It is Friday and we have a winner for bets
on market performance today, Friday.None called it quite right but we do have
a clear winner! I am delighted to stand
upon this stage, to bask in this spotlight,
and to honor Bob Frey! Yes folks, Bob is
our winner for scaring the living daylights
out of all of us with his dire prediction!
Bob, come on down!
( crowd becomes crazy, applause, whistles )
Come over here under the spotlight, Bob!
Congratulations Bob, you are our winner
for the week for making all of us poop
our pants with your end-of-the-world
doom, destruction and mayhem prediction!
What a winner and what a contest prize!
( holds up paper stock certificates )
Bob, it is my honor to present you with
one share of NITE stock, one share of
MSO stock and one share on ENRNQ stock,
whose corporate officers can be found
at the Gray Bar Hotel for registration!
( Bob grins and blushes, accepts his shares )
Let's give Bob a rousing round of applause!
( Crowd leaps to their feet, begin screaming )
( kicking over chairs, jumping up and down )
( throwing beer bottles, punching each other )
( crawling on all fours, rushing the stage )
( Bob quickly vanishes through back curtains )
BARROOM BRAWL! LET'SSSSS RUMBLE!
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