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Neverneverland, BS., Aug 19, 2007 /PRNewswire-LastCall via yabbadabbado/ -- JUMP Acquisitions Corp. (OTC Pink Sheets: JUMP) BSO, Frankie Lovelace announces a name change for both the company and himself due to unforeseen events. "You see, I inadvertently drilled a borehole on the border of Tibet, and apparently broke a centuries old Buddhist taboo against drilling for oil in Tibet. As a result, the Dalai Lama sent a vicious killer named Kwai Chang Caine on my trail. This is no laughing matter. To make matters worse, the Chinese government has filed a complaint against India for allowing me to slant drill into Tibet, and India has filed a complaint to the United Nations because, well, I didn't exactly ask for, nor was I granted, permission to drill. I mean really, why all this fuss about a hole, anyway?"
Frank Lovelace further states: "But I digress. The good news is that me, mom, sis, Spot, Fido, and the rest of the officers of what is now known as JUMP have decided to allow investors even more time to take advantage of the forward split! Effective immediately, the Royalty trust will be extended to 2874 anno domini. Actually, we don't have a lot of choice, since Kwai Chang Caine broke into the vault and stole not only the shares, but the bank itself. The bank was later recovered, but the shares were used in some freaky Buddhist incense ritual, and to make a long story short, I will fight tooth and nail to go to the contingency plan, which is to contact my former nemeses, the counterfeiters in eastern Europe, and ask them to reissue new stock certificates. Some may question the validity of doing this, but really, look at the shares you have now and ask yourself what they are worth anyway? At least this way you'll have shiny new worthless share certificates that I promise not to dilute to more than a hundred trillion, unless circumstances force me to."
Contact: Ma Barker email: JUMP!andrun!causethey'reafterus!*hide.ti
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Go by the facts and study risk against gain . Funny stories and trying to scare people might seem amusing . But if your wrong .... will you sleep ok .. ?
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sottsa,gee i read your post and wonder why you would type this b.s. If you dont own any then the what the hill are you posting here for.But the way you bash this ,makes me wonder just how much money you have at risk? You sound disgusted with this company and one would have to wonder why? I agree with trio, risk verses gain,study the facts not the b.s. Fact #1 My opinion is, it is worth the risk to me ! Fact #2 Scottsa does not agree with fact #1 Fact #3 Just friendly advice,TO ALL,do your own dd and have a mind of your own. Nothing personal just my reply and opinion !
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Jb, gee, I read your post and I'm confused by all the facts. I'm not bashing...let's just say I'm enhancing. I'm trying to see if it's possible to outdo Frank in the nonsense department, but I'm not sure that Tibetan killer monks have anything up on counterfeiting rings clever enough to set their sights on a teensy microstock trading at just below the lowest possible level, and then start duplicating it for some no doubt nefarious, but nevertheless unfathomable reason.
Oh, and no I don't have any stock in this POS. Nor would I take any if it were given to me. This stock breeds like minks or tribbles...I'd put the stock down for a minute to go to the store, and when I came back 15 minutes later it would have diluted itself to the point of filling the house and oozing out between the cracks around the windows.
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Hey scottsa,i have nothing against you're opinion.you are certainly entitled as far as im concerned. But i read these post to find info , like real press releases and real bottem line opinions of what poeple might think about a stock ,pro's and con's.But all we here from you is b.s. So why waste that much of your time here and not spend more time doing d.d. on a stock that you believe in.im glad to hear your opinion of this stock scottsa,but please spare us on the esp pshycodrama of your b.s.
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Hey and by the way scott,since you are so good at stock predictions why dont you give us a good stock symbol so we can all get rich,since you are just trying to be so helpful.
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Interesting message posted on RagingBull. Frank bought Dunwynn Exploration back on 11/1/06 which is before he started with JMCP. --------------------------
By: iminaspell 10 Feb 2007, 09:31 PM EST Msg. 225 of 227 Jump to msg. # By: oatmeal1 28 Dec 2006, 04:27 PM EST Msg. 99 of 224 Jump to msg. # Check the facts for yourself: Hot Dog Club members:
"Complete & Successful Merger" has just taken place between Dunwynn Exploration Inc. and Fat Franks Chicago Style Hot Dogs ;-)
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Sure jb: here's a winner for you: DPDW. It doesn't involve gunfights with the KGB and nefarious counterfieting rings, but your money will actually increase instead of sitting like a soggy pile of diluted manure that you can't even sell. DPDW won't make you millions overnight, and you can't boast about owning millions of shares, but it will go up instead of flatlining like this silly POS.
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PALM BAY, Fla., Aug 22, 2007 /PRNewswire-FirstCall via COMTEX/ -- JMCP Acquisitions Corp. (OTC Pink Sheets: JMCP) CEO, Frank Love announces, "JMCP Acquisitions Corp. is a diversified acquisitions company, which is pleased to announce its venture into the World of Ultimate Fighting. With the very lucrative Pay Per View market as a revenue tool we see great value in the World of Ultimate Fighting. Knowing where the Ultimate Fighting Market is headed and getting in on the ground floor, we have strategically placed our Company in a position to take full advantage of the astronomical growth that is about to take place in the World of Ultimate Fighting." Frank Love further states, "Could you imagine being one of the first companies to invest in the World Wrestling Federation? It's a Multi-Billion dollar a year industry now. That's where I envision the World of Ultimate Fighting to expand to and I want us in it now. For more information I have placed a link at the bottom of our company web page." ( http://www.jmcpacquisitions.com-a.googlepages.com/home )
This press release does not constitute an offer of any securities for sale. This press release contains certain forward-looking statements within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933 and Section 21E of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934. These forward-looking statements involve certain risks and uncertainties that could cause actual results to differ, including, without limitation, the company's limited operating history and history of losses, the inability to raise capital on terms acceptable to the company, the inability to complete the proposed acquisition and such other risks that could cause the actual results to differ All forward-looking statements in this release are based on information available to the company as of the date hereof, and the company undertakes no obligation to update forward-looking statements to reflect events or circumstances occurring after the date of this press release.
Just had a thought, maybe Hotdog Boy is going to get the MMA Fighters to protect him from the Russian Mafia...LOL, this is getting way to deep. What next?? ALI as spokesman??
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I thought you guys were kidding ! Playing games again .You know how everyone jokes around here and all . But when I went to the JMCP website it is " REALLY THERE " .
I'm not sure what to make of it yet .. But they are right that the " ultimate fighting game " is huge and very popular . Not to mention growing fast .
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Wow! Hot Dogs, Food Product, Diamonds, Oil, and now Fights. Well you can't say Frank is a "do nothing" lame CEO, this guy seem to have no limit to suprises. JMCP to da moon (well one day maybe)
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James Monroe Capital Corp. and its subsidiary JMCP Acquisitions Corp. have gone through a lot over the last couple of years. As a shareholder you most likely have witnessed several CEO changes, numerous business plans revised, and unrealized capital gains.
When I took over this company back in February, I didn’t have much to work with. There were Billions and Billions of shares issued, no income producing assets and a lot of disgruntled shareholders.
I came into this company with my eyes wide open, I knew I was in for an uphill battle. I knew there were many obstacles to overcome, but I had an idea and a business plan.
I know the fate of 20,000 shareholders investments is in my hands. I took a very large, and very calculated risk at great risk to my family and myself. I have shouldered the financial burden of running a publicly traded company with no income producing assets, entirely by myself.
Over the last 7 months, I’ve been building this company, bringing in income producing business ventures, forming subsidiaries to acquire assets and keeping an eye open for fantastic opportunities for the company.
Right now JMCP is at .0001 with Billions of shares issued. My plan all along was to take the share price to the ground floor of the basement, then bring in investors at that level so their wasn’t a chance of the stock price going any lower. Then build the company by adding value.
Well, I have added value to the company in a way that will allow all of Us, our Families, and most likely our Grand kids to share for quite some time into the future. Thus the reason for a Royalty Trust.
I don’t want anyone to miss this great opportunity and during this time I want all of our shareholders to share this opportunity with Friends and Family. I want shareholders to be proud of their investment in JMCP.
I challenge each and every shareholder to take a stand for your investment, get the word out, JMCP is here to stay. The time is now, JMCP is the place to be.
Sincerely,
Frank Love, President, James Monroe Capital Corp.
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Right now JMCP is at .0001 with Billions of shares issued. My plan all along was to take the share price to the ground floor of the basement, then bring in investors at that level so their wasn’t a chance of the stock price going any lower. Then build the company by adding value.-------------------- WOW great plan!! share price is ZERO!!! great job!!! we share holders are THRILLED!!!! ( please tell me this is some posters lame attempt at a joke! )
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WOW I`M GONNA JUMP RIGHT IN!!! THIS GUY REALY IS LOOKING OUT FOR THE SHARE HOLDERS!! THESE COMPANIES NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME!! LOL!!!!
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Just like the PR's, that's a very impressive letter. All sweet talk, but nothing physical to show yet. Well, I'm aready out on a limb with this one, so all I can do now is wait for the lip talk to come true. If Frank is really honest and really does have a good business plan, we are surely going to be rich one day.
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quote:Originally posted by TopRob: Just like the PR's, that's a very impressive letter. All sweet talk, but nothing physical to show yet. Well, I'm aready out on a limb with this one, so all I can do now is wait for the lip talk to come true. If Frank is really honest and really does have a good business plan, we are surely going to be rich one day.
are you serious dude?? he just said i screwed current share holders ON PURPOSE!! he said he PLANNED to bring the share price DOWN!! is`nt that stock fraud??? we should be calling our lawyers!! dont be a lemming!!
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Well considering the pricing was already at .0001 Mad, I dont see where HE screwed anyone... maybe Guthrie, Ryals, and Moffitt. But Frank hasnt screwed anyone yet.
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You would be wasting your time proving stock fraud. Everyone bought in at .0001, so one thing he did say is still true and that is we have not lost any money yet. Now if he does a R/S, we would loose money, then he could be held accountable, since he stated "No R/S".
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quote:Originally posted by New_Ventures: Well considering the pricing was already at .0001 Mad, I dont see where HE screwed anyone... maybe Guthrie, Ryals, and Moffitt. But Frank hasnt screwed anyone yet.
good point ( i guess ) oh well! wrote this off long ago anyway!! GLTUA!!
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Another thing you should realize is that with all stocks when the pps goes up someone makes money and when it goes down others loose money. So that means no matter what stock you buy someone is going to loose money. The only way everyone wins is when the stock pays dividend. If everyone buys at ground zero (.0001) and a dividend from the RT is paid, everyone wins even if the pps remains at .0001. Now what other sub-penny stock had a plan better than that. The choice to buy-in is yours and you already know the risk. The risk here is either this is a total scam, or we are going to get rich.
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Exactly Rob..... I am not in this now for a run on JMCP. I am here for the Divies.... Who cares if the price of the stock is at .0001. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO with how much is divied out. We all know that ANY assets are going into the R/T to begin with.
When people start accepting the fact that this is not going to run to .001 we will all be better off.
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