I thought about a 72 year old virgin, but realizing I neither could imagine one nor had any experience with one to pass along the information, assumed the topic would die out.
You guys are strange....
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Well, the way I see it, I'm 47 so she'd only be 25 years older than me. That'd be like a 22 year old being attracted to me, right? Could happen....if she drank enough.
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well? we got off topic here:( is that allowed in off-topics )
this thread is supposed to be about Jesus...
here's my only problem with Jesus...
we know from the paintings in Lascaux that we humans have been pretty much "Modern" as we are now since at least 30,000 years before Jesus came and "picked the lock" on Heavens Gates... why did he wait so long?
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Fraid I didn't understand that one Glass. You askin why he came when he did?
And for some reason when I picture a 72yr old virgin it make much more sense to my brain that it would be male. But perhaps that is just objectification of my male viewpoint of sex.
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And when you stand before Allah, Andrew, you gonna git a whuppin!
quote:Originally posted by andrew: Its your option, but one thing is for sure when you stand before him you cant say "I did'nt know, no one ever told me".
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Would it even be worth getting a pick-up game with him around?
LOL
honestly...I don't know that there is anything specific that says why he came when he did. Maybe something unnoticed happened that cemented the fact that a return to Eden by man was impossible? I really don't know...but I'm not the type to memorize verses so there may be something in there somewhere.
And yeah...that whole "God spoke to me" thing is scary to me too. We have a senator running for congress up here pulling that card and I break out in sweats thinking about her representing my state in either office. Some refer to it in a non-literal sense which I can handle though I find it conceited. Those that actually literally mean it make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. (And you notice that kind of thing on a Bigfoot!)
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Nah, my wife would make sure it wasn't worth the punishment.
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Alright, I must be tired to keep on posting on this topic after repeatedly saying I don't do this.
Later guys, BF is gonna get some shuteye and hope that something I own actually moves tomorrow.
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quote:Originally posted by glassman: a return to Eden by man
yeah yeah...by man? huh? that's old testament stuff
blame everything on the women anyway...it's all their fault...
Watch it Glass!!!!
i guess i need an emoticon for sarcasm huh?
Just for all the sensitive women out there, lol. I'm not one of them...well not right now. LOL
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quote:Originally posted by glassman: You askin why he came when he did?
yep...
Maybe you should pray and ask him yourself. I hear he talks to people....good luck!
Yeah, maybe.....if you're single minded enough and republican enough.....
He can't talk to anybody else or Pat Robertson and jimmy Swaggart will get him.
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quote:Originally posted by Highway: Beats a 72 year old virgan too I would think...
A 72 year old virgin. Hmmm, that'd be a tough call. On the one hand she's 72 years old, on the other hand she IS a virgin. Guess it would come down to a coin toss.
How do you know the 72 year old virgin isn't a HE?
But, then, I guess, as long as you are passing them to those guys as chattel, it's all just sick, sicker, and sickest.
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