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Posted by DWE on :
 
All I life, I've met a ton of women named, "ASHLEY" and all the Ashleys I've met from past to present are ALWAYS HOT! Just last night, I met yet another "Ashley" and she was hot. WHY are ALL "ASHLEYS" hot?
 
Posted by jordanreed on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
All I life, I've met a ton of women named, "ASHLEY" and all the Ashleys I've met from past to present are ALWAYS HOT! Just last night, I met yet another "Ashley" and she was hot. WHY are ALL "ASHLEYS" hot?

It's in their jeans...
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
gee DWE what's the point of this thread again? you met a hot chick last night and you couldn't wait to tell us about it? LOL
 
Posted by The Bigfoot on :
 
Mary Kate ain't bad either. But Dean...television relationships never work. Too one sided.
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
i wonder what Ashely Cole thinks?
 -
Balancing act: Ashley Cole in training
 
Posted by BuyTex on :
 
I get the thigh trap, but why is his coach making him carry part of a cabbage?
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
i dunno tex....
what game is they playin'?

statustactically speaking? a person with the first name of Ashely is male 41% of the time....

a person with the last name of Ashely is male 50% of the time...

do you like whiners tex? [Wink]
i don't, 'specially when they preach and lecture
 
Posted by BuyTex on :
 
you dare ask that game question of the winningest rec coach in the great state? That, sir, is futbol...my youth group was Fusion Youth Futbol Association (FYFA...clever, huh? [Roll Eyes] )

whining I've seen, lol, but nothing that deserves either preach or lecture. In my book, ranting 'n raving would be a step *up*...
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jordanreed:
quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
All I life, I've met a ton of women named, "ASHLEY" and all the Ashleys I've met from past to present are ALWAYS HOT! Just last night, I met yet another "Ashley" and she was hot. WHY are ALL "ASHLEYS" hot?

It's in their jeans...
For ONCE, I must agree with you, Jordan Knight..... It's definitely in their "jeans". Oh, plus that long straight blond hair. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
gee DWE what's the point of this thread again? you met a hot chick last night and you couldn't wait to tell us about it? LOL

You too plasticman..... I can for once agree with you just like I agreed with Jordan Knight. I started this thread NOT only to tell you about it but to brag because I carry bragging rights.
 
Posted by Upside on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
gee DWE what's the point of this thread again? you met a hot chick last night and you couldn't wait to tell us about it? LOL

You too plasticman..... I can for once agree with you just like I agreed with Jordan Knight. I started this thread NOT only to tell you about it but to brag because I carry bragging rights.
Do tell! Brag away!
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Hey downside..... I live in L.A. man, and we've got the HOTTEST women in the whole country "plastic" or not. But I just can't get over how HOT women are in Miami, FL too. I just can't leave my Cubanas alone there either. I'm stuck in a situation where when I move to Miami, hopefully by the end of the year, I'll be leaving all these fine L.A. chicks behind. What do I do? For once, I'm lost and I don't know what to do. I only live in cities with the finest females around. I won't be coming to your town any time soon, that's for sure! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by jordanreed on :
 
with all those beautiful females all over your azz, why are you so effin mean??
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Me? Mean? I'm one of the nicest people you'd ever meet. Let's go give "Ashley" a call right now to see what we're going to do tonight! Here in L.A., the party NEVER ENDS! I may meet a few more Ashleys too! There are plently of Ashleys here for everybody! Are you in, Jordan Knight? I'm sure you're tired of the same St. Paul women over there buried in the snow covered up with ski jackets all year around.
 
Posted by jordanreed on :
 
for starters ..you call me either jordanreed or jordan..

and you're damn right about the womens bein covered most of the year...


one reason why I hope to be movin to Antigua come jan...(95% chance)


some babes here tho...
 
Posted by BuyTex on :
 
lol, DWE with hot women....

DWE: "Hey, noticed you're hot...is your name Ashely?"

she: "could be...what do you do?"

DWE: "Well, I'm richer than all oilmen put together...

"and I'm thinking about moving to Miami

and dumping your STUPID BLONDE LIBERAL

AZZ for some HOT HOT CUBANOS

who never heard of Jimmy Stewart MUCH LESS

BILL CLINTON and getting myself OUT OF

THE GAY LIBERAL CAPITOL OF THE WORLD

WHERE YOU AND YOUR STUPID BLONDE SURFER

BROTHER/BOYFRIEND INCEST PROSTITUTES

SHOULD ALL DIE OF AIDS!"
 
Posted by jordanreed on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by BuyTex:
lol, DWE with hot women....

DWE: "Hey, noticed you're hot...is your name Ashely?"

she: "could be...what do you do?"

DWE: "Well, I'm richer than all oilmen put together...

"and I'm thinking about moving to Miami

and dumping your STUPID BLONDE LIBERAL

AZZ for some HOT HOT CUBANOS

who never heard of Jimmy Stewart MUCH LESS

BILL CLINTON and getting myself OUT OF

THE GAY LIBERAL CAPITOL OF THE WORLD

WHERE YOU AND YOUR STUPID BLONDE SURFER

BROTHER/BOYFRIEND INCEST PROSTITUTES

SHOULD ALL DIE OF AIDS!"

sounds like a pretty good imitation...

I think you have him pegged
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
he's nice as long as you fit his preconceived notions
 
Posted by rimasco on :
 
assley simpson..............NOT HOT!
 
Posted by jordanreed on :
 
true dat!!
 
Posted by BuyTex on :
 
lol, I'd like to see the looks on their faces, once they've realized WHO THEY"RE DEALING WITH!!!!!

Jordan, too funny--we should hire "Cheaters" to do a reverse-sting...
 
Posted by jordanreed on :
 
oh to be a fly on the wall...lol
 
Posted by BuyTex on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
he's nice as long as you fit his preconceived notions

that's the single-worst post I've ever seen from you...

actually? that's not an apt description... your post and thought processes set such a high standard, I consider this equivalent to the running back who *never* fumbles, but then one day--he does, and shocks the entire stadium: fans, media, coaches, everybody...
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
well, i'm trying not to give him anythng to whine about....
i still think theres a transvestite in this story somewhere [Big Grin]
 
Posted by BuyTex on :
 
wish I could post the actual sound of my laughter...
 
Posted by jordanreed on :
 
i was crackin up at your dwe impression
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
it's a wonder he ever gets to post...

half the time he's on restriction by Bob, and i bet the other half he's on restriction by his parents....

he must sneak on-line when they are out....
he says he was out partying last night with Ashley?

if you check the growup thread? you'll notice he was actually here posting LOL
 
Posted by BuyTex on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jordanreed:
i was crackin up at your dwe impression

thanks...

geez, I could've gone on...

and on

and on

AND ON!
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Thanks for all your input on this topic but NONE of you have answered "the question".....

WHY are females named "ASHLEY" ALL HOT???

By the way, "Ashlee" Simpson is NOT HOT because her parents spelled "Ashley" wrong on her birth certificate, so she's not really a genuine "ASHLEY".
 
Posted by Gordon Bennett on :
 
They're not. I've known several that were, shall we say, "cosmetically challenged."
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
that's what's so creepy about this thread....
in the south? Ashley is a common male name....
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Well, I'm not in the South however, I AM in "SOUTHERN" California and "Ashleys" here are female and HOT, plastic or not! Living in L.A. is like you guys watching "Baywatch" everyday on television.

Here's a few more "unisex" first names:

Leslie, Shannon, Kelly, and that's all I can think of for now.

P.S. I LOVE NASCAR on FOX Sundays!!! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Gordon Bennett on :
 
I always suspected that about DWE...

LOL

quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
that's what's so creepy about this thread....
in the south? Ashley is a common male name....


 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Aren't you blessed that your folks didn't name you, "Gaylord Bennett", Tony Bennett?
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
DWE, manages to get one date in Southern California and crows to the World about it?

Thats like crowing about a drink of water while swimming in the middle of a crystal clear lake.
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
No. There's plenty more to brag about, however, I am a Father and my kid is right behind me cheering for Dale Earnhardt Jr. so therefore, I won't go on about this topic for now. And Dusty..... You're in Oregon where most women are skilled lumberjacks so you shouldn't be talking. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
DWE, come on, tell us the truth, are you 12-13 yrs old?
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
I don't believe that there is ONE chick named "Ashley" that exists in Oregon. I'm just speculating that in Oregon, the most common names for a female is "Bertha", and "Henrietta" while we have here in L.A., "Ashleys", we have our "Sarahs", we have our "Jessicas", we have out "Stephanies" and so on... No "Bertas" and/or "Henriettas" here.
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
yeah, but why would they wanna go out with a guy that drives rusted out el caminoes?

[ June 11, 2006, 17:50: Message edited by: glassman ]
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Oh, that's because they're not rusted out. I only buy nearly flawless El Caminos either fully restored or original under 40,000 original miles without a scratch, a ding, scuff on em'. They're out there. You just need to look for em'. And the "SS" on my EC, makes it even more special! That's why these Ashleys wanna go out with a guy that drives a "nearly perfect" El Camino "SS"! [Smile]
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
What in the World has become of DWE'S ghost writer? Vacation?
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
One week off of school and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it. Then teaching SUMMER SCHOOL til August! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
But yet nobody has the answer to the question of WHY all females named "Ashley" are HOT!!!
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
Just think folks, a mear few days ago we had adults posting, intelligent banter, and discusion of issues.........Now? just the nonesense of a pest.
 
Posted by jordanreed on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
One week off of school and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it. Then teaching SUMMER SCHOOL til August! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

why is that funny?
 
Posted by BuyTex on :
 
Jordan, it's painful to watch...something tragic is in play here, I fear...
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jordanreed:
quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
One week off of school and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it. Then teaching SUMMER SCHOOL til August! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

why is that funny?
Because "teaching" an elementary school class for me is just as fascinating and enjoyable as watching a NEXTEL Cup race, two totally different things. But that's how much I love teaching and that's how much I love NEXTEL Cup racing!!! I "CAIN'T" wait til Summer School starts!

My students and school faculty have asked me to come back when the new semester begins in September. I may not be back when September comes but at least I will see most of my students during the next 2 months of summer school and having my little girl in my class this summer will be an EXTRA treat! "EDUCATION" is most important!!! Unfortunately you people don't think the same.
 
Posted by Gordon Bennett on :
 
And I'm sure your wife is more than happy to loan you out. I bet she's even tried moving out while you're away...

P.S. Disregard that last statement as I'm quite sure you still live with your mother.

quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
That's why these Ashleys wanna go out with a guy that drives a "nearly perfect" El Camino "SS"! [Smile]


 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Nope. It's just me and my lil 9 yr old princess. Oh, and the gopher..... [Big Grin]

My princess has a birthday coming up. She turns 10. Thinking about getting her a PSP since she's done so well in the 4th grade. What do you think?
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Jim Beam..... Much respect to you over Jack Daniels ANY DAY!

Kentucky over Tennessee!!!

Jack Daniels..... You "ain't" SH!T!!!

JIM BEAM EVERYBODY!!! JIM BEAM!!! JIM BEAM!!! JIM BEAM!!!

The "beverage" of choice for Hank Williams, Jr. and D.W.E.!!!
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Jim Beam, ladies & gentlemen! JIM BEAM!!!
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
ASHLEYS, JESSICAS, STEPHANIES, SARAHS, MELISSAS, even "BRITNEYS" ARE USUALLY ALWAYS HOT!!!

WHY WHY WHY!!!


City of Angels, Los Angeles.....!!! MIAMI, FLORIDA!!! YOU'RE MINE! YOU'RE MINE!!!!!

WOMEN are the HOTTEST in Southern California and South Beach, Miami EVER!!!

I LOVE L.A., California & MIAMI, FLORIDA!!! [Big Grin] !!!
 
Posted by Repoman75 on :
 
DWE = an elementary school teacher who drives fast cars, drinks a lot of whiskey, and dates a lot of skanks.

No wonder why our education system stinks, and we're becoming a third world nation.
 
Posted by bdgee on :
 
elementary school teacher

fast cars

whiskey

dates a lot of skanks

I see nothing wrong with any one of those passtimes. A normal guy that does all of them should have enough to not only keep himself entertained, but to be fully sated and a pleasant individual.

So?

That being true, what obviously queer makeup causes the dweeb to be what he is?
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
You know you love me, Badgedee. I'm on vacation! Leave me alone!
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
Tex says painful...I say reading DWE posts is like having a root canal without any pain killer.
 
Posted by jordanreed on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
You know you love me, Badgedee. I'm on vacation! Leave me alone!

then go vacate and leave US alone!!
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
DWE, is one strange Duck..one 3 footed 1 winged squaking away like a chicken, postal heading, lunitic.
 
Posted by rkitch on :
 
Dustoff101, I literally had to laugh out loud at what you just posted. Thought we got rid of DWE a couple months back.
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Are you people still lost? The MAIN question is:.....

WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT???

I need answers, not comments!
 
Posted by jordanreed on :
 
your question does not beg an answer...

but you do like to put people into pigeonholes...

does it make it easier for ya?

life must be pretty simple at your level...
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Jordan Knight... That's a comment with a question. You can't answer the "ultimate question" with a comment and with another question.

The "ultimate question" is: WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT???

I'm not asking for your comment, and I'm not asking for you to ask me a question. I just need an ANSWER to the question I'M asking!
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
it's sad really....


do you lose much sleep over questions like this?

this thread seems like the ravings of a tweaker.....
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Is that your final answer to "WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

Wrong answer!

I need the correct answer!
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
no, you "need" psychiactric help....
and repo needs a down on their luck family to kick to the curb so he can re-affirm his usefulness to society
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
What you need is to go back to the institution you escaped from.
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
which one? i've escaped from several [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
the one with the tin roof! LOL
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
maybe an intervention on DWE? The kid is really becoming un-balanced.
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Did that answer my question though? NO! Again.... THE QUESTION IS.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???
 
Posted by Upside on :
 
Ever cook on a grill? Maybe that's the answer you're looking for.
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff101:
the one with the tin roof! LOL

akshully. ah hain't 'scaped from that one yet...
but ah'm workin' on it...
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
Ok I'll answer,,,NO
Because one has been ruined by having contact with you, now? after a date with you she is probably cold as ice in a deep freeze.
 
Posted by Upside on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff101:
Ok I'll answer,,,NO
Because one has been ruined by having contact with you, after a date with you she is probably cold as ice in a deep freeze.

Scary thought, hope it's not true.
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
LOL his last date didn't get cold...
here she is now:
 -
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
Ummm, wow, ya think?
 
Posted by Upside on :
 
I'll bet he calls her Ashley.
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
Think we might figure out where he drinks his whiskey from?
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Upside:
I'll bet he calls her Ashley.

------------------------------------------------ Oh' my God.....Do ya think maybe Ashley needs to be sanitized?
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
I've known quite a few Ashleys in my life and they're ALL HOT. You people don't seem to get it. The questions again is.....

Why are ALL "ASHLEYS" (female) HOT???

I need a straight answer from any of you(s). Thanks.

Dean
 
Posted by bdgee on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
Did that answer my question though? NO! Again.... THE QUESTION IS.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

There are limits to what is allowed to be called a question, just as not every "sentence" is a statement.

In order that a "sentence" be a statement (or a question) a logical necessity is that the "sentence" actually make some sense, thus eliminating self contradictory strings of words, which, though they may be constructed to have excellent "gramatical" structure, are logically invalid and self defeating.

Such is the sentence, "This statement is false." and its logical equivalent "This statement is true." Similarly, there is "no set of all those people that like each other" nor a collection of "those people who attend one another's funeral".

Consider the "sentence", "Why is the Sun never hot", which by simple observation can be found to be absurd. The simple fact that one may ask that as a "question" does not make it so or make it have an answer. Any answer to a false assumption's truth defies fact an logic and to insist that someone give and answer to that "question" is, at best, lunatic. The sun isn't "never hot" so asking a question as to why it is "never hot" is not actually asking for anything that can be.

Notice that

"Why is the Sun never hot"

and

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS HOT"???

Have exactly the same gramatical structure and exactly the same logical structure.

SO SHUT THE H_LL UP!
 
Posted by Upside on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by bdgee:
quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
Did that answer my question though? NO! Again.... THE QUESTION IS.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

There are limits to what is allowed to be called a question, just as not every "sentence" is a statement.

In order that a "sentence" be a statement (or a question) a logical necessity is that the "sentence" actually make some sense, thus eliminating self contradictory strings of words, which, though they may be constructed to have excellent "gramatical" structure, are logically invalid and self defeating.

Such is the sentence, "This statement is false." and its logical equivalent "This statement is true." Similarly, there is "no set of all those people that like each other" nor a collection of "those people who attend one another's funeral".

Consider the "sentence", "Why is the Sun never hot", which by simple observation can be found to be absurd. The simple fact that one may ask that as a "question" does not make it so or make it have an answer. Any answer to a false assumption's truth defies fact an logic and to insist that someone give and answer to that "question" is, at best, lunatic. The sun isn't "never hot" so asking a question as to why it is "never hot" is not actually asking for anything that can be.

Notice that

"Why is the Sun never hot"

and

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS HOT"???

Have exactly the same gramatical structure and exactly the same logical structure.

SO SHUT THE H_LL UP!

Now how do you expect a 16 year old to comprehend that?
 
Posted by bdgee on :
 
I don't.

heh heh heh
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by bdgee:
quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
Did that answer my question though? NO! Again.... THE QUESTION IS.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

There are limits to what is allowed to be called a question, just as not every "sentence" is a statement.

In order that a "sentence" be a statement (or a question) a logical necessity is that the "sentence" actually make some sense, thus eliminating self contradictory strings of words, which, though they may be constructed to have excellent "gramatical" structure, are logically invalid and self defeating.

Such is the sentence, "This statement is false." and its logical equivalent "This statement is true." Similarly, there is "no set of all those people that like each other" nor a collection of "those people who attend one another's funeral".

Consider the "sentence", "Why is the Sun never hot", which by simple observation can be found to be absurd. The simple fact that one may ask that as a "question" does not make it so or make it have an answer. Any answer to a false assumption's truth defies fact an logic and to insist that someone give and answer to that "question" is, at best, lunatic. The sun isn't "never hot" so asking a question as to why it is "never hot" is not actually asking for anything that can be.

Notice that

"Why is the Sun never hot"

and

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS HOT"???

Have exactly the same gramatical structure and exactly the same logical structure.

SO SHUT THE H_LL UP!

Ah, I see badgedee is now a professor of astronomy..... And they call me crazy... LoL!

But badgedee..... That DID NOT answer my MAIN question. Remember, I did not ask you for scientific information about the sun. I asked,..... "WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

If you're such a "professor of everything", you should be able to answer this question for me. Put the sun, the moon and Jupiter aside and work on "Ashley".

Many thanks.

Dean
 
Posted by Gordon Bennett on :
 
The answer: They aren't.
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Nope... That was unacceptable.

The question of the rest of the year, or until someone has an actual answer is:.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

Your answer is greatly appreciated.
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
I have a question, is there a company that makes a pesticide atleast a hundred times more powerful than " RAID! "
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
No, Dusty Rhodes..... The question and title of this thread is, "WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

So you don't ask a question to answer the main question I'm asking.

So what's the answer. I'm still waiting for badgedee's answer since she a "professor of everything".
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Nearly 90 postings and still no answer.....
 
Posted by bdgee on :
 
Bob,

Do something about this jerk?
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
Hang in there Bdgee...I am afraid as many other posters have posted, he is sick...It's beyond tolerance now, he is a liability to allstocks.
 
Posted by bdgee on :
 
He is a liability to common sense.

AGAIN:

Bob,

Do something about this jerk?
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
Also, if you will remember back to last year many members of Allstocks were without a way to contacting the outside world, they were helped by the good folks of Allstocks...

We cannot have DWE messing up the works when people could be in peril...
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
well DWE,
i suggest we forward this thread to your school principal so that person can be made aware that you have a sexual mania over "WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???
Ashleys....

i hope there aren't ever any in your class...
 
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
 
Very good point glassman...With just a passing amount of thought about this situation, having this guy teaching children is a very disturbing thought. For a 4th grade elementry school teacher to be on the internet advocating alcohol use, is ,well, not the teachings of what an elementry school teacher, at a christian, or any other school, should be teaching.

If a male elementry school teacher was going on and on about young girls on the internet in our community, he would probably be fired if found out..

What if this guy has tought kids how to go on the internet and find his postings on Allstocks.

I think a line has been crossed here, maybe the school where he teaches should be notified. If I was a parent I would want to know how my little girls 4th grade teacher was behaving on the internet. If I found out I would remove my child from his class......This guy is really to spooky to trust in a 4th grade school room.
 
Posted by jordanreed on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
well DWE,
i suggest we forward this thread to your school principal so that person can be made aware that you have a sexual mania over "WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???
Ashleys....

i hope there aren't ever any in your class...

good point Glass... I didnt even think of that..
 
Posted by Upside on :
 
That's a truly disturbing thought..
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Well well well..... Look at all these false accusations and slanderous remarks of me being a pedophile. It's just like you people to do such a thing and yet you people here are still wrong about me, a thousand % ! LoL. You people think you know it all but yet no matter what you say about me, but nothing applies to fit the description of who I really am. Even the "professor of everything", badgedee can't give me straight answers, never did.

Here's the funny thing.....

I started this thread with just one question in mind and the question simply was, "WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

What part of the question, "WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"?, you do NOT understand?

Thanks for all your input and comments HOWEVER, I AM NOT looking for comments! I AM looking for that ONE answer and here's the question once again.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

Now stop the slander, stop the accusations and SOMEONE give me the ANSWER! That's all I'm looking for on this thread. Thanks.

Dean
 
Posted by glassman on :
 
Well well well..... Look at all these false accusations and slanderous remarks of me being a pedophile

i didn't make any slanderous or libelous remarks FWE...

i was just wondering if your boss knows about this....
it might be important....
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
What boss? If you're talking about the Principal, he's not my boss but rather, a "higher associate" of mine. We go back quite a ways. He is "the one" who has the "hook-ups" for the NEXTEL Cup race tickets in Fontana, Calif as well. Whether if it was Winston or NEXTEL, I was THERE a few times because of him.

BUT ENOUGH of this! Back to the question of the decade.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

I seek that ONE STRAIGHT ANSWER to the MAIN question and NOT slanderous remarks or accusations.

Dean
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
I desperately need somebody to answer the ultimate question of the decade.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

If the "Professor of EVERYTHING", Badgedee "cain't" answer this question, who can???

Can you, Dusty? Can you, Tony Bennett? Can you, Jordan Knight??? Can you Plastic Man??? I need an answer!!!
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
How about you, Downside? How about you Purl Man? How bout you, Buy Texas???

Do you have an answer of WHY.....


ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???


WHY WHY WHY???
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
I don't want your "comments". All I want is an answer. And when I get a "straight answer" from someone, I will quit asking this question. Over a 100 postings and still NO straight answer.
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Professor Badgedee.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???
 
Posted by DWE on :
 
Back to more important things.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???
 
Posted by renrob05 on :
 
Dam...DWE, your freaking weird.
 
Posted by Gordon Bennett on :
 
He's also freaking history.
 
Posted by BuyTex on :
 
GAWD...

when I saw this pop up in active topics?

I felt like the little girl in "Poltergeist"
 
Posted by bdgee on :
 
I like freakin hostory, Gordo.
 


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