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One time I was fishing at a resevior....Some people showed up and woke me from my snooze...I figured it was time to leave, so I realed in my line....When one of them noticed I did'nt have a hook on the line,,,they said " you can't catch a fish without a hook" I replied I know, I hate cleaning fish.
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There once was a fish named Wanda She rode by my boat on a Honda Then all of the sudden da boat did a flip And made me make a wish For that crazy fish To give me a ride over yawnda
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Went fishing in Canada years ago, with hubbys family, and as he and I were in a small boat together, of course he got this whopping fish on his hook, and he started yelling for me to pull up the anchor, and I was so excited, I started to pull up the motor instead, and the fish wrapped around the anchor rope! Goodbye huge Bass! Needless to say, hubby wasn't very happy with me!
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Once had a outboard engine take off beside the boat. I was in a big hurry and did'nt fasten it down properly. It stayed on just fine untill I got out into the main river channel..Then when I powered up it came off the transom an began a life of it's own..The damn thing started doing flips...Then the fuel line broke and it sank...Got the motor back by using a diver...
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I was steelhead fishing and was catching wild fish, in a river where you could only keep hatchery fin clipped steelhead.... Well,I kept catching wild fish and had to let them go [ big fine if you don't ] I began to get a little teed off, because I wanted to take one home for the barbaque. Something did'nt seem quite right, after the second wild fish, I noticed a fresh small hole in it's lip..Then it dawned on me, it was the same damn fish!!!Steelhead are supposed to be smart and hard to catch... So I did the only senseable thing any fisherman would do...I tied about a foot of green yarn around his tail and let him go again..... A few days went by, and I was fueling my truck at a local gas station..This character was telling a story about this fish he KEPT with green yarn around it's tail.....He said the fish came right to him with little fight.....He said it was like the fish knew he would let him go.... Damn poucher!!!!!!!
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Going back up to my secret spot in canada in a month. Last time up at a certain lake we fish, the smallest fish caught was about 2.5 pounds. All native rainbows. The other lake, well, 4 guys, 2 days, 900 fish. Yep, 900. Bare hooks, flies, hardware, didn't matter. Just got boring. The only problem is the drive and the wild life. The drive is about 14 hours from Tacoma WA, and there are lots of bears, moose, and cougars. 2 Lessons learned. 1. Never cook in a vehicle you sleep in. Bears will come and at 2:00 AM when you think your buddy is messing with you and you get up to yell at him and only see bear snout, well, thats bad. And 2, don't try and pet the moose. They don't like it, they chase you, and you climb the tree, and when you get down you spend the next two hours pulling slivers out of your inner thighs.
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Johnson's good, but the Hondas are El Supremo in that world. By the way Dusty, they comin in thick yet or is it the head of the run? The silvers and humpies are thick in the Puyallup and my buddy went down and got into a bunch of Kings down on the Skokomish. The only problem is tat your shoulder to shoulder and two deep in spots. I remember the good ol days when you would see people on the river, but nothing like this. Fishing in Washington is pretty much ruined now. Too bad the State refuses to do anything to limit growth.
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