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bdgee
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quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
There is no excuse for men!

Coyote

They seem to think they don't need one!

I just shake my head and continue to do the jobs that need to be done!...Men?! Argh! (however..I have 6 boys that I will attempt to make at least 1 into a spectacular true MAN!)

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10 of Frankenstein...

*Frahnk-enstEEN!

Whinny, Whinny, neigh, neigh*

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hey! i'd make an excuse: if i only knew what i done did wrong to begin with [Razz]

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LOL...you think TEX??
Why is it you are whinning?
Oh never mind...I already know... [Razz]

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Boys, oh boys, my pictures are turned on again.

Now for male bashing.

I noted some of you gentlemen are debating
the new Lords of Allstocks. You make good
points which are well thought and rational.
I agree with you, for a change.

However, you are debating men! No doubt you noticed
no matter how reasonable you are, no matter how
right you are, this does not change their thinking
in the least bit. Quite the opposite, what you
read is typical male denial. Each blame everyone
else rather than except blame. Each aggressively
argue he is completely right. Some are still
pumping, so are clinging to false hope.

You see men mold a stock into a model which
fits their masculine thinking. You know they
should have dumped back when some of of us
_politely_ suggested. Nope. They claim we
waited until well after the fall, which you
and I know is a lie. They proceed to claim
we old timers are rude, insulting, stupid
and all that. Nonetheless, they are the bag
holders, no doubt on that!

To make matters worse, a woman dared to suggest
what they should to do to benefit! Damn! A woman!

Works out nice. Those boys annoy me. A women, moi,
visits and suggests, "You should think about
selling now to earn profits or to cut losses."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Men will do just the opposite because I am a woman.

See how the game works? You can play dead, as one
of you suggested with humor. Does not matter. All
I have to do is suggest to sell and the boys will
do just the opposite; hold. Now they are losers.

They annoyed me. I convinced them to keep holding.

MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Coyote

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But wait! There is more!

I noted one of the boys posting some stuff
about Raven Moon stock. Need I say more about
the trader talent of men?

* witch like laughter *

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are they still waiting for that check to clear? [Big Grin]

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All you boys have to do is begin a course
of treatment of estrogen injections. Wallah!
You will become excellent traders and become
millionaires within a year!

Nice side effects as well; you will have
your own T & A to admire and grope, at
all times!

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If the check is good! Blue loves that one.

You know you are becoming experienced when
you recognize a lot of ticker symbols and
can tell other people about a specific stock
with no research required; you already know.

That is experience.

If that boy over there is hot a trader as
he believes himself, he would never mention
Raven Moon stock! Well, not without humor.

Coyote

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Yeah, whatever you say, but does that mean we'd have to squat to pee?
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i think i'd rather be a dummy

estrogen injections ughh...


http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale/

not bad i got 11/16

the good news? i only guessed one male was a lady...
the rest of my mistakes were all women that i thought *might* be a man...
i ain't taking any risksksks like that [Razz]

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"Yeah, whatever you say, but does that mean we'd have
to squat to pee?

Well, if you did there would be no need to
wash your hands afterwards, you know, men
and their piss poor aim.

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Squat to pee! Boy Howdy do I have a picture of
me, taking by my loving girl, which would have
you roaring with laughter!

However, well, E440 and his friends would
absolutely have psychotic fits and cause
problems for the next year!

I suppose in this way they do win some; there
are hilarious pictures I cannot post because
they will cause trouble.

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quote:
Well, if you did there would be no need to
wash your hands afterwards, you know, men
and their piss poor aim.

Only when we're drunk. Then we make our wives clean it up. And, we can write our names in the snow, can you?
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Stereotypical masucline thinking,

A commit on refusing to sell a loser stock,

"I committed to stay, that's it period."

There is one key word, "period."

This is a signal no matter what logic is presented,
no matter what facts are presented, no matter how
right of an opinion, this man will not change
his mind for any reason.

This is a man who would rather lose all of
his money than admit a poor decision on his part.

Telling you, boy, all you have to do is develop
your feminine side and you will do better. Oh
now, do not go all homophobic on me. Each of
you boys have a feminine side and know this!

Get in touch with your feminine side, no, I do not
mean physically touch your feminine side, well,
unless you are taking those estrogen treatments.

I show my masculine side very often! Why do boys
so fear your feminine side?

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There is the question of whether the lack of the ability causes women to fail to develop good intuition about ballistics or if some genetic deficiency leaves them with no way to develop an intuition for balistics. Whichever is the case, many believe that is the major reason that women are scarce on the graound in the higher levels of physics.
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"we can write our names in the snow, can you?"

Yes! I wrote an article on this. Only requires
a willing male partner with a very full bladder;
my name is rather long.

Can you pee like a broodmare? I can!

Bet I can pee a farther distance than you.

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quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"we can write our names in the snow, can you?"

Yes! I wrote an article on this. Only requires
a willing male partner with a very full bladder;
my name is rather long.

Can you pee like a broodmare? I can!

Bet I can pee a farther distance than you.

Coyote

The odds of us ever meeting are very slim but, if we ever do, I'll take that bet. See, we have the ability to, ahem, pinch it off so to speak, and let pressure build up. I once killed a rabbit at 40 paces that way and took down a small elm tree in the process.
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anybody else ever notice how Anne Coulters adams apple is pretty big...

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Up?

wiley and I *have* discussed this...one conclusion: If your daughter's boyfriend has *his* name in the snow, make sure it's in *his* handwriting...

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Whale says,

"I show my masculine side very often! Why do boys
so fear your feminine side?"

Well Bdgee did when he fell under the train under the picture!

That has got to be an Allstocks Classic!
You wanna talk laughter? still a snicker here.

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" Well Bdgee did when he fell under the train under the picture!"

The day you boys were not making a lick of sense.

I still have not figured out about what you
boys were talking.

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"I once killed a rabbit at 40 paces that way and
took down a small elm tree in the process."

Ah shoot, boy, that ain't nothing. I can bowl
ten perfect strikes in a row standing backwards
and bent over, no balls either.

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*pressure*

"True legends..."

The Cornstubble brothers once threw a guy on top of a 7-11...

The Appleby brothers could stand on the ground and whiz on top of a railroad car.

believe it--or don't . . .

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Alright, alright, can you boys shoot a ping-pong
ball across a room without using your hands?

Coyote

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I can dig deep holes


In the ground, snow? well, ah' heck it flew!

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Up,

I don't think i want to pinch it off long enough to your trick sounds painfull...

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I can crack walnuts with my thighs.

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I can "crack up" reading this thread
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quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"I once killed a rabbit at 40 paces that way and
took down a small elm tree in the process."

Ah shoot, boy, that ain't nothing. I can bowl
ten perfect strikes in a row standing backwards
and bent over, no balls either.

Coyote

You be careful now!

Eat too many o' them pintos upside down and you can blow your brains out ya eyeballs.

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* thinks about making a crack about crack *

Nah, the boys would pitch a fit.

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quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"I once killed a rabbit at 40 paces that way and
took down a small elm tree in the process."

Ah shoot, boy, that ain't nothing. I can bowl
ten perfect strikes in a row standing backwards
and bent over, no balls either.

Coyote

We have a rock quarry about a mile away from our house. I filled it from my back yard last night.
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"We have a rock quarry about a mile away from our
house. I filled it from my back yard last night."

Is that so? Well, you know what we women did
to Atlantis thousands of years back!

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we need to have a "2006 allstocks ultimate pissing contest". however, i believe we could never reach a consensus on what the rules would be !

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