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You don't need it for another 3 weeks? So much for the Chrismas decorating I was going to do for you.
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duct tape is waterproof...

Miami is warm. you could prolly find work picking fruits and veggies outside the city, that way you'll be fed, get lots of sushine and exersize and start working on your comeback...

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Lol...its amazing how fast the topic can change..

Have a good weekend all!

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quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
maybe prop man will hire you to evict other tennants?

The Munchkin Man has a question for Prop Man.

First of all, the Munchkin Man will present the facts:

Due to personal financial hardship, the Munchkin Man's state vocational disability agency offered to pay the Munchkin Man's rent for the month of December.

This offer was made to the Munchkin Man on the date of November 29th.

This rent money was due on the date of December 5th.

The Munchkin Man's disability counselor called the Munchkin Man's landlord on the date of November 29th to explain the agency's plan to pay the Munchkin Man's rent for the month of December.

The Assistant Landlord Manager answered the phone, listened to the counselor's offer, and verbally agreed to accept this arrangement.

The Munchkin Man's counselor then notified the Munchkin Man that this arrangement was agreed upon.

As a result, the Munchkin Man thought his December rent was paid.

Then after the date of December 5th, the Munchkin Man received his Pay Or Vacate Notice.

The Munchkin Man immediately called his state vocational disability counselor to tell her about this latest development.

The counselor called the Head Landlord Manager to get to the bottom of this.

The Head Landlord Manager overruled and reversed the decision made by the Assistant Landlord Manager without telling the Munchkin Man.

They refused to accept a rent payment voucher which was guaranteed by the Commonwealth of Virginia.

The Munchkin Man was not notified of this reversal of decision until AFTER his rent was due on the date of December 5th.

Now the Munchkin Man has to appear in court on the date of January 03, 2008.

Have you ever heard of a case such as this?

The Munchkin Man cannot afford an attorney.

The Munchkin Man does not qualify for Legal Aid.

Do you have any advice for the Munchkin Man?

Thanks in advance.

Merry Christmas!

Munchkin Man

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Yes, this is an equal opportunity topic forum.

Not much is beneath our intellectual level.

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quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
duct tape is waterproof...

Miami is warm. you could prolly find work picking fruits and veggies outside the city, that way you'll be fed, get lots of sushine and exersize and start working on your comeback...

The Munchkin Man's doctor has ordered the Munchkin Man not to engage in any sort of manual labor, especially in hot and humid weather.

The Munchkin Man has a condition known as Hyperhydrosis.

This means the Munchkin Man sweats excessively.

When the Munchkin Man sweats excessively, the perspiration gets into the Munchkin Man's left ear and threatens to infect the very delicate operation the Munchkin Man had a few years ago to repair his perforated eardrum.

Do you have any other ideas for work the Munchkin Man can do that won't make him sweat?

Munchkin Man

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bend over,put your head between your legs,and kiss your ass goodbye [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Munchkin Man:
quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
duct tape is waterproof...

Miami is warm. you could prolly find work picking fruits and veggies outside the city, that way you'll be fed, get lots of sushine and exersize and start working on your comeback...

The Munchkin Man's doctor has ordered the Munchkin Man not to engage in any sort of manual labor, especially in hot and humid weather.

The Munchkin Man has a condition known as Hyperhydrosis.

This means the Munchkin Man sweats excessively.

When the Munchkin Man sweats excessively, the perspiration gets into the Munchkin Man's left ear and threatens to infect the very delicate operation the Munchkin Man had a few years ago to repair his perforated eardrum.

Do you have any other ideas for work the Munchkin Man can do that won't make him sweat?

Munchkin Man

Hmmmmmmm?????

Is it possible that prop...man....is right about some malingerer every now and again?

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Munch,
If you really recieved an eviction notice yesterday, why were you happily posting away on some of your other internet haunts as well as this one? Must not have bothered you all that much?

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quote:
Originally posted by bdgee:

Is it possible that prop...man....is right about some malingerer every now and again? [/QB]

MM is a true conservative, he's here to create a fable to teach us something...
i'll be darned if i know what it is...

do they even have homelessness in OZ? quite frankly i don't know why you annoy the other posters here, i always find you amuzing...


seriously munch? i hate to come off as mean, but you need to get yourself some EmergenC and get to work on some good honest sweat.....

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=bga4vLTOJ4U

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quote:
Originally posted by Upside:
Munch,
If you really recieved an eviction notice yesterday, why were you happily posting away on some of your other internet haunts as well as this one? Must not have bothered you all that much?

Hi Upside,

That's a perfectly legitimate question.

What you have described is an existential dilemma for the Munchkin Man.

The Munchkin Man does not want to be a "Gloomy Gus" everywhere he goes.

Sometimes the Munchkin Man tries to forget about his problems and post with a happy outlook, in order to perk up his mood and stop feeling so sorry for himself.

On the other hand, the Munchkin Man also feels the need to vent every now and then as well.

You don't have to believe in Oz.

You don't have to believe in the Munchkin Man.

But the rent crisis the Munchkin Man has described is real.

Good luck to you.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man

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quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
seriously munch? i hate to come off as mean, but you need to get yourself some EmergenC and get to work on some good honest sweat.....

The Munchkin Man has seen a glimpse of your heart, and the Munchkin Man knows you are not mean.

Is this the product you are talking about?

http://www.emergenc.com/

The Munchkin Man has never heard of it before.

The Munchkin Man was finally able to kick his Lexapro after several months.

Maybe the Munchkin Man will start taking this instead.

Then maybe the Munchkin Man will feel like exercising again.

Thanks for the tip!

Good luck to you.

Merry Christmas!

Munchkin Man

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quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bga4vLTOJ4U

Ok, I see MM, but who is the bald guy talking to him?
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EmergenC

It's fortified koolaid for adults by another name.

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no sugar tho, it's good stuff.. i drink it every day cuz i sweat alot too... sweating is a good thing...

it was brought to my attention years ago when you had to go to health food store to get it...
the person that told me about it was a marathon runner, and she explained to me that the worse it tastes? the more you need the electrolytes...

gatorade is full of sugar/carbs but has electrolytes and always tastes good...

some days blowing glass in the San Bernadino desert? we'd be drinking at least a half gallon of water an hour all day and we had to be very careful to balance our electrolytes... and we used actual medical electrolytes there...

it's true about the taste, i'm not gonna describe it but the worse you need them the more they have a taste like urea smells...

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"gatorade is full of sugar/carbs but has electrolytes and always tastes good..."

I never liked the taste of the stuff.

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quote:
Originally posted by bdgee:
"gatorade is full of sugar/carbs but has electrolytes and always tastes good..."

I never liked the taste of the stuff.

good is a relative term.... how about, it tastes better than panther sweat [Big Grin]

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No experience with panther sweat.

In fact, I didn't know the dang things sweated.

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I have used a product called pedialyte even though the product is recommended for children.

I never liked gatorade it always made me sick to my stomach.

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pedialyte = panther sweat

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From Jimmy Rodgers TB blues:

"You take all the medicine you want
Ill take good liquor for mine."

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alcohol and coffee just de-hydratcha...

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here's why you need electrolytes:

http://www.bozzysworld.com/

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quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
here's why you need electrolytes:

http://www.bozzysworld.com/

Well, glass..., ya have convinced me.

I'm off the beer and back on nothing but water from now on.

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wdcisco:

Well, glass..., ya have convinced me.

I'm off the water and back on nothing but beer from now on. [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by glassman:
seriously munch? i hate to come off as mean, but you need to get yourself some EmergenC and get to work on some good honest sweat.....

Greetings Mr. Glassman:

You will be happy to hear that the Munchkin Man bought his very first package of EmergencC at his local Walgreen's store today.

The Munchkin Man bought the Raspberry flavored packets, and the Munchkin Man is drinking his very first glass at this very moment.

Are you proud of the Munchkin Man?

Do you think one packet a day is enough?

Thanks again for the suggestion.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man

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quote:
Originally posted by Munchkin Man:
But the rent crisis the Munchkin Man has described is real.
Munchkin Man

The Munchkin Man has an update to provide in regard to his rent crisis.

As you may recall, the Munchkin Man's state vocational disability agency offered to pay the Munchkin Man's rent for the month of December on the date of November 29th.

The Munchkin Man's vocational rehabilitation counselor assured the Munchkin Man that although it takes about 30 days to process the payment, that the Munchkin Man's landlord would surely accept a rent payment voucher which guarantees payment and is backed up the state.

The Munchkin Man was told that no landlord has ever refused to accept such a state guaranteed rent payment voucher as "on time payment" ever before.

Unfortunately, this is exactly what happened.

And the landlord did not tell the Munchkin Man about it until one day after his rent was due, which was December 6th.

That was the day the Munchkin Man received his Notice To Pay Or Vacate.

The rent payment voucher was officially authorized by the state on the date of November 29th.

Yet, the landlord did not tell the Munchkin Man that this type of payment would not count as an "on time payment" for the month of December.

The Munchkin Man notified his counselor immediately.

Then one week later, the Munchkin Man received his court papers for the date of January 03, 2008.

The Munchkin Man's counselor contacted the state capital to see if they could process this rent payment voucher for the Munchkin Man and send it to the Munchkin Man's landlord as quickly as possible, preferably before the Munchkin Man's court date on January 03, 2008.

Yesterday, on the date of December 21, 2007, the Munchkin Man received a notice from his landlord, stating that the payment was finally received.

However, the Munchkin Man still owes the court costs as designated on his court papers.

The Munchkin Man's landlord is still seeking a judgement of eviction against the Munchkin Man, due to the fact that the Munchkin Man committed a technical violation by being late with his rent.

The Munchkin Man's only hope of avoiding eviction is to show up for his court case and argue his case before the judge.

The basis of the landlord's case is that the Munchkin Man has been late with his rent before, and that being late with his December rent was "the last straw."

But the Munchkin Man's state disability agency offered to pay for the Munchkin Man's December rent and told the Munchkin Man that everything would be okay.

The Munchkin Man's counselor even offered to pay for the Munchkin Man's rent with a state credit card, in order to give the landlord the "immediate payment" that was wanted.

But the landlord argued that she could not accept a credit card payment.

The Munchkin Man did not find out about any of this until the date of December 6th, one day after the Munchkin Man's rent was due, thus making the Munchkin Man technically late with his rent once again.

The Munchkin Man cannot afford a lawyer.

The Munchkin Man does not qualify for Legal Aid.

Therefore, the Munchkin Man is going to have to represent himself in court and act as his own lawyer.

The Munchkin Man's therapist thinks that this case might draw the attention of the local and national news.

Maybe you will get to see the Munchkin Man on Court TV.

The Munchkin Man will keep you posted.

Happy Holidays!

Munchkin Man

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[/qb][/QUOTE]

Therefore, the Munchkin Man is going to have to represent himself in court and act as his own lawyer.

[/QB][/QUOTE]

I aint here to poke fun MM, however, I am getting a little bit of a chuckle picturing the court room scene, as well as the verbal exchange, Between MM the legal council and MM the plaintif.
"Munchkin man, Can the Munchkin man tell the munchkin man where the munchkin man was on Dec. 6th." If you were looking for a section 8, mission accomplished [Big Grin]

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Mr. Liar , once again, is pulling your leg..

do Not believe a thing he writes.. He has proven he caNNOT be trusted. He is a fraud,plain and simple. He deserves whatever hell he, himself, has made. But we will never know, for sure, of the truth. and I, couldnt care less.


Happy xmas everyone

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The landlord sounds like a B*TCH!

Merry Christmas!!!! [Smile]

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If you act as your own attorney, can you avoid speaking in the third person?
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quote:
Originally posted by cottonjim:

Therefore, the Munchkin Man is going to have to represent himself in court and act as his own lawyer.

[/QB][/QUOTE]

I aint here to poke fun MM, however, I am getting a little bit of a chuckle picturing the court room scene, as well as the verbal exchange, Between MM the legal council and MM the plaintif.
"Munchkin man, Can the Munchkin man tell the munchkin man where the munchkin man was on Dec. 6th." If you were looking for a section 8, mission accomplished [Big Grin] [/QB][/QUOTE]

Now that's funny! Thanks JC.

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