Man chugs liter of vodka in airport security line New liquid quantity rules prompt man's decision to drink entire bottle
BERLIN - A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter (two pints) of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules, police said Wednesday.
The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt.
New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.
Instead, he chugged the bottle down — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.
A doctor called to the scene determined he had possibly life-threatening alcohol poisoning, and he was sent to a Nuremberg clinic for treatment.
Damn! He sure likes his vodka....!! Posted by Munchkin Man on :
Greetings:
Thank you for sharing this story.
It reminded the Munchkin Man of the time he chugged down an entire pint of Sloe Gin one Saturday night out in the parking lot of a high school dance.
The Munchkin Man has never been so sick in his entire life.
The Munchkin Man woke up in his bed the next morning in a pool of vomit. It was also splattered all over the floor and even onto the walls.
Then the Munchkin Man's parents walked into the Munchkin Man's bedroom to get him out of bed.
They had an entire day of yard work chores scheduled for the Munchkin Man.
They freaked out when they saw the mess.
The Munchkin Man tried to explain to his parents that he got sick on drinking a Grape Soda last night.
They didn't believe the Munchkin Man.
They began to fuss at the Munchkin Man.
They knew what the Munchkin Man had done.
Then the Munchkin Man had to run to the bathroom and throw up again.
This made the Munchkin Man's headache at least ten times worse.
The Munchkin Man was hoping his parents would take mercy on the Munchkin Man and let the Munchkin Man stay in bed the entire day.
After all, the Munchkin Man was sick.
No such luck.
They made the Munchkin Man spend the entire day outside during yard work anyway.
Then the Munchkin Man got restriction for a month.
The Munchkin Man never touched another drop of Sloe Gin again.
Munchkin Man
Posted by BooDog on :
My parents made me do the same thing Munch. And I would have my kids bust their rump too! Imagine raking a beach full of dead fish with a massive hangover. One of the greatest aromas in the world. This guy from Nuremberg is just NUTS. He could have at least shared down the line!
Sorry for those having breakfast right now!!
Posted by glassman on :
i did the real gin.... then did the vodka...
then i did the Bacardi 151...
i finally found the Jagermeister and decided it was time to quit drinking Posted by bdgee on :
Wait now!
It had parents?
.....meaning it was born?
.....meaning God perpetrated it on us?
UGH
Posted by jordanreed on :
I would like MM to tell us who he is referring to when he writes of this "Munchkin Man". Some people may not know what "Third person" is.
Posted by Munchkin Man on :
quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: I would like MM to tell us who he is referring to when he writes of this "Munchkin Man". Some people may not know what "Third person" is.
Most people have been able to figure out that the Munchkin Man is referring to himself -- the Munchkin Man, himself.
Best Wishes,
Munchkin Man
Posted by bdgee on :
Yes.
I didn't realize it could be a person.
....too preposterous for that to be true.
And I'd have expected any person to have more pride and gumption than to admit to being it.
But now we find out it was born.
Posted by jordanreed on :
You are referring to yourself? as in.."me" or "I"?
Posted by Munchkin Man on :
quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: You are referring to yourself? as in.."me" or "I"?
When the Munchkin Man is referring to himself, the Munchkin Man is referring only to "he" and "himself" only.
Munchkin Man
Posted by jordanreed on :
why dont you speak in first person?
Posted by bdgee on :
"When the Munchkin Man is referring to himself, the Munchkin Man is referring only to "he" and "himself" only."
And it is what he does almost only.
Posted by Munchkin Man on :
quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: why dont you speak in first person?
The Munchkin Man would like to thank you for asking him about his communication disorder.
It's a long story.
The Munchkin Man provided a complete history of his disorder in a separate post here on Allstocks a while back.
Apparently, you missed it.
And unfortunately, the Munchkin Man can't find it.
Ah!
The Munchkin Man is pleased to inform you that the Munchkin Man has just found a link to a post on another site, where the Munchkin Man provided a complete history of his disorder, in September of this year:
The information the Munchkin Man has provided in the post linked above should answer all of your questions.
Best Wishes,
Munchkin Man
Posted by Lockman on :
Getting back to the subject, I hope it was Trump Vodka. I wonder if the guy had ever drank like that before?
Posted by BooDog on :
I downed a 5th of wild turkey 101 in just a few hours in my early days....
I still have a flashback once in a while of something else that "may have happened" that night.
Posted by Lockman on :
quote:Originally posted by BooDog: I downed a 5th of wild turkey 101 in just a few hours in my early days....
I still have a flashback once in a while of something else that "may have happened" that night.
I hope you weren't taken advantage of. lol
Posted by jordanreed on :
quote:Originally posted by Munchkin Man:
quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: why dont you speak in first person?
The Munchkin Man would like to thank you for asking him about his communication disorder.
It's a long story.
The Munchkin Man provided a complete history of his disorder in a separate post here on Allstocks a while back.
Apparently, you missed it.
And unfortunately, the Munchkin Man can't find it.
Ah!
The Munchkin Man is pleased to inform you that the Munchkin Man has just found a link to a post on another site, where the Munchkin Man provided a complete history of his disorder, in September of this year:
The information the Munchkin Man has provided in the post linked above should answer all of your questions.
Best Wishes,
Munchkin Man
thank you for responding with your b.s. answer. I knrw you would. No such disorder exists,,anywhere, as you well know. You are a dishonest person, again, as we all know. I would, and will, call you a liar, as you know you are. If you lie,you can steal, if you steal, you can kill. You are not a very nice or sincere person. You have been called out for what you are. Please dont respond with any of your diatribe. It,again, will be B.S. I know you will try to offer up some pathetic answer, explaining in your silly ,moronic way. it is useless. You have absolutely no cred. in my eyes, and ,hopefully, others see this as well. Liars dont deserve a platform... Posted by bdgee on :
Personally, jordanreed, I think that, if you are going to continue being so generous and letting his excesses slide as you do in that post, you will only encourage him and that will lead to even more of his third person bs.
Be firm, man!
Posted by IMAKEMONEY on :
quote:Originally posted by wdcisco: Man chugs liter of vodka in airport security line New liquid quantity rules prompt man's decision to drink entire bottle
BERLIN - A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter (two pints) of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules, police said Wednesday.
The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt.
New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.
Instead, he chugged the bottle down — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.
A doctor called to the scene determined he had possibly life-threatening alcohol poisoning, and he was sent to a Nuremberg clinic for treatment.
GUY JUST CANT HANDLE HIS BOOZE,LOL Posted by BooDog on :
quote:Originally posted by Lockman:
quote:Originally posted by BooDog: I downed a 5th of wild turkey 101 in just a few hours in my early days....
I still have a flashback once in a while of something else that "may have happened" that night.
I hope you weren't taken advantage of. lol
There were a couple female MPs there. Posted by Munchkin Man on :
quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: thank you for responding with your b.s. answer. I knrw you would. No such disorder exists,,anywhere, as you well know. You are a dishonest person, again, as we all know. I would, and will, call you a liar, as you know you are. If you lie,you can steal, if you steal, you can kill. You are not a very nice or sincere person. You have been called out for what you are. Please dont respond with any of your diatribe. It,again, will be B.S. I know you will try to offer up some pathetic answer, explaining in your silly ,moronic way. it is useless. You have absolutely no cred. in my eyes, and ,hopefully, others see this as well. Liars dont deserve a platform...
Your post oozes with animosity, hostility, and hatred toward the Munchkin Man.
That's okay.
You might be happy to learn that the Munchkin Man received an eviction notice yesterday to vacate his apartment.
The Munchkin Man will have no place to go except for a cardboard box out in the street.
You won't have the Munchkin Man to kick around anymore.
This could be the Munchkin Man's last post.
(With apologies to Richard Nixon)
Sincerely,
Munchkin Man
Posted by BooDog on :
Here you go munch... Good Luck
John Lee Hooker - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
Wanna tell you a story, about the house-man blues I come home one Friday, had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job She said that don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent, and out the door I went
So I goes to the landlady, I said, "You let me slide?" I'll have the rent for you in a month. next I don't know So said let me slide it on you know people, I notice when I come home in the evening She ain't got nothing nice to say to me, but for five year she was so nice Loh' she was lovy-dovy, I come home one particular evening The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?", I said, "No, can't find no job" Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job" Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner, leaning up against a post" I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day" She said "That don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday" Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent, and out the door I went
So I go down the streets, down to my good friend's house I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know, can I stay with you maybe a couple days?" He said "Let me go and ask my wife" He come out of the house, I could see it in his face I know that was no He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know" I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too" So I go back home I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah" And then she was so nice, loh' she was lovy-dovy So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go, I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent, she ain't gonna get none of it So I stop in the local bar you know people, I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want?
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
But I'm sitting now at the bar, I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer Looked down the bar, here come the bartender I said "Look man, come down here" So what you want?
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last, gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed Gonna get high man I ain't had enough, need me a triple shot of that stuff Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here, I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Now by this time I'm plenty high, you know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high Looked down the bar I say to my bartender I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want this time? I said "Look man, a-what time is it?" He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week, gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak Gonna get high man listen to me, one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear, I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Posted by Ace of Spades on :
quote:It reminded the Munchkin Man of the time he chugged down an entire pint of Sloe Gin one Saturday night out in the parking lot of a high school dance.
.....So I'm guessing the Munchin Man didn't get any Booty that night??? Posted by BooDog on :
LOL
Posted by BooDog on :
"Come, I'll drink no proofs nor no bullets. I'll drink no more than will do me good."
WS
Posted by glassman on :
you mean George Thourougood stole that from Johnny Lee? i feel cheated.
he belongs in the dog house.. scratchin' fleas
Posted by BooDog on :
Georgie sang it, Johnny wrote it. lol
Posted by Upside on :
quote:Originally posted by Munchkin Man:
quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: thank you for responding with your b.s. answer. I knrw you would. No such disorder exists,,anywhere, as you well know. You are a dishonest person, again, as we all know. I would, and will, call you a liar, as you know you are. If you lie,you can steal, if you steal, you can kill. You are not a very nice or sincere person. You have been called out for what you are. Please dont respond with any of your diatribe. It,again, will be B.S. I know you will try to offer up some pathetic answer, explaining in your silly ,moronic way. it is useless. You have absolutely no cred. in my eyes, and ,hopefully, others see this as well. Liars dont deserve a platform...
Your post oozes with animosity, hostility, and hatred toward the Munchkin Man.
That's okay.
You might be happy to learn that the Munchkin Man received an eviction notice yesterday to vacate his apartment.
The Munchkin Man will have no place to go except for a cardboard box out in the street.
You won't have the Munchkin Man to kick around anymore.
This could be the Munchkin Man's last post.
(With apologies to Richard Nixon)
Sincerely,
Munchkin Man
My wife and I just bought a new refrigerator. I still have the cardboard container out in the garage. If you'd like, I could send it to you along with some duct tape to make it nice and sturdy. Heck, it's big enough where you could probably turn it into a duplex and rent half of it out if you don't need all the space.
Posted by glassman on :
ship it to Miami, MM, get south fast and meet it there..
Posted by bdgee on :
Damned thoughtful of you, up...
Damned thoughtful....
Posted by Munchkin Man on :
quote:Originally posted by Upside: My wife and I just bought a new refrigerator. I still have the cardboard container out in the garage. If you'd like, I could send it to you along with some duct tape to make it nice and sturdy. Heck, it's big enough where you could probably turn it into a duplex and rent half of it out if you don't need all the space.
Greetings Upside:
Gee, thanks!
What a pal!
Your offer is a living testimonial of the Christmas spirit and the joy of giving.
When the Munchkin Man was a little Munchkin Boy, he would often have more fun with the big boxes his Christmas presents came in than the toys that came in them.
Now the Munchkin Man gets his very own cardboard duplex!
The Munchkin Man has an update:
The Munchkin Man received his "Summons For Unlawful Detainer" today.
The Munchkin Man has been ordered to appear in court on the date of January 03, 2008.
So, it looks like the Munchkin Man won't need his new home until about three more weeks.
The Munchkin Man will let you know where to send it.
Thanks again!
Merry Christmas!
With Love And Blessings,
Munchkin Man
Posted by glassman on :
maybe prop man will hire you to evict other tennants?
Posted by Upside on :
quote:Originally posted by bdgee: Damned thoughtful of you, up...
Damned thoughtful....
Tis the season.
Posted by Munchkin Man on :
quote:Originally posted by glassman: ship it to Miami, MM, get south fast and meet it there..
Greetings Glassman!
Thank you very much for your suggestion.
The Munchkin Man deeply appreciates your ideas in support of the Munchkin Man's welfare during his time of need.
The Munchkin Man has one question:
Where in Miami?
The Munchkin Man has never been to Miami.
One more question:
Isn't there a lot of rain in Miami?
The Munchkin Man wouldn't want to get his brand new cardboard duplex wet so soon.
Merry Christmas!
Munchkin Man
Posted by bdgee on :
"Isn't there a lot of rain in Miami?"
Yes....and a lot of Spanish.
Take some paste shoe polish and work in into the surface and that box will shed water like a ducks back.
Posted by Upside on :
You don't need it for another 3 weeks? So much for the Chrismas decorating I was going to do for you.
Posted by glassman on :
duct tape is waterproof...
Miami is warm. you could prolly find work picking fruits and veggies outside the city, that way you'll be fed, get lots of sushine and exersize and start working on your comeback...
Posted by wdcisco on :
Lol...its amazing how fast the topic can change..
Have a good weekend all!
Posted by Munchkin Man on :
quote:Originally posted by glassman: maybe prop man will hire you to evict other tennants?
The Munchkin Man has a question for Prop Man.
First of all, the Munchkin Man will present the facts:
Due to personal financial hardship, the Munchkin Man's state vocational disability agency offered to pay the Munchkin Man's rent for the month of December.
This offer was made to the Munchkin Man on the date of November 29th.
This rent money was due on the date of December 5th.
The Munchkin Man's disability counselor called the Munchkin Man's landlord on the date of November 29th to explain the agency's plan to pay the Munchkin Man's rent for the month of December.
The Assistant Landlord Manager answered the phone, listened to the counselor's offer, and verbally agreed to accept this arrangement.
The Munchkin Man's counselor then notified the Munchkin Man that this arrangement was agreed upon.
As a result, the Munchkin Man thought his December rent was paid.
Then after the date of December 5th, the Munchkin Man received his Pay Or Vacate Notice.
The Munchkin Man immediately called his state vocational disability counselor to tell her about this latest development.
The counselor called the Head Landlord Manager to get to the bottom of this.
The Head Landlord Manager overruled and reversed the decision made by the Assistant Landlord Manager without telling the Munchkin Man.
They refused to accept a rent payment voucher which was guaranteed by the Commonwealth of Virginia.
The Munchkin Man was not notified of this reversal of decision until AFTER his rent was due on the date of December 5th.
Now the Munchkin Man has to appear in court on the date of January 03, 2008.
Have you ever heard of a case such as this?
The Munchkin Man cannot afford an attorney.
The Munchkin Man does not qualify for Legal Aid.
Do you have any advice for the Munchkin Man?
Thanks in advance.
Merry Christmas!
Munchkin Man
Posted by bdgee on :
Yes, this is an equal opportunity topic forum.
Not much is beneath our intellectual level.
Posted by Munchkin Man on :
quote:Originally posted by glassman: duct tape is waterproof...
Miami is warm. you could prolly find work picking fruits and veggies outside the city, that way you'll be fed, get lots of sushine and exersize and start working on your comeback...
The Munchkin Man's doctor has ordered the Munchkin Man not to engage in any sort of manual labor, especially in hot and humid weather.
The Munchkin Man has a condition known as Hyperhydrosis.
This means the Munchkin Man sweats excessively.
When the Munchkin Man sweats excessively, the perspiration gets into the Munchkin Man's left ear and threatens to infect the very delicate operation the Munchkin Man had a few years ago to repair his perforated eardrum.
Do you have any other ideas for work the Munchkin Man can do that won't make him sweat?
Munchkin Man
Posted by jordanreed on :
bend over,put your head between your legs,and kiss your ass goodbye Posted by bdgee on :
quote:Originally posted by Munchkin Man:
quote:Originally posted by glassman: duct tape is waterproof...
Miami is warm. you could prolly find work picking fruits and veggies outside the city, that way you'll be fed, get lots of sushine and exersize and start working on your comeback...
The Munchkin Man's doctor has ordered the Munchkin Man not to engage in any sort of manual labor, especially in hot and humid weather.
The Munchkin Man has a condition known as Hyperhydrosis.
This means the Munchkin Man sweats excessively.
When the Munchkin Man sweats excessively, the perspiration gets into the Munchkin Man's left ear and threatens to infect the very delicate operation the Munchkin Man had a few years ago to repair his perforated eardrum.
Do you have any other ideas for work the Munchkin Man can do that won't make him sweat?
Munchkin Man
Hmmmmmmm?????
Is it possible that prop...man....is right about some malingerer every now and again?
Posted by Upside on :
Munch, If you really recieved an eviction notice yesterday, why were you happily posting away on some of your other internet haunts as well as this one? Must not have bothered you all that much?
Posted by glassman on :
quote:Originally posted by bdgee:
Is it possible that prop...man....is right about some malingerer every now and again? [/QB]
MM is a true conservative, he's here to create a fable to teach us something... i'll be darned if i know what it is...
do they even have homelessness in OZ? quite frankly i don't know why you annoy the other posters here, i always find you amuzing...
seriously munch? i hate to come off as mean, but you need to get yourself some EmergenC and get to work on some good honest sweat.....
Posted by glassman on :
quote:Originally posted by Upside: Munch, If you really recieved an eviction notice yesterday, why were you happily posting away on some of your other internet haunts as well as this one? Must not have bothered you all that much?
Hi Upside,
That's a perfectly legitimate question.
What you have described is an existential dilemma for the Munchkin Man.
The Munchkin Man does not want to be a "Gloomy Gus" everywhere he goes.
Sometimes the Munchkin Man tries to forget about his problems and post with a happy outlook, in order to perk up his mood and stop feeling so sorry for himself.
On the other hand, the Munchkin Man also feels the need to vent every now and then as well.
You don't have to believe in Oz.
You don't have to believe in the Munchkin Man.
But the rent crisis the Munchkin Man has described is real.
Good luck to you.
Best Wishes,
Munchkin Man
Posted by Munchkin Man on :
quote:Originally posted by glassman: seriously munch? i hate to come off as mean, but you need to get yourself some EmergenC and get to work on some good honest sweat.....
The Munchkin Man has seen a glimpse of your heart, and the Munchkin Man knows you are not mean.
Ok, I see MM, but who is the bald guy talking to him?
Posted by bdgee on :
EmergenC
It's fortified koolaid for adults by another name.
Posted by glassman on :
no sugar tho, it's good stuff.. i drink it every day cuz i sweat alot too... sweating is a good thing...
it was brought to my attention years ago when you had to go to health food store to get it... the person that told me about it was a marathon runner, and she explained to me that the worse it tastes? the more you need the electrolytes...
gatorade is full of sugar/carbs but has electrolytes and always tastes good...
some days blowing glass in the San Bernadino desert? we'd be drinking at least a half gallon of water an hour all day and we had to be very careful to balance our electrolytes... and we used actual medical electrolytes there...
it's true about the taste, i'm not gonna describe it but the worse you need them the more they have a taste like urea smells...
Posted by bdgee on :
"gatorade is full of sugar/carbs but has electrolytes and always tastes good..."
I never liked the taste of the stuff.
Posted by glassman on :
quote:Originally posted by bdgee: "gatorade is full of sugar/carbs but has electrolytes and always tastes good..."
I never liked the taste of the stuff.
good is a relative term.... how about, it tastes better than panther sweat Posted by bdgee on :
No experience with panther sweat.
In fact, I didn't know the dang things sweated.
Posted by IWISHIHAD on :
I have used a product called pedialyte even though the product is recommended for children.
I never liked gatorade it always made me sick to my stomach.
Posted by glassman on :
pedialyte = panther sweat
Posted by bdgee on :
From Jimmy Rodgers TB blues:
"You take all the medicine you want Ill take good liquor for mine."
Posted by glassman on :
alcohol and coffee just de-hydratcha...
Posted by glassman on :
I'm off the beer and back on nothing but water from now on.
Posted by wdcisco on :
wdcisco:
Well, glass..., ya have convinced me.
I'm off the water and back on nothing but beer from now on. Posted by Munchkin Man on :
quote:Originally posted by glassman: seriously munch? i hate to come off as mean, but you need to get yourself some EmergenC and get to work on some good honest sweat.....
Greetings Mr. Glassman:
You will be happy to hear that the Munchkin Man bought his very first package of EmergencC at his local Walgreen's store today.
The Munchkin Man bought the Raspberry flavored packets, and the Munchkin Man is drinking his very first glass at this very moment.
Are you proud of the Munchkin Man?
Do you think one packet a day is enough?
Thanks again for the suggestion.
Best Wishes,
Munchkin Man
Posted by Munchkin Man on :
quote:Originally posted by Munchkin Man: But the rent crisis the Munchkin Man has described is real. Munchkin Man
The Munchkin Man has an update to provide in regard to his rent crisis.
As you may recall, the Munchkin Man's state vocational disability agency offered to pay the Munchkin Man's rent for the month of December on the date of November 29th.
The Munchkin Man's vocational rehabilitation counselor assured the Munchkin Man that although it takes about 30 days to process the payment, that the Munchkin Man's landlord would surely accept a rent payment voucher which guarantees payment and is backed up the state.
The Munchkin Man was told that no landlord has ever refused to accept such a state guaranteed rent payment voucher as "on time payment" ever before.
Unfortunately, this is exactly what happened.
And the landlord did not tell the Munchkin Man about it until one day after his rent was due, which was December 6th.
That was the day the Munchkin Man received his Notice To Pay Or Vacate.
The rent payment voucher was officially authorized by the state on the date of November 29th.
Yet, the landlord did not tell the Munchkin Man that this type of payment would not count as an "on time payment" for the month of December.
The Munchkin Man notified his counselor immediately.
Then one week later, the Munchkin Man received his court papers for the date of January 03, 2008.
The Munchkin Man's counselor contacted the state capital to see if they could process this rent payment voucher for the Munchkin Man and send it to the Munchkin Man's landlord as quickly as possible, preferably before the Munchkin Man's court date on January 03, 2008.
Yesterday, on the date of December 21, 2007, the Munchkin Man received a notice from his landlord, stating that the payment was finally received.
However, the Munchkin Man still owes the court costs as designated on his court papers.
The Munchkin Man's landlord is still seeking a judgement of eviction against the Munchkin Man, due to the fact that the Munchkin Man committed a technical violation by being late with his rent.
The Munchkin Man's only hope of avoiding eviction is to show up for his court case and argue his case before the judge.
The basis of the landlord's case is that the Munchkin Man has been late with his rent before, and that being late with his December rent was "the last straw."
But the Munchkin Man's state disability agency offered to pay for the Munchkin Man's December rent and told the Munchkin Man that everything would be okay.
The Munchkin Man's counselor even offered to pay for the Munchkin Man's rent with a state credit card, in order to give the landlord the "immediate payment" that was wanted.
But the landlord argued that she could not accept a credit card payment.
The Munchkin Man did not find out about any of this until the date of December 6th, one day after the Munchkin Man's rent was due, thus making the Munchkin Man technically late with his rent once again.
The Munchkin Man cannot afford a lawyer.
The Munchkin Man does not qualify for Legal Aid.
Therefore, the Munchkin Man is going to have to represent himself in court and act as his own lawyer.
The Munchkin Man's therapist thinks that this case might draw the attention of the local and national news.
Maybe you will get to see the Munchkin Man on Court TV.
The Munchkin Man will keep you posted.
Happy Holidays!
Munchkin Man
Posted by cottonjim on :
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Therefore, the Munchkin Man is going to have to represent himself in court and act as his own lawyer.
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I aint here to poke fun MM, however, I am getting a little bit of a chuckle picturing the court room scene, as well as the verbal exchange, Between MM the legal council and MM the plaintif. "Munchkin man, Can the Munchkin man tell the munchkin man where the munchkin man was on Dec. 6th." If you were looking for a section 8, mission accomplished Posted by jordanreed on :
Mr. Liar , once again, is pulling your leg..
do Not believe a thing he writes.. He has proven he caNNOT be trusted. He is a fraud,plain and simple. He deserves whatever hell he, himself, has made. But we will never know, for sure, of the truth. and I, couldnt care less.
Happy xmas everyone
Posted by wdcisco on :
The landlord sounds like a B*TCH!
Merry Christmas!!!! Posted by Upside on :
If you act as your own attorney, can you avoid speaking in the third person?
Posted by Lockman on :
quote:Originally posted by cottonjim:
Therefore, the Munchkin Man is going to have to represent himself in court and act as his own lawyer.
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I aint here to poke fun MM, however, I am getting a little bit of a chuckle picturing the court room scene, as well as the verbal exchange, Between MM the legal council and MM the plaintif. "Munchkin man, Can the Munchkin man tell the munchkin man where the munchkin man was on Dec. 6th." If you were looking for a section 8, mission accomplished [/QB][/QUOTE]
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