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DWE
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No. There's plenty more to brag about, however, I am a Father and my kid is right behind me cheering for Dale Earnhardt Jr. so therefore, I won't go on about this topic for now. And Dusty..... You're in Oregon where most women are skilled lumberjacks so you shouldn't be talking. [Big Grin]

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DWE, come on, tell us the truth, are you 12-13 yrs old?
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I don't believe that there is ONE chick named "Ashley" that exists in Oregon. I'm just speculating that in Oregon, the most common names for a female is "Bertha", and "Henrietta" while we have here in L.A., "Ashleys", we have our "Sarahs", we have our "Jessicas", we have out "Stephanies" and so on... No "Bertas" and/or "Henriettas" here.

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yeah, but why would they wanna go out with a guy that drives rusted out el caminoes?

[ June 11, 2006, 17:50: Message edited by: glassman ]

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Oh, that's because they're not rusted out. I only buy nearly flawless El Caminos either fully restored or original under 40,000 original miles without a scratch, a ding, scuff on em'. They're out there. You just need to look for em'. And the "SS" on my EC, makes it even more special! That's why these Ashleys wanna go out with a guy that drives a "nearly perfect" El Camino "SS"! [Smile]

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What in the World has become of DWE'S ghost writer? Vacation?
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One week off of school and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it. Then teaching SUMMER SCHOOL til August! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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But yet nobody has the answer to the question of WHY all females named "Ashley" are HOT!!!

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Just think folks, a mear few days ago we had adults posting, intelligent banter, and discusion of issues.........Now? just the nonesense of a pest.
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quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
One week off of school and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it. Then teaching SUMMER SCHOOL til August! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

why is that funny?

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Jordan, it's painful to watch...something tragic is in play here, I fear...

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quote:
Originally posted by jordanreed:
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Originally posted by DWE:
One week off of school and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it. Then teaching SUMMER SCHOOL til August! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

why is that funny?
Because "teaching" an elementary school class for me is just as fascinating and enjoyable as watching a NEXTEL Cup race, two totally different things. But that's how much I love teaching and that's how much I love NEXTEL Cup racing!!! I "CAIN'T" wait til Summer School starts!

My students and school faculty have asked me to come back when the new semester begins in September. I may not be back when September comes but at least I will see most of my students during the next 2 months of summer school and having my little girl in my class this summer will be an EXTRA treat! "EDUCATION" is most important!!! Unfortunately you people don't think the same.

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And I'm sure your wife is more than happy to loan you out. I bet she's even tried moving out while you're away...

P.S. Disregard that last statement as I'm quite sure you still live with your mother.

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That's why these Ashleys wanna go out with a guy that drives a "nearly perfect" El Camino "SS"! [Smile]



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Nope. It's just me and my lil 9 yr old princess. Oh, and the gopher..... [Big Grin]

My princess has a birthday coming up. She turns 10. Thinking about getting her a PSP since she's done so well in the 4th grade. What do you think?

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Jim Beam..... Much respect to you over Jack Daniels ANY DAY!

Kentucky over Tennessee!!!

Jack Daniels..... You "ain't" SH!T!!!

JIM BEAM EVERYBODY!!! JIM BEAM!!! JIM BEAM!!! JIM BEAM!!!

The "beverage" of choice for Hank Williams, Jr. and D.W.E.!!!

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Jim Beam, ladies & gentlemen! JIM BEAM!!!

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ASHLEYS, JESSICAS, STEPHANIES, SARAHS, MELISSAS, even "BRITNEYS" ARE USUALLY ALWAYS HOT!!!

WHY WHY WHY!!!


City of Angels, Los Angeles.....!!! MIAMI, FLORIDA!!! YOU'RE MINE! YOU'RE MINE!!!!!

WOMEN are the HOTTEST in Southern California and South Beach, Miami EVER!!!

I LOVE L.A., California & MIAMI, FLORIDA!!! [Big Grin] !!!

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DWE = an elementary school teacher who drives fast cars, drinks a lot of whiskey, and dates a lot of skanks.

No wonder why our education system stinks, and we're becoming a third world nation.

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elementary school teacher

fast cars

whiskey

dates a lot of skanks

I see nothing wrong with any one of those passtimes. A normal guy that does all of them should have enough to not only keep himself entertained, but to be fully sated and a pleasant individual.

So?

That being true, what obviously queer makeup causes the dweeb to be what he is?

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You know you love me, Badgedee. I'm on vacation! Leave me alone!

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Tex says painful...I say reading DWE posts is like having a root canal without any pain killer.
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quote:
Originally posted by DWE:
You know you love me, Badgedee. I'm on vacation! Leave me alone!

then go vacate and leave US alone!!

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DWE, is one strange Duck..one 3 footed 1 winged squaking away like a chicken, postal heading, lunitic.
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Dustoff101, I literally had to laugh out loud at what you just posted. Thought we got rid of DWE a couple months back.
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Are you people still lost? The MAIN question is:.....

WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT???

I need answers, not comments!

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your question does not beg an answer...

but you do like to put people into pigeonholes...

does it make it easier for ya?

life must be pretty simple at your level...

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Jordan Knight... That's a comment with a question. You can't answer the "ultimate question" with a comment and with another question.

The "ultimate question" is: WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT???

I'm not asking for your comment, and I'm not asking for you to ask me a question. I just need an ANSWER to the question I'M asking!

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it's sad really....


do you lose much sleep over questions like this?

this thread seems like the ravings of a tweaker.....

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Is that your final answer to "WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

Wrong answer!

I need the correct answer!

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no, you "need" psychiactric help....
and repo needs a down on their luck family to kick to the curb so he can re-affirm his usefulness to society

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What you need is to go back to the institution you escaped from.
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which one? i've escaped from several [Big Grin]

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the one with the tin roof! LOL
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maybe an intervention on DWE? The kid is really becoming un-balanced.
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Did that answer my question though? NO! Again.... THE QUESTION IS.....

"WHY ARE ALL ASHLEYS (female) HOT"???

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