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Ever cook on a grill? Maybe that's the answer you're looking for.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff101:
the one with the tin roof! LOL

akshully. ah hain't 'scaped from that one yet...
but ah'm workin' on it...

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Ok I'll answer,,,NO
Because one has been ruined by having contact with you, now? after a date with you she is probably cold as ice in a deep freeze.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff101:
Ok I'll answer,,,NO
Because one has been ruined by having contact with you, after a date with you she is probably cold as ice in a deep freeze.

Scary thought, hope it's not true.
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LOL his last date didn't get cold...
here she is now:
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Ummm, wow, ya think?
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I'll bet he calls her Ashley.
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Think we might figure out where he drinks his whiskey from?
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quote:
Originally posted by Upside:
I'll bet he calls her Ashley.

------------------------------------------------ Oh' my God.....Do ya think maybe Ashley needs to be sanitized?
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I've known quite a few Ashleys in my life and they're ALL HOT. You people don't seem to get it. The questions again is.....

Why are ALL "ASHLEYS" (female) HOT???

I need a straight answer from any of you(s). Thanks.

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quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
Did that answer my question though? NO! Again.... THE QUESTION IS.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

There are limits to what is allowed to be called a question, just as not every "sentence" is a statement.

In order that a "sentence" be a statement (or a question) a logical necessity is that the "sentence" actually make some sense, thus eliminating self contradictory strings of words, which, though they may be constructed to have excellent "gramatical" structure, are logically invalid and self defeating.

Such is the sentence, "This statement is false." and its logical equivalent "This statement is true." Similarly, there is "no set of all those people that like each other" nor a collection of "those people who attend one another's funeral".

Consider the "sentence", "Why is the Sun never hot", which by simple observation can be found to be absurd. The simple fact that one may ask that as a "question" does not make it so or make it have an answer. Any answer to a false assumption's truth defies fact an logic and to insist that someone give and answer to that "question" is, at best, lunatic. The sun isn't "never hot" so asking a question as to why it is "never hot" is not actually asking for anything that can be.

Notice that

"Why is the Sun never hot"

and

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS HOT"???

Have exactly the same gramatical structure and exactly the same logical structure.

SO SHUT THE H_LL UP!

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quote:
Originally posted by bdgee:
quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
Did that answer my question though? NO! Again.... THE QUESTION IS.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

There are limits to what is allowed to be called a question, just as not every "sentence" is a statement.

In order that a "sentence" be a statement (or a question) a logical necessity is that the "sentence" actually make some sense, thus eliminating self contradictory strings of words, which, though they may be constructed to have excellent "gramatical" structure, are logically invalid and self defeating.

Such is the sentence, "This statement is false." and its logical equivalent "This statement is true." Similarly, there is "no set of all those people that like each other" nor a collection of "those people who attend one another's funeral".

Consider the "sentence", "Why is the Sun never hot", which by simple observation can be found to be absurd. The simple fact that one may ask that as a "question" does not make it so or make it have an answer. Any answer to a false assumption's truth defies fact an logic and to insist that someone give and answer to that "question" is, at best, lunatic. The sun isn't "never hot" so asking a question as to why it is "never hot" is not actually asking for anything that can be.

Notice that

"Why is the Sun never hot"

and

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS HOT"???

Have exactly the same gramatical structure and exactly the same logical structure.

SO SHUT THE H_LL UP!

Now how do you expect a 16 year old to comprehend that?
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I don't.

heh heh heh

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quote:
Originally posted by bdgee:
quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
Did that answer my question though? NO! Again.... THE QUESTION IS.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

There are limits to what is allowed to be called a question, just as not every "sentence" is a statement.

In order that a "sentence" be a statement (or a question) a logical necessity is that the "sentence" actually make some sense, thus eliminating self contradictory strings of words, which, though they may be constructed to have excellent "gramatical" structure, are logically invalid and self defeating.

Such is the sentence, "This statement is false." and its logical equivalent "This statement is true." Similarly, there is "no set of all those people that like each other" nor a collection of "those people who attend one another's funeral".

Consider the "sentence", "Why is the Sun never hot", which by simple observation can be found to be absurd. The simple fact that one may ask that as a "question" does not make it so or make it have an answer. Any answer to a false assumption's truth defies fact an logic and to insist that someone give and answer to that "question" is, at best, lunatic. The sun isn't "never hot" so asking a question as to why it is "never hot" is not actually asking for anything that can be.

Notice that

"Why is the Sun never hot"

and

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS HOT"???

Have exactly the same gramatical structure and exactly the same logical structure.

SO SHUT THE H_LL UP!

Ah, I see badgedee is now a professor of astronomy..... And they call me crazy... LoL!

But badgedee..... That DID NOT answer my MAIN question. Remember, I did not ask you for scientific information about the sun. I asked,..... "WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

If you're such a "professor of everything", you should be able to answer this question for me. Put the sun, the moon and Jupiter aside and work on "Ashley".

Many thanks.

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The answer: They aren't.

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Nope... That was unacceptable.

The question of the rest of the year, or until someone has an actual answer is:.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

Your answer is greatly appreciated.

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I have a question, is there a company that makes a pesticide atleast a hundred times more powerful than " RAID! "
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No, Dusty Rhodes..... The question and title of this thread is, "WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

So you don't ask a question to answer the main question I'm asking.

So what's the answer. I'm still waiting for badgedee's answer since she a "professor of everything".

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Nearly 90 postings and still no answer.....

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Bob,

Do something about this jerk?

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Hang in there Bdgee...I am afraid as many other posters have posted, he is sick...It's beyond tolerance now, he is a liability to allstocks.
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He is a liability to common sense.

AGAIN:

Bob,

Do something about this jerk?

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Also, if you will remember back to last year many members of Allstocks were without a way to contacting the outside world, they were helped by the good folks of Allstocks...

We cannot have DWE messing up the works when people could be in peril...

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well DWE,
i suggest we forward this thread to your school principal so that person can be made aware that you have a sexual mania over "WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???
Ashleys....

i hope there aren't ever any in your class...

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Very good point glassman...With just a passing amount of thought about this situation, having this guy teaching children is a very disturbing thought. For a 4th grade elementry school teacher to be on the internet advocating alcohol use, is ,well, not the teachings of what an elementry school teacher, at a christian, or any other school, should be teaching.

If a male elementry school teacher was going on and on about young girls on the internet in our community, he would probably be fired if found out..

What if this guy has tought kids how to go on the internet and find his postings on Allstocks.

I think a line has been crossed here, maybe the school where he teaches should be notified. If I was a parent I would want to know how my little girls 4th grade teacher was behaving on the internet. If I found out I would remove my child from his class......This guy is really to spooky to trust in a 4th grade school room.

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quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
well DWE,
i suggest we forward this thread to your school principal so that person can be made aware that you have a sexual mania over "WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???
Ashleys....

i hope there aren't ever any in your class...

good point Glass... I didnt even think of that..

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That's a truly disturbing thought..
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Well well well..... Look at all these false accusations and slanderous remarks of me being a pedophile. It's just like you people to do such a thing and yet you people here are still wrong about me, a thousand % ! LoL. You people think you know it all but yet no matter what you say about me, but nothing applies to fit the description of who I really am. Even the "professor of everything", badgedee can't give me straight answers, never did.

Here's the funny thing.....

I started this thread with just one question in mind and the question simply was, "WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

What part of the question, "WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"?, you do NOT understand?

Thanks for all your input and comments HOWEVER, I AM NOT looking for comments! I AM looking for that ONE answer and here's the question once again.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

Now stop the slander, stop the accusations and SOMEONE give me the ANSWER! That's all I'm looking for on this thread. Thanks.

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Well well well..... Look at all these false accusations and slanderous remarks of me being a pedophile

i didn't make any slanderous or libelous remarks FWE...

i was just wondering if your boss knows about this....
it might be important....

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What boss? If you're talking about the Principal, he's not my boss but rather, a "higher associate" of mine. We go back quite a ways. He is "the one" who has the "hook-ups" for the NEXTEL Cup race tickets in Fontana, Calif as well. Whether if it was Winston or NEXTEL, I was THERE a few times because of him.

BUT ENOUGH of this! Back to the question of the decade.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

I seek that ONE STRAIGHT ANSWER to the MAIN question and NOT slanderous remarks or accusations.

Dean

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I desperately need somebody to answer the ultimate question of the decade.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

If the "Professor of EVERYTHING", Badgedee "cain't" answer this question, who can???

Can you, Dusty? Can you, Tony Bennett? Can you, Jordan Knight??? Can you Plastic Man??? I need an answer!!!

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How about you, Downside? How about you Purl Man? How bout you, Buy Texas???

Do you have an answer of WHY.....


ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???


WHY WHY WHY???

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I don't want your "comments". All I want is an answer. And when I get a "straight answer" from someone, I will quit asking this question. Over a 100 postings and still NO straight answer.

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Professor Badgedee.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

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Back to more important things.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

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