-------------------- Marty When I was born, I was granted a visitors pass to earth. I will enjoy everyday until it has expired. You should too ;)
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quote:Originally posted by Grynder: Very Safe and Happy Holidays to all.
Wishing everyone ....... Courage, to change the things you can. Serenity, to accept the things you cannot. and Wisdom, to know the difference.......
Grynder
Hey buddy, Haven't seen you round' in a while. where ya' postin'?
Havent been postin anywhere. Got bored with the game and moved on to other "stuff" LOL. Still lurkin, play a few here n there. Boy how things have changed around here in a year huh ? Hope u still been kicken butt and made it on the "Nice list" this year.
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Merry Christmas ALL!!! We should try to enjoy Christmas, and forget all about the Scrooge like stock markets. Jeese just thinking about them brings a tear to my eyes.
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> MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES > RE: Christmas PARTY ON DEC. 23RD > DATE: DEC. 1ST > > I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place > on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open Pit > Barbecue. No-host bar, but plenty of eggnog! We'll have a small band > playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And don't be > surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree > will be lit at 1:00 P.M. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done > at that time, however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving > of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for > employees! A special announcement will be made by our CEO at that time! > > Merry Christmas to you and your family. > > Patty > > --------------------------------- > FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director > TO: All Employees > DATE: December 2 > RE: Holiday Party > > In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. > > We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday which often coincides > with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on > we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to > employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There will be no > Christmas tree present. No Christmas carols sung. We will have other > type of music for your enjoyment. > > Happy now? > > Happy Holidays to you and your family. > > Patty > > --------------------------------- > FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director > TO: All Employees > DATE: December 3 > RE: Holiday Party > > Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous > requesting a non-drinking table ... you didn't sign your name. I'm happy > to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, > "AA Only"; you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to > handle this? Somebody? > > Forget about the gifts exchange, no gifts exchange are allowed since the > union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and executives believe > $10.00 is very little for a gift. NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
> --------------------------------- > FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director > To: All Employees > DATE: December 7 > RE: Holiday Party > > What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20 begins the > Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during > daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a > luncheon this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' > beliefs. Perhaps Luigi's can hold off on serving your meal until the end > of the party - the days are so short this time of year - or else package > everything for take home in little foil swans. Will that work? > > Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit > farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women will get the table > closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. > Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each will have their own > table. Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table. To > the person asking permission to cross dress, no cross dressing allowed > though. We will have booster seats for short people. Low-fat food will > be available for those on a diet. We cannot control the salt used in the > food we suggest for those people with high blood problems to taste > first. There will be fresh fruits as dessert for Diabetics, the > restaurant cannot supply "No Sugar" desserts. Sorry! > > Did I miss anything? > > Patty
> --------------------------------- > FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director > TO: All Employees > DATE: December 8 > RE: Holiday Party > > So December 22 marks the Winter Solstice...what do you expect me to do, > a tap-dance on your heads? Fire regulations at Luigi's prohibit the > burning of sage by our "earth-based Goddess-worshiping" employees, but > we'll try to accommodate your shamanic drumming circle during the band's > breaks. Okay??? > > Patty
> --------------------------------- > FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director > To: All Employees > Date: December 9 > RE: Holiday Party > > People, people, nothing sinister was intended by having our CEO dress up > like Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of "Santa" does happen to be > "Satan," there is no evil connotation to our own "little man in a red > suit." It's a tradition, folks, like sugar shock at Halloween or family > feuds over the thanksgiving turkey or broken hearts on Valentine's Day. > > Could we lighten up? Please????????? Also the company has changed their > mind in announcing the special announcement at the gathering. You will > get a notification in the mail sent to your home. >
> --------------------------------- > FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director > TO: All #%&$*** Employees > DATE: December 10 > RE: The %#*&^%**%^Holiday Party > > I have no #%&***^ idea what the announcement is all about. What the > %#&^!* do I care...I KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO GET!!!!!!!!!!!! You change > your address now and you are dead!!!!!!!!!!!! No more changes of address > will be allowed in my office. Try to come in and change your address, I > will have you hung from the ceiling in the warehouse!!!!!!!!!!! > > Vegetarians!?!?!? I've had it with you people!!! We're going to keep > this party at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue whether you like it or not, so > you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as > you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your #$%^&*! salad bar, including > hydroponic tomatoes. But you know, they have feelings, too. Tomatoes > scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them > scream right now! HA ! > > I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die, you hear > me!!!!!!!!!!! > > The Bitch from HELL!!!!!!!! > > --------------------------------- > FROM: Terri Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director > DATE: December 14 > RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party > > I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery > from her stress-related illness and I'll continue to forward your cards > to her at the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided to > cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off > with full pay. > > Happy Holidays! >
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O holy night The stars are brightly shining It is the night Of our dear Savior's birth Long lay the world in sin and error pining Till he appeared and the soul felt its worth
A thrill of hope The weary world rejoices For yonder breaks A new and glorious morn
Fall on your knees Oh hear the angel voices O night divine O night when Christ was born O night divine O night, o night divine
Chains shall He break For the slave is our brother And in His name all oppression shall cease Sweet hymns of joy In grateful chorus raise we Let all within us praise His holy name
Christ is the Lord Then ever, ever praise we Noel, Noel O night, o night divine Noel, Noel O night, o night divine Noel, Noel O night, o night divine
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I am in the military and there is no way anyone will ever keep me from saying Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When and wherever I want!
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I'm with Shomethamoney. Life here im Micropenneyland is like Clark Griswold's yearend bonus - I'm planning to put in a Pool, but all I got was a Jelly of the Month Club membership - but hey, it is the gift that keeps on giving!
Let's have a big yearend close & even better 2006.
-------------------- Live long, dig deep, & prosper.
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If all were now as it was when Christ came to save us all, And Christmas Day were Christmas Day, Not some day we recall; And in the East we saw a star Exceptionally bright, And wondered what was going on That ordinary night;
If God were walking in our midst, Saying what He said, And we were not His followers, But trod where He would tread;
And we were witness to His word And looked Him in the eye, And found His message interesting But too bizarre to buy;
If we were in Jerusalem And watched Him bear the cross, And suffered with His suffering But feared to share His loss;
And saw Him die in agony, And wondered at it all, And this were something we ourselves, Not printed books, recall:
What would be the difference, Had we known Him that way, Between the faith we feared to feel And what we fear today?
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OnPoint - Man I about fell out of my chair when I read your post. I can see cousin Eddie now -
"Clark don't go sprayin any of that stuff on my sled. Ya know I got that metal plate in my head. Now whenever Norma turns on the microwave, my legs give out, I pee down my pants, and foget who I am for 25 minutes.
HO HO HO HA HA HA MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
PS - MILITARY YOU GUYS ROCK - C Just go around and say HEY MC!(Merry Christmas) Nobody can do anything about that hahaha! Take care!!!
quote:Originally posted by shomethamoney: PS - MILITARY YOU GUYS ROCK - C Just go around and say HEY MC!(Merry Christmas) Nobody can do anything about that hahaha! Take care!!!
Agreed, and thanks, the work you all do allows me the freedom to say MeRRY CHRiSTMAS and Hanukkah and whatever else, the totally offensive Happy Holidays, all I want. THANKS MILITARY PEOPLE!!!
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