Oval Office Conversation between Dubya and Condoleeza Rice.
Secretary: Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B.: Good, send her in.
Secretary: Yessir.
(Hangs up. Condi enters.)
Condoleeza R.: Good morning, Mr. President.
George B.: Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza R.: Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B.: Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B.: Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B.: Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
George B.: That's who's name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
(Pause.)
George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That's correct, sir.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
(Pause. Crumples paper.)
George B.: Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi Annan?
George B.: No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condoleeza R.: Hello. Rice, here.
George B.: Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
(Condi hangs up violently.)
George B.: Can you get chinese food in the Middle East?
(Condi opens the door.)
George B.: I don't know.
(Condi slams the door and leaves!)
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Why all the condifussion? I understood everything they said about Russia..
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
Funny thing is I remember they said the same things about Reagan... now it turns out he was right and now they all claim to love him... Idiot commies are so predictable.
Posted by glassman on :
the difference is that Reagan was actually bright before he got alzheimers...
President George W. Bush is given a tour of the North Korean border by Lt. Col. William Miller, left, and General Thomas Schwartz from Observation Post Ouellette near Camp Bonifas in South Korea, Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2002.
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
Nice try glass.. I remember this pic from years ago... They tried the same thing with reagan and it didn't work. History won. You are fighting a losing battle glass... capitalists are winning and commies are broke.
Posted by glassman on :
china (the commies)is broke?
i can't prove it? but i think some of our people in very high places have sold US out to them dude....
that is why the labor unions are dead or dying after all...
ya gotta admit that is a pretty funny picture
"so night vision is dark? huh?"
Posted by *Magnetic*Microspheres* on :
Glassman; Bush is only human and has his flaws just like myself "I like that about him" with that said the video below is soon to become a classic LOL http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/bush-escapes-p1.php Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Now it turns out Reagan was right?
Explain, please.
quote:Originally posted by RiescoDiQui: Funny thing is I remember they said the same things about Reagan... now it turns out he was right and now they all claim to love him... Idiot commies are so predictable.
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
The fact that you ask me to explain means you could never understand... Look up trickle down theory.. Look up cold war...
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Trickle down theory? It's great for the ones doing the trickling.
Everyone else just gets pi$$ed on.
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
I've never heard of any communists that claim to love Reagan.
quote:Originally posted by RiescoDiQui: Funny thing is I remember they said the same things about Reagan... now it turns out he was right and now they all claim to love him... Idiot commies are so predictable.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Well Alibaba is up an flying again....Hmmm rented Carpet?
Posted by glassman on :
trickle out is more like it.....
dubya ain't no Ronnie
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: Well Alibaba is up an flying again....Hmmm rented Carpet?
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Ronnie wasn't so hot either but, compared to Dubya, he was the Messiah.
quote:Originally posted by glassman: trickle out is more like it.....
dubya ain't no Ronnie
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Lots of positive imput from friends in Hawaii.. Politics? they more or less say , huh?
Seems the Pacific rim is on fire, and I don't just mean the Volcanoes.
Tows between the Far East and Peru and Chile must be up, cause Captains are at a premium..
Realestate is booming, even tho the Hawaiians are trying to to throw us out of the Islands! Nothing new there, except they are making headway in some areas..
Go West! Young men and women and find your fortune!!
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Been West so long it looks like East to me...
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
The East coast of Russia is what I'm interested in, wow it is becoming wide open!!!!! Big Time!!
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Yeah, but I hear the food is lousy. Posted by Dustoff101 on :
I know an urchin diver on a joint venture making mid 6 digits in Russia..
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Meanwhile, the Urchin Divers in Oklahoma aren't doing nearly as well. Posted by Dustoff101 on :
How can fresh Shrimp, scallops, Halibut, Salmon and something that looks like an Elk be bad food?
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
I ate something that looked like an elk at the local Sizzler once. I felt terrible for a week!
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Jobs in Peru, Chile, Singapore, Hong Kong, even New Zealand and Australlia are booming in certain sectors..
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
I'm not sure if they call an Elk an Elk in Russia. I think it is a Big Red Deer, and they are very good to eat, according to sources..
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Jobs, competent leadership and a good economy? Who needs 'em!
We have FREEDOM. Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
An elk by any other name tastes just as sweet!
(according to sources) Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Americans are all over the World involved in enterprises...They are the winners who know how to WIN and not just piss and moan!
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
I've been pissing, moaning AND winning for years. You can do whatever you set your mind to. Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
What does Russia have to do with Dubya and Condi, Dustoff101?
(Granted, they might eventually decide to bomb it...)
Posted by glassman on :
Elk is delicious... as is bison.... both are much better than a stringy old vennison...
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
I started an elk and bison thread, so that we can keep this one on topic.
Now... isn't Dubya a bad joke?
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Borneo and New Guinea, hell all of Malaysia is booming if ya got the adventurous spirit in ya!
Engineers, Medical personal, miners, rough necks, Capitalists go for it! It's the South Pacific, a dream land of adventure, romance, and danger...
I personaly know young folks who have the world by the tail in the Pacific Rim..
Americans are well recieved in most areas, but use common sense.
LiL' Pack! LOL
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
So my American flag should stay at home?
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Just bringing some light into what America is doing without all the ties to DC.
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
I thought the rest of the world saw Americans as liberators. Hmmm…
I've got to stop watching the Murdoch channel. Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Alibaba, can't twist politics into it with me..
My roots are freedom, born and raised AMERICAN!
And I don't need no stinking badges!
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
You wanna rumble? lets go to the PM'S
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Come on princess go to the PM'S
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
Allibabbbba is back at it I see. Spewing his angry commie message that America is the worst country in the world. Go move to france so you will have less to whine about.
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
The wine is better in France, I'll admit.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
4Art, you ain't fooling anybody. Scat.
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
allliiibababababababababa you obviously hate this country. Move to france... you will have much less time to whine about the US when your time is consumed with finding a working toilet.
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
I read your PM, Dunceoff. Wow! You are one kinky guy! I'm sorry, but I just don't get into that kind of BD stuff. Good luck with your personal ad.
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: Come on princess go to the PM'S
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Riesco, Alibaba and his kind are exactly the reason why the country went Republican.
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
alibabababababa I also read your PM to me and to be honest I'm not really into watching you with three horses... Thanks for the offer though.
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
I love this country. It's all the idiots that want to send us back to the '50s that bother me.
quote:Originally posted by RiescoDiQui: allliiibababababababababa you obviously hate this country. Move to france... you will have much less time to whine about the US when your time is consumed with finding a working toilet.
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Chew slowly, dunce...
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: Riesco, Alibaba and his kind are exactly the reason why the country went Republican.
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: Riesco, Alibaba is exactly why the country went Republican.
exactly why the country moved to the right... commies are just too crazy to be trusted.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
quote:Originally posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya: I love this country. It's all the idiots that want to send us back to the '50s that bother me.
quote:Originally posted by RiescoDiQui: allliiibababababababababa you obviously hate this country. Move to france... you will have much less time to whine about the US when your time is consumed with finding a working toilet.
--------------------------------------------- 4Art the only thing you love, is hate!
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
You guys are so cute.
I'm for McCain.
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101:
quote:Originally posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya: I love this country. It's all the idiots that want to send us back to the '50s that bother me.
quote:Originally posted by RiescoDiQui: allliiibababababababababa you obviously hate this country. Move to france... you will have much less time to whine about the US when your time is consumed with finding a working toilet.
--------------------------------------------- 4Art the only thing you love, is hate!
And horses... don't forget horses... apparently three at a time... man I wish I could get away with posting the PM he sent me... pretty sure it would be deleted by the moderators though.
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
quote:Originally posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya: You guys are so cute.
I'm for McCain.
See dusty... told you he was kind of sweet on you.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Maybe 4Art aka Alibaba is a chick?
Might explain a few things..
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
I love you both, RiescoDiQui. You and your little dog Dustoff101!
quote:Originally posted by RiescoDiQui:
quote:Originally posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya: You guys are so cute.
I'm for McCain.
See dusty... told you he was kind of sweet on you.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
See what I mean..Appalling? chicks talk like that.
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
I see you are a feminist as well as an intellectual.
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: Maybe 4Art aka Alibaba is a chick?
Might explain a few things..
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: Maybe 4Art aka Alibaba is a chick?
Might explain a few things..
Smart money is on her smelling like onions and harboring upwards of fifty cats.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Hey Riesco, Ruff Ruff LMAO!
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Smart money is on you've never seen smart money.
quote:Originally posted by RiescoDiQui:
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: Maybe 4Art aka Alibaba is a chick?
Might explain a few things..
Smart money is on her smelling like onions and harboring upwards of fifty cats.
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
I heard that sometimes Riesco plays the dog and you play the master! Kinky...
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: Hey Riesco, Ruff Ruff LMAO!
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
well that was a dissapointing comeback alibabababababababa. What's wrong? I got close with the cats didn't I? You get kinda protective of those cats don't you sweetie? I'm sorry cupcake I know how hurtfull it can be to have someone you idolize make fun of you... I promise to resist the urge for atleast the next three minutes. Wipe the tears away... it's ok.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
I don't even want to know what kind of, in cupcakes words, "quote: appalling fetishes" pricess might have.LMAO
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
RiescoDiQui,
Your good looks and charm, together with a subway token, might get you on the train. I hope so.
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: I don't even want to know what kind of, in cupcakes words, "quote: appalling fetishes" pricess might have.LMAO
Appalling is definitely girly speak. apparently quite lonely as per all the propositions via PM... Nasty stuff too.
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Dustoff101: This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: I don't even want to know what kind of, in cupcakes words, "quote: appalling fetishes" pricess might have.LMAO
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
Alibabababababa I can tell by the PM's that you are a naughty girl... funny I was gonna say little but we both know that aint' true... don't we cupcake
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Then why did you accept, sweetie?
quote:Originally posted by RiescoDiQui:
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: I don't even want to know what kind of, in cupcakes words, "quote: appalling fetishes" pricess might have.LMAO
Appalling is definitely girly speak. apparently quite lonely as per all the propositions via PM... Nasty stuff too.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Hard drives tell the story...There are investigations going on all over the internet.
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Perhaps, if you bathed, you'd spend less time in chat rooms RiescoDiQui.
quote:Originally posted by RiescoDiQui: Alibabababababa I can tell by the PM's that you are a naughty girl... funny I was gonna say little but we both know that aint' true... don't we cupcake
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
If Alibaba is really as sick as you say, maybe the authorities would like to have a look see..
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
quote:Originally posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya: Perhaps, if you bathed, you'd spend less time in chat rooms RiescoDiQui.
quote:Originally posted by RiescoDiQui: Alibabababababa I can tell by the PM's that you are a naughty girl... funny I was gonna say little but we both know that aint' true... don't we cupcake
If you bathed, your cats would not all have lung infections.
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
You better erase all that Swedish porn, Dustoff101!
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: Hard drives tell the story...There are investigations going on all over the internet.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
quote:Originally posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya: You better erase all that Swedish porn, Dustoff101!
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: Hard drives tell the story...There are investigations going on all over the internet.
------------------------------------------------- From what I am learning about you, you are the one with the Hard Drive problem..
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
All my drives are hard, Dustoff101.
Are yours floppy?
Try Viagra!
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Getting a little nervous? there cupcake, cause ya should. LOL
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Not at all. I see they deleted a few of DQRs posts, however. Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Take me now, sailor!
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
quote:Originally posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya: I read your PM, Dunceoff. Wow! You are one kinky guy! I'm sorry, but I just don't get into that kind of BD stuff. Good luck with your personal ad.
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: Come on princess go to the PM'S
------------------------------------------------- Go ahead and post it, seeing how I have not sent one...
You just admitted you are a liar....What else are ya cupcake?
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
A little slow on the draw there. Must be all the chemicals.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101:
quote:Originally posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya: I read your PM, Dunceoff. Wow! You are one kinky guy! I'm sorry, but I just don't get into that kind of BD stuff. Good luck with your personal ad.
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: Come on princess go to the PM'S
------------------------------------------------- Go ahead and post it, seeing how I have not sent one...
You just admitted you are a liar....What else are ya cupcake?
---------------------------------------------- Not slow, just waiting to see how stupid you might be...
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
I already know how stupid you might be, but thanks for the update anyway.
Maybe a few less drugs would help.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Alibaba, I will post the drugs that have saved my life and why I take them....
I think the people of Allstocks will not be very happy with you, when I get done.
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
The people at allstocks are already fed up with him dusty... surely a little more couldn't hurt.
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
I don't live to please the people of Allstocks but I wasn't referring to any medically-necessary drugs.
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
Dustoff101 Member
Member Rated: posted December 11, 2005 10:27 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by QBID'n: Catch any waves today Dusty? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------------ Yep! And I want to brag about it! Doc should raise an eyebrow when he reads this.
I am well on my way to dumbfounding some very good Doctors at the VA hospital in Portland.
I take the following daily. 100 mgs of Carvedilol. 20 mgs of Zestril [genaric lisinopril] 125 mcg Digoxin 5 mg Coumadin 40 Furosemide
I have a severe heart condition that is not a candidate for transplant or surgery.
BUT!!! I'm surfing! My heart is actually mending itself and the Atrial fib is under control.
I was given the old 1-5 years thing, 7 years ago.
Exercise is Key people!!!! And a sense of humor and good attitude don't hurt any either.
These Heart drugs I take are truly "Miracle Drugs ".....
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
They must not like you much either, as you've been banned at least once.
quote:Originally posted by RiescoDiQui: The people at allstocks are already fed up with him dusty... surely a little more couldn't hurt.
I took all those, and more, by 10:00 AM this morning!
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: 100 mgs of Carvedilol. 20 mgs of Zestril [genaric lisinopril] 125 mcg Digoxin 5 mg Coumadin 40 Furosemide
Posted by Dustoff101 on :
You need to leave 4ART...You are disgracing yourself and Allstocks..
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
I'm not 4Art.
Posted by RiescoDiQui on :
This place always goes down the tubes everytime this guy shows up.. realy.. just IP ban the guy and get it ove with.
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Didn't your mother teach you to just ignore people that bother you?
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Allstocks,
Ban RiescoDiQui, Dustoff101 and NaturalResources and you'll be well on your way to a respectable forum!
Posted by lilpennypincher on :
quote:Originally posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya: Very nice!
quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: Alibaba, phuck you.
I like this!
Sorry Dust. Now I'll stop
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Don't stop! I think Dustoff101 needs the attention.
Posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya on :
Great idea, Aylobaha Gafuleya! [Admin]
quote:Originally posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya: Allstocks,
Ban RiescoDiQui, Dustoff101 and NaturalResources and you'll be well on your way to a respectable forum!
Posted by cyclekitty1 on :
quote:Originally posted by Aylobaha Gafuleya: I'm not 4Art.
HaHa who are you trying to fool? Peace be with you 4Art!
Posted by jordanreed on :
stir that pot and wait for it to boil. Yous guys are fun!
Posted by Relentless. on :
This place used to be so much fun... What happened?
Posted by glassman on :
we don't have the shrubbery to pick on anymore?
Posted by CashCowMoo on :
Relentless it still is! Come join the fun!
Posted by T e x on :
quote:Originally posted by Relentless.: This place used to be so much fun... What happened?
Well, for one thing...the quality of your posts...kinda...slipped--did you sustain a head injury?
Although, I *do* see *flashes* occasionally, eg, the "tears" retort...had I been properly hydrated, I may have come to tears over that one.
Posted by The Bigfoot on :
1) No Dusty 2) Not enough female influence 3) Hard times with strong feelings all across the board. Change is difficult even when things are going well.
4)We all gettin older and cranky when we don't get our naps. Posted by T e x on :
suggest you take a nap, then figger out a way to get Upside's "friends" to start posting: That takes care of 50%, right offa the bat...
Posted by Relentless. on :
I thought I was crankier then than now? Do miss Dusty.. that was one funny old fart... and good in a scrap. We need to rangle up a few DWE's PMS' and Bdgee's with a sprinkle of Munchy's to get this place going again.
Posted by T e x on :
lol, you complained about them more than anybody else...
Posted by Relentless. on :
And now I miss the irritating offenders... odd huh?...
Posted by T e x on :
'member what Sonny Liston said?
Life a funny thang. Posted by Relentless. on :
Yeah this maturity thing is unexpected to say the least.
Posted by T e x on :
quote:Originally posted by Relentless.: Yeah this maturity thing is unexpected to say the least.
Well, keep going--I expect to get over the maturity thing, myself...any day now.
In fact, I got rid of all the old National Geographics, plus the Ubuntu for Dummies, Vol. I & II.
Posted by Relentless. on :
You made the switch from wondiows??? I am.. well I'm proud. I'm dual booting xp and UE 2.3 and adoring it.. Would leave windows all together were it not for blackberry not having a desktop manager capable of linux.
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