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All I life, I've met a ton of women named, "ASHLEY" and all the Ashleys I've met from past to present are ALWAYS HOT! Just last night, I met yet another "Ashley" and she was hot. WHY are ALL "ASHLEYS" hot?

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quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
All I life, I've met a ton of women named, "ASHLEY" and all the Ashleys I've met from past to present are ALWAYS HOT! Just last night, I met yet another "Ashley" and she was hot. WHY are ALL "ASHLEYS" hot?

It's in their jeans...

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gee DWE what's the point of this thread again? you met a hot chick last night and you couldn't wait to tell us about it? LOL

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Mary Kate ain't bad either. But Dean...television relationships never work. Too one sided.

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i wonder what Ashely Cole thinks?
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Balancing act: Ashley Cole in training

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I get the thigh trap, but why is his coach making him carry part of a cabbage?

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i dunno tex....
what game is they playin'?

statustactically speaking? a person with the first name of Ashely is male 41% of the time....

a person with the last name of Ashely is male 50% of the time...

do you like whiners tex? [Wink]
i don't, 'specially when they preach and lecture

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you dare ask that game question of the winningest rec coach in the great state? That, sir, is futbol...my youth group was Fusion Youth Futbol Association (FYFA...clever, huh? [Roll Eyes] )

whining I've seen, lol, but nothing that deserves either preach or lecture. In my book, ranting 'n raving would be a step *up*...

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quote:
Originally posted by jordanreed:
quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
All I life, I've met a ton of women named, "ASHLEY" and all the Ashleys I've met from past to present are ALWAYS HOT! Just last night, I met yet another "Ashley" and she was hot. WHY are ALL "ASHLEYS" hot?

It's in their jeans...
For ONCE, I must agree with you, Jordan Knight..... It's definitely in their "jeans". Oh, plus that long straight blond hair. [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
gee DWE what's the point of this thread again? you met a hot chick last night and you couldn't wait to tell us about it? LOL

You too plasticman..... I can for once agree with you just like I agreed with Jordan Knight. I started this thread NOT only to tell you about it but to brag because I carry bragging rights.

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quote:
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Originally posted by glassman:
gee DWE what's the point of this thread again? you met a hot chick last night and you couldn't wait to tell us about it? LOL

You too plasticman..... I can for once agree with you just like I agreed with Jordan Knight. I started this thread NOT only to tell you about it but to brag because I carry bragging rights.
Do tell! Brag away!
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Hey downside..... I live in L.A. man, and we've got the HOTTEST women in the whole country "plastic" or not. But I just can't get over how HOT women are in Miami, FL too. I just can't leave my Cubanas alone there either. I'm stuck in a situation where when I move to Miami, hopefully by the end of the year, I'll be leaving all these fine L.A. chicks behind. What do I do? For once, I'm lost and I don't know what to do. I only live in cities with the finest females around. I won't be coming to your town any time soon, that's for sure! [Big Grin]

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with all those beautiful females all over your azz, why are you so effin mean??

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Me? Mean? I'm one of the nicest people you'd ever meet. Let's go give "Ashley" a call right now to see what we're going to do tonight! Here in L.A., the party NEVER ENDS! I may meet a few more Ashleys too! There are plently of Ashleys here for everybody! Are you in, Jordan Knight? I'm sure you're tired of the same St. Paul women over there buried in the snow covered up with ski jackets all year around.

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for starters ..you call me either jordanreed or jordan..

and you're damn right about the womens bein covered most of the year...


one reason why I hope to be movin to Antigua come jan...(95% chance)


some babes here tho...

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lol, DWE with hot women....

DWE: "Hey, noticed you're hot...is your name Ashely?"

she: "could be...what do you do?"

DWE: "Well, I'm richer than all oilmen put together...

"and I'm thinking about moving to Miami

and dumping your STUPID BLONDE LIBERAL

AZZ for some HOT HOT CUBANOS

who never heard of Jimmy Stewart MUCH LESS

BILL CLINTON and getting myself OUT OF

THE GAY LIBERAL CAPITOL OF THE WORLD

WHERE YOU AND YOUR STUPID BLONDE SURFER

BROTHER/BOYFRIEND INCEST PROSTITUTES

SHOULD ALL DIE OF AIDS!"

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quote:
Originally posted by BuyTex:
lol, DWE with hot women....

DWE: "Hey, noticed you're hot...is your name Ashely?"

she: "could be...what do you do?"

DWE: "Well, I'm richer than all oilmen put together...

"and I'm thinking about moving to Miami

and dumping your STUPID BLONDE LIBERAL

AZZ for some HOT HOT CUBANOS

who never heard of Jimmy Stewart MUCH LESS

BILL CLINTON and getting myself OUT OF

THE GAY LIBERAL CAPITOL OF THE WORLD

WHERE YOU AND YOUR STUPID BLONDE SURFER

BROTHER/BOYFRIEND INCEST PROSTITUTES

SHOULD ALL DIE OF AIDS!"

sounds like a pretty good imitation...

I think you have him pegged

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he's nice as long as you fit his preconceived notions

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assley simpson..............NOT HOT!

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true dat!!

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lol, I'd like to see the looks on their faces, once they've realized WHO THEY"RE DEALING WITH!!!!!

Jordan, too funny--we should hire "Cheaters" to do a reverse-sting...

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oh to be a fly on the wall...lol

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quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
he's nice as long as you fit his preconceived notions

that's the single-worst post I've ever seen from you...

actually? that's not an apt description... your post and thought processes set such a high standard, I consider this equivalent to the running back who *never* fumbles, but then one day--he does, and shocks the entire stadium: fans, media, coaches, everybody...

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well, i'm trying not to give him anythng to whine about....
i still think theres a transvestite in this story somewhere [Big Grin]

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wish I could post the actual sound of my laughter...

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i was crackin up at your dwe impression

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it's a wonder he ever gets to post...

half the time he's on restriction by Bob, and i bet the other half he's on restriction by his parents....

he must sneak on-line when they are out....
he says he was out partying last night with Ashley?

if you check the growup thread? you'll notice he was actually here posting LOL

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quote:
Originally posted by jordanreed:
i was crackin up at your dwe impression

thanks...

geez, I could've gone on...

and on

and on

AND ON!

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Thanks for all your input on this topic but NONE of you have answered "the question".....

WHY are females named "ASHLEY" ALL HOT???

By the way, "Ashlee" Simpson is NOT HOT because her parents spelled "Ashley" wrong on her birth certificate, so she's not really a genuine "ASHLEY".

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They're not. I've known several that were, shall we say, "cosmetically challenged."

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that's what's so creepy about this thread....
in the south? Ashley is a common male name....

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Well, I'm not in the South however, I AM in "SOUTHERN" California and "Ashleys" here are female and HOT, plastic or not! Living in L.A. is like you guys watching "Baywatch" everyday on television.

Here's a few more "unisex" first names:

Leslie, Shannon, Kelly, and that's all I can think of for now.

P.S. I LOVE NASCAR on FOX Sundays!!! [Big Grin]

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I always suspected that about DWE...

LOL

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Originally posted by glassman:
that's what's so creepy about this thread....
in the south? Ashley is a common male name....



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Aren't you blessed that your folks didn't name you, "Gaylord Bennett", Tony Bennett?

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DWE, manages to get one date in Southern California and crows to the World about it?

Thats like crowing about a drink of water while swimming in the middle of a crystal clear lake.

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