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rimasco	posted I know the basic stuff like prep H and wictchhazel pads...... but any ole school home remedies are much appreciated?
glassman	posted vote libertarian
a surfer	posted Jeez.. right under the gay marriage thread...
Lockman	posted I've heard an Ice stick works wonders.
The Bigfoot	posted LOL I've heard most products aren't worth jack. Mine aren't that bad so I just live with it. (TMI?)
cottonjim	posted Uncle told me once, banana peels, I never had the nned to test it out
jordanreed	posted I'm gonna try that banana peel one...useful AND delicious!!
IWISHIHAD	posted Epsom salt in warm bath water soak for approx. 20 minutes. Cortisone cream Pliers
cottonjim	posted quote: Originally posted by jordanreed: I'm gonna try that banana peel one...useful AND delicious!! Eat, then apply. Not the other way around very important.
rimasco	posted Thanx peeps. What am I supposed to do with the banana peel wear it like a manpon? the epsom salt sounds good
Highwaychild	posted Quit sticking gerbils in your anus, is what Richard Gere has been noted as saying. Just kidding around. But it has to be better than the other way around, poor gerbil.
Machiavelli	posted quote: Originally posted by rimasco: Thanx peeps. What am I supposed to do with the banana peel wear it like a manpon? the epsom salt sounds good LoL Manpon.... mine are minor..comes and goes.. if it gets worst as i age ill settle for laser surgery??
rimasco	posted Thanks for all. Today I changed the terror alert status on it from orange to yellow..... bringin me down to defcon 2 thanks again
glassman	posted LOL... orange to yellow reminded me of a cure i heard of one time... you eat four orange scotch bonnets then five yellow scotch bonnets; wait 24 hours, then? about a half hour after they finally pass? you'll feel alot better
Relentless.	posted My last hemorrhoid just left Gone Poof Kinda miss Bdgee at times.
Machiavelli	posted Let's not go that far lol
rimasco	posted Yeah bdgee was fun at times..... hes the only person I know that could spin a Nascar thread into a "Bushs fault" debate. then glass had enough and became his hydracortisone
Machiavelli	posted lol Hydrocortisone.... he spun a NASCAR debate into a Bush one? ... i must of missed that one... would of been fun to read... but now we have PMS to amuse us sometimes...
rimasco	posted I might be wrong on the nascar one but he did it on EVERY other imaginable
Livinonklendathu	posted try L-Arginine, improves circulation in the nether regions, side benefit is your stecker will pick up.
glassman	posted great news: Obama's prostate is healthy, i'm sure we all were just on pins and needles over that! i hope we are gonna be spared hillarys details...
Peaser	posted A burning itch that just don't let you sit?? Sounds like a good ole Wallace issue... Anyhow, This might not be everyone's cup of tea, hey, it worked for me... Steralize the hemmy with rubbing alcohol on a cotton swab, or Q-tip. Also steralize a needle. Next, squeeze your hemmy with two fingers, while poppin' the sucker with the needle in the other hand. Then, keep squeezing and drain the ooze using TP to wipe. (Might burn a little if you use any more rubbing alcohol on the bugger, I don't reccommend.) Continue the squeezing + draining process for a few days as the hemmy will refill. Usually the original needle prick in the beginning is all that is needed. Just think of how much easier sitting is after draining that sucker. Also, it's kind of funny picturing oneself on the toilet doing this procedure. Disclaimer: This procedure is not medical advise and has never been attempted by anyone other than myself as far as I know. This was just an idea that I had when I was about 20 or so, a long time ago that made a world of difference for me. After getting hemroids from what I believe was using creatine, I have never used creatine again. Since stopping the use of creatine, the hemroids went for the most part, after a few years. I still get maybe one every few years, but that's about it.
glassman	posted before anybody gets all upset? read this b log: Health & Nutrition by Michael R. Eades, M.D http://www.proteinpower.com/drmike/uncategorized/public-announcement-for-hemorrh oid-sufferers/
jordanreed	posted quote: Originally posted by Peaser: A burning itch that just don't let you sit?? Sounds like a good ole Wallace issue... Anyhow, This might not be everyone's cup of tea, hey, it worked for me... Steralize the hemmy with rubbing alcohol on a cotton swab, or Q-tip. Also steralize a needle. Next, squeeze your hemmy with two fingers, while poppin' the sucker with the needle in the other hand. Then, keep squeezing and drain the ooze using TP to wipe. (Might burn a little if you use any more rubbing alcohol on the bugger, I don't reccommend.) Continue the squeezing + draining process for a few days as the hemmy will refill. Usually the original needle prick in the beginning is all that is needed. Just think of how much easier sitting is after draining that sucker. Also, it's kind of funny picturing oneself on the toilet doing this procedure. Disclaimer: This procedure is not medical advise and has never been attempted by anyone other than myself as far as I know. This was just an idea that I had when I was about 20 or so, a long time ago that made a world of difference for me. After getting hemroids from what I believe was using creatine, I have never used creatine again. Since stopping the use of creatine, the hemroids went for the most part, after a few years. I still get maybe one every few years, but that's about it. actually...my bro did this, but he used a razor blade and sat in the tub..it worked for him. I may have to give it a go...
glassman	posted go to the doctor, it's safer...
T e x	posted was about to say... man, you get an infection going in that area? bad news...