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Quit sticking gerbils in your anus, is what Richard Gere has been noted as saying. Just kidding around. But it has to be better than the other way around, poor gerbil.
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lol Hydrocortisone.... he spun a NASCAR debate into a Bush one? ... i must of missed that one... would of been fun to read... but now we have PMS to amuse us sometimes...
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A burning itch that just don't let you sit??
Sounds like a good ole Wallace issue...
Anyhow, This might not be everyone's cup of tea, hey, it worked for me...
Steralize the hemmy with rubbing alcohol on a cotton swab, or Q-tip. Also steralize a needle.
Next, squeeze your hemmy with two fingers, while poppin' the sucker with the needle in the other hand.
Then, keep squeezing and drain the ooze using TP to wipe. (Might burn a little if you use any more rubbing alcohol on the bugger, I don't reccommend.)
Continue the squeezing + draining process for a few days as the hemmy will refill. Usually the original needle prick in the beginning is all that is needed.
Just think of how much easier sitting is after draining that sucker.
Also, it's kind of funny picturing oneself on the toilet doing this procedure.
Disclaimer: This procedure is not medical advise and has never been attempted by anyone other than myself as far as I know. This was just an idea that I had when I was about 20 or so, a long time ago that made a world of difference for me. After getting hemroids from what I believe was using creatine, I have never used creatine again. Since stopping the use of creatine, the hemroids went for the most part, after a few years. I still get maybe one every few years, but that's about it.
-------------------- Buy Low. Sell High. Posts: 10750 | From: The Land Of The Giants | Registered: Feb 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Peaser: A burning itch that just don't let you sit??
Sounds like a good ole Wallace issue...
Anyhow, This might not be everyone's cup of tea, hey, it worked for me...
Steralize the hemmy with rubbing alcohol on a cotton swab, or Q-tip. Also steralize a needle.
Next, squeeze your hemmy with two fingers, while poppin' the sucker with the needle in the other hand.
Then, keep squeezing and drain the ooze using TP to wipe. (Might burn a little if you use any more rubbing alcohol on the bugger, I don't reccommend.)
Continue the squeezing + draining process for a few days as the hemmy will refill. Usually the original needle prick in the beginning is all that is needed.
Just think of how much easier sitting is after draining that sucker.
Also, it's kind of funny picturing oneself on the toilet doing this procedure.
Disclaimer: This procedure is not medical advise and has never been attempted by anyone other than myself as far as I know. This was just an idea that I had when I was about 20 or so, a long time ago that made a world of difference for me. After getting hemroids from what I believe was using creatine, I have never used creatine again. Since stopping the use of creatine, the hemroids went for the most part, after a few years. I still get maybe one every few years, but that's about it.
actually...my bro did this, but he used a razor blade and sat in the tub..it worked for him.
I may have to give it a go...
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