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weeeeeeeeee!

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Nashoba Holba Chepulechi
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When I look at these papers from the IRS,
I have to weeee. (and make rude thunderous noises)

Move to another country. Hmm, maybe I could
move into a cardboard box and claim that box
to be a sovereign nation.

Queendom Of Box.

hmm..

Land Of Boxes. Boxland. Boxtralia. Boxes.
Box Republic. Outer Boxogolia.

Maybe have some homeless join me.

United Boxes Of Cardboard.


No! No! I want to be Queen.

The Commonwealth Of Boxes.


I should not worry so much. Final analysis
is I will have to write the IRS a check.
It's just money.

Besides I am too pretty for prison, which
is now a valid legal defense against a free
vacation at the Gray Bar Hotel.

(true - a gal avoided prison claiming to be too pretty)


Purl Gurl - Queen of Boxes
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works for me...the "too pretty" defense


hey, your festival could be a Boxanalia...

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It's just money.

Purl? are you OK?
how about sending me JUST 100 grand? [Big Grin] LOL, didn't think so....

you could try the Dominion of Melchizedeck

http://www.melchizedek.com/

i think they are looking for a princess...

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Ha! Ha! You are way funny, Glassman.

I visited their website, looked around and
clicked on their "Historic Homeland" link.
Immediately I noticed their dominion boundries
are labeled "cease fire lines."

Odd, I think I recognize some of their city
names, for unknown reasons.

You are such a dahhhhling boy.

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did you check the SOUTH POLE LIVE IMAGE?

http://www.melchizedek.com/antarctica/liveimage.htm

[Big Grin]

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Welcome back Purl. Hope all work out for you in your situation.

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Thanks, Peaser!

It all comes out in the wash. Whatever the
IRS is after, they will have it and I will
move on with my life.

Until then, I will remain a nervous wreck.

Purl Gurl
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quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
When I look at these papers from the IRS,
I have to weeee. (and make rude thunderous noises)


Purl Gurl - Queen of Boxes
Lady Purl, didn't you mis-type? Was that "weeee" supposed to be whiz?
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Boys whiz. Girls weee.

"...and this little piggy went weee weee weee!"

Oh Lord, what a mess.

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Uh huh! So now we find that Lady Purl is a sexist.
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quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Well, I am not sure "which" type of audit just
yet, Keith. I received an inquiry about a need
to file a 1044-D for year 2004.

My hope is this is some computer audit generated
request, and not a "full blown" audit.

Tell ya, I am tired of ****ting a brick each morning
upon awakening and remembering the revenuers are
after my big fat butt.

Think I will claim an "innocent spouse" excuse.
figure out the type of audit, most are not full blown. Also not much you can do so don' waste money worrying.

You can change the local. Find a busy one. City is good, usually. check with a local IRS fighting lawyer. They'll probably even know the best office.

bring your crap and be honest.....

You'll be fine, tassels help too.
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Wait..... Who are these IRS people? Never heard of em...

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