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ASE Under Attack Lyle Zapato | 2005-05-21.3650 LMT| Aluminum | Black Helicopters | General Paranoia
A family in a Sacramento, CA neighborhood has turned their home into an Aluminum Shielded Enclosure (ASE) in order to protect themselves from bothersome neighbors who somehow managed to obtain a primitive microwave-based psychotron and are targeting the family with EMF harassment. (The nature and source of the radiation was confirmed using scientific instruments operated by the family's college-educated daughters.)
Their ASE design consists of an external covering of sheet aluminum aligned against the neighbors with an internal aluminum foil lining. For additional safety they also sleep in aluminumized thermal blankets.
Sacramento Code Enforcement agents have learned of the family's ASE and are pressuring them to dismantle it by Monday or face a misdemeanor citation.
here in MS? we just use tin....
-------------------- Don't envy the happiness of those who live in a fool's paradise. Posts: 36378 | From: USA | Registered: Sep 2003
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Explanation for city folks and damnyankees.
By "tin", Glass...does not mean the element, or metal, tin.
"Tin" is use similarly to when one speaks of a tin can, which is made of thin sheet iron coated (sometimes with tin) with something to resist corrosion.
Usually, a "tin" roofed barn would be a barn that has roofing of corrugated (i.e., wavy) galvanized sheet iron. Of course, you understand that galvanizing is a coating with zinc (not tin).
Posts: 11304 | From: Fort Worth, Texas | Registered: Mar 2005
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Bush uses it too... it's even on his roof at the ranch house in Crawford.. he doesn't have the "wavy kind" on his house tho.. we got upscale tin now too
next time you see a reporter giving his "brief" from Crawford? look behind him, it's all over...
good stuff to keep those pesky microwaves out....
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And if you attach a ground wire, it makes a stealthy Franklin devise.
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