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What happened to those people and why was that not covered on mainstream media? Sickening, thats why I lost respect for police. I have personally encountered some eye opening situations with police where they just think they can do whatever they want because they have a badge.


Back in the days protect and SERVE actually meant something. Now the police departments are cash flow generators.

yeah and it don't seem to matter if you have a GOP or a Dem in office
Huh? I know that. Police are police. Not all are bad, but we are seeing more and more incidents thanks to cell phone cameras of cops acting above the law.
Just now ran across this: did not read the whole thread.

Was any explanation ever offered for this atrocious behavior?

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Robbie Knievel, son of Evil Knievel, will attempt to jump over all the members of Congress with a Caterpillar D-9 Bulldozer!

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Robbie Knievel, son of Evil Knievel, will attempt to jump over all the members of Congress with a Caterpillar D-9 Bulldozer!

And all this time I thought a D6 meant business.
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Robbie Knievel, son of Evil Knievel, will attempt to jump over all the members of Congress with a Caterpillar D-9 Bulldozer!

Sounds PERFECT! He'll clear them! No worries!


Awwww Too bad.....

[Were Up]

Guess it's time to start over and get back to what the constitution is really supposed to be about.

[Wink] [Razz]

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It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.

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It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.

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**How I lost my teeth**

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer (a girl) came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”

I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”

She said, “I sure do."

I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is on Monday.

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Spanish Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain ...

While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Si senor, you have excellent taste!
Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles
from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.'

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A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Arkansas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish!?!?"

"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."

"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."

The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"

"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"

The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"

"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.

The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH," replied the warden!

"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

Truth:
We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

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During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. " A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," said the director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window or over near the heater?"

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It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so.

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Actually I found something a little better


https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10207037293146837&set=a.1020094339668323 4.1073741826.1115422597&type=1

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