The Munchkin Man is totally mystified by some of the changes which have come over modern women since the Munchkin Man was growing up.
The most noticeable change to the Munchkin Man's eyes is the tattoo craze. What's up with that?
The Munchkin Man was brought up to believe that girls are made of "sugar and spice and everything nice." Then they are to act accordingly and grow up to be young ladies.
Why would an attractive woman, who was born and blessed with such beautiful and feminine smooth skin, want to mutilate it with all sorts of tattoos?
Even worse are the multiple body piercings. The Munchkin Man is referring to pins and rings in tongues, eyebrows, noses, tongues, belly buttons, and other places.
Is all of this just a harmless fashion statement of modern times?
Here's another trend of modern times. The Munchkin Man's shrink recently told him that he has been getting a lot of adolescent patients, mostly girls, who are "cutters."
This means they like to cut themselves, usually on their arms, legs, and stomach, resulting in all sorts of ugly scars.
Among some circles of adolescents, this has become somewhat of a cult. The Munchkin Man has even heard of "cutting" clubs.
Apparently, they get some sort of satisfaction out of this. Whatever it is, the Munchkin Man will never understand it.
When the Munchkin Man was a young man in his twenties, which was back in the decade of the 1970s, the biggest fad for men was long hair.
A lot of parents, including the Munchkin Man's parents, thought that long hair on men was the most horrible thing in the world. But at least it was harmless.
The next big change the Munchkin Man has seen with women in modern times is the volume and intensity of their cursing.
When the Munchkin Man was growing up, the Munchkin Man hardly ever heard a women use the "F-word. Now the Munchkin Man hears the F-word from women all the time. In fact, it seems mighty hard these days to find a woman who does not use the F-word.
Finally, there is the smoking. Due to the anti-smoking movement, this is one habit of women whose rate has probably decreased over the years.
But why would any woman with a pretty face want to put a stinky cigarette in her pretty mouth and give it bad breath?
All of these habits seem to tie in together. When the Munchkin Man goes into a bar, a woman who is wearing tattoos is, more often than not, wearing at least one piercing locate someplace other than in her ears, using the F-word loudly and profusely, and smoking.
Why is it that so many attractive and pretty women don't want to act feminine anymore?
actually? almost anything by Alanis (esp from Jagged Little Pill....)
# Paradise by the Dashboard Light (Meat Loaf) # Song for the Dumped (Ben Folds) # Closer (Nine Inch Nails) # Brick (Ben Folds Five) # Playboy Mommy (Tori Amos) # Breakfast at Tiffany’s (Deep Blue Something) # Anything But Down (Sheryl Crow) # Back to Good (Matchbox 20) # Me and a Gun (Tori Amos) # Anything by Liz Phair # Best I Ever Had (Grey Sky Morning) (Vertical Horizon) # Guys Like Me (Aimee Mann) # Anything by Evanescence or Linkin Park # Melanie (”Weird Al” Yankovic) # Almost anything by They Might Be Giants # Don’t Stand So Close to Me (The Police) # Eleanor Rigby (The Beatles) # I Touch Myself (The Divinyls) # Anything by Rammst
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"When the Munchkin Man was growing up, the Munchkin Man hardly ever heard a women use the "F-word. Now the Munchkin Man hears the F-word from women all the time. In fact, it seems mighty hard these days to find a woman who does not use the F-word."
Agreed here Munchkin Man. I have never heard my wife, age 31, say a cuss word. A fact I am very proud of. But many other women today seem as trashy as men.
I trace it back to the feminist movement's stance changing from "we are equal to men", to "we are the same as men". And trying to lay claim that all differences between the sexes are due to society.
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MM, my guess is that if you ask the bar-hoppin', tatoo wearin', chain smokin, multiple piercin' female if she has been mentally or physically abused, she'll say yes. It's a hell of a lot easier to look ugly and escape the attention of potential abusers. Our greatest commodity in this country is our children. Unfortunately, they are the least protected and most vulnerable. Nobody's home raisin' the kids anymore because you need the double income to get by. Single parenting has been increasing exponentially in the last 2 decades. That and the exposure to violence on TV, video games, etc. Can't have sugar and spice unless you shut down the exposure to all that is ugly and raw with our world...
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'All of these habits seem to tie in together. When the Munchkin Man goes into a bar, a woman who is wearing tattoos is, more often than not, wearing at least one piercing locate someplace other than in her ears, using the F-word loudly and profusely, and smoking.'
try hangin out at classier bars..
none of this tirade bothers me...
referring to ones self in the third person is pretentious,,,and that bothers me ...
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what is wrong with todays women is they are too spoiled. core values are gone and MTV is now raising tomorrows mothers. i cant even find a woman who knows how to cook! hows that going to work out if i have kids at home and im at work and she doesnt know how to make dinner.
ive been to several places overseas and the women there are much different than american women. they arent as hefty in the waist either if you know what i mean lol
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I think there are some generalizations being made here in the way people act. Tattoo's seem to be a fad these day's it is not just young people that are getting them and definitely not just women. The two biggest problems i see with them is 1. Health problems if not done right and second if you change your mind it's a lot harder to get them removed. See what those Beatles and Elvis started.
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quote:Originally posted by CashCowMoo: upside lets go check out a rodeo then lol
I'm serious, try it. You have to have a whole different approach though. Can't use the standard "can I buy you a drink" line. Gotta keep a Snickers bar tucked in your shirt pocket to use as bait.
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quote:Originally posted by Johnwayne: Duke doesn't like that either Jordan
Cottonjim doesn't think to much of it either. On a personal note, Cottonjim likes it when his hot little tatooed, pierced tounge wife plays the flute (if you know what I mean). And when cottonjim is in the drivers seat (if you know what I mean) he doesn't mind when his hot wife moans in his ear that cottinjim is so f'n good. A properly placed F bomb can do wonders for the self esteem.
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quote:Originally posted by glassman: you sure a Godiva wouldn't be better Up?..snickers are so, well, cheap...
No, no, no. If you're truly going hoggin, Godiva, Ghiradellis, heck, even Dove is much too classy. You're looking for what these women load up on when they're at Walgreens. Sometimes a pocketful of M & M's will do the trick. Just bust a few of them so they can pick up the scent.
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upside i was thinking of putting an ice cream ball on a fishing line and casting it outside of some department store and then ill reel them in for the catch!
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[/QUOTE]On a personal note, Cottonjim likes it when his hot little tatooed, pierced tounge wife plays the flute (if you know what I mean)[/QB][/QUOTE] _____
This is the first time the Munchkin Man has ever heard of a tattooed lady with a pierced tongue who plays the flute.
What's this world coming to?
This is not the same world the Munchkin Man grew up in.
The Munchkin Man's feelings of sociocultural alienation are increasing as the Munchkin Man grows older.
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