after 20 and a half years the wife announced she is divorcing me... for the couple of weeks it was before the moving truck showed up i ask her not to go.... but on the last day I told her.
you leaving a vacancy in the blueranger orginazation, I am going to run an ad and accept applications for your replacement... so i did.
I went to one of those online personnels... posted a picture of me and started receiving applications....
i woke up the day the moving truck showed up... i called one up and went to meet her...
so now i need your advise... viagria or ensight
Posted by BuyTex on :
o my...
this could be a telephone deal...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Keep interviewing if she requires you to think about Yiagra..lots of interviewing could keep ya single and happy..
Posted by glassman on :
blue, maybe you should consider taking "Life Drawing" at the local community college....
drugs won't be necessary Posted by tuck on :
My wife and I did one of those compatability test for a dating service, eharmony, I think. According to it, we should divorce. We are not made for each other. Maybe she can matchup to your requirements...... LOL......
Posted by glassman on :
does she come with a bass boat??
Posted by tuck on :
No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........
Posted by Patrick on :
Neither, both have (or will be found to have) side effects.
Go to your health store and buy chelation supplements which are taken orally. This will clean out your arteries for improved blood flow.
Also, cardio vascular exercise and a diet to include fruits, vegtables, grains, nuts and legumes (beans) will improve your circulation and strengthen your heart. Cut back on refined sugars and white flour (these are milled and are void of live enzymes).
Posted by Peaser01 on :
blue, You should write a country song. I'd sure listen to it.
Posted by blueranger on :
she has given me a key to her house and she does my laundry
I really feel like i have traded up.
Posted by LEO on :
quote:Originally posted by Peaser01: blue, You should write a country song. I'd sure listen to it.
Me too!
Posted by blueranger on :
I think if i analyze it I was single for about an hour....
this girl is so good to me...
alas she does not have a bass boat but she owns a couple of lakes...
Posted by blueranger on :
i will make a confession to you all..
when we are 20 you have to chase the women and all that but now the shoe is on the other foot.
i am very tempted to just be a giglo
Posted by blueranger on :
I did enjoy the hour that I was single..
I will admit I slept alone one night i think...
Posted by BuyTex on :
quote:Originally posted by tuck: No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........
Tuck--she just showed up here, again! Should I turn off the computer?
Posted by blueranger on :
she owns a couple of lakes... i think that is better than a bass boat...
think about it stocked lakes...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
So she's stacked with stocked lakes?
Posted by blueranger on :
its nice to be loved...
if any of you guys need some help let me know..
just post a picture of your dog and say
"must love dogs"
Posted by bdgee on :
blueranger,
Whagt if my dog is really an ugly mutt?
Posted by blueranger on :
i tell you, i was down and out and depressed.. and i decided not to be down and out anymore. so i thought i just post a picture of me and see what happens...
well, you would not believe the lonely women out there...
Posted by bdgee on :
I must be sort of an ugly mutt myself, but I'm not offended. That's your problem, lookin at me.
Posted by glassman on :
hmmmmm... i better ask Bob to delete this thread before my wife sees it....i might get in trouble about the bass boat thingy Posted by blueranger on :
i think i was single for about 45 minutes..
i always knew the digs chicked me....
Posted by kybowhunter on :
blueranger PM me thanks, mike, Valley Station
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
quote:Originally posted by glassman: hmmmmm... i better ask Bob to delete this thread before my wife sees it....i might get in trouble about the bass boat thingy
------------------------------------------------- When ya hit 50 the wife won't care anymore.. They start laughing a lot more toooo.
They get real good at trading things in to..
Posted by Tuck's_Wife on :
quote:Originally posted by tuck: No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........
Sooo Blueranger.. Tell me a little bit about yourself.
Let's just see how compatable we are. Posted by Dustoff101 on :
quote:Originally posted by Tuck's_Wife:
quote:Originally posted by tuck: No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........
Sooo Blueranger.. Tell me a little bit about yourself ;-) Let's just see how compatable we are.
------------------------------------------------ Tucks-wife, is tuck still amongst the breathing?
Posted by 4Art on :
This is getting kinda steamy! LOL
Posted by Tuck's_Wife on :
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101:
quote:Originally posted by Tuck's_Wife:
quote:Originally posted by tuck: No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........
Sooo Blueranger.. Tell me a little bit about yourself ;-) Let's just see how compatable we are.
------------------------------------------------ Tucks-wife, is tuck still amongst the breathing?
Yeah but, I sent him trout fishing. Posted by Tuck's_Wife on :
quote:Originally posted by 4Art: This is getting kinda steamy! LOL
Hi David. Posted by BuyTex on :
funny
Posted by Tuck's_Wife on :
Hello Tex Posted by BuyTex on :
wassup!
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
See, Tex is at it again.
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: See, Tex is at it again.
LMAO; I guess he is the ladies man Posted by 4Art on :
Okay... now I'm freakin' out! LOL
quote:Originally posted by Tuck's_Wife:
quote:Originally posted by 4Art: This is getting kinda steamy! LOL
Hi David.
Posted by BuyTex on :
lol, I got all my lessons from SNL: "Ladies' Man" & "The Continental"...
cham-phag-nyeh, anyone?
Posted by 4Art on :
Surely this is your glove? Posted by 4Art on :
Speaking of Christopher Walken, you must avoid the film, "Puss in Boots." It will likely destroy your image of him forever.
Posted by BuyTex on :
I never even liked the kids' book...
Posted by 4Art on :
If you can't handle the thought of Christopher Walken singing and dancing in a cat costume, I suggest you look elsewhere. Brrrr... Posted by BuyTex on :
he was creepy enough in "Pulp Fiction"
anal retentive?
Posted by 4Art on :
That was indeed another level of creepy...
quote:Originally posted by BuyTex: he was creepy enough in "Pulp Fiction"
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