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Oval Office Conversation between Dubya and Condoleeza Rice.
Secretary: Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B.: Good, send her in.
Secretary: Yessir.
(Hangs up. Condi enters.)
Condoleeza R.: Good morning, Mr. President.
George B.: Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza R.: Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B.: Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B.: Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B.: Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
George B.: That's who's name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
(Pause.)
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That's correct, sir.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
(Pause. Crumples paper.)
George B.: Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi Annan?
George B.: No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condoleeza R.: Hello. Rice, here.
George B.: Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
(Condi hangs up violently.)
George B.: Can you get chinese food in the Middle East?
(Condi opens the door.)
George B.: I don't know.
(Condi slams the door and leaves!)
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Funny thing is I remember they said the same things about Reagan... now it turns out he was right and now they all claim to love him... Idiot commies are so predictable.
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the difference is that Reagan was actually bright before he got alzheimers...
President George W. Bush is given a tour of the North Korean border by Lt. Col. William Miller, left, and General Thomas Schwartz from Observation Post Ouellette near Camp Bonifas in South Korea, Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2002.
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Nice try glass.. I remember this pic from years ago... They tried the same thing with reagan and it didn't work. History won. You are fighting a losing battle glass... capitalists are winning and commies are broke.
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quote:Originally posted by RiescoDiQui: Funny thing is I remember they said the same things about Reagan... now it turns out he was right and now they all claim to love him... Idiot commies are so predictable.
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I've never heard of any communists that claim to love Reagan.
quote:Originally posted by RiescoDiQui: Funny thing is I remember they said the same things about Reagan... now it turns out he was right and now they all claim to love him... Idiot commies are so predictable.
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Lots of positive imput from friends in Hawaii.. Politics? they more or less say , huh?
Seems the Pacific rim is on fire, and I don't just mean the Volcanoes.
Tows between the Far East and Peru and Chile must be up, cause Captains are at a premium..
Realestate is booming, even tho the Hawaiians are trying to to throw us out of the Islands! Nothing new there, except they are making headway in some areas..
Go West! Young men and women and find your fortune!!
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The East coast of Russia is what I'm interested in, wow it is becoming wide open!!!!! Big Time!!
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How can fresh Shrimp, scallops, Halibut, Salmon and something that looks like an Elk be bad food?
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Jobs in Peru, Chile, Singapore, Hong Kong, even New Zealand and Australlia are booming in certain sectors..
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I'm not sure if they call an Elk an Elk in Russia. I think it is a Big Red Deer, and they are very good to eat, according to sources..
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Americans are all over the World involved in enterprises...They are the winners who know how to WIN and not just piss and moan!
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Just bringing some light into what America is doing without all the ties to DC.
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