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with his bum ticker think he should be growing roses or whittling wood.what doctor tells his heart patient to go out in the woods and shoot 12 gauges at birds?
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quote:“The vice president didn’t see him,” she continued. “The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by God, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good.”
COVER-UP! "It the guy's fault! He didn't yell out when he changed positions!"
lol, pretty funny. Reminds me of when Ford came down here and ate a tamale with the shuck still on...
Peppered! ahhhh man, it never stops...Bush continually shoots himself in the foot-in-his-mouth, now Cheney PEPPERS his buddy...
I'm gonna pour a whiskey...
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lol, if you like wine I know of a nice little winery in Washington state called Covey Run...their merlot, complete with quail on the label, has a nice Peppery finish!
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What I want to know is what state does his hunting license say he is from?
IF it says Texas, then he lied when he ran as dubya's veep, cause he claimed then he was from Wyoming (it's against the Constitution, ya see), even though he had lived and voted as a r3esident of Dallas since he left from the Previous Republican administration.
Or was he just hunting without a license?
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quote:Originally posted by bdgee: What I want to know is what state does his hunting license say he is from?
IF it says Texas, then he lied when he ran as dubya's veep, cause he claimed then he was from Wyoming (it's against the Constitution, ya see), even though he had lived and voted as a r3esident of Dallas since he left from the Previous Republican administration.
Or was he just hunting without a license?
even funnier, beedge--get im busted for a bad hunting license...ooh
see what I mean? what a circus!!!!
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Don't understand news said he thought the man was a bird. How do you mistake a man for a bird? Seems like a pretty lame excuse to me.
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Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys PC 370.00
370.01 Any person with a valid in-state rodent or snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes.
370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited.
370.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed immediately to the nearest car wash.
370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft.
370.05 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys.
370.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon.
370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals or brothels.
370.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same.
370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
370.10 Bag and Possession Limits per day: Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2 Two-faced tortfeasors, 1 Back-stabbing divorce litigators, 3 Horn-rimmed cut-throats, 2 Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4 Honest attorneys protected (Endangered Species Act)
ARS 8007.21 It is illegal to take attorneys with a moving vehicle unless there are no measurable skid marks at the kill site.
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