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San Miguel is the beer what we had in the PI...
Nam was over before i got in...

i lived in Chesapeake Va for several years and knew many many Nam vets.
some had no bad 'speriences...

some were not "right" probably even before they went...

i had a neighbor that had been married to ex-Miss West Virginia when he went for his first tour marine recon in 1963....he laughed and said training my eye...
he told me it was his third tour that made him "check out" of society that was when his wife left him too ... he did four in all...

spent many an evening sipping Jagermaiester and listening to Nam stories with him...

he had to be pretty drunk to talk about some of it...

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quote:
Originally posted by Blue Marlin':
damn flash backs.....going to town for dinner..

I am sincerly concerned about the returning Vets........... All these yrs later, in an instant we go back...I know your husband is a Warrior, I pray he does not go back, as fast as some of us..

All the VA stuff and probably this current round of chemo have brought things back I would rather not relive...I am only a man, I am not made of the Iron I was once before....I say good sailing to your husband because he has sure as hell earned the right to say. "I spent my time in Hell!

Dustoff

recent Texas Monthly article indicates more "mental health problems" coming home from Iraq than the system can handle...suggests not only record numbers coming from the field, but woefully inadequate, overwhelmed, health "system" to deal/offer help/even cope with the numbers...

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"some were not "right" probably even before they went..."

About time for fixin' dinner and skinny dipping.

We have a very dear friend, Greg. He served
the same time as my husband but we did not meet
him until many years later. Greg was in the
motor pool fixing jeeps and trucks.

Greg and his fellow soldiers live in tents
at some camp north of Saigon, an engineering
camp, I think. In his tent, his most prized
possession, a stereo and lots of eight track
tapes sent over from home.

The Vietnamese attack by sending in mortar
rounds. All grab their weapons and take
cover. A mortar round lands right on his
tent, blowing up everything, stereo, tapes,
everything he owns.

My husband privately tells me a story Greg
will not tell around his wife or me.

Greg goes beserker. He runs over to the motor
pool area, jumps in a "half track" with a
big machine gun on back and up top. Drives
like crazy towards from where the mortar rounds
are being fired, smashes through the perimeter
barbed wire and all that, slams to stop, jumps
out, starts firing his rifle and is yelling,

"You blew up F-n Janis Joplin! You blew up F-n
Jimi Hendrix! You blew up the F-n Doors! I'll
kill all of you F-n (more vulgar words)."

He yells this over and over while shooting. When
he runs out of bullets, still yelling about his
eight track tapes, he climbs up on the truck
and lights up a big machine gun. He is still
yelling about Buffalo Springfield, Jefferson
Airplane on and on, "You blew up F-n Elvis! I'll
kill you F-n (cuss words)"

When this is all over, he has killed at least
five Vietnamese and took out a couple of mortar
positions while at it. He also rallied his other
soldiers who came up behind him. Greg says he
did not know they were there being so damn mad.

Greg is about the most gentle giant you could
know. He is huge but very kind of heart, unless
you blow up his eight track tapes!

Purl Gurl

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don't forget to take the lense cover off the pool cam [Wink]

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Sorry, I plan to wear my whipped cream
bikini, tonight. After dinner dessert.

Purl Gurl

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well, don't forget to leave some for E440 to huff....
seems he likes you alot...

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Purl Gurl, "Tigar piss" but I was hung over..
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quote:
My success rate at picking viable stocks
for profit is eighty-five percent. I am
obviously female. My stocks plays are so
because of realistic and in-depth research
viewed with logical analysis.

Purl,

I'm not sure how to ask this question without you taking it the wrong way, but do you ever post your picks anywhere? I totally believe what you say your success rate is, and I congratulate you on your recent milestone. But, it seems that everytime I get to see your analysis at work, it is when a stock is on its way down, or you are warning that it IS going to go down.

I've only been trading a few months and I've only been on this board the same, so maybe I've missed where you've alerted us to stocks on the way up. Or maybe you just don't do that (which is your perogative).

Jo

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Yes, Jo, I do post picks.

I am not sure what would be the best method
to find those picks. Perhaps you could run
a search on my moniker, Purl Gurl. Lots of
articles to go through!

Recently, most of my time is spent discussing
picks tossed out by Tex, Blue, Dustoff, Jordan,
and, hmm, who am I forgetting? Glassman!

Others as well.

Any one of those persons and a couple others
whose monikers escape me for the moment, make
very good picks. Blue is excellent for longer
term very safe picks. Dustoff is great at
high risk day trades. Tex falls between. Jordan
and some of the others, play almost anything.

Maybe you could simply start picking out articles
on the "hot stocks" board and read. This is where
we spend most of our time.

My apologies to those whose monikers I did not
mention, my memory is old and tired. Besides
I am in the middle of a hissy fit because of
this E440 boy following me around and causing
trouble for everyone.

Hmm.. Relentless and Ten are in there.

Purl Gurl

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Jo, no need to be afraid of me. You are free
to ask of me anytime you like. I will do my
best to help you, which helps all readers.

Please jump in and ask. Any of those boys
I mention will also be quick to help you.

Just ask, we really like this when people ask.

Purl Gurl

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Whale? where be you? uh' hmmm , well, ah' hmmm
how do I say this??---------------------->>HEELP!

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Help!

No, no, not anymore. I will not be providing
stock tips, will not be affording advice
except in rare circumstances.

Allstocks is under the control of pump and dump
criminals. They own Allstocks.

Nope, I am not about to play their games. They
are in charge now, they dictate policy here at
Allstocks. Nope, I will not be a slave to the
pump and dump criminals now in charge of Allstocks.

You folks will need to seek stock advice from
E440, Bond, Answap and the rest. They are in
charge, they will tell you what to do, or not do.

Do what they tell you do. They will not mislead
you nor give you bad advice. If you do not do
what they tell you, they will have you banished.

Meanwhile, I will continue making excellent profits
as a free person, free of authoritarian rule.

Such is reality.

Purl Gurl

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You people go over and seek advice from
Egg Inspector. He is suggesting Raven Moon
as a good stock buy.

Seek his advice. He is a professional trader.
He is one of those in charge now.

Purl Gurl

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Blue has some opinions on Raven Moon stock.

However, talk to him privately. Should the
new leaders around here catch you discussing
Raven Moon without their input, without their
approval, nothing but trouble!

Raven Moon, that is your ticket per Egg Inspector.

Purl Gurl

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Silly boy, what are you doing asking a girl for help?

Dang, boy, you know we women know nothing about
trading stocks and all that. Women have no place
in the stock markets!

I am off! I have been instructed to retune a Weber
carburetor, today. I need to change the metering
rods and primary jets to effect a four percent
leaner condition for "cruise" conditions.

Do not ask me about stocks! I am a woman!

Ask me about cars and hot rods. There I have
a little bit of knowledge.

Purl Gurl

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* screams *

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Egg Inspector:

quote:
Originally posted by Peaser:

I'm out. Lost $500

Peaser, hang on to those shares....IMHO you will
at least recoup your cost, it souldn't be too
long IMO.

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These are your new stock advisors. These are
the new leaders of Allstocks. Consult with
them, you will not be disappointed!

Purl Gurl - drinking gasoline and spitting fire

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Whale, me sure is glad me has no stitches! cause whale had me a rolling against me scubburds..

Egg = pumper omlete! egg is all over da pan..

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Stereotypical masculine thinking.

Force the stock to be what a man expects.

Stupid Women! Never take the advice of a woman!

Purl Gurl

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drinking gasoline and spitting fire?

i think that's just hormones...

PG? those guys are ridin' that thing straight down to a penny...
are they pro's or are they stooopid? enquiring minds want to know...

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Well, if I write they are stupid, which they are,
there will be nothing but trouble around here.
So, I will not write they are stupid.

Now you boys run along and buy some Raven Moon.

You are bound to discover Raven Moon to be a
more pretty picture than my big fat moon!

* thinks she better not post her fat moon *

Purl Gurl

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Darn it! Damn, damn, damn! I did it again!

Oh ****! E440 will be in here to file at
least 8,257,307 secret complaints to have
me banished for daring to post such an
offensive and vulgar picture.

My GOD! Seeing flesh is bound to corrupt your
morals and send Viagra stock skyrocketing.

Coyote

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I'd like to place an order please. I'll have those two buns that are hanging outside the Fat Shack. No ketchup, no mustard, whatever's inside of 'em will be just fine. Thank you.
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well, if your getting the buns? i want the 2 coconuts hanging there...

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Sounds fair to me.
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i told my sis i wanted tacos!!

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Ha! Ha! This morning you boys *are* being funny!

What? No hot dog?

Purl Gurl

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me is speca-a-lus speach a peach a lus ah' hell that pic has me a climbing the mast! a chewing me finger!!!!!
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I'll have what she's having!

And a druel cup on the side.

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words fail...

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can you you imagine driving a desert hwy at speed on your M/C and looking over there?

Road Burn?

An old sea dog should be polite and say-----cute as sea otter.

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Ha! You boys are in a good mood today!
'Bout time you got over your cranky spell.

How boring around here without a little
wiggle, jiggle and giggle.

Funny, I see only fat. You boys see something else.

My pictures are turned on again, ahem, I said
my pictures are turned on again.

Coyote

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'scuse me, but just who was it in a "cranky spell"?

Hmmmph!

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Return to my man bashing theme...

I will have you know I just finished fine
tuning a Weber four barrel carburetor. Had
to tune it twice to get it right. A little
too lean on the meter rods first time around,
just right second time around.

I love being alone in a hot rod; no daughter
to tell me to not burn rubber and not drive
fast. Life is great when the kids are out of
the house and off working!

'57 Chevy again, 350 horsepower, 4:11 in the rear.
Boy, oh boy, talk about making the tires screech!

Ahh... do not be impressed. I used a work shop
manual which provides precise instructions for
tuning. Piece of cake and I did not break a nail!

Oh yeah, forgot to male bash.

Coyote

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There is no excuse for men!

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