok, are you paying attention, have a memory?

What is her first name?

Taha

Posted by cottonjim on :

Paying attention, no memory (d*mn recreational pharmaceudicals)

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Typical boys, shooting up peanut butter, again.
At least mix in some strawberry jam.

Sherie of Sherie and Monique fame! Our French
lesbian girlfriends, a few years down the road.

Ouu La La!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

wasn't she the third one from the left in the 9 woman contest picture? beautiful lady !!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"...the 9 woman contest picture...."

Have you been snorting wheat flour again?

There are only eight (8) of us in the contest!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Brrr! Cold!

We are building a snow woman, not a snow man,
a snow woman. We did not have any carrots in
our condo.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

oops bad memory. but she was in that picture, yes ?????
i don't know about snorting wheat flour either ! it might make you sneeze bread.

Posted by cottonjim on :

OK, I would officialy like to get into your............. boxes and boxes of photographs.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"...it might make you sneeze bread."

Half baked in the case of boys.

"...but she was in that picture, yes?"

What? You think I would hang out naked
with two French lesbians?

Hangin' from a pine tree by my knees
Sun is shinin' through the shade
Nobody knows what it's all about
It's too much, man, let it all hang out

- Hombres

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Next up, photographs of World War II battleships!

That should excite you boys!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

as a kid in nj i started to build a snow woman once but my parents got mad and made me destroy it. so much for snow sculpture ! please no WWII battleships !

half baked bread - great sense of humor.

you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd
but you can be happy if you've got a mind to
- roger miller

Posted by cottonjim on :

PG, is there a particular reason that you are not accepting PM's. I wanted to propose a joint venture of sorts ( get you minds out of the d*mn gutter guy's) Call it an experiment based off of some of your comments and investing tactics that I have read about in this thread.

Posted by cottonjim on :

Pg. 5 and 6 of this thread cracked me up, also reminded me of a good joke.

Father goes duck hunting one day and gets his limit, that night he and his whole family enjoyed duck for supper.
Later that evening after everyone had gone to bed the youngest daughter came running into mom and dads room crying. What's wrong asked mother?
I peed a BB mom, I peed a BB.
Don't worry dear your father must have missed one while he was cleaning the ducks we had for supper, go back to bed.
A few minutes later the middle boy came running into the bed room crying, what is wrong mother asked?
I peed a BB, I peed a BB.
Slightly irratated mother told him not to worry and to go back to bed, father just missed a few BB's while cleaning the ducks they had for supper.
Not long after, the oldest boy comes running into the bedromm, Mom, Dad, wake up I....
We know, you peed a BB.

No, I was J*cking off and I shot the dog.

Posted by MagicK on :

"When people are joking with the Munchkin Man, the Munchkin Man thinks they're being serious."

So you thought Purl was going to eat you?
See now that is called "wishful" thinking, and you were hoping she was serious.

That was a joke...you can laugh.

MM please see my reply to your post in the thread titled "Earth to Mushkin Man" this way I don't have to muddle up Purl's thread with a bunch of medical jargon.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

MagicK, it is ok. I do not like _his_ spam.

line, blank line, line, blank line, line, blank...

Annoying. His articles use up two-thirds of my
monitor for no reason. He is welcomed to join
in here at Allstocks, but dang, trim down the
physical size of those articles.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Alright, alright, I know my articles usually
take up your entire screen. However, every line
of my articles are pure entertainment!

...and you boys better agree with me.

Know what I did this afternoon, huh, huh?

I spent the afternoon working post hole diggers
digging hole after hole after hole after....

"Be sure those holes are on eight feet centers,
twenty-four inches deep and wider at the bottom,
and don't forget to...."

SHUT UP ALREADY! I KNOW HOW TO DIG POST HOLES.

Wednesday afternoon, Home Depot is delivering
one-hundred-twelve sixty pound sacks of pre-mix
concrete, along with a lot of four-by-four posts,
rails and fence boards. We have to lug those up
our hill, by hand.

You think I am cranky tonight, wait until the
night of Wednesday, maybe even Thursday as well.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

digging post holes is certainly not fun. i dug them three at a time and used water to make the digging easier. awful blisters even with gloves. texas clay is tough especially with rocks. then i spotted an old ford tractor with an auger and a for sale sign on it - got that job finished real quick !

fences like yours will look great when finished though. rule one - never pay someone else to do what you can do yourself ! GL on your fence and drink plenty of liquids while you are working !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Wealthy people do not become wealthy by paying
others to do their work for them. Yes, we can
afford to hire contractors but this is not in
keeping with our upbringing. We never pay others
to perform a job we can do on our own.

Despite being wealthy we cannot forget our once
living in poverty nor shake off this habit of
saving money and earning money, every chance
possible presented.

We still shop at Goodwill, thrift stores and
yard sales, although we could afford to buy
an upscale clothing store if so desired.

This is why we are wealthy.

Purl Gurl

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Well, maybe a slight difference today.

When we pay at Goodwill, we say, "Keep the change."

When we tip a waitress, our tip is never less than
one-hundred percent of the food tab. Sometimes we
tip two-hundred percent.

Girl Scouts selling cookies front of a store.
I always buy two boxes, turn around and tell
those girls, "Look how big my butt is. I do not
need to eat cookies." I hand the cookies back to
the Girl Scouts, "Here, sell these cookies again
and double your money," then walk away.

Salvation Army at Christmas, we always stuff
their little red pots with twenty dollar bills.

We have not forgotten how hard is life, have
not forgotten to help the Salt of the Earth,
the hard working people. We have not forgotten
the joy of helping others in need.

A bit of bragging. This rental we are working
on, we could rent the house for $1500 per
month in a flash. I am talking to a young pair
with a four year old child referred to us. I am
hot, sweaty, cranky. Boy explains they both work
full time, out of town, have to pay for a daycare
center, having a hard time. He explains they live
in an apartment, a one bedroom apartment with
no parking facilities, no garage, just a plain
upstairs apartment in a rat cage setting. They
are paying $1350 per month. She adds, "We just
cannot afford to live there, too far from work
and I do not like it there."

I say, "Ok, we will rent this house to you for
$1200 per month." They look at each other, then,
"Are you joking?" I am not.

When you do the Good, this Good comes back to you.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

When you do the Good, this Good comes back to you.

i wish...

Posted by 66inxs on :

i agree with that 100% pg. you can't beat good karma. people who didn't work their way us don't understand why i picked up a dime i found while getting gas, or why we don't waste money, or why we give others less fortunate a break. i would have given the couple with a four year old a break too, but would also hold them to the contract! i am guilty of doing too much pro bono work an giving too many people breaks. however, that tractor with an auger for around $500 if i remember right was a good investment ! have a great day working on your new fence.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Not battleships," you whine.

How about old cars? I am all of one, two, maybe
three years old when this picture is taken. I see
what looks like a 1961, maybe a 1963 Chevrolet
in there. Do you see this car?

This is about the time my mother died. I know this
is my first trip to California. This is probably
Santa Monica beach, around '62 to '63 year. I am
told we had relatives up in Laurel Canyon or
some canyon where rich people live today, straight
up from this beach.

Most likely, this is right after the Winter my
mom died of Cholera. I was brought out here to
be raised by relatives. However, my aunt and
uncle, who brought me here, did not have the
heart to leave me. They took me back to our
farm in Oklahoma, at much expense to them,
an expense they really could not afford.

Thank God. I am indebted to them. Not for their
kind hearts, I would not have enjoyed a farm
life nor would have been raised a Choctaw.

Today's prices, those cars represent about
two-million, three-million dollars in value
if sold today to car collectors.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You pick up dimes! Ha! I pick up pennies unless
tails up, which is bad luck.

A dime, heck, in my day, that is two soda pops
over at Crutcher's general store, soda pops
in real glass bottles!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

61 vert in bg, 61 bubbletop in bg, 60 black hdtp in fg all worth big bucks today. blue 63 chev 4 door on right 60 white flattop in bg.
those were the days !

your aunt and uncle already received a rich reward for their kindness !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"your aunt and uncle already received a rich reward
for their kindness...."

Oh sure, as if having me around is a rich reward!

More like having a badger constantly chewing
on your foot, day and night.

I have not told you boys about all the bad things
in life I have done, like running away from home
around nine or ten years old, ending up in
New Boston, Texas. Took my family weeks to find
me down there.

Shoot, I took up secretly drinking White Lightning
when I was about seven or eight years old. This
is why I am brain damaged today.

Heck, I even shot a cousin in his ass with
shotgun loaded with birdshot. No serious injury
other than having to lie naked on our front porch
while Grandpa picked buckshot out of his butt,
and afterwards having his butt cleaned with
coal oil, today's kerosine.

He whined and cried! The butt switching Grandpa
gave me hurt a lot worse! I did not cry a tear.

My cousin had it coming though, he squashed
my favorite sh!t bug for sh!t bug races.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

More like having a badger constantly chewing
on your foot, day and night.

LOL...

i doubt the butswitching hurt worse...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"i doubt the butswitching hurt worse..."

No, no! You must believe me! One of Grandpa's
butt switchings is a lot worse then having
your butt blasted with bird shot.

The worse part is Grandpa would silently hand
you his pocket knife. We knew what to do. We
had to go out back, find a switch just the
right size, thickness, flexible, about two
feet long, then cut it from a tree. That is
what makes a butt switching worse than a
buckshot loaded butt; this switching you
know is coming!

Only regret I have is the shotgun was not
loaded with rock salt.

Odd, yes, Glassman? Today, if a child shot
another child with a shotgun, this would be
juvenile jail until eighteen. However, kids
today do not have an intent of loading a butt
with birdshot, kids today intend to kill.

Back then, on the farm, this is "just deserves."

He should NOT have stepped on my sh!tbug.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

your bug was faster than his?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Besides, my cousin took off running like crazy
when he saw me coming with a shotgun. He was
a good thirty yards away before I could lug
that heavy shotgun up and pull its trigger.
That shotgun was almost as tall as me.

Damn near dropped the shotgun when it fired.
I think I was more surprised than my cousin.

Grandma was a little mad, too. She had to
hand sew up the holes in his overalls.

Say, did I tell you boys about the time I took
a frog gig to another cousin because he pushed
me down into wet pig sh!t?

http://www.sbtoutdoors.com/fish_spears.htm

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"your bug was faster than his?"

Ever know me to bet on a loser? Do not answer!

That sh!tbug was the fastest one in all the county.
My bug would run so fast, sparks would come off
its feet and smoke trailed from it rearend.

He knew my bug was fast, and he squashed it!
That was outright mean! Dang, I would have
won a handful of marbles with that bug.

He deserved to have his butt loaded with buckshot.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

heh, sounds like you were cheating and using a bombardier beetle.... no wonder he squooooshed it...

Posted by 66inxs on :

you made their life exciting and kept them young! you did them a favor ! why be bored ?

Posted by cottonjim on :

They shoulda just had your bug tested for performance enhancing substances, like maybe it was munching on some cheeta sh!t before the races [Wink]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"like maybe it was munching on some cheeta sh!t
before the races"

Well, gosh, you are right on the verge of
suggesting I was cheating. Might as well
get this over with.

Trick is to take a sip of White Lightning, which
is, of course, hidden in a tiny pint Mason jar
in the milking shed, behind which we held our
sh!tbug races so our elders would not catch us.

You have to use a pint jar because those are
small and easy to hide under cow crap, hay,
up in the rafters, whatever. Would not want
your elders to know you are stealing thier
White Lightning from their quart Mason jars.

So, you have a tiny sip of White Lightning.
You park that little sip of White Lightning
over in a cheek pocket. Just about time for
the race start, moments before, you spit a
little on your bug for "good luck." That
alcohol sets the bug on fire and he runs
like all get out!

Suppose my cousin figured out there was more
to my spit than just spit. He stepped on my
bug squashing the poor thing. Least the bug
was drunk when it met its demise.

Alright, alright, my cousin caught me cheating.

He squashes my bug, I spit fire, run to the
farmhouse, fetch a shotgun, run back, he runs
for the forest, I blast away, we end up in
lots of trouble.

This might have to do with my other cousin
shoving me down into wet pig sh!t in our pig
pen; revenge for shooting our cousin.

However, I paid him back for shoving me down
by catching him unawares then jabbing him in
the leg with a three prong frog gig, nothing
serious, just three tiny holes and some blood.

He got the kerosine treatment, I got a butt switching.

Not that I am ornery or anything, a girl just
has to stick up for herself.

Sure got a lot of butt switchings, a way lot.

Say, did I tell you about the time Crutcher
Hendon tossed me off our school bus for bashing
a boy over his head with my geography book?

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

Crutcher can't possibly be a real name PG..

sheesh Taha, barely have time to post toady [Razz]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Yeah, his real name. Crutcher is what all
of us, young and old, called him. Everyone
called him Crutcher, for decades.

His real name is Kutcher Hendon. Okies do not
pronounce Kutcher as Cut Cher but rather as
Crut Cher just a we pronounce Homma as Homer.
Home Mah versus Home Er.

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~manningmassey/eagletown.htm

You will find Crutcher and his entire family there; Hendon.

Moss Jointer, many others of my childhood are
buried there. Moss is a great story in himself.

Crutcher is amongst the most honest and most
famous of all characters of Eagletown history.
Many Eagletown famous are there, including
some of my relatives. During my childhood,
I knew almost all those people you find.

I will write about him in the future.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

VANDIVER, Lewis P.

My great uncle, the drunk who rode a horse.

This is the story about two uncles,

"Lewis is drunk again."

"Nah, Lewis ain't drunk. His horse is drunk."

That story.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

TODD, Lonnie Carroll

The man whose cow my uncles ran over and
became high centered. Had to use Grandpa's
team of mules to pull the car off the cow.

Lonnie was paid a gallon of White Lightning.

Remember that story?

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

ROSS, Mamie J

Mamie J, causes me to cry when I think of her.

She inspired me to education and to English.

She taught four generations of our family.

MCKINNEY, Dave

Our sheriff. He bought White Lightning from
my cousins and uncles.

Stories I could tell! Some of my stories do
seem unreal, but each and every is true story.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

Don't tell Crutcher that ain't his name! [Eek!]

Glass, the oldest neon guy in North Texas is "Winky."

Posted by glassman on :

is he a glass tubing bender? or is he just plugged into a high voltage source? [Smile]

or both?

Posted by glassman on :

Stories I could tell! Some of my stories do
seem unreal, but each and every is true story.

Taha

Crutcher can't possibly be a real name PG = do tell, where i come from....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I contribute my ornery nature to this, a story
told once before.

Grandpa is working at training a young green mule
by teaming him up with an old trained mule. Grandpa
is trying harness, attach the chains, all that stuff.

The young green mule starts acting up, making both
mules nervous. They begin starting, kicking, biting,
all those nice things mules do. Grandpa yells,
"Hep me, Momma, hep me Momma!" Momma is Grandma.

She runs out to the barnyard, we all do.

Grandma is helping. Grandpa hollers, "Get in front
of those mules!" She does and those huge mules
promptly trample her. She survives ok, not so bad,
lots of bruises, soreness.

Years later, out in our milking shed, a young
cow is being trained to be milked by Grandpa.
Details are in my original story. The cow has
Grandpa pinned between her short horns and is
tossing him up against the roof, thrashing him
pretty bad. "Hep me, Momma, hep me, Momma!"

Grandma and all of us run to the milking shed.
She peeks inside, grins, slams the door then
leans against the door, "Now tell me to get in
front of those mules, again!"

This happens years after the mule incident.

Much more to these stories but this does explain
my ornery nature and why I am so quick to extract
my pound of flesh from others who offend me.

That story well exemplifies our fierce honesty.
An-eye-for-an-eye and always honest about this.

Those are the type of lessons I learned during
life. No sissy stuff, no laziness, just hard
honest work, with a bullet.

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

Folks here abouts often don't tend to go with names outlandes approave of a-tall.

Had a friend from down on the coast whose initials were J.B.M. The lastname was Scot and as I heard him explain when ask "What sort of paarents would name a child Joe Billy McMinn?", "Well, McMinn is pure Scot and came with them and Jo Billy is because they didn't want anyone calling me by some nick name."

It is real common here to mame a boy Bob rather than Robert and to name a girl Kate rather than Katherine.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

So old and so tattered, I cannot repair this
picture, even with digital processing.

It is a Buick, maybe '52 or '53 "three hole" Buick.
Roadmaster, I think. Those holes signify the level,
but I cannot remember the correct style.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

nah, he used to go on benders, though [Big Grin]

His dad (years deceased) ran the school where the current top glass bender studied; in turn, that guy (the top bender) is who is trained my pal. Winky and I are both installation guys...not benders. Some guys only bend, some only install...increasingly few do both, in my experience...although my pal does both...

Winky's a funny guy. Was a streetfighter in the 50s (7 "bouts" in one night, lol) who went on to be an Army boxing champ (he won a special Zippo lighter, which he still thinks is funny), then trained/managed succesfully for many years...A few years ago, when he had just turned 65? A hot-rod kid (early to mid-20s) picked a fight over some freeway hooha...Winky pulled over--not wanting the kid to follow to his house--got out and acted spastic/retarded...till the kid got close enough--you know the rest...

I asked him, "So did you leave him just laying there?"

"Why, hell, yeahyuh...he was too big for my skinny, old azz to pick up--and I didn't wanna be there when he woke up, neither..."

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Winky would fit perfectly into our family!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Winky would fit perfectly into our family!

Taha

he may be, already...lol...I don't know his "background..."

Wiley, he's and old and skinny, right? So when he has to really *exert*? ya know, move something heavy... or even *really really* concentrate? He makes this noise...

Put your lips together, just so, then blow just hard enough to mimic, say, a helicopter or race-car, as a little kid might do...

That sound...

We might be in the middle of Shaper Image store, suits all around--then here comes that sound...

"Excuse me," I say to the suits...then get close enough and say to Winky..."hold on, man, lemme give you a hand with that."

Brrrr, brrrrr, brrrrr....no acknowledgment, sound never stops till we're done...

"Thanks," he says, "I saw you talking to them fellas, didn't wanna bother you..."

"Well," me laughing, "I heard your motor running..."

"Oh, that..." he says, "Just something I've always done."

I only *thought* it was age-related...

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

So old and so tattered, I cannot repair this
picture, even with digital processing.

It is a Buick, maybe '52 or '53 "three hole" Buick.
Roadmaster, I think. Those holes signify the level,
but I cannot remember the correct style.

Taha

Yup, visual evidence supports..."BUICK" hubcaps, 5 letters visible up front, indicating 10 letters in all...

Posted by glassman on :

in Judo? we call that Ki ai,
theories abound as to why it works...

some people just think it's for scaring the opponent, but those guys aren't doing it right...

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
in Judo? we call that Ki ai,
theories abound as to why it works...

some people just think it's for scaring the opponent, but those guys aren't doing it right...

dual purpose, at least--focus me/break yours, plus no trapped air to get hammered with, internally...for wink, all one laser-beam intention, nowadays, lol... My chiropractor buddy also employs a distinctive "kee-ya" exhale...same thing: focused "output," minimized internal "bruising."

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Karate, Judo, Kung Fu, pfftt.. I know two-by-four
a deadly Martial Art developed in Oklahoma.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

Taha

this might lead to clues:

http://www.southernwheels.com/DrivOldCars.htm

note the passage re 49 "Sedanette" with *four* "port holes"

Posted by glassman on :

there is more...
fighters find power in it...
weightlifters do it to

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Karate, Judo, Kung Fu, pfftt.. I know two-by-four
a deadly Martial Art developed in Oklahoma.

Taha

2 x 4 "treatment" is at the center of the "tenderness theory"
re mules, bullies, whatever...

*Well, first--ya gotta get their attention."

Posted by T e x on :

"weightlifters do it to"

at base level? simple mechanics...air pump

Posted by T e x on :

""Now tell me to get in
front of those mules, again!"

yup--what goes around.... [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Found it, three portholes, six cylinder, four
portholes, eight cylinder. Straight six versus
straight eight.

Those portholes, in prototypes, contained light
bulbs which were wired to distributor, like
spark plugs. Retail models did not have the
lightbulbs.

Taha's Believe It Or Else..

Do not why looking up Buicks reminds of a story
about 1956 Cadillac and Texas. We are riding
with some friends in their '56 Cadillac, just
south of the Red River, headed for New Boston.

We are going down there to look for work.

Cadillac starts sputtering, running rough, not
quite quitting, but not running right. The two
boys, my old man and another, spend an hour out
there in the heat trying to figure out what is
wrong. We are parked roadside, about a hundred
miles outside of Nowhere, Texas.

Finally, they notice just a few drops of gasoline
dripping from an electric fuel pump mounted on
the frame, just front of the driver's rear tire.
It has a small crack in its body. Probably a
rock tossed up, cracked it.

The boys are complaining, "We need some black
tape, we need a piece of rubber, we need some
baling wire." The gas leak is very little but
they say the pump is sucking air through the
crack, "Why don't you boys stick some gum on it?"

They laugh, tell me to stay in the car.

Nope. Not gonna "wait in the truck." I start
chewing some gum. Meanwhile, I cup up a big
handful of sand then begin scrubbing the pump.
They just watch, shake their heads, make some
cracks about my big butt. I take my gum out of
my mouth, lay it on that blistering hot black
Texas asphalt. Minute later, all melted and
sticky. I use a finger nail file and smear
it around over the crack, do not say anything
and get back in the car.

Boys look at each other, shrug their shoulders
and get in. Caddy starts up, with some difficulty,
eventually smooths out and runs fine. We make
it all the way to New Boston and an auto repair
garage. Mechanic fixes the Cadillac, takes all
day cuz a pump had to be fetched from another town.

The mechanic asks, "Is that gum stuck on there?"

Nobody answers. I pipe up, "Yes sir, that is
gum on there."

"Well, now ain't that a right smart idea."

To this day, though, I still have to wait
in the truck. My husband does not like me
being loose out in public.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

perfect...

akchully...shoulda figured that out, doh!

6 v 8 for "lights"! lol, "stock" customizers... you *know* they weren't ramming air...

gum!!!

love it...

I will change your story and have me fixing one with Silly Putty!

Posted by 66inxs on :

exactly right about the buick 49 sedanette. roadmasters had 4 portholes and the lesser models had only 3 on each side. harley earl did rig up the lights ! its worth its weight in gold today ! great old blast from the past - vert too !

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by 66inxs:
exactly right about the buick 49 sedanette. roadmasters had 4 portholes and the lesser models had only 3 on each side. harley earl did rig up the lights ! its worth its weight in gold today ! great old blast from the past - vert too !

apparently, you are classifying 6-cyl as "less than" 8-cyl....hmmmm

gotta think about that...

Posted by 66inxs on :

check it out tex. great car. wish i had it today.all roadmasters were top of the line and had the straight eight and an extra porthole so peeps would know that you sprung for the best !when did buick get the first v8? 1953 or 1954. we had a 52 buick super with a straight eight - only 3 portholes !

Posted by T e x on :

ya...got it..

the "times" etc...

allz I'm sayin' ? Those straight 6s were pretty good moto-scooters... with a lil "hep" lol

Posted by 66inxs on :

atraight 6's are great moto-scooters ! reliable and cheap to run (although compared to today - everything was cheap to run) ! btw the hood opened from the sides - not the front on that car. there is a 49 roadmaster hdtp for sale on ebay bid up around 38K right now ! surfboard sticking out the rear window is neat too !

Posted by IWISHIHAD on :

Straight 6 great engine can really beat them up and they keep ticking, jeeps still use them. I fixed up a 57 Buick Roadmaster convert. a few years back fun to drive but if you are going to drive it in today's traffic better have a good set of disc brakes on it or you will never stop those boats. Those Dynaflo trans. were not the best.

Posted by Munchkin Man on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
MagicK, it is ok. I do not like _his_ spam.

line, blank line, line, blank line, line, blank...

Annoying. His articles use up two-thirds of my
monitor for no reason. He is welcomed to join
in here at Allstocks, but dang, trim down the
physical size of those articles.

Taha

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Posted by T e x on :

as I recall? 57 Fords had a stock, straight 6....

(as opposed to a few "Falcon" models, then later the Mustangs and Shelby's)

mill the heads, new crank, Caddy or Merc ignition??? tweak the carbs....

you're running past most V-8s of the day...

seems like that Ford was a 292 ??? 262, maybe ???

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Speaking of six cylinders!

This is the engine for our 1956 Chevy NAPCO four
wheel drive truck, a three-quarter ton, all factory
original, including the four wheel drive.

Engine is '56 six 235 cubic inch, freshly rebuilt
and ready to drop into an open frame. Dual one
barrels on an Offenhauser intake, Fenton cast iron
split exhaust headers, custom made rocker arms for
the intake valves with higher ratio for more lift,
powerglide hydraulic cam for extra duration, a
Mallory dual point mechanical distributor, head
is milled very slightly.

A bit dusty, you can see an alternator and an
air conditioner compressor have been adapted.
On the rear, original foot button starter.

Black canister behind the alternator is an
original oil filter / oil cooler. Holds just
under two quarts of oil.

Gads, is there any boy topic she does not know?

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You can better see the cast iron headers and
foot button starter.

Took me eighteen months to collect all the engine
parts for my husband. The headers are manufactured
back in the fifties, found a brand new set. Offy
intake, same time period but used. Rebuilt carbs,
brand new cam but manufactured in 1955 year. Most
difficult parts to find, new rod bolts. I had those
made by ARP company. Cost a fortune.

Alternator, A/C compressor mounts and throttle
linkages are all custom made in our shop here
at home.

Most difficult part to replace, the transmission
mainshaft bushing inside the end of the crank.
We built a special sealed steel plate device,
then pumped in hydraulic fluid to push the
bushing out of the crank.

Excuse the dust. Engine is covered with plastic,
but that dust always finds a way in.

When finished, 16 forward gears, 4 reverse gears,
2 speed auxillary transmission, overdrive and
direct drive, 2 speed transfer case, underdrive
and direct drive. Lots and lots of gears. Four
gear shift levers in total, two original style
floor handbrake levers, left and right rear for
tractor steering should we become stuck.

Actually, my husband's boy toy.

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

I thought you were your husband's boy toy.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"I thought you were your husband's boy toy."

You have this bassackwards. My husband is MY
boy toy. Decent mechanic to boot.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

B&B went out of business, best I can find, around
1954 to 1957 years. These custom intake rocker
arms, extra lift through ratio, were manufactured
sometime between 1948 and 1952 years. This is a
brand new set I found for my husband. I would be
embarrassed to tell you how much I paid for those
and it took me six months to find those.

In exchange, my husband agreed I could have my
way with him for six months, including my gorilla
outfit, my French maid outfit, indoors, outdoors,
private, in public and I could invite Sherie and
Monique over anytime I want.

I have two months credit coming. Used up four.

Probably Sherie and Monique are enough to swing
a deal like this. Nonetheless, I love my old man
and do not mind being his parts girl, for free.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Not six cylinder, but maybe of interest to you boys.

New doors. I secured these from a company in China.

Not cheap, not at all. I take good care of my
husband. He is the best father and best husband
a girl could ever want.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Besides, he is easy to buy gifts for, birthday,
Christmas, Father's Day. A tub of axle grease,
the boy is totally stoked.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

We make a great team. He takes "things" apart, I take
photographs, he explains what it is, how it works,
what he needs, then I find and secure the parts.

Warn hub for the front axles. He needs new gaskets
and new securing bolts.

Taha

Posted by IWISHIHAD on :

Here is another 6 cylinder if i remember correctly, i had a e-type 66 jag roadster i think that was an over head cam with 3 Weber's, me and a friend rebuilt the engine we both had rebuilt many engines before we thought no problem just do what you do on any engine found out differently follow the manual on assembly or you will have to redo a lot of your work. My daughter loved that car when she was younger all those instruments like an airplane i preferred the American hot rod. I think these cars were one of the few that had 4 wheel disc brakes in the 60's.

Posted by bdgee on :

I won't say I would have killed for an e-type, but, then, I won't say I woulsn't either.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Deliberate Spam.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

there ain't gonna be any moderators left at this rate..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Roger, if you do not stop harassing me, I will
shut you completely out of my life, for good.
In my mind, you will cease to exist.

I will not allow your personal problems to
become my problems. Keep your personal
problems at your home, where they belong.

Your choice.

Taha

Posted by ruskin_muskin on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

I will not allow your personal problems to
become my problems. Keep your personal
problems at your home, where they belong.

Your choice.

Taha

ditto

Posted by IWISHIHAD on :

They were pretty advanced for early cars, this car was in pieces but was all there with 25,000 miles on it we just had to put it back together, that was back in early 80's now that car would be worth a few bucks. It did move along okay really picked up after 50mph, i believe mine was the 3.8 liter engine there was also a 4.2 made that year i think, they did corner great and had those stock wire wheels loved them.

Posted by 66inxs on :

xke roadster was the best looking car of all time imho. fun to drive when they ran ok (lucas sux). rust issues on these can drive restoration costs through the roof even if they look good from the outside. found a xke coupe 2+2 in AR that is complete and might run, but i think the coupe ruins the car and it would cost a fortune to restore even if you did most of the work yourself.
great looking engine for that truck pg. chasing down the odd parts is a lot of fun, especially when no one else has them on their car !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Lots of fun, 66inxs! Restoring cars makes for
good retirement projects, when not taking care
of rental homes. * snarls *

The Camaro we helped build for my sister-in-law
made it into the ten finalists at the national
Reno Hot August nights contest show, last week.

About four-thousand entries, ended up in the
top ten but did not win. We believe this is
because we did not powder coat the frame and
did not powder coat the suspension and axles.

Nonetheless, a source of pride and family fun.

More important, though, projects like this keep
good family unity. We all participate in these
projects, adding our own unique skills. We have
family up in Reno. One of the young boys up
there is so very excited. He is about eight
or nine now and loves hotrods!

His parents even bought him an old Plymouth
"Woodie" to work on. Cannot remember the
year model, somewhere in the late forties,
I think maybe a 1946 to 1948 year.

Last year our family arranged for him to ride
in a full blown funny car in the Reno parade
at night. This car is truly a dragster with
a fiberglass body. Not for racing, strictly
for show. The car has headers straight off
the engine pointing up into the air. Fuel
injected flame throwers shoot huge orange
flames, a good twenty or thirty feet into
air. Very spectacular at night, a show stopper.

So our young boy gets to ride, up front, in
this car during the parade. A hundred degrees
at night up there, probably a hundred-fifty
degrees in that funny car. He did not complain
at all; nothing but grins and excitement.

Our friend, Kenny, brings his funny car down
here for our local Riverside "Old Farts" show.
Some of the special kids around here are arranged
to ride in the car, you know, kids with medical
issues and such.

Ours is not really about cars but rather about
maintaining good family unity and family happiness,
right on out to our extended family. Projects
like this create a common activity which all can
enjoy and participate.

Seeing those grins on the faces of the kids,
watching them have so much fun, makes all this
money we "waste" on show cars, a very valuable
investment of money.

In our family, we are all about children.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A picture worth a thousand smiles.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

i have to agree that the fun you have in cars is sharing them with others - especially kids. a lot of sweat and work though. 66inxs - the 66 is for the 66 gto i am restoring and inxs - the amount of time, labor, and money sunk into it! inxs is also a good music group. i also chase rare parts so i know how much effort it took to get those parts.
i bring mine up to good driver quality cuz i enjoy driving them and don't want to keep them locked in a trailer. car people are usually good family people with good values.
now that it has cooled off and rained, i will et the rest of the factory air reinstalled in the gto. those girls look like they are having a blast !

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

"Night Moves"....
In the summertime.....
I awoke last night to sound of thunder'

Started humming a song from 1962'
ain't it funny how the night moves
When you just don't seem to have much to lose
strange how the night moves
with autumn closing in...

"here I am on the road again"
down periscope---------

somehow hear that sound again...
could it be the finely tuned power of a waiting
High performance M/C

priorities say yes....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Well, well, look what a coyote scared up.

'Bout time.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Helloooooo' Taha..

Hey, Bob Seger kinda day...
The fire inside
against the wind
like a rock

thinking here 'bout another M/C not a Harly, sumpin in the go fast hard cornering power class...Might go with a rice burner..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

And the years rolled slowly past, I found myself alone
Surrounded by strangers I thought were my friends
I found myself further and further from my home
I guess I lost my way, there were oh, so many roads
I was livin' to run and runnin' to live
Never worrying about paying or how much I owed
Movin' eight miles a minute for months at a time
Breakin' all of the rules I could bend
I began to find myself searchin'
Searchin' for shelter again and again

CHORUS (ALL):

Against the wind
We were running against the wind
I found myself seekin'
Shelter against the wind

- Bob Seger

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

My Corvette snacks on rice rockets.

Ok, boys, what work have you accomplished today?

Just returned from a rental. Home Depot delivered
a bunch of lumber. Just finished helping to hand
carry several dozen sheets of plywood and lumber
from the street to a back garage. Fork lift would
not fit down the driveway and through the gates.

Waiting now for an afternoon delivery from Home
Depot to our home. Concrete and fencing lumber.
We have to carry all this by hand up our hill,
a very steep and rugged terrain, littered with
boulders and accented with sheer cliffs.

Hmm.. 112 bags of pre-mix at 60 pounds each..

6,720 pounds of concrete to lug up a hillside.

Probably another ton in lumber.

We work out butts off. My husband has a slender
tight butt like a teenager. My butt keeps becoming
bigger and bigger and bigger, no matter how hard
I work. Something ain't right.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

By Bob Seger,

In your time
the innocence will fall away
in your time
the mission bells will toll
all along
the corridors and river beds
in your time

Towering waves
will crash accross your southern capes
massive storms
will reach your eastern shores
fields of green
will tumble thru your summer days
by design
in your time

Feel the wind
and set yourself the bolder course
keep your heart
as open as a shrine
you'll sail the perfect line

And after all
the dead ends and the lessons learned
after all
the stars have turned to stone
there'll be peace
across the great unbroken void
all benign
in your time
you'll be fine
in your time.......

Damn road sure is calling...

Posted by BooDog on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
We make a great team. He takes "things" apart, I take
photographs, he explains what it is, how it works,
what he needs, then I find and secure the parts.

Warn hub for the front axles. He needs new gaskets
and new securing bolts.

Taha

My wife would say that too.... but then she would add that she has to read me the directions on how to put it back together again. She is my parts girl and price negotiator.

Posted by 66inxs on :

bikes are nice but i don't trust the drivers of cars to be respectful of the bike. too many horror stories. there is nothing like a bike or a vert about 4 am this time of year on a back road with no traffic or police if you know what i mean.
went back to the gym today after a weeks absence and feel like i got kicked in the abs. this too shall pass. btw bob seger rocks for sure !

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Taha states: "My Corvette snacks on rice rockets.

Ok, boys, what work have you accomplished today?"

Hmmm, you have the shark body, hmmm, quess I better think more horsepower.......

Also!!! our fish tank is clean!! dern things were spitting rocks, thats always a good sign to clean the tank....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"My wife would say that too.... but then she would
add that she has to read me the directions on how to
put it back together again. She is my parts girl and
price negotiator."

Boodog, what really helps us is taking photographs.

Workshop manuals, most often, instruct you how
to take something apart, but do not instruct you
how to put that thing back together! Workshop
manuals are invaluable and we have dozens. However,
sometimes, those manuals are not quite enough.

One of my jobs is to photograph everything and
constantly. My husband rebuilt a Dana transfer
case, and he has worked with those many times.
Nonetheless, when finished, we have well over
a hundred photographs of every step, start to
finish. If need comes about, I can print off
a photograph for reference. Nothing better than
pictures to guide you when you are not sure.

Eventually, I will load photographs to our
website, How To: rebuild a Chevy six, rebuild
a truck four speed, rebuild a Dana transfer
case, whatever else we do. This will help those
who are doing the same types of rebuilds.

Cheap digital camera, a computer, a printer,
all make a wonderful workshop manual.

Here is a sample of one of those thousands
of pictures, picked at random. I have notes
with these this picture, right in the photo
but I cropped them out to reduce size. This
is, "How to reinstall the main cluster in
a SM420 truck four speed."

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Another random example.

"How to build a tool to remove the case mounted
bearing retainer securing the input shaft assembly."

Most people "chisel" those off causing damage.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

go slow, document everything. tear down and rebuild one thing at a time, red manuals and network with others doing the same thing, making your own tools - priceless !

i got it one piece at a time
and it didn't cost me a dime
the people will know me
when i come throught their town

- johnny cash

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

This is Kenny's flame throwing funny car!

He has a fuel injector and a spark plug installed
in each header pipe to create flames.

Imagine yourself an eight or ten year old child
riding shotgun, car shaking all over the road,
rumbling, crackling of the exhaust, spectators
wildly screaming and cheering when ten, twenty,
thirty feet high flames leap up into the air,
imagine the grin on your face as a child going
along for a ride down Main Street, USA.

Funny story, a few years back we are all up in
Reno for Hot August Nights. We had been drinking,
yes, bad, bad. However, traffic only moves along
about one mile per hour, honestly. To travel
about eight blocks takes an hour.

We are following Kenny in a hot rod T-bucket.

Kenny and kids become hot, sweaty, we all do.
He decides to pull over into a casino / hotel
so we could cool off, have some more drinks.
Big crowd in front of the casino. Kenny pulls
up in the valet parking area, which is funny
in itself. He shows off, shoots big flames.
Not paying attention, his car is sitting right
beneath a cloth canopy for the valet parking.

Very soon, here comes the fire trucks, paramedics,
police, the whole gang. Kenny set that canopy on
fire and the whole thing burned up! He did have
enough sense to pull his car out of the way.

Police threaten to arrest the whole lot of us,
take names and all that.

Most embarrassing, one of the kids in his car
is the son of a well known doctor in Reno. She
is with us in the T-bucket. Boy Howdy, does she
wig out,

"I cannot have my name in the newspaper! I
will lose all my patients!" This is about
the time people are taking pictures like crazy.

Of course, being the reserved woman I am, I jumped
right out, grinned, flashed my breasts, make sure
to get in front of as many cameras as possible.
Sophisticated ladies do things like that.

All-in-all, one of the most fun nights we enjoyed
in years; just like being no good teenagers again!

Taha

[ August 09, 2006, 16:35: Message edited by: Purl Gurl ]

Posted by 66inxs on :

geez i'm a lot older than eight or ten, but i could imagine doing that right now. or maybe a burnout on the hotel ramp.......

great fun !

Posted by Munchkin Man on :

Greetings To All:

The Munchkin Man is beginning to feel like a real oddball here.

For example:

The Munchkin Man does not like to work outside.

The Munchkin Man hates yard work.

The Munchkin Man hates manual labor of any kind.

The Munchkin Man does not like to get his hands dirty.

The Munchkin Man does not like to sweat.

The Munchkin Man has never had an interest in working on cars.

The Munchkin Man has no interest or aptitude in anything mechanical.

The Munchkin Man has never liked outdoor recreational activities such as hunting, camping, fishing, and boating.

The Munchkin Man has never shot a gun in his life, nor does he ever want to.

In contrast, a lot of you seen to enjoy some or most or maybe all of these things.

Instead, the Munchkin Man loves the great indoors, where he can enjoy his air-conditioning, his computer, and his television set.

The Munchkin Man also likes to stay indoors so he can practice his magic tricks and read books about checkers.

The Munchkin Man rents an apartment so he won't have to do yard work or house repairs.

The Munchkin Man prefers an indoor job, preferably one where nobody will yetll at him and hurt his feelings.

The Munchkin Man's ideal vacation is to go stay in a nice hotel in a big city -- such as New York or Las Vegas. You couldn't pay the Munchkin Man to go camping up in the mountains or in the woods.

The Munchkin Man has been this way all his life.

To each their own.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Dusty quips,

"dern things were spitting rocks, thats always a
good sign to clean the tank...."

Ah, now we know the source of your sea adventures.

Taha

Posted by IWISHIHAD on :

xke roadster was the best looking car of all time imho. fun to drive when they ran ok (lucas sux). rust issues on these can drive restoration costs through the roof even if they look good from the outside. found a xke coupe 2+2 in AR that is complete and might run, but i think the coupe ruins the car and it would cost a fortune to restore even if you did most of the work yourself.
great looking engine for that truck pg. chasing down the odd parts is a lot of fun, especially when no one else has them on their car !

66inxs,
Lucas was bad i was lucky with this jag no electrical problems and no rust. I have found over the years that with the old cars if i have a problem with the electrical it is sometimes easier to get a schematic diagram and rewire it because so many times people have added so many wires to the system. You people sound like you work on cars differently than me my family would clear out when i worked on cars especially when the hammer and torch come out, have you ever noticed that the manufacturer always puts the bolts that have the most torque and tend to rust the most in the hardest to reach areas.

Posted by T e x on :

re: "all dem gears"

wiley, is a "brownie" installed in the drivetrain? I remember reading about Brownies in Ken and Barbara Kern's homesteading books...ever run across them?

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Dusty quips,

"dern things were spitting rocks, thats always a
good sign to clean the tank...."

Ah, now we know the source of your sea adventures.

Taha

-------------------------------------------------
ha ha, an opening! Yes I am an opertunist and defense oriented, then take the advantage into offense..

As most of you know this old Sea Dog is also not Albert Enstien...

Sooo, I have a question for the English Teacher, who has a PHD....I am not sure if I even know what a PHD is..But me thinks ya gotta be smart and work hard to git one..

Taha, in creative writing I bounce all over the map when I get going..I am talking about a book I am writing...I have spoken into my tape recorder, use it like taking notes..

Whoops, I just launched the post, editing now..

Is it grandiose to flip mid sentance to viewing the story line and scene I'm writing to a Movie format..How does one stop that, and concentrate on just the writing...The Book would make one Hell of a Movie, imo.

Staying on course is difficult cause one thought leads to many other roads, then I get overwhelmed and stop writing..

The story is along the lines of an epic, I think..

My greatest fear is that what I think is a great start might not be all that great..

[ August 09, 2006, 19:40: Message edited by: Dustoff 1 ]

Posted by T e x on :

hullo, Dusty....

glad to s

Posted by 66inxs on :

iwishihad xkes main problems are usually hidden structural rust that is not visable unless you are really knowledgeable about them, electrical problems run rampant in most jags and the 3 webers are hard to keep syncronized. xke roadster is the ultimate toy but finding the right one that is still affordable is hard. i get all the manuals and the sxhematics first, post on websites dedicated to that brand and do some heavy networking with other restorers. general motors does NOT make it easy to take their cars apart. sometimes all you can cut the bolt head off and drill it out after it is apart. u always network before i cut !

Posted by MagicK on :

Damn Purl, can you teach my next g/f that documenting with pictures everything I take apart is something a good woman enjoys doing with her man?
That's an invaluable system, not only for reference but for memories sake too.

Posted by MagicK on :

Hey Dusty, good to see ya back.

Dust, what kind of fish you keep?
Saltwater? Fresh?

Used to have a flawless Jack Dempsey I raised from a fry, got so big because anything I tried to introduce into "his" 55 gal. tank, he would destroy. Finally had to sell him to a pet store. (I wanted to be able to keep more than one fish...lol) The owner immediately went out and got him a mate and gave them this huge tank. Put a sign on the tank that read "NOT FOR SALE-BREEDING PAIR!"

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"wiley, is a "brownie" installed in the drivetrain?"

I asked about this. A "Brownie" dates back many
decades, very popular forties through sixties.
A Brownie is a two speed transmission, most often
an underdrive and overdrive gear arrangement.
These are fitted to two ton and up trucks, very
common in eighteen wheeler trucks, long ago.

Underdrive and Overdrive, like a transmission
with only first gear and overdrive (like fifth)

Those are coupled, usually, with an eight speed
transmission, making for sixteen gears.

This is the arrangement for our old '56 4X4 Chevy.

Eventually, when we drop the engine and driveline
into its open frame, I will photograph this for
you to see. Open frame means just a rolling frame
without the body, bed, fenders, all that.

There are three transmissions. Factory, there
are only two transmissions. We had a "Ranger"
two speed tranmission custom made. We will use
the original General Motors SM420 transmission
which is the 175 pound 4 speed with first gear
being a "Granny Gear." Following this, a custom
adapted Dana 20 tranmission / tranfer case from
a Jeep truck, circa 1967 - 1977 years.

The Ranger has two gears. Overdrive is just like
overdrive in a car or truck; a very high gear.
This one is 33% overdrive, a 1:1.33 ratio. It
also has a direct drive which is simply 1:1
ratio, no change.

The SM420 has four gears, with the first gear
a Granny Gear, 8 to 1 underdrive; extremely low.
Other three gears are just like an ordinary
three speed transmission in old pickup trucks.

The Dana 20 is a combination transmission and
a transfer case. Two gears, a 2:1 underdrive,
fairly low, and direct drive, no change. The
transfer part simply means the power can be
split to the front axle and to the rear axle
or to both axles.

Here is an example. Ranger is in direct. SM420
is in first. Dana is in underdrive.

SM420 is 8:1 reduction, Dana is 2:1 reduction.
Net result is a 16:1 reduction. Another way,
the engine spins 16 times for every spin of
the driveshaft. Add a 4:56 axle gear, you end
turning 3,000 rpm and moving 2 miles per hour.
Otherwords, floored, fastest you go is 5 mph.

Opposite end is Ranger in overdrive, SM420
in fourth (high gear) and Dana in direct.
For one spin of the engine, the driveshaft
spins 1.33 times. This is a very high gear,
a significant overdrive. At 2,500 rpm the
truck will doing about 60 mph.

Here are the possible gear combinations,

(Ranger SM420 Dana)

direct first under
direct first direct
over first under
over first direct

direct second under
direct second direct
over second under
over second direct

direct third under
direct third direct
over third under
over third direct

direct fourth under
direct fourth direct
over fourth under
over fourth direct

direct reverse under
direct reverse direct
over reverse under
over reverse direct

Twenty total gear combinations. Normally we
exclude reverse and label this sixteen gears.

The "twin shift" Dana allows for front wheel
drive only, rear wheel drive only or all four
wheel drive.

Installing twin old fashion parking brakes,
this is the old long squeeze handle levers
mounted like a floor shift, will allow us
to lock up the rear left, causing the truck
to "tractor" to the left, or the same for
right, resulting in "tractor steering" to
the right. This can only be done on slippery
stuff, like sand, mud, snow, whatever.

A Warn winch will be on front with an ability
to run the cable forward, or under the truck
to the rear; pulls in either direction.

Typical "slip box" trailer hitch will be on
both front and back bumpers. We can tow a
trailer, or turn around push a trailer. This
will allow us to hook a trailer to the front
bumper, then use the winch to pull heavy items
up and onto the trailer, like a car or stump.

Billyray is extending the frame and cab 18 inches.
We will have a "extra cab" truck when finished.
Gas tank is behind the seat. We picked up another
gas tank. The extra length will allow dual tanks
behind the seat, total 38 gallon capacity.

Air conditioned, bucket seats, powerful stereo,
we are good to go! All those gear shift levers,
though, I am not sure, at my age, I am still
agile enough to have sex in our truck. We will
manage, somehow.

We are designing a truck to use to trailer old
cars or show cars. Many old cars, rust buckets,
are often out in the boonies, sold as-is and
where-is. Those cars do not run, flat tires,
trees pushing up through the hood. With a truck
like we are building, we can access even the
most remote cars in very difficult situations.

The truck will get about 22 to 24 miles per gallon
without a trailer. Probably 16 to 18 pulling
a loaded trailer.

Slow truck with a six cylinder but will jerk
the bumper off your car with the engine simply
at idle speed.

We are painting the truck all white with a gray
and black interior. Finished oak bed.

Basically, this truck will be a mininature big rig
with four wheel drive.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Tex, are not you glad you asked?

"bolt head off and drill it out after it is apart."

Flame wrench, use the flame wrench.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"wiley, is a "brownie" installed in the drivetrain?"

I asked about this. A "Brownie" dates back many
decades, very popular forties through sixties.
A Brownie is a two speed transmission, most often
an underdrive and overdrive gear arrangement.
These are fitted to two ton and up trucks, very
common in eighteen wheeler trucks, long ago.

Underdrive and Overdrive, like a transmission
with only first gear and overdrive (like fifth)

Those are coupled, usually, with an eight speed
transmission, making for sixteen gears.

This is the arrangement for our old '56 4X4 Chevy.

Eventually, when we drop the engine and driveline
into its open frame, I will photograph this for
you to see. Open frame means just a rolling frame
without the body, bed, fenders, all that.

There are three transmissions. Factory, there
are only two transmissions. We had a "Ranger"
two speed tranmission custom made. We will use
the original General Motors SM420 transmission
which is the 175 pound 4 speed with first gear
being a "Granny Gear." Following this, a custom
adapted Dana 20 tranmission / tranfer case from
a Jeep truck, circa 1967 - 1977 years.

The Ranger has two gears. Overdrive is just like
overdrive in a car or truck; a very high gear.
This one is 33% overdrive, a 1:1.33 ratio. It
also has a direct drive which is simply 1:1
ratio, no change.

The SM420 has four gears, with the first gear
a Granny Gear, 8 to 1 underdrive; extremely low.
Other three gears are just like an ordinary
three speed transmission in old pickup trucks.

The Dana 20 is a combination transmission and
a transfer case. Two gears, a 2:1 underdrive,
fairly low, and direct drive, no change. The
transfer part simply means the power can be
split to the front axle and to the rear axle
or to both axles.

Here is an example. Ranger is in direct. SM420
is in first. Dana is in underdrive.

SM420 is 8:1 reduction, Dana is 2:1 reduction.
Net result is a 16:1 reduction. Another way,
the engine spins 16 times for every spin of
the driveshaft. Add a 4:56 axle gear, you end
turning 3,000 rpm and moving 2 miles per hour.
Otherwords, floored, fastest you go is 5 mph.

Opposite end is Ranger in overdrive, SM420
in fourth (high gear) and Dana in direct.
For one spin of the engine, the driveshaft
spins 1.33 times. This is a very high gear,
a significant overdrive. At 2,500 rpm the
truck will doing about 70 mph.

Here are the possible gear combinations,

(Ranger SM402 Dana)

direct first under
direct first direct
over first under
over first direct

direct second under
direct second direct
over second under
over second direct

direct third under
direct third direct
over third under
over third direct

direct fourth under
direct fourth direct
over fourth under
over fourth direct

direct reverse under
direct reverse direct
over reverse under
over reverse direct

Twenty total gear combinations. Normally we
exclude reverse and label this sixteen gears.

The "twin shift" Dana allows for front wheel
drive only, rear wheel drive only or all four
wheel drive.

Installing twin old fashion parking brakes,
this is the old long squeeze handle levers
mounted like a floor shift, will allow us
to lock up the rear left, causing the truck
to "tractor" to the left, or the same for
right, resulting in "tractor steering" to
the right. This can only be done on slippery
stuff, like sand, mud, snow, whatever.

A Warn winch will be on front with an ability
to run the cable forward, or under the truck
to the rear; pulls in either direction.

Typical "slip box" trailer hitch will be on
both front and back bumpers. We can tow a
trailer, or turn around push a trailer. This
will allow us to hook a trailer to the front
bumper, then use the winch to pull heavy items
up and onto the trailer, like a car or stump.

Billyray is extending the frame and cab 18 inches.
We will have a "extra cab" truck when finished.
Gas tank is behind the seat. We picked up another
gas tank. The extra length will allow dual tanks
behind the seat, total 38 gallon capacity.

Air conditioned, bucket seats, powerful stereo,
we are good to go! All those gear shift levers,
though, I am not sure, at my age, I am still
agile enough to have sex in our truck. We will
manage, somehow.

We are designing a truck to use to trailer old
cars or show cars. Many old cars, rust buckets,
are often out in the boonies, sold as-is and
where-is. Those cars do not run, flat tires,
trees pushing up through the hood. With a truck
like we are building, we can access even the
most remote cars in very difficult situations.

The truck will get about 22 to 24 miles per gallon
without a trailer. Probably 16 to 18 pulling
a loaded trailer.

Slow truck with a six cylinder but will jerk
the bumper off your car with the engine simply
at idle speed.

We are painting the truck all white with a gray
and black interior. Finished oak bed.

Basically, this truck will be a mininature big rig
with four wheel drive.

Taha

ya, same "principle," mulitplied...

we should collaborate...your pix, my "prose"; your pix & prose, my copyediting...whatever... great article for prolly 5-6 magazines.... by now you have seen some of my work on da web, yes?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"by now you have seen some of my work on da web, yes?"

No, but I sure would like to see your work!

Post a link, if you would not mind. I really
would like to see what you are doing.

A magazine, yeah, but with me involved, this
would have to be a combination Mad Magazine
and Playboy (or Playgirl); crazy and kinky.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

ya, same "principle," mulitplied...

we should collaborate...your pix, my "prose"; your pix & prose, my copyediting...whatever... great article for prolly 5-6 magazines.... by now you have seen some of my work on da web, yes?
------------------------------------------------
Me book? hmmm, you two ever tried to write one?
It's alot more difficult than I thought..It's a creative fiction based on many factual events..Then I let my imagination soar...

Disipline is a problem, thus is the amateur, or is it..

Editing later is the way to go,right?
Do writers keep it all? then edit?

[ August 09, 2006, 21:07: Message edited by: Dustoff 1 ]

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"by now you have seen some of my work on da web, yes?"

No, but I sure would like to see your work!

Post a link, if you would not mind. I really
would like to see what you are doing.

A magazine, yeah, but with me involved, this
would have to be a combination Mad Magazine
and Playboy (or Playgirl); crazy and kinky.

Taha

can't post...well, won't...got my real byline--if I cut n paste? reverse Google reveals byline...

open a channel...I can't get past Roberta

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

* drums her fingers *

Tex, my email server has rejected over three-hundred
pieces of email, just today.

Gotta help me out. What is the server name for
your email? As least three or four letters so
I can run a search to find you.

sequential letters, Tex.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff 1:
ya, same "principle," mulitplied...

we should collaborate...your pix, my "prose"; your pix & prose, my copyediting...whatever... great article for prolly 5-6 magazines.... by now you have seen some of my work on da web, yes?
------------------------------------------------
Me book? hmmm, you two ever tried to write one?
It's alot more difficult than I thought..It's a creative fiction based on many factual events..Then I let my imagination soar...

Disipline is a problem, thus is the amateur, or is it..

Editing later is the way to go,right?
Do writers keep it all? then edit?

copyedited lottsa books...mostly college texts, but have helped on fiction, too...

yes, editing later...the *cliche* is "writing is rewriting."

another famous one? "writing is easy--you just open a vein and bleed." lol...

yup to the discipline...target so many words per day and hit around that, no matter what... keep going. Get it down, first.

Then when you feel story is over...???

time to review... a pro may need only a line edit, then a copyedit... amateur may easily need much deletion, *some* revisions before being ready for a line edit...

regardless...cuz you can't know in advance...the major thing is "get it down," the whole story that you "intend*

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Dusty, sure nice to have you back.

Many have missed you.

Writing stories, hmm, some work from almost twenty
years back, my first year of junior college.

http://www.purlgurl.net/~callgirl/cybeblu1.html

Unedited, as is, first or second English class.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
* drums her fingers *

Tex, my email server has rejected over three-hundred
pieces of email, just today.

Gotta help me out. What is the server name for
your email? As least three or four letters so
I can run a search to find you.

sequential letters, Tex.

Taha

well, simply combine former nick with Farmer's Almanac, year of the great freeze, plus the "anagram" [Big Grin]

[ August 09, 2006, 21:31: Message edited by: T e x ]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ok, my androids will now allow you to send email.

Do not forget to duck if a laser beam comes
blasting out of your monitor.

...just in case. Roberta has my personality.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Ok, my androids will now allow you to send email.

Do not forget to duck if a laser beam comes
blasting out of your monitor.

...just in case. Roberta has my personality.

Taha

tell me sumpin' I *don't* know, lol...

Posted by renrob05 on :

Purl, off topic.

You claim that you are such a great trader, investor or whatever...

I'm also a women, and I know that i am just as talented at stocks as you if not better. The difference is that i don't announce it to the world.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"The difference is that i don't announce it to the world."

You just did. Quite the self-contradiction, yes?

Taha

Posted by renrob05 on :

Just making a point, tired of you giving yourself pats on the back. As is everyone else.

Posted by BooDog on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Dusty, sure nice to have you back.

Many have missed you.

Writing stories, hmm, some work from almost twenty
years back, my first year of junior college.

http://www.purlgurl.net/~callgirl/cybeblu1.html

Unedited, as is, first or second English class.

Taha

WB Dust

Very cool hist. with the cars purl... gotta check this in the daylight. Alwaysys liked getting greasy with the girls!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"...crimson...."

Excellent article, Tex! I am pleased to read
you covering a humanitarian type topic. You
have a gentle side!

I also know your name. Roberta will be by, soon.

I shall rename you, "Bark Bent, Ace Reporter."

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"...tired of you giving yourself pats on the back...."

You misspelled, "backside."

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

* gives herself a pat on her backside *

Boy Howdy! Will you look at that thing jiggle
like fifty gallons of warm jello!

You boys like yardwork pictures? You know,
Home & Gardens type stuff?

Taha

Posted by MagicK on :

It's picture time!

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

hold it! getting my blankee and popcorn!!

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"...crimson...."

Excellent article, Tex! I am pleased to read
you covering a humanitarian type topic. You
have a gentle side!

I also know your name. Roberta will be by, soon.

I shall rename you, "Bark Bent, Ace Reporter."

Taha

editors killed the "pace," but one gets used to that [Roll Eyes]

thanks...

"gentle side" lol... of course!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"...editors killed the "pace," but one gets used to that...."

Oh gosh, do I ever understand your comment.

I took some journalism classes at a junior college.
Kinda fun. Not much funding for the college. Classes
were held in old homes alongside the college,
homes bought by the city and given to the college.

Instructor gave me ok grades but always added,

"Your article would never be published. Tone it down."

Ha!

I switched over to taking classes at a remote
campus located on a military base. Military
Police at the main entrance always gave me
a hard time, "Your name is Okpulot Taha?
What kind of name is that?" Sometimes they
would allow me on base, sometimes not.

I was driving our old one ton rust bucket then.
One MP told me our truck was too dangerous to
allow on base. Something about one headlight
pointing up, the other, pointing down.

I told him I would turn off my headlights so
none would become confused. He instructed me
to turn around and leave.

After that, I decided to try some English classes.
Boy, what an adventure that turned out to be.

Journalism is fun.

Will you be replacing Dan Rather?

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

blankee, popcorn, picture time...

Do I understand you boys want to see pictures
of lawns, flowers, trees and gardens?

Seems boring to me.

Taha

Posted by MagicK on :

Not exactly what I had in mind. Was thinking more like you in shorts, hand shovel, tank top, planting some bulbs. Knowing you a little better now, be more more like you nekkid driving a combination backhoe, dozer or crane. Either is jus fine wit me:) Have to see any manyana though, as my blankee and bed is a callin.

Posted by T e x on :

"Will you be replacing Dan Rather?"

lol, Couric nailed that...which is fine by me...great legs, perky smile, etc etc "broad-cast" ar ar ar...

nah... never did broadcast, only print.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Oh, I understand.

Appropriate for our Southern California region,
basically a hot desert, our cactus garden,

http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/yard01.jpg

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Well, Tex, if you are not to earn twenty-million
a year, no point in me hitting on you.

Taha

Posted by POOLBOY on :

PGurl u seem to take care of your garden very well!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Well, the backside of my garden has become
significantly overgrown in more recent years.

I need to do some weeding out.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

too funny pg! more pix? lots of rain here and 75 ! tcll finally got the bounce you predicted. up around 11%

Posted by POOLBOY on :

Just makes for a nice seat or a cushion for your man!

Posted by cottonjim on :

Purl, I was just snooping around your web site, you are busy, talented to.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I have not had time to work on our website
for almost a year. Our family website is a toy
and of low priority.

Thank you!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Well, boys, more Home & Gardens pictures or not?

I know yardwork is not one of your favorites,
probably boring for you.

Taha

Posted by POOLBOY on :

I would like to see how trim and pamper your garden. What type of trimmers do you use?

Posted by cottonjim on :

bring on the foliage!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by cottonjim on :

quote:
Originally posted by cottonjim:
bring on the foliage!!!!!!!!!!!!

With whip cream to, that would be cool.

Posted by glassman on :

redi-whip?

Posted by cottonjim on :

alllllllllready-whiped it out, just waiting patiently [Wink]

Posted by POOLBOY on :

Lets see garden of Eden!!

Posted by 66inxs on :

Ia-a-gadda-da-vita baby....
- iron butterfly

Posted by MagicK on :

So that's how you prune a cactus. Nothing like a well trimmed cacti.
Be careful Purl...don't prick yourself...sorry, couldn't help it.

Posted by The Bigfoot on :

quote:
Originally posted by renrob05:

I'm also a women, and I know that i am just as talented at stocks as you if not better.

Not to beat a dead horse but why did you post here Renrob? This IS Purl's off topic thread, she can post what she wants. Beside...if you really are a " women " you should be happy to have a compatriot here to rep the feminine intellect among all these guys who are for some odd reason drooling to learn all about gardening. LOL

BF

Posted by MagicK on :

I was gonna go there Bigfoot, but Purl handled it well.

I think many women here resent all the attention Purl gets, but how many women you know, know about stocks, mechanics, gardening, Indian culture, english lit, programming. I have a feeling that isn't a complete list either.
Let's face it, there isn't exactly women like this all over the place.

Now Bigfoot, I'm not sure what you mean by that last remark, I get extremely excited by the thought of a gardening lesson, so much so, that yes, it sometimes does result in drooling.

Doesn't everyone?

Posted by T e x on :

drooling, lol...

Magick? Get ready to duck...

Posted by MagicK on :

Huh? [Confused]

Posted by bdgee on :

Hell, I'm still waiting areund here cause I was hopin to find out what a "women" is.

Reminds me about how mad a certain major state university was when I pointed out that the signs they had installed on all the restrooms in a new building didn't reflect well on their attention to scholarship.

I asked them to explain to me exactly what the words "MENS" and "WOMENS" were. I asked if they were expecting green bipeds from Mars to show up so there would be more than one sort of men and more than one sort of women.

When they announced it was a possessive, they blew their top when I explaimed that it was customary to have an apostrophe included in a possessive, IF you expected to look scholarly.

I think they are still POed.

Posted by T e x on :

funny, beedg...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Magick? Get ready to duck...."

MagicK is an ok boy although his moniker reads
like a General Mills breakfast cereal.

I am allowing him three strikes. He has two strikes
to date. One more.. time to duck.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Based on conversation, rather obvious you boys
are bored silly. Just one more Home & Gardens
picture, then I will move on to more exciting
topics, bound to make you drool.

Clearing a garden space, moving rocks and boulders,

http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/yard02.jpg

Make fun of my big nose, you are dead meat.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

perky

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Now, onward and upward into more exciting topics.

Do you boys know how many hundreds of pictures
I have provided for you?

Rock N Roll Indians!

Of course the band is playing Steppenwolf's
"Born To Be Wild" after all many believe us to
be nothing more than wild savages.

No chain link fence around the band, no broken
beer bottles, no crazy drugged out freaks leaping
off the stage, no Hells Angels guards.

I comment we are all about children, our family.
For an event like this, at a powwow, children
are encouraged to come up and sit right on the
stage, and they do. Quite clear those kids are
totally absorbed by the band.

Yes, he is a tribal chief playing guitar.

American Indians are all about children and
honoring our ancestors. Kids and dignity, very
important to us. Maybe this cultural aspect will
help you to understand why I become so angry when
people bring hatred here, bring dishonor here.

In our culture, when a member dishonors himself,
really dishonors himself, he is banned from our
lands, often for good.

Honor can be exemplified by a custom, not practiced
today but well respected. When an Indian woman loses
her brave, her husband, and she is too old to
fend for herself, she will "walk off" out into
the wilderness to die. None try to save her, none
try to help her. Doing so would be to disrespect
her. She is doing the Good for the tribe. She has
become a burden to the tribe and her last act of
protecting her tribe family, is to sacrifice her
life so she will not be a burden.

This is the type of honor we are taught.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"perky"

Ha! Gravity sucks. Once perky, now I have
bowling balls bouncing off my knees.

However, I am not quite to the stage of life
when I will roll down my nylons around my knees.

Taha

Posted by MagicK on :

Ahhhh...Magick Treats...and I like 'em too.

Have to admit though, I'm clueless...how did I get to two strikes and what on earth could be wrong with drooling over "garden lessons"???

Prefer slobbering?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Most of the boys here are probably too young
to remember old women who roll their nylons
down their knees to help keep them up because
those old women have become so fat, no garter
belt fits them anymore.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"I'm clueless"

All boys are clueless.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A semi-permanent encampment. Note the car in the
background to provide scale. These are not small
tepee, not at all!

You can see black soot on the tepee top near the
car, and the third tepee from your left, no your
other left. Those vents to let out smoke and to
control temperature. Two poles inside are attached
to those flaps for adjustment. A campfire is always
in the center of a tepee, living quarters are
ringed around the outside edge. These tepee are
the equal to our common family home, but can
hold ten to twenty people, quite comfortably.

Like a hornet's nest, make us mad and we come
rumbling out in droves!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A reenactment of traditional lifestyle; reed weaving.

Those will be used later for artwork, very intricate
weaving of patterns and pictures.

This is at a public powwow.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

This is a powwow closed to the public; only Indians
are allowed to attend. Look at the audience, all
American Indians.

I can only show a few pictures and only comment
a little bit. Those not of Indian blood are not
allowed to see events like this.

Figure you boys might like to see real Indian women.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ceremonies are about fertility, child bearing,
children, caring for the tribe, husbands and
other related sacred notions.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

beauty...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

You will note a complete absence of highly colorful
feathers and clothing as displayed by male dancers
in my previous pictures.

Indian women are tied very closely to Mother Earth,
we are the life givers, the basic of life. Our
clothing and accessories represent an Earthy touch.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Those young women are very beautiful, indeed, Tex.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

She is honored for something. Her hair bears an
eagle feather which signals she is to be respected,
is an important member of her tribe. At her young
age, maybe an apprentice medicine woman, a learning
shaman, or she is very talented in some activity.

Today, all Indians are honored for activities which
may not be traditional. She could very well be a
public school teacher, a nurse or similar.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

It is so hard to believe our early society would
kill peoples like this. Never has made any sense.

I contribute this to a lack of education and a lack
of understanding; xenophobia and lust for land.

Fortunately, today, we have changed our ways.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Those young women are very beautiful, indeed, Tex.

Taha

agreed. but I intend more abstract, more conceptual...the "gestalt" if you will...the preparation, the grace...beauty as a principle

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I know, Tex. You are a man of education and awareness.

About the most close event we see in the Anglo
world, maybe church services? Halloween?

Many Asian cultures engage in traditional activities,
like Indians. Certainly a lot of South American
cultures do, but they are of Indian lineage. There
are a lot of cultures around the world who take
tradition very seriously.

Tradition, though, seems lost upon typical Anglo
cultures. Christmas, Thanksgiving, Fourth of July,
those are traditional but events of this type
number so few for Anglos.

Yes, our culture invests a lot of effort into
maintaining tradition. Clothing in those photos
are certainly hand made.

Reminds me of the story, "Shogun" by James Clavell
in which an English sailor becomes absorbed by
traditional Japanese culture, centuries back.

In time, he comes to prefer Japanese culture
rather than his English culture.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Tex, do you have recent articles? I have been
looking all over for your articles. I find titles
but keep receiving,

"The requested article was not found."

Those newspapers I check, your articles date
back too far; no longer available.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

"Those newspapers I check, your articles date
back too far; no longer available."

I found one...
By Tex: The Hooting Nanny Eagle, Fort Worth, date 1845

Hey ya'll, todays farm and homestead report on land grabing and catfish roping is in..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

catfish roping.. heh.. heh.. that is funny.

During my childhood, ornery adults told us stories
about a catfish which eats children.

Grassy Lake borders our farm on the back forty,
probably a good quarter of mile of lakeshore.
Southeast Oklahoma is very wet, very green and
very overgrown, much like an Amazon jungle;
dark and spooky. In some areas, the canopy
overhead is so thick, daylight never seems
to come.

Deadly snakes are everywhere. Cotton Mouth
and Rattlesnakes, mostly, six feet, eight
feet long and big as your arm.

Toss in the world's greatest population of
ticks and chiggers, zillions and zillions,
and Eagletown becomes a place out to kill
you and eat you, every step you take.

We kids are told of this one-hundred pound
catfish, five-hundred pound catfish, half
ton catfish, depending on who is telling the
story and how much White Lightning wets the
story teller's lips.

"Tellin' ya, child, that catfish swims up near
shoreline, down there by Mudline Road, slithers
its stinging whiskers up on shore, then dangles
them over trees to look like vines. One of you
young-ins comes walking along and that century
old catfish wraps one of its whiskers 'round
your neck, gets a good grip so yall can't holler
for help. Right quick, that old catfish commences
stinging you with those whiskers and soon you're
plain stupefied and can't move. Then it drags you
right on into the lake then swallows you whole,
while you are still alive! You best stay away from
that lake, child."

Intent of this story is keep kids away from the
lake so not to fall in and drown.

Any wonder I am crazy after growing up thinking
a huge catfish is out to swallow me whole?

nakishtalali - catfish

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Contrasting this, a true story, we did have
serious problems with large bullfrogs eating
unattended babies.

halonlabi - bullfrog

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

please keep posting your native american pix - both them and their descriptions are very educational and interesting.
i will try to remember to stay away from the catfish after too much fire water !

Posted by jordanreed on :

here is some of my ancestry, if anyone gives a rats azz...

http://www.southern-ute.nsn.us/government/seal.html

probly dont, tho

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"The oldest continuous residents of Colorado are the Ute Indians."

I am enjoying reading of your ancestors, right now.

http://www.southern-ute.nsn.us/history/intro.html

Taha

Posted by cottonjim on :

"Deadly snakes are everywhere. Cotton Mouth"

Relatives of mine, and who you callin a snake [Wink]

Posted by 66inxs on :

My moccasins are new,
. . . and smell of fresh
buckskin.

They are tight and strong,
for life is a great journey;
. . . a sacred path.

And the circle awaits me . . .

The circle is a whole.
The circle is life,
and its surroundings.
Our surroundings . . .
It is time.

The circle is me,
and the circle is you.

a lot of wisdom there!!!!!!!!!

Posted by cottonjim on :

This is where my ancestry begins, my family founded this town.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selbu

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Enunciating your local names for places makes
my mouth hurt!

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"My moccasins are new, and smell of fresh buckskin."

An Indian woman's tunic, hundreds of year old,
hand crafted at a time when steel needles and
spun thread did not exist.

Designed to compensate for a woman's breasts
and large pockets for gathering and carrying.

Taha

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Hey! ya think Tex can role a cig in one hand, lighting it with a strike of a match off'n his britches, while keeping the Bull Durham bag in his mouth while roping Longhorns bareback?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

An Indian man's tunic, made by an Indian Woman.

Notice this is not cut for a woman's breasts
and there are no pockets. Men are the hunters
who bring home kill too large for pockets.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ceremony dresses for Indian women. The decorations
are sea shells.

Again, all of this, hundreds of years back, sewn
with bone needles or hardwood needles employing
leather thread, gut string or hand woven thread
from plant fibers.

On your far right, reed weaving much like in
a previous picture.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

are those choctaw ? they look warm to guard against the oklahoma winters !

Posted by cottonjim on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Enunciating your local names for places makes
my mouth hurt!

Taha

I can't pronounce anything correctly, My relatives pronounce everything perfect. Dad and a few aunts and uncles go to Norway every few years to keep in contact with the relatives still over there, they visit the original family homestead, which is still kept up. Someday I will get the chance to go as well but right now I am to busy with my family. I don't get much time off with 4 children.

Posted by Dustoff 1 on :

Great pic's Taha..We are just to damn spoiled...
Some still do make their own clothing, around here the women sew!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"are those choctaw"

No, these are tribes of the Southwest, Hopi,
Navaho and others; Arizona, New Mexico, parts
of Texas. These areas are closer to home and
more studied than Choctaw and Cherokee, save
for the Trail of Tears period of Southeast
tribes transplanted into Oklahoma.

Much Indian history, a lot of Indian history
is forever lost because of genocide. Hundreds
of tribes became extinct, through genocide.
We know very little about those tribes.

My college classes focused on California Indians
and Indians of the Southwest.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"...Tex can role a cig in one hand, lighting it with
a strike of a match off'n his britches, while keeping
the Bull Durham bag in his mouth while roping
Longhorns bareback?"

Not sure about the hand rolling but I have heard
a rumor Tex gets a thrill riding bareback, both
he and his horse.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

i used to spend quite a lot of time around ft sill in lawton, ok also anardarko, there are still a lot of native americans and momentos in that area. even in missouri we see some tribal license plates from oklahoma. big casino on ok-mo border !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Interesting study in Population Geography.

East coast Indians, the least is known because
those tribes are the first to be assimilated by
the (Borg) Anglo culture. Do not be confused,
a lot is known about tribes along the Eastern
Seaboard areas of North America, from Canada
down to Florida. However, anthropologists
cannot fully sort out which traditions and
cultural aspects are original and which are
tainted by the Anglo invasion.

Moving westward towards the Mississippi River,
a bit more is known because assimilation by
the Anglo cultures took place a century or
two later than in the Eastern Seaboard.

Midwest and south, even more known, save for
some tragic events. By the time Anglos arrived
west of the Mississippi, America was a country
with a standing army. During this time, Indians
were simply slaughtered causing the loss of
almost all Indian history; Trail of Tears.

Plains Indians and Southwest Indians, much more
is known because they were amongst the last to
be slaughtered by Anglos. Up until 1900 to
1920, many Southwestern Indians, especially
the Navaho, still lived traditional lifestyles.
These Indians lived in remote wilderness areas
and are nomadic in nature making them harder
to hunt down and kill. Much is known about
tribes of the Southwest.

Best known are West Coast Indians, from California
to Canada, because by the time Anglos arrived in
the Wild West, Anglos has become a little bit
more civilized and laws had been passed to
protect Indian tribes.

Our knowledge of tribes is a direct reflection
of the westward movement of Anglos. Least amount
of knowledge is in the east, the greatest amount
of knowledge is in the west. This is an ironic
and tragic result of expansion and genocide.

Much the same happened in Central America and
today's Mexico as the Spanish invaded and killed
Indians in search of gold, spices and other
exotic trade goods. Difference is the Spanish
were successful at completely wiping out Indians
in that region, thus we know so little about
the Aztec, Inca and other tribes. They remain
a mystery of extinction in history.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

anglos killed just to kill. if you read anout lewis and clarks expedittion before anglos moved west and compare it with today it shows how this country has been completely stripped of most of its natural beauty. the trail of tears is another chapter that was conveniently left out of most history books, at least when i went to school. it angers me to see how what really happened differs from what is taught in school !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Off to help load up tree trimmings at a rental
to take to the dump. Do not worry, my husband
will not trick me into being left at the dump
like he did years back. I dunno, some people
around here might prefer I be left at a dump.

See ya!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

yes like those. we have some big hospitals and clinics here and i usually see them around the hospitals. are the plates different colors for each tribe ? i will look closer next time i see one and tell you which tribe it is.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

An update on the meth freak renter mentioned
way back there.

He is now reduced to living in a car loaned to
him by a friend in prison.

I drove by, very early morning, and noticed him
sleeping in his car, sitting upright behind the
steering wheel, head leaning in an uncomfortable
position against the driver's window, mouth wide
open in a snore mode, one arm tossed over his head.

The boy has not enough brains left to at least
sleep on the backseat.

He keeps his pit bull chained to the door of his
car, in keeping with a paranoid meth freak.

He is clinging to the familiar by remaining in
the neighborhood, but never in front of our
rental. He is a completely outcast, people
around there call the police frequently to
report him as a vagrant and a drug dealer.

Senseless.

Revenge often not be needed extracted directly.
Many times people are their own worst punishment,
usually with only with a need for someone to
gently nudge them in the direction of punishment.

Now he is homeless, addicted to meth, a drug dealer
and a petty thief. Will not be long he will be
back in prison where, oddly, his quality of life
will enjoy a great improvement.

In keeping with odd, his friend who loaned him
that old Lincoln Continental, is a Morongo
Indian who receives about thirty-thousand a
month from his casino "pension" payment. He is
in prison on drug related charges.

How ironic Life hands some a good life and they
throw away that good life.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

people like that usually punish themselves a lot worse that we could even if we were trying. the worst punishment is when they wake up and finally realize what they have done with their lives. this is a truism in life.

Posted by bdgee on :

No, those people never learn to accept any blame for anything. If they could, they would never have gotten into that shape.

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Tex, do you have recent articles? I have been
looking all over for your articles. I find titles
but keep receiving,

"The requested article was not found."

Those newspapers I check, your articles date
back too far; no longer available.

Taha

ya...

sadly, have come to realize this... I *assumed* my stuff was still available...

On another computer, I have saved Web images of several...will revive...other stuff, I could perhaps scan... I do not have the portfolio I should...lost and damaged through the years and moves...available now only in old files ("morgues") and microfiche... I haven't published anything in a few years, now...

I see Citysearch still has a few "briefs," which are interesting only academically: they have a strict word-count limit, so it's interesting to try and convey the "essence" of a place in a few words...

[ August 13, 2006, 12:02: Message edited by: T e x ]

Posted by T e x on :

Egg!

Get out of the deep water...go back to the shallow end!

*anybody? hand me my sunscreen and Gatorade?*

Posted by glassman on :

no gatorade left...

Posted by T e x on :

well...

OK...

if that's all there is [Cool]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I went over there to copy out my Bantam Rooster
story, a really cute story which is highly
relevant to topic of discussion, all I found
is this,

"This post was removed due to vulgarity, profanity
and personal insults as well as being disruptive."

I will recreate the Bantam Rooster story for
you boys, cute funny story bound to make you
smile if not laugh.

Rather humorous, some darn good rants going
on over there, in "Purl Gurl's World."

Kinda forgot about my own board over there,
after returning here.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Oh, not Purl Gurl's World, Purl Gurl's Place.
Suppose I was not impressed enough to remember.

Yes, I was in here at three or four in the morning
a couple of days back; Grandma's Day.

No, I not a grandmother. Grandma's Day is every
single day. Grandma would also wake up around
three or four in the morning, light some coal oil
lamps, go out to our well house, fetch some fire
wood, build a fire in her stove, then prepare for
the coming day.

She would stoke her fire, pump many buckets of
water to fill her water tank inside her stove
so the men folk would have warm water for face
washing and shaving. While her water warmed, she
would make biscuits, from scratch, go out to
the smoke house, slice off some pork, fetch
potatoes from the root celler, then proceed to
cook a big breakfast for all, scrambled eggs,
a slice of ham, fried sliced potatoes along
biscuits and gravy, all washed down with great
raw milk. Maybe some butter if she churned.

Nothing as good as breakfast in kitchen warmed
by a wood burning stove and lit by coal oil lamps.
That is stove as in cooking stove.

We would not eat again until after sunset.

Periodically, when a busy day is about rise,
I will have Grandma Day. This is a day I wake
up and start the day around three or four in
the morning, like Grandma. I think we set fence
posts, poured concrete that day, at a rental.
Worked until sunset, just like on our farm.

Saturday, I grabbed our daughter and took her
along. The two of us erected about a hundred
feet of fencing during the day. This is part
of her earning her keep, although she works
full time during the week.

Today, her and I took turns operating a hundred
pound Bosch jack hammer busting up a run of
concrete, a foot wide by thirty feet long. This
including shoveling it out, wheelbarrowing and
all that. We are about to install an underground
electric run and sprinkler pipes for a rental.

The moral to this story is there is no moral.

I am just bragging about how darn hard we work.

Took a niece out to aimlessly drive around in
my Corvette. She calls, asks if we could drive
around and talk. This is her signal she has
some issues. She did. I could not resolve her
issues. Only she can do this, even though she
is only fourteen. Be sure I was both honest
and compassionate. Toughest time our lives is
when we are teenagers, very tough.

Ended the evening with a dead battery. I forgot
to turn off my headlamps when we stopped for
frozen yogurt in a mall. This responsibility
became hers. She had to break a dollar to attain
some quarters, make a phone call (we have no
cell phones) to my old man, explain were we
are and to bring jumper cables. She does fine.

While waiting for hubby to show, I spot a young
couple told her to watch. The boy has his arms
wrapped around her, she does not wrap her arms
around him. She is pushing backwards, he is pulling
her close, "Watch, he will take her arms and make
her wrap her arms around his neck." He does. This
leads to a talk about how men are control freaks,
how men are physical, demanding, all the usual
stuff. Eventually, as I predicted, she would push
away from the boy being uncomfortable. She does so.

My old man brings the wrong truck, no jumpers.
We have to ride back home to pick up cables.
My niece asks if she could just stay home.

"No, you may not. You must see this event through
from start to finish. Go fetch the jumpers," and
I tell her where to find those jumper cables.

Back at the 'Vette, she is taught how to hook
up the jumpers, let the battery charge a bit,
and she has to start the 'Vette, after being
advised how to place a stick shift in neutral.

She does just fine and rides with me back home.

Issues. She wants me to buy her a pack of smokes.
This was a tough topic to discuss. Some of her
friends have cigarettes, she wants to fit in.

Dealing with peer group pressure is so hard.

"...but smoking pot is illegal and smoking
cigarettes is legal." How do you justify this?

You do not. There is never a rational explanation
for hypocrisy.

We move on into topic of her being on a diet and
she is doing well. Sex, drugs, rock n roll, the
whole stick. I tell her I would rather she smoke
pot than cigarettes, talk about how nicotine is
the most addictive drug known, smoker's breath,
the stench, health, cancer and all that.

She is grounded for Summer, the last month of
Summer. She and friends do a sleep over, get
drunk the night of the sleep over. Next night,
the night she is to go home, they get drunk
again. She calls mom for a ride home, mom
figures out she is drunk. I explain to her
this is stupid. "You got away with this on
the first night. The second night you knew
mom would pick you up. You turned yourself
in, you confessed. That was stupid."

We talk about the importance of planning, the
importance of being a good thinker, the critical
importance of responsibility, like not drinking
and driving.

Not sure all soaked in. On the way home we pull
up next to a Mustang GT. She wants me to race
the Mustang, which is no race at all. I do not
tell her Mustangs are no match having street raced
those before, always blowing their doors off.

I do tell her if we are caught street racing, our
laws require I spend a night in jail, my 'Vette
taken away and I will be charged with child
endangerment, along creating severe family issues.

My niece did come away with a fifty dollar bill.
I asked her if she would trade her remaining two
quarters for fifty bucks, "Sh!t yes I will," and
she does. Know where she stashed that fifty I
peeled off and handed her? In her bra. Smart girl.

This led to talk about how important is being
successful and earning good money along with
how only mature and responsible people are
those who win in life; nobody will give you
fifty bucks for two quarters.

No moral but this is why I am up late, tonight,
and will be up at five in the morning, to get
right back to work.

If there is a moral, discussion boards are no
different than teenage peer group pressure.
Here people behave as their peer group does.
Most often, this behavior is inappropriate.

A lot of people, a majority of people who
participate at discussion boards, need to
grow up, need to mature, need to be responsible
and need to not succumb to peer group pressure.

At times, this discussion board teenage behavior
is downright annoying.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A bantam rooster shows up at our farm, probably
ran off from another farm down the route. He
immediately sets about proving himself to be
the King of Cocks.

This King of Cocks, every chance possible, would
come running at you to flog your ankles, peck
at your feet, all to remind you he is the true
King of Cocks. Each time, we would give him a
swift boot sending him flying across the barnyard
to land in an ego tussle and a cloud of dust.
Right back he would come running to defend his
precious ego, only to be booted again.

The King of Cocks was after the hens so much,
he literally plucked all the feathers off the
back of the hen's necks. He had those hens in
such a sexual fright, they quit laying eggs.

I am helping Grandma in her kitchen. She says,
"Child, go out there and wring that bantam's
neck then pluck him for dinner."

Dinner that night, there is just enough of the
bantam, being so small, for a few bites for
each adult. We children do not enjoy eating
the King of Cocks with so little to go around.

However, I sure enjoyed wringing his neck.

___

That is my bantam rooster story which was
removed "...due to vulgarity, profanity
and personal insults as well as being disruptive."

Sure a lot of bantam roosters around these boards.

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

It happens to several of us, Lady Purl. There doesn't seem to be any "theme" as to what gets deleted and I'm wondering if there is a software problem.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I ain't no lady!

This is possible, Bdgee. I would expect, however,
a pattern to develop if a software glitch, such
as article numbers ending in "09" or articles
posted within a specific timeframe, displaying
problems, like vanishing.

Software glitches are very predictable, once
a glitch is found, which can be very difficult.
A glitch may appear random but never is. Software
is a collection of written instructions. To be
random, those instructions would have to change.

Could be a software problem, though. I cannot
completely dismiss this.

Might be I am cranky this morning. Might be my
attitude is tainted by typical behavior displayed
by moderators and administration at all boards.
Also possible is my back is sore from lugging
around a jack hammer leading to being snappy.

Randomness is usually a human factor, not a
software factor.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ah ha! Bet the software is female which explains
this fickle behavior.

Anyone notice this problem becoming more severe
on a twenty-eight day cycle?

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

For trivia, when I operate our big yellow jack
hammer, I sit on its handles. This drives its
chisel an inch or two into the concrete before
I ever pull the trigger.

Our girl suggested my bouncing around on a
heavy duty pogo stick would probably work
better than a jack hammer.

Pretty funny, she is young and thin. Her feet
lift up off the concrete an inch or two with
each hammer cycle. I suggested she is not yet
a substantial woman.

She suggested I suck on a piece of concrete.

I suggested she shove some concrete in her pants.

Her father and my husband, suggested we both
get back to work.

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

I didn't mean the thing IS random, just that I can't see any pattern.

Having had, in the past, to find software bugs, I don't plan to go into it in any serious way....ain't my software.....ain't my responsibility....I hate programming....I'm proud to be lazy as hell....

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"It happens to several of us, Lady Purl. There
doesn't seem to be any "theme" as to what gets
deleted and I'm wondering if there is a software
problem."

This is not a software problem. Articles are
being deleted by choice. This is confirmed.

Taha

Posted by bdgee on :

Thanks, Lady.

In the last couple of days, I've watched some "deletions" that I am certain were not due to software.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Yes, very discouraging to learn we cannot come
over here to off topic to cut loose, to have
some fun, to enjoy some smiles and laughs.

All of us are adults and should be treated
as such in exchange for our bringing true
value to this site. Without seasoned traders
like us, this board would have no value.

I have noticed off topic participation by long
time regulars is down a lot just as participation
by long time regulars is down over at hot stocks.

Pump and dump activities continue to increase.

My personal expectation is long time participants
are to be given generous leeway in exchange for
our adding significant value to Allstocks. We
display adult level responsibility and expect
to be treated with the same.

More discouraging is I was subjected to private
intimidation by a moderator to support stocks
in which this moderator is vested. I have very
serious issues with that type of behavior. More
simple, I am insulted and very angry. I will not
be dishonest with readers simply for profit by
others nor my own profit; friendship does not
include a requirement of being dishonest.

My dignity cannot be bought.

We earn money for readers and we protect readers
from loss of money. This is valuable. However,
our participation is down, significantly, as a
result of perceived treatment.

What keeps me here is our, plural, friendship.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

i don't see why peeps don't just iggy stuff they don't like. we have had some great discussions and disagreements here at o/t and most of us are still here.
i don't think i have the guts to try the jackhammer though. you all would just laugh at me.
this above all to thine own self be true. keep the stories coming i really enjoy them !

Posted by T e x on :

66?

"iggy" prevents folks on your "chit list" from reaching you via PM... would be nice if if it blocked goofballs' posts, alas...

Posted by 66inxs on :

on some boards you can actualy block selected peoples posts by iggy. btw, if the mods left the "if you're bored" thread that poolboy started, they must be pretty liberal ! no complaints from me on what stays and what goes.

Posted by T e x on :

"on some boards . . ."

roger, that--hence my reply [Big Grin]

Posted by 66inxs on :

i seldom use iggy as it all makes interesting reading. maybe one of our goofballs will come up with a 2400% stock tip !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I love our jackhammer! However, I have to wear
a bra or risk double black eyes.

Vacuum cleaner, though, more pleasant vibrations.

Reminds me of a story. Not sure if I can get
away with telling this one.

A girlfriend gives me some shampoo and cream rinse.
Wait, I will go look at the brand name.

Ok, Paul Mitchell brand name, only available at
hair salons. She knows I am too much of a tightwad
to go to a beauty palor, so she gives me some.
Great stuff, tingles, exciting, smells great.

I am visiting with a different girlfriend. She
notices my hair is less wild than usual, does
not reach out and try to choke her and all that.
She pulls me close, arm around my neck, sniffs,
"Ouuu, your hair smells so good!" I ask if she
is coming on to me, "No! I am not a lesbian!"

I smile, "Shucks, I was hoping you are a lesbian."

This inspires me to an idea.

Girlfriend who gave me the hair stuff is coming
over. I have a charcoal briquette handy. I rub
some around my eye, spit on my fingers, work it
in to look like I have a blackeye.

She comes in, I am holding my right hand over my
right eye, "Taha, why are you holding your hand
over your eye?" Big sad look, "No, I do not want
you to see. I am embarrassed." She bites, "Taha,
what is wrong? We have been friends forever. You
can tell me."

Slowly, hesitantly, I lower my hand.

"OH MY GOD! Taha what happened? Did Billy hit you?"

Leading her in, "Oh no, Billy would never hit me."

She is almost crying, "What happened? You should
call the police."

I explain, "Remember the shampoo and cream rinse
you gave me? I am over at Gloria's house and she
is hugging me, telling me how soft is my hair,
smells my hair, gives me a cheek kiss, so I figure
she is, at least, bisexual. I become excited and
start coming on to her, you know, trying to
kiss her and stuff," she does not notice the
sleeve of my sweatshirt is dripping wet and I am
wetting my right hand which I bring back up to
my eye and gently rub, but unnoticed, to remove
the blackness, "so Gloria pops me one in my eye
for coming on to her."

"Oh Taha," she is sincerely concerned, "what
are you going to do?"

"I am not going to do anything," dropping my
hand down and the blackness is gone, "see, my
eye is better already."

She almost gave me a real blackeye.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

too funny. you should use the web cam and post some of them on your site. "you'd have to be there" sort of.

jordan you post neat stuff too most of the time. you have some really good ideas about stuff.

Posted by 66inxs on :

oh no jordan's worthless post was deleted. someone has a sense of humor here !

Posted by glassman on :

he asked politely...

Posted by 66inxs on :

too funny !! come back on that jordan !!!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Ok, now that is funny.

Taha

Posted by jordanreed on :

b*stards!!

Posted by jordanreed on :

[Smile]

Posted by 66inxs on :

morning, all ! i was reading in the pontiac club magazine that oklahoma came from the choctaw words "okla"- people and "humma"- red. history lession for the day. GLTA and we'll all get to see what today brings in the market.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Chahta Okla! Chahta Yakni! Chahta Okpulot Taha!

Choctaw People! Choctaw Land! Choctaw Crazy!

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

i guess you don't have to be crazy to play the pennies, but it sure helps ! CHSD gapping own about 4 cents at open. i hope a lot of us learned some good lessons from this one. might ne a good flip today, though ! i don't know if i even trust it that far!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"i guess you don't have to be crazy to play the pennies...."

Being crazy helps.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

being "crazy" takes a lot of the pressure off, if you know what i mean. being able to laugh at yourself is important too.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Trading stocks is significantly stressful. In time,
this stress takes its toll. I am certainly not
free from this stress, doubtful many are.

Periodically, even daily, I take a break from all
this stress. When I sense trading stress is taking
a high toll on my attitude, I will take a month off,
take a few months off. Making money is very important
to our lives, but happiness should never have a
price tag attached.

We were happy when poor. We are happy being wealthy.
However, we would rather be happy and poor than
unhappy and wealthy.

Being happy is priceless.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

so is moderating PG...

thanx for the fun..

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

A preface here. A rural farmer's lifestyle is
simply no longer possible. Our American farmers
are now history because large scale commercial
farming has replaced family farming.

During our lives, the most "intense" happiness
we enjoyed was during the time we lived on our
farm, with our extended family. All of us were
one big family working together to survive.

We never had any money, literally. Nonetheless
we had the joy of working the fields together,
farming together, fishing together, having fun
together, struggling together, listening to a
car battery powered radio on Sundays, together.

The key word here is "together."

In time, our farming lifestyle became impossible.
We could grow or raise all the food we needed,
but we could not afford to buy clothes, could not
afford a doctor, could not afford many of the
"things" needed to survive in a changing world.

Gradually, our very large family began splitting
up in search of work. Some found work in logging,
some found work at Texas oil fields, some went
to California, only to return many times over.

This economic splitting of our family reduced our
ability to farm, effectively. Over a course of
about ten years, Eagletown fell apart; almost
everyone was gone in search of work.

I can trace our route, town-to-town, to our finally
ending up in California. New Boston, Texas, to
work, West Texas to work oil fields, Arizona to
pick cotton, lots and lots of small towns along
the way, back and forth, looking to work for anyone
who would hire us, or one of us.

Then finally California for my husband to work as
a carpenter and me, a waitress, a factory worker,
a maid, a cashier, whatever could be found.

During those times, we were never more happy;
love in a motel room in some cow town, in some
oil town, in God forbidden Bakersfield.

We were together and happy. Nothing is more important.

Today, there is little we would not give to
return to our farm and lead that life again.
Sadly, in today's world, this is impossible.

We could buy a farm, we could pretend, but we
can never recapture the days of our youth when
struggle and hunger made life so very important
and so very meaningful.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

great post pg. ditto on the thanx for the fun !

Posted by glassman on :

so purl? are you still just pretending nothing happened?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Gotta have fun or you will become harmful crazy!

Can you imagine me picking cotton for a living?
Any of you boys ever pick cotton?

Let me tell you picking cotton is a horrible job.
Hot, sweaty, dusty, your hands and arms end up
literally covered with paper cut type scratches.
Sweat makes those scratches burn, flies start
moving in to suck up your saltly sweat, your
eyes begin burning from the salt, you wipe your
forehead with a forearm and only succeed at
mixing in cotton dust and dirt with your sweat.

What to do when you need to pee or poop? This
is a real problem, not to mention your sandwiches
for lunch are totally cooked and your jug of
water is hotter than McDonald's coffee.

Cotton sacks are bags about six to eight feet
long with a shoulder strap. You drag this bag
along behind you as you stuff it with picked
cotton. Have any idea of how much cotton you
can stuff into one of those bags? Do not fill
up several bags in a day, you are fired.

Talk about cotton mouth, Boy Howdy. If you do
do not sweat your water away, cotton dust will
suck the water right out of you.

Picking cotton is quite an effective birth control
measure, very effective. At day's end, your only
thought is grab something to eat on your way back
to your motel room, once there, a shower then
literally collapse on your bed next to a cheap
fan, until just before sunrise.

If lucky, you will earn enough money to make it
back home to Oklahoma and have a hundred bucks
left over to share with your family.

Any surprise I expect people to put out effort,
to work hard, and any surprise I am harsh when
people do not?

I think all people should have to pick cotton
for a season, during their late teenage years.
This will help motivate people to work hard for
a good life, and appreciate a good life.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Grandma taught me how to sew curtains and
shirts using worn out cotton sacks!

Today, I buy canvas tarps from Home Depot
and make curtains out of those for some
of our rentals. Never a lesson forgot.

I used to sew shirts for our girl but when
she became old enough to realize she is
a she, that saving money trick did not
work anymore.

So, I taught myself how to use patterns to
sew her dresses. That did not last long,
either. She did not like Fifties style
French Poodles on her skirts, nor Sixties
style tie-dyed clothing. Eighties style
disco clothing sucks.

Finally, I gave up and gave her a credit card.
This turned into a problem because she promptly
went out and started buying clothes for me, and
she still dresses me funny.

What is wrong with wearing overalls and going
barefoot? Seems natural to me.

:)

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

i can't imagine picking cotton for a living but most of us did what we had to do to survive, and did not expect charity or gov't help. experiences like that build honesty and character. people who have not lived through the same or similiar experiences do not understand why people that have react the way they do to things. to be a real person, i believe you have to have felt both the bottom and the top. its really not all about the money. most people today need to experience that side of life to see how lucky they really are.

Posted by 66inxs on :

Chahta Okla! Chahta Yakni! Chahta Okpulot !

choctaw for bump? j/k !!!!!!!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

isso - to bump
paffala - a bump

:)

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

My momma (and her brothers) picked cotton, on their own farm. Then Depression...lost the farm. So they picked cotton on the same farm...but they no longer owned it...

Then the new owner lost it, too...and momma's folks went to live on the river bank, hoping to pick cotton wherever/whenever...

that's how they wound up in Ft Worth...driven from their land down in Hill County. That story played out in hundreds of thousands of families...and the attack on family farms continues to this day...

Posted by 66inxs on :

thanks!! that is a good post you made at the end of the fhal thread. exactly correct imho.

a man hears only what he wants to hear and disregards the rest...

the boxer - simon and garfunkle.

post a honest, truthful response and only a few are wise enough to read and remember it. the scoffers will only end up burning themselves by having a closed mind.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"Then Depression...lost the farm."

I have some pictures to share, Tex. Not my
pictures; Great Depression / Dustbowl.

My grandparents and elders survived that era
ok, but just barely. This is a direct result
of their providing their own food and water.
Beyond that, nothing, no money, no new clothes,
no new boots, nothing.

66inxs, I am noticing when I post articles on
stocks, a lynch mob shows up in minutes, as
if they are just sitting there, silently
waiting for someone to post.

Yes, a sincere article written to help. However,
those fruits of the poisonous tree can also be
the minds of people; tainted by personal issues.

Taha

Posted by Relentless. on :

personal issues including an abnormal desire to be the center of attention?
Yeah I've run across a couple of "those" types...

Posted by 66inxs on :

keep on posting pg. you are a great teacher and i for one have learned a lot from you. post your great depression pix too if you want to.

the older i get, the dumber i become.thank God !!!

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Three minutes or less.

I do not have credits for the photographer.

Dustbowl Oklahoma, northern Oklahoma specifically.
Today, we know this moving of millions of tons
of earth is a direct result of working the land
too much. The soil had been used so much for
crops, all the "cohesion" components were long
gone from overuse; only silt and dust left.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

My most favorite tragedy photograph. Unknown
photographer but probably could be found with
some research.

An Okie family living in a tent in California;
"Grapes of Wrath" (Steinbeck)

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I know Tex will deeply appreciate the tragedy
displayed in the photograph, such a story is
told by a single photograph.

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"the older i get, the dumber i become."

Same here. A bit worrisome, certainly. My memory
is beginning to show signs of fading, my thinking
is not as quick nor as sharp as when young.

I believe some of this is realization. As we
become older and smarter, we more realize
how much we do not know.

Bumper Sticker:

"Hire a teenager while he still knows it all"

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

Dorothea Lange took that picture in 1936 purl

Posted by 66inxs on :

one of the neat things about teenagers is they still think they are undestructable and can lick the world. i admire the enthusiasm and determination than a lot of them possess. "the right stuff !"

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
I know Tex will deeply appreciate the tragedy
displayed in the photograph, such a story is
told by a single photograph.

as i recall? that's a photo from one of the gov't subsidized series, WPM? PWM? whatever...they hired writers and photographers and artists...

yes...you can see in her expression the same sentiment Steinbeck summarized, paraphrasing here: "When the men were still hunkering beneath trees, drawing plans in the dirt....where to go next, how to rebuild the tractor, whatever...as long they were making plans, hope was alive.

"But when they disbanded, when they retreated to solitary drinking, to stealing not for milk but for escape....when there were no plans being drawn in the dirt--the women became alarmed. Hope was dead, and with it families..."

poorly paraphrased, but the point is clear...once the men "accepted" defeat? the women *had* to come through...and many did. Mine own grandmother, for instance...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Very well paraphrased, Tex. You have style.

Yes, and this reads sexist, but women are the
glue which holds families and society together.

Hard for men to understand how distressing for
a woman to watch a family begin to fall apart.
We are the timeless Mother Hen.

Men, difficult for me to find a single analogy.

Maybe men are the timeless Charles Ingalls.

(Little House on the Prairie - Laura Ingalls Wilder)

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Maybe Charles Ingalls when they are not being buttheads.

Taha

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
Dorothea Lange took that picture in 1936 purl

that sounds right...

some very good work "popped* from that era...not all was gov't subsidy, but much was. Don't recall at the moment whether Lange was working independently...

Posted by glassman on :

same mother, younger child...

Posted by glassman on :

we are always buttheads... you know that...
we are perpetually poisoned by testosterone...

Posted by Relentless. on :

And they are perpetually poisoned by emotion.
I'll take aggression over mood swings anyday.

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Maybe Charles Ingalls when they are not being buttheads.

Taha

lol, "buttheads"

I proudly am a "butt head"

my nature to butt heads...

seriously? the essence of yin/yang...

sure, yin energy is glue... crucial

likewise? yang energy essential...

otherwise, all you got is a bottle of glue, eh?

without "something" to glue together?

glue has no value... potential? sure...

but "components" are necessary for glue to "realize" its job...

lol..agreed: quality components better [Big Grin]

Posted by Relentless. on :

actually it's yin/yan
Wanna fight over it?

Posted by jordanreed on :

both right

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Relentless.:
actually it's yin/yan
Wanna fight over it?

get a job, man--you prolly misspell "bhong"

Posted by Relentless. on :

I fail to see how a silent H is even close to fair..
I'm taking letters away and you're adding them.

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Relentless.:
I fail to see how a silent H is even close to fair..
I'm taking letters away and you're adding them.

only for accuracy [Big Grin]

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

So who took the "R" out of colonel?

Kernol Kira

Posted by 66inxs on :

paffala !

maybe colonel clink ??????????

Posted by jordanreed on :

2. bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with water to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes

"Hey, wanna come over and hit the bong?"

bhong is undefined

from the urban dictionary

if there is a word that is spelled as "bhong", it certainly doesnt mean the same thing as "bong"..
at least thats what i found on my search

Posted by Upside on :

Posted by 66inx:

quote:
maybe colonel clink ??????????

Then it would be pronounced Coronel Crink.

[ August 18, 2006, 09:40: Message edited by: Upside ]

Posted by 66inxs on :

in japan ????

thanks for the laugh !!

Posted by T e x on :

JR,

"The most common route of administration for marijuana is smoking, either as a rolled cigarette ("joint" or "blunt") or through a pipe ("bhong"). "

Harvard Med: http://www.divisiononaddictions.org/html/drugsofabuse.htm

...comes from Asia, I believe. Folks heard the word, just assummed "bong."

Posted by jordanreed on :

quote:
Originally posted by T e x:
JR,

"The most common route of administration for marijuana is smoking, either as a rolled cigarette ("joint" or "blunt") or through a pipe ("bhong"). "

Harvard Med: http://www.divisiononaddictions.org/html/drugsofabuse.htm

...comes from Asia, I believe. Folks heard the word, just assummed "bong."

hmmm..
may be right, but i'm not totally convinced...could be they misspelled it also...
trivial,i know...my search in encarta came up empty...at least in the drug usage

Posted by T e x on :

eventually? prolly will lose the "h" through usage--sorta like your urban lingo deal. But the original was spelled with an h. Google it...

Posted by cottonjim on :

Stimulating intelectual conversation this morning.

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by cottonjim:
Stimulating intelectual conversation this morning.

lol, that's the way we roll, man... books one day, foreign word trivia the next...

Posted by 66inxs on :

good post on the charlie daniels band song the other day cottonjim. they put out a lot of good stuff especially after using a bong or bhong. never really thought about the spelling before...........

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

I do not use drugs.

I am naturally stupid and proud to be.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Reminds me of a story, as usual.

Yesterday, no, day before yesterday, hmm..

What is today? Maybe this happened on Monday,
or was this on Tuesday? Today is Thursday, right?

* holds up a joint *

That is what pot does to your brain.

Back on Monday, our local cop, Dave, a very nice
handsome and well built young man, ah, well, I am
old and fat, no hope there. So, Dave stops by
our rental to chit chat.

Dave explains he just came from around the corner
where he was hassling the meth freak former tenant
for changing the oil in his car, out in the street.
Working on cars on the street or in your driveway,
is illegal in our city; part of an effort to keep
our city clean and presentable.

Our handsome cop's shift is Monday through Thursday
during the day, and each day he makes a point to
stop and talk with the meth freak, often rapping
on his windshield to wake him up; the meth freak
stays awake all night, then crashes around sunrise
in the front seat of his car.

Dave likes rapping on the speed freak's windshield
with his nightstick to wake him up. Nothing quite
as entertaining as a paranoid speed freak being
suddenly awakened only discover a big burly cop
standing there, with a stick, staring at him.
I bet this makes the speed freak's tattoos run
and hide under his armpits.

Dave tells me about paying friendly visits with
the paranoid wigged out speed freak, "Yeah, last
week I stopped by to say hi on Wednesday, then
paid another visit on Thursday. Ronald yells at
me to stop hassling him, said I was hassling him
just two hours earlier," Dave the cop continues
and quips, "of course two hours to a speed freak
is two days."

Did I tell you about the mini-blinds in our front
window of our rental being broken off right at
both bottom side edges? This is from the speed
freak constantly Window Wigging, like when a cat
farts or an ice cream truck drives by which is
really the F.B.I. in disguise.

Dave asks if he and his wife can rent our house.
I am thinking this would drive the speed freak
into absolute insane paranoia to have a cop living
next door.

Hey! Any drug which makes you paranoid and impotent
has got to be good sh!t!

Pot heads, two days seems likes two hours.
Speed freaks, two hours seems like two days.

All relative, you know.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Reminds me of another story.

Ronnie the speed freak has a new windshield
in his Lincoln loaned to him by that wealthy
Morongo Indian who is sitting in prison, you
know, the Indian receiving a thirty grand
casino check once a month.

Someone smashed the Lincoln's windshield then
dropped a Molotov Cocktail inside the Lincoln.
Odd happenings around the neighborhood.

Watched him haul the Lincoln away on a trailer.
Few days later, new windshield and back sleeping
on the street.

I think there might be some honest hard working
people around the neighborhood trying to send
the speed freak a message.

Doubtful he remembers this message for very long.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

i really like your story about the charcoal on the face PG...

the message there was a true message...

Posted by 66inxs on :

isn't there some kind of ordinance about living on the street? that guy needs help before he gets killed out there. another poster boy for "don't do durgs!!!"

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

"isn't there some kind of ordinance about living
on the street?"

Unfortunately, no.

If a law, what to do with the millions of homeless
all across America? We cannot place them in jail
simply for being poor and homeless.

Yes, there are city ordinances which prohibit
homeless living in specific areas, like a city
park or on private property, without permission.
Out on the street, nope, not illegal unless a
public safety issue.

Dave is hoping to catch the boy clearly "high"
on drugs which will allow him to legally search
his person and his vehicle. Dave knows he is
a drug addict, knows he has drugs on him or
very nearby. Nonetheless, Dave must have good
probable cause to effect a search. Eventually
this will happen.

I have noticed, which the speed freak does not
notice, is narc officers passing by every so
often. Clear to me, not clear to the speed freak.

I am quite certain the narcs are working him
for information, like license plate numbers,
addresses, who he is dealing to and with. This
is smart and will yield more people when busted,
and much longer prison sentences.

Dave making him paranoid will lead the speed freak
to making mistakes, like grabbing his stash then
driving off to conceal his stash at a friend's
house, or a buyer / dealer's house. They are
working him well. Paranoia leads to bad decision
making which assists law enforcement.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

i agree about the paranoia...

too bad they have to spend so much time on one guy living in the street when the real crooks are partying in Vegas hotels huh?

Posted by jordanreed on :

ok...just home on lunch...and i googled bhong

http://www.islamicarchitecture.org/architecture/bhong.mosque.html

lots of Bhong references,but nothing on a smoking device...

and i googled Bong..
http://www.blurofinsanity.com/bongdesignpage.html

lol...

Posted by T e x on :

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=bhong+pipe&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=history+bhong+pipe&ie=UTF-8& oe=UTF-8

Posted by glassman on :

i think we all need a drink...

i'll have milk please?

Posted by T e x on :

and some nice brownies? [Big Grin]

Posted by 66inxs on :

maybe he will just "get the hint" and move on if they harass him enough. its too bad to see anyone wind up that way. you ought to see the homeless in chicago. they're everywhere, in the parks, on the loop, etc. huge numbers! day people and night people !

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Most heart breaking incidence of being homeless
I witnessed is in Skid Row, Los Angeles.

We are all post graduate students performing
field work for an Urban Geography class. Our
instructor, who is very smart and learned
about Los Angeles history, is guiding us
through Skid Row, a rough and sad place.

Out in front of the Midnight Mission, a local
homeless shelter, our professor is jabbering
away about the Mission and its history. I am
looking the other way, across the street. Over
there is a cheap filthy bar with a chronic
drunk walking out, every so often.

Behind this bar, several huge trash bins, the
big metal types on wheels. I am watching a
mother inside one of the bins digging for
food or valuables. Her girl, about six to
eight years old, stands below her to handle
whatever her mom hands her.

Lot more to this story, including one of the
drunks accosting the little girl, then her
mom, bad scene, all-in-all. I became involved
and really should not have. Better to mind your
own business in such a dangerous area.

End result is I end up crying, cannot pay attention
to our field work, prove to be a big distraction
for all.

Today, that little girl would be in her late
twenties or early thirties. When I see a homeless
person, that little girl always flashes through my
mind.

I can never stop wondering what became of her.

Such innocence living from a trash can. To start
out so innocent, so underserving of such a life,
and to end where, I do not know.

My hope is she is happy in life.

Taha

Posted by 66inxs on :

me too. i hope she made it out of there. i hate it when children are the innocent victims of their parents "bad habits". parents are probably dead by now.

Posted by glassman on :

there are numerous examples of so-called overacheivers coming from orphanages and such...

just as many of the priveleged people i grew up around became PCP freaks... that was an epidemic inside the Wash DC beltway in the 70's...

i have personally witnessed incredible feats of strength by people under arrest under the influence of PCP...

Posted by jordanreed on :

once again,i'm wrong and tex is correct..

i didnt google bhong pipe, just bhong..

i think i'll go lay in my lazy boy and research this bhong thingy a little more..

tuff week, glad its over!...

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Anglo Pothead

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

American Indian Pothead

Posted by T e x on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

Anglo Pothead

uhhh....doh! ain't that sheesh n Schlong? the famous Cheech/Chong lookalikes?

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Darn it, just received a troll harassment private
message. Forgot to turn those off the other day.

Moving on.

I am driving our old one ton rust bucket truck,
downtown Dallas, back before Dallas and Fort Worth
became one big city. I am looking for a seed supply
store, completely lost in the traffic and hustle.

Our truck stalls out when I release the clutch
too fast, flood it trying to start it, and this
yahoo man behind me keeps honking his horn to,
"move it, lady." I am not in a good mood. Hot
humid day, interior of the cab is oven set for
broil, and I broil each time he honks his horn.

Honk! Honk! Move it, lady!

Enough. I climb down out of our truck, walk back
to the man and his car, "Listen, mister, how about
you go up there and try to start my truck and I
will sit in your car and blow your horn?"

He does not blow his horn again.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Tex, that is Tommy Chong! He looks worse than
Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones.

That is what pot does to you. :)

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

that is an awesome pot she has PG...

gorgeous...

Posted by jordanreed on :

quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Tex, that is Tommy Chong! He looks worse than
Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones.

That is what pot does to you.

Taha

it could be the pot that makes him look old, or the fact that he is old...58

looks pretty good here..
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/4558/Events/4558/TommyChong_Grant_8102504_40 0.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Chong,%20Tommy

Marijuana
Chong has an unabashed love of marijuana, saying, "I get high constantly. If you smoke pot, eat well and work out, I guarantee you'll live forever."

By age eleven Chong was playing guitar, chiefly country-and-western music. Soon, he was introduced to rhythm and blues, became a professional musician, and quit school. He formed one of Western Canada's earliest rhythm and blues bands, the Shades, but was eventually requested by the police to leave town after a particularly rowdy gig, according to his account. Chong and the Shades then left for the closest metropolis, Vancouver, where Chong bought a club, the Elegant Parlour, and played guitar and sang in the house band, a Motown band named Bobby Taylor & the Vancouvers, briefly featuring a very young Jimi Hendrix [2]. Among his compositions for the group were "Does Your Mama Know About Me", which hit #29 on the United States pop chart and #5 on the US R&B chart.

In the late 1980s, Chong became a naturalized citizen of the United States.

[ August 19, 2006, 10:25: Message edited by: jordanreed ]

Posted by T e x on :

there's this one shot of Keith, Rolling Stone maybe? Anyway, it looks a Jamaican garage sale exploded, and he fell *through* the cloud of debris...

Posted by CashCowMoo on :

And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't. Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that's it, I'm done.

Posted by T e x on :

wrong thread?

Posted by MagicK on :

CashCow is sleepwalking again.

Posted by glassman on :

This being said, however, it is important to note that while computer services find themselves protected by immunity, the original culpable party who posts defamatory and fraudulent messages will not be protected by such measures. These individuals will find themselves subject to liability for such statements. As the court in Zeran was careful to point out, although Congress' focus is to keep government regulation of the Internet to a minimum, it is "also found to be the policy of the United States to ensure vigorous enforcement of Federal criminal laws to deter and punish trafficking in obscenity, stalking and harassment by means of computer."24 Congress was forced to make an emphatic policy stance when faced with deterring harmful online speech. In balancing the competing interests of free speech on the Internet and punishment of Federal criminals, Congress and the courts make it clear that it would be a wrong decision to "deter harmful online speech through the separate route of imposing tort liability on companies that serve as intermediaries for the other parties' potential injurious messages."
http://www.law.duke.edu/journals/dltr/articles/2001dltr0006.html

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Who are you threatening this time? All of us,
some of us or just one of us?

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

threatening?
why is this threatening?
you have peaked my interest in the laws surrounding posting.

i wanted to share them with you since you are so interested too..
i am at a loss to understand why this atmosphere of misunderstanding and confusion conitnues

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Three minutes. This is very consistent. I comment,
you respond within two to three minutes regardless
of time of day.

You need to turn off your computer then go out
and play under the sunshine.

Taha

Posted by glassman on :

i need?
i need to be allowed to moderate here without being harrassed...

when i was out this morning at sunrise? it was already 88 degrees...
the heat index on that makes the percieved temp 94..
at sunrise...
LOL, got any better suggestions?

i do have to go to an honors fellows ceremony at a University this evening... i hope they have AC

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

Rather sad ending to once a very fun thread.

Taha

Posted by Purl Gurl on :

There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware

I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind

I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side

It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away

We better stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, now, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

- Stephen Stills

Posted by 66inxs on :

"for what its worth" good song.
spent the afternoon installing the main a/c duct under the dash on the car. drank 2 quarts of water and sweated them back out again but it looks really nice. big swap meet in town this weekend so am going to be hiding out with the car people.
btw pg the 10K on TCLL is out and looks really good i'll bet your prediction will come true on this one tomorrow am. bet its a gapper !