quote:Originally posted by jordanreed: referring to ones self in the third person is pretentious,,,and that bothers me ...
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Nothing is wrong with todays women. I think they are pretty sexy and tough. I love them
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Having munchy around makes me feel like Timmy's gimpy thanksgiving turkey is following us about.
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quote:Originally posted by glassman: pocket full? you mean like with, well, blue jean fuzz balls stuck to 'em too????
Won't bother them in the least. Heck, roll a couple of them across the bar room floor and see what happens.
David Letterman liked this one: he just used it... he said he's on a new diet, and he only eats stuff he finds in his pocket.... says he's never felt better... i didn't realise he sent his writers here for material..
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i dunno who all reads... that's why i got aluminum foil all over the walls, the ceiling, the windows, and of course my hat is double thick heavy reynolds wrap...
i had to buy sheet metal for the floor cuz the foil kept getting tore up by the wheels on my chair... ....
and i always put tape over my web-cam unless i'm actually using it..
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but birds? now, birds are a problem...(mynahs in particular)
not the least of which is a proper "mold" or "form" for their hats... to the rescue--Nuts! say, acorn for finch, pecan for parakeet, and so on... no rubber-bands for chinstraps, either. You need those little elastic thingees...think "tiny bungee"
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speaking of Darwin? i miss him... have you seen any sign of him lately? he showed up one day a little while back, said hi, and then he split again...
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quote:Originally posted by glassman: speaking of Darwin? i miss him... have you seen any sign of him lately? he showed up one day a little while back, said hi, and then he split again...
most recent sighting for me re trading was on the PGPM thread...prolly coupla months ago, by now.
Seems like he popped in an off-topics since then...
for that matter...shoot, I'd like to run a few with his protege--he's a alot of fun, in my book
quote:Originally posted by Egg Inspector: munch, are you here?
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MM,
yes, we have met, briefly. in threads of old. I am a total newB. May 1st you could say was my official start date. will you contact me through my profile, or Email thru Boo maybe, I don't know. you have your PM's turned off and I have a private matter to discuss (you will be sure when we contact)
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I blame Madonna and MTV. Blame is a harsh word but I do see Madonna as largley responsible for womens conduct today. But hey its there preogative how they wanna act. I know you think it sounds stupid but I alot alot of thought into this...here goes. When Modonna first blew up there were very FEW women that didnt idolize her. Every girl wanted to wear virgin braclets and a fishnet shirt with a bra underneath and whatever the hell else she was wearing. All while singing "like a virgin". Then she started telling women "dont go for second best" be a gold digger. while dressed like a man smoking cigars and grabbing her snatch. Then somewhere along the line it came out that she was in porn when she was younger so that became more excepting for women. Then in her "justify video" she told women its ok dyke off and have threesomes. Somwhere along the line she felt she wasnt getting enough attention so she decided to make a friggen coffee table book which featured her wearing a nuns head-dress and her snatch. On one page i think she even simulated blowing a dog (LOL C'MON!) Through out all this she lambasted the catholic religion and whatta ya know coverted to KABALA. Im sure shell exploit that religion too.
Now you say "Madonna doesnt have piercing or tattoos?" And I say, no she doesnt but she had a HUGE impact on the young ladies that made it "EN VOGUE" She taught them "shock value". And now we're left with girls like Brittany and Christina etc. That always feel like they gotta one up the filth. Look at "GIRLS GONE WILD". She set a precident 15 years ago that it was OK to be in porn and do guys in public and to DYKE OFF. its just been handed down to todays youngins. Theres so much more but Im turning this thing into Ted Kazinskys manifesto.
HERES THE KICKER!! (cut & paste) If Madonna's kids are bad they risk the chance of losing their once weekly movie allowed, and even worse no story time if they are even more naughty!
She adds, "My kids don't watch TV. We have televisions but they're not hooked up to anything but movies. TV is trash. I was raised without it. We don't have newspapers or magazines in the house either.
"The kids watch movies every Sunday, so if they're naughty, they get their movie taken away. If they're a little naughty, then no stories before bed."
LMAO!!!! WHAT the HELL could "BEING NAUGHTY" be TO HER??? Not cleaning all the semen in the house? This is a hypocrit in PURE FORM. Keep in mind she choses to raise her kids in London because she feel that "American Culture" is diminishing....LMAO!!!!
Believe it or not I am fine with women today (to each there own) I feel embarassed for the way alot of them act. Is there a double standard with me? NO cause i never acted like in this fashion. It only makes the more reserved woman that much more precious.
Chapelle was right "if pssy were a stock it would be plummetting, they be given it out to easy". Were over stocked ladies.....its all supply and demand
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Even easier to accept the premise of a loaded question.
Maybe if you are so convinced that there is something " Wrong With Today's Women", it has a lot to do with where you hang out or what is wrong with you?
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I wouldn't be so flippant as to seriously describe them as "eazzzzzzzzzy pickens!!!".
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