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after 20 and a half years the wife announced she is divorcing me... for the couple of weeks it was before the moving truck showed up i ask her not to go.... but on the last day I told her.
you leaving a vacancy in the blueranger orginazation, I am going to run an ad and accept applications for your replacement... so i did.
I went to one of those online personnels... posted a picture of me and started receiving applications....
i woke up the day the moving truck showed up... i called one up and went to meet her...
so now i need your advise... viagria or ensight
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Keep interviewing if she requires you to think about Yiagra..lots of interviewing could keep ya single and happy..
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My wife and I did one of those compatability test for a dating service, eharmony, I think. According to it, we should divorce. We are not made for each other. Maybe she can matchup to your requirements...... LOL......
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No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........
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Neither, both have (or will be found to have) side effects.
Go to your health store and buy chelation supplements which are taken orally. This will clean out your arteries for improved blood flow.
Also, cardio vascular exercise and a diet to include fruits, vegtables, grains, nuts and legumes (beans) will improve your circulation and strengthen your heart. Cut back on refined sugars and white flour (these are milled and are void of live enzymes).
quote:Originally posted by tuck: No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........
Tuck--she just showed up here, again! Should I turn off the computer?
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i tell you, i was down and out and depressed.. and i decided not to be down and out anymore. so i thought i just post a picture of me and see what happens...
well, you would not believe the lonely women out there...
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I must be sort of an ugly mutt myself, but I'm not offended. That's your problem, lookin at me.
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quote:Originally posted by glassman: hmmmmm... i better ask Bob to delete this thread before my wife sees it....i might get in trouble about the bass boat thingy
------------------------------------------------- When ya hit 50 the wife won't care anymore.. They start laughing a lot more toooo.
They get real good at trading things in to..
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quote:Originally posted by tuck: No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........
Sooo Blueranger.. Tell me a little bit about yourself.
Let's just see how compatable we are.
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quote:Originally posted by tuck: No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........
Sooo Blueranger.. Tell me a little bit about yourself ;-) Let's just see how compatable we are.
------------------------------------------------ Tucks-wife, is tuck still amongst the breathing?
Posts: 10729 | From: oregon | Registered: Feb 2005
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quote:Originally posted by tuck: No bass boat. Strictly trout fishing... Walk and walk.. But she can cook. And she is great at washing and waxing a car.. Hope she doen't read this...........
Sooo Blueranger.. Tell me a little bit about yourself ;-) Let's just see how compatable we are.
------------------------------------------------ Tucks-wife, is tuck still amongst the breathing?
Yeah but, I sent him trout fishing.
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