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bdgee
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Poor guy....


Never had a chance.....

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ouch...

think I'll stay in our home country and ride pushcarts with no brakes down hills with no signs...safer

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Adventures in microcapitalism...

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Used to take the motor off a go-cart and go down the hill from Westover Hills to River Oaks in the wee hours of darkness. Took about 8 minutes back then. The corners were "exciting" in the dark.

No lights, no breaks, no sense.

Ever gone 85MPH out in the open in the dark with your butt just an inch above the ashpalt?

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When we were teenagers in high school, before
marrying that horny old man of mine, and this
is a true story, we would go down to a store
parking lot, a big one, for some fun.

One of us would slip on a football helmet with
mouth guard to keep the stench of beer in, climb
inside a shopping cart and get ready!

A friend would wheel you to the front of whomever's
car we had, line you up with the front bumper,
then driver would start pushing you full bore,
slam on the brakes and watch you fly across the
parking lot in a shopping cart!

Lot of fun, unless you hit a pot hole or something.
Every do flying flips inside a shopping cart doing
forty miles per hour?

This is one of a million reasons why I am crazy.

Shopping Cart Bag Lady

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I see.

Hit on ya head, did ye?

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Well, I am not the only one doing crazy stuff!

I have hard time getting my big fat butt
an inch off the ground.

Sometimes I suspect you boys have a hard time
believing some of my stories, some of my pictures.

All true. Telling you, I am crazy and having fun!
What a life, boy oh boy, what a life!

Crazy One

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Hey!

I believe.

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You like us better with our clothes on or
our clothes off?

Naked In The Snow

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that's pretty good PG...

we used to go skeeching....

in the DC area? they aren't prepared for the rare snow storm...

so? when the roads got a couple of inches on them, we'd go skeeching...

we'd wait around wherever a car had to stop.

when they did? we'd grab onto the rear bumper and try to stay on our feet as they drove off....

potholes and storm drain covers were the worst dangers...

one night? my best friend and i got as far as 20 miles from home before we started working our way back...

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we also used to shoot arrows straight up into the air.... [Eek!]


and: nope...

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It snowed a couple of time when I was in Alabama, But I ain'ta gonna tell you about what me and that little blond did, except it wasn't in clothes.
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Snow and men do not mix well; shrivel city.

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just another interesting challenge...

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You boy interested in seeing pictures of Corvettes?

http://www.purlgurl.net/allstock/bornwild.mid

(live performance by our girl and me)

Born Wild

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YES!!

MEOW! KITTY KITTY!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:

Every do flying flips inside a shopping cart doing
forty miles per hour?

This is one of a million reasons why I am crazy.

Shopping Cart Bag Lady

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server down for awhile PG?

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Nice Snow Bunny pics, would say they cool me off in this 98 deg. heat. i remember my 1st time down the expert slope....awwww S H IIIIIIIIII from the top to the bottom! mobile??? that wasn't no freekin mobile! that was the people i ran over on the way down!

wow...I'm actualy makin some green!

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"server down for awhile PG?"

Yeah, darn backbone server is crashing a lot
over the past week. Few days back, all of
Southern California was down.

Last night, from about midnight to seven this
morning, the backbone server (Charter) was down.

I called in around four-thirty or five this morning.
Talk to some ignorant pimple faced teenage boy.
He tells I cannot submit more trouble reports
because I have already filed some over the past
week. You can imagine my reaction.

We pay a handsome price for one day service
when there is trouble. Boy tells me, "A line
check is scheduled but this takes a few days."

"Excuse me? Our contract states problems will
be repaired in one day, no ands, ifs or buts.
You are in violation of our contract," followed
by a good chewing out on my part.

The ass hangs up on me.

* sounds of an explosive temper *

I call back and talk to a young girl who does
not have a pimple covered face. She takes all the
right steps. Service is restored one hour later.

Purl Gurl

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"wow...I'm actualy makin some green!"

Glad you are doing ok. All morning I have
been thinking today is Wednesday. I am
making green mold stuff on my brain.

I heard trash trucks far in the distance and
thought, "What the heck are they doing coming
around on Wednesday?" Then I remembered Glassy
catching me on the wrong day of the week.

So, I check a calendar as Glassy suggests.

Well, I'll be, I am two days behind and my
butt is about two decades ahead.

Purl Gurl

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LOL.

no doubt she took a pair of scissors down to the basement and threatened the pimple faced boy to quit surfing the porn sites and get back to work....

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That's ok Glassman.

Over the past few weeks my Level II data keeps
vanishing and will not come back. Etrade has
a server which sends out a live feed on several
different ports; positions, watch list, orders,
order status, Level II and such.

Etrade updates their software about once a month
or more. It is a Java based software which updates
all the windows about every two or three seconds.

I call Etrade, boy tells me to uninstall everything,
Etrade program and supporting Java, then reinstall.

Ok, sounds reasonable. So I do. No change.

To avoid having another pimple faced boy read
me stuff from a manual, I write to tech support,
explain this software problem with Level II data.

A boy writes back, says he is sorry I am having
trouble accessing their website, tells me how
to set perferences in MSIE browser, set browser
to these settings, blah, blah, blah, turn off
your virus scanner, blah, blah, blah. Same damn
canned response you receive for any inquiry.

The boy did not even read my email. He simply
clicked a button and sent a canned response.

I filed a complaint with Etrade management and
will call someone in management today to give
them a good chewing out.

I have to make a minimum of thirty trades per
quarter to maintain that feed. This works out
to be one-hundred dollars a month in commissions.

I am paying them to click a button and send a
canned response which serves only to annoy me?

* more sounds of an explosive temper *

When we pay for a service, when people take our
money, I expect excellent service.

Damn pimple faced teenage boys.

Purl Gurl

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custemail*etrade.com wrote:
Simon Gee wrote:

Thank you for your reponse.

SG: Thank you for your email today regarding access to our website.

You have not read my question or do not understand my question.
This problem has nothing to do with your website.

Please read my email again and please read for comprehension.
Quite annoying to have you respond with something not related
to the problem I am experiencing.

This problem is with Etrade Pro software, not your website.

I am dismissing the rest of your email as unrelated.
Quite clear you are confused or inexperienced.

If you cannot understand my problem, please have a
supervisor help you with your reading comprehension.

I will state the problem, again, please read carefully.

I am using Windows XP pro on a Dell 9100 dual processor.
More than enough memory and hard disk storage.

I have uninstalled all Pro software and all Java applications.
Both have been reinstalled successfully, with the latest
available software for both.

Problem is simple and please read carefully. When I first
start Etrade Pro software, the Level II display of Market
Makers ID along with bid and ask are displayed correctly.

After ten or fifteen minutes, if I click on a different
ticker symbol, the Level II data vanishes and never returns.

This problem began when you updated your Pro software
a few months back. This is not a problem with my system.
This is a problem with your software. I have been using
Pro software for several years. Never had this problem
until you updated your software.

Again, after ten to fifteen minutes after starting the
Etrade Pro Software, the Level II data such as Market
Makers ID , bid and ask, when a different ticker symbol
is clicked, the Level II data vanishes and never returns.

Clearly those are working upon starting the software,
later those stop working. This was not a problem until
you updated your software.

Please send the port number for the feed for Level II
data so I can check that port. Be sure you send the
correct port number for the Level II feed, not some
other function; port number for Level II feed.

Again, read carefully. This is not related to your website,
this is not related to a browser, this is a problem with
your Pro software.

If you respond again with unrelated information, a complaint
will be filed with Etrade management.

Send the port number and send related helpful information.

Regards,

Kiralynne Schilitubi

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Dear Ms. Schilitubi:

Thank you for your email today concerning Power E*TRADE Pro. I apologize for any inconvenience you have encountered running Power E*TRADE Pro. The issue that you described has been recognized to have affected a small group of customers running the new version of Power E*Trade Pro (version 3.0).

We have reported it to our product managers and they are working directly with the techical developers to identify if this is an issue related to the new release of Power E*trade Pro. At this time we do not have additional details.

As a suggestion, here are some troubleshooting tips that may resolve your issue directly.

1. If you are using Internet Explorer, blah.. blah.. blah...

2. If you are running windows, go to the Start menu, control panel, blah.. blah.. blah...

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"affected a small group of customers running the
new version of Power E*Trade Pro (version 3.0)"

Translation: Our all male programming staff
really F-d up and a lot of customers are mad
about this. However, we are men and will never
admit to being F-ups thus my downplay, denial
and attempt to distract through unrelated issues.

You see? An assertive woman will, at least,
elicit a confession from men, possibly effect
a cure for a male thinking caused problem.

Girlfriends! Always kick ass on those boys.
Do not ever allow the boys to shrug you off
as a simple minded woman who likes to whine.

Purl Gurl

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Notice the man did not send me the port number
as I requested?

* pretends to be a sissified geek *

Port number? Women know nothing about ports.
Who is she kidding?

Purl Gurl

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OK,i admit it, i'm a screwup...
what's my reward exactly? [Wink]

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A nekkid picture of me.

Darn, what is up with you boys refusing to
look at me wearing a whipped cream bikini?

Taha Haha

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OK PG what's the code for that? redihip? er uh i mean whedirip, oh yeah rediwip that just goes into the URL?

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heh... meanie...

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***** picturing nekid pic of pg as she lets loose a dusty cloud ***** so apitizing hehehehe

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quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
A nekkid picture of me.

Darn, what is up with you boys refusing to
look at me wearing a whipped cream bikini?

Taha Haha

I'm the biggest male screw up that's ever existed. Do I get to see a picture after the whipped cream melted away?
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Well, one of you is getting warmer, not quite
hot, but you are getting warmer!

MUUUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Taha

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You boys are silly.

* farts dust *

Taha

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