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Love that movie. Thanks for the clip Ace!!!
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quote:Originally posted by J_U_ICE: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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its actually pagans turn but in an effort to keep the good times rolling i'll toss one up..
"we had a college fund set aside for you, thats gone now. you had free room and board, two trusting parents and a social life, thats gone now. you had a tv, a stereo, a baseball mitt, tennis racket, a skateboard. ALL GONE! and you even had sunlight, and a window in your room."
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quote:Originally posted by turbokid: its actually pagans turn but in an effort to keep the good times rolling i'll toss one up..
"we had a college fund set aside for you, thats gone now. you had free room and board, two trusting parents and a social life, thats gone now. you had a tv, a stereo, a baseball mitt, tennis racket, a skateboard. ALL GONE! and you even had sunlight, and a window in your room."
lol...tears...
good stuff you guys, that chit outta Caddyshack is too funny...
carry on...Turbo's on deck, but Pagan might pop in anytime.
good stuff
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quote:Originally posted by turbokid: its actually pagans turn but in an effort to keep the good times rolling i'll toss one up..
"we had a college fund set aside for you, thats gone now. you had free room and board, two trusting parents and a social life, thats gone now. you had a tv, a stereo, a baseball mitt, tennis racket, a skateboard. ALL GONE! and you even had sunlight, and a window in your room."
I fricken knew this one and it was absolutely killing me so I had to cheat. Good pick.
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A Clockwork Orange......................................................................"You really think those Green Beret Karate tricks are gonna help you against all these boys?"