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Man chugs liter of vodka in airport security line New liquid quantity rules prompt man's decision to drink entire bottle
BERLIN - A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter (two pints) of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules, police said Wednesday.
The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt.
New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.
Instead, he chugged the bottle down — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.
A doctor called to the scene determined he had possibly life-threatening alcohol poisoning, and he was sent to a Nuremberg clinic for treatment.
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My parents made me do the same thing Munch. And I would have my kids bust their rump too! Imagine raking a beach full of dead fish with a massive hangover. One of the greatest aromas in the world. This guy from Nuremberg is just NUTS. He could have at least shared down the line!
Sorry for those having breakfast right now!!
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quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: I would like MM to tell us who he is referring to when he writes of this "Munchkin Man". Some people may not know what "Third person" is.
Most people have been able to figure out that the Munchkin Man is referring to himself -- the Munchkin Man, himself.
Best Wishes,
Munchkin Man
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quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: why dont you speak in first person?
The Munchkin Man would like to thank you for asking him about his communication disorder.
It's a long story.
The Munchkin Man provided a complete history of his disorder in a separate post here on Allstocks a while back.
Apparently, you missed it.
And unfortunately, the Munchkin Man can't find it.
Ah!
The Munchkin Man is pleased to inform you that the Munchkin Man has just found a link to a post on another site, where the Munchkin Man provided a complete history of his disorder, in September of this year:
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I downed a 5th of wild turkey 101 in just a few hours in my early days....
I still have a flashback once in a while of something else that "may have happened" that night.
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quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: why dont you speak in first person?
The Munchkin Man would like to thank you for asking him about his communication disorder.
It's a long story.
The Munchkin Man provided a complete history of his disorder in a separate post here on Allstocks a while back.
Apparently, you missed it.
And unfortunately, the Munchkin Man can't find it.
Ah!
The Munchkin Man is pleased to inform you that the Munchkin Man has just found a link to a post on another site, where the Munchkin Man provided a complete history of his disorder, in September of this year:
The information the Munchkin Man has provided in the post linked above should answer all of your questions.
Best Wishes,
Munchkin Man
thank you for responding with your b.s. answer. I knrw you would. No such disorder exists,,anywhere, as you well know. You are a dishonest person, again, as we all know. I would, and will, call you a liar, as you know you are. If you lie,you can steal, if you steal, you can kill. You are not a very nice or sincere person. You have been called out for what you are. Please dont respond with any of your diatribe. It,again, will be B.S. I know you will try to offer up some pathetic answer, explaining in your silly ,moronic way. it is useless. You have absolutely no cred. in my eyes, and ,hopefully, others see this as well. Liars dont deserve a platform...
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Personally, jordanreed, I think that, if you are going to continue being so generous and letting his excesses slide as you do in that post, you will only encourage him and that will lead to even more of his third person bs.
Be firm, man!
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quote:Originally posted by wdcisco: Man chugs liter of vodka in airport security line New liquid quantity rules prompt man's decision to drink entire bottle
BERLIN - A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter (two pints) of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules, police said Wednesday.
The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt.
New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.
Instead, he chugged the bottle down — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.
A doctor called to the scene determined he had possibly life-threatening alcohol poisoning, and he was sent to a Nuremberg clinic for treatment.
quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: thank you for responding with your b.s. answer. I knrw you would. No such disorder exists,,anywhere, as you well know. You are a dishonest person, again, as we all know. I would, and will, call you a liar, as you know you are. If you lie,you can steal, if you steal, you can kill. You are not a very nice or sincere person. You have been called out for what you are. Please dont respond with any of your diatribe. It,again, will be B.S. I know you will try to offer up some pathetic answer, explaining in your silly ,moronic way. it is useless. You have absolutely no cred. in my eyes, and ,hopefully, others see this as well. Liars dont deserve a platform...
Your post oozes with animosity, hostility, and hatred toward the Munchkin Man.
That's okay.
You might be happy to learn that the Munchkin Man received an eviction notice yesterday to vacate his apartment.
The Munchkin Man will have no place to go except for a cardboard box out in the street.
You won't have the Munchkin Man to kick around anymore.
This could be the Munchkin Man's last post.
(With apologies to Richard Nixon)
Sincerely,
Munchkin Man
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John Lee Hooker - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
Wanna tell you a story, about the house-man blues I come home one Friday, had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job She said that don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent, and out the door I went
So I goes to the landlady, I said, "You let me slide?" I'll have the rent for you in a month. next I don't know So said let me slide it on you know people, I notice when I come home in the evening She ain't got nothing nice to say to me, but for five year she was so nice Loh' she was lovy-dovy, I come home one particular evening The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?", I said, "No, can't find no job" Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job" Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner, leaning up against a post" I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day" She said "That don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday" Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent, and out the door I went
So I go down the streets, down to my good friend's house I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know, can I stay with you maybe a couple days?" He said "Let me go and ask my wife" He come out of the house, I could see it in his face I know that was no He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know" I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too" So I go back home I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah" And then she was so nice, loh' she was lovy-dovy So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go, I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent, she ain't gonna get none of it So I stop in the local bar you know people, I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want?
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
But I'm sitting now at the bar, I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer Looked down the bar, here come the bartender I said "Look man, come down here" So what you want?
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last, gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed Gonna get high man I ain't had enough, need me a triple shot of that stuff Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here, I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Now by this time I'm plenty high, you know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high Looked down the bar I say to my bartender I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want this time? I said "Look man, a-what time is it?" He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week, gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak Gonna get high man listen to me, one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear, I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
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quote:It reminded the Munchkin Man of the time he chugged down an entire pint of Sloe Gin one Saturday night out in the parking lot of a high school dance.
.....So I'm guessing the Munchin Man didn't get any Booty that night???
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"Come, I'll drink no proofs nor no bullets. I'll drink no more than will do me good."
WS
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quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: thank you for responding with your b.s. answer. I knrw you would. No such disorder exists,,anywhere, as you well know. You are a dishonest person, again, as we all know. I would, and will, call you a liar, as you know you are. If you lie,you can steal, if you steal, you can kill. You are not a very nice or sincere person. You have been called out for what you are. Please dont respond with any of your diatribe. It,again, will be B.S. I know you will try to offer up some pathetic answer, explaining in your silly ,moronic way. it is useless. You have absolutely no cred. in my eyes, and ,hopefully, others see this as well. Liars dont deserve a platform...
Your post oozes with animosity, hostility, and hatred toward the Munchkin Man.
That's okay.
You might be happy to learn that the Munchkin Man received an eviction notice yesterday to vacate his apartment.
The Munchkin Man will have no place to go except for a cardboard box out in the street.
You won't have the Munchkin Man to kick around anymore.
This could be the Munchkin Man's last post.
(With apologies to Richard Nixon)
Sincerely,
Munchkin Man
My wife and I just bought a new refrigerator. I still have the cardboard container out in the garage. If you'd like, I could send it to you along with some duct tape to make it nice and sturdy. Heck, it's big enough where you could probably turn it into a duplex and rent half of it out if you don't need all the space.
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quote:Originally posted by Upside: My wife and I just bought a new refrigerator. I still have the cardboard container out in the garage. If you'd like, I could send it to you along with some duct tape to make it nice and sturdy. Heck, it's big enough where you could probably turn it into a duplex and rent half of it out if you don't need all the space.
Greetings Upside:
Gee, thanks!
What a pal!
Your offer is a living testimonial of the Christmas spirit and the joy of giving.
When the Munchkin Man was a little Munchkin Boy, he would often have more fun with the big boxes his Christmas presents came in than the toys that came in them.
Now the Munchkin Man gets his very own cardboard duplex!
The Munchkin Man has an update:
The Munchkin Man received his "Summons For Unlawful Detainer" today.
The Munchkin Man has been ordered to appear in court on the date of January 03, 2008.
So, it looks like the Munchkin Man won't need his new home until about three more weeks.
The Munchkin Man will let you know where to send it.
Thanks again!
Merry Christmas!
With Love And Blessings,
Munchkin Man
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Take some paste shoe polish and work in into the surface and that box will shed water like a ducks back.
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