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after 20 and a half years the wife announced
she is divorcing me... for the couple of weeks it was before the moving truck showed up i ask her not to go.... but on the last day I told her.

you leaving a vacancy in the blueranger orginazation, I am going to run an ad and accept applications for your replacement... so i did.

I went to one of those online personnels... posted a picture of me and started receiving applications....

i woke up the day the moving truck showed up... i called one up and went to meet her...

so now i need your advise... viagria or ensight

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o my...

this could be a telephone deal...

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Keep interviewing if she requires you to think about Yiagra..lots of interviewing could keep ya single and happy..
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blue, maybe you should consider taking "Life Drawing" at the local community college....

drugs won't be necessary [Wink]

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My wife and I did one of those compatability test for a dating service, eharmony, I think. According to it, we should divorce. We are not made for each other. Maybe she can matchup to your requirements...... LOL......
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does she come with a bass boat??

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No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........
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Neither, both have (or will be found to have) side effects.

Go to your health store and buy chelation supplements which are taken orally. This will clean out your arteries for improved blood flow.

Also, cardio vascular exercise and a diet to include fruits, vegtables, grains, nuts and legumes (beans) will improve your circulation and strengthen your heart. Cut back on refined sugars and white flour (these are milled and are void of live enzymes).

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blue, You should write a country song. I'd sure listen to it.

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she has given me a key to her house and she
does my laundry

I really feel like i have traded up.

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quote:
Originally posted by Peaser01:
blue, You should write a country song. I'd sure listen to it.

Me too!
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I think if i analyze it I was single for about an hour....

this girl is so good to me...

alas she does not have a bass boat but she owns a couple of lakes...

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i will make a confession to you all..

when we are 20 you have to chase the women and all that but now the shoe is on the other foot.

i am very tempted to just be a giglo

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I did enjoy the hour that I was single..

I will admit I slept alone one night i think...

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quote:
Originally posted by tuck:
No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........

Tuck--she just showed up here, again! Should I turn off the computer?

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she owns a couple of lakes... i think
that is better than a bass boat...

think about it stocked lakes...

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So she's stacked with stocked lakes?
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its nice to be loved...

if any of you guys need some help let me know..

just post a picture of your dog and say

"must love dogs"

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blueranger,

Whagt if my dog is really an ugly mutt?

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i tell you,
i was down and out and depressed..
and i decided not to be down and out anymore.
so i thought i just post a picture of me and
see what happens...

well, you would not believe the lonely women out there...

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I must be sort of an ugly mutt myself, but I'm not offended. That's your problem, lookin at me.
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hmmmmm... i better ask Bob to delete this thread before my wife sees it....i might get in trouble about the bass boat thingy [Big Grin]

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i think i was single for about 45 minutes..

i always knew the digs chicked me....

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blueranger PM me
thanks,
mike, Valley Station

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quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
hmmmmm... i better ask Bob to delete this thread before my wife sees it....i might get in trouble about the bass boat thingy [Big Grin]

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When ya hit 50 the wife won't care anymore..
They start laughing a lot more toooo.

They get real good at trading things in to..

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quote:
Originally posted by tuck:
No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........

Sooo Blueranger.. Tell me a little bit about yourself.

Let's just see how compatable we are. [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by Tuck's_Wife:
quote:
Originally posted by tuck:
No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........

Sooo Blueranger.. Tell me a little bit about yourself ;-) Let's just see how compatable we are.
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This is getting kinda steamy! LOL
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quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff101:
quote:
Originally posted by Tuck's_Wife:
quote:
Originally posted by tuck:
No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........

Sooo Blueranger.. Tell me a little bit about yourself ;-) Let's just see how compatable we are.
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Tucks-wife, is tuck still amongst the breathing?

Yeah but, I sent him trout fishing. [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by 4Art:
This is getting kinda steamy! LOL

Hi David. [Wink]

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funny

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Hello Tex [Wink]

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wassup!

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See, Tex is at it again.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff101:
See, Tex is at it again.

LMAO; I guess he is the ladies man [Wink]

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