the next day in and back out.

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Originally posted by glassman:

PNS is going up too LOL

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WITH ANUS AND PNS I AM SET FOR LIFE..JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM TO GROW AND GROW AND GROW....THE RETRACE THEN GROW GROW GROW..LOL

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Originally posted by glassman:

PNS is going up too LOL

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Originally posted by waterwitch:
You people are just too funny! Good way to start the week. Thanks for the tip on PNS.

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BEAV,

TIPS ON PNS IS A GOOD THING!! LOL

WARD

Health/Medical Writers / Business Editors
RENO, Nev.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--ANUS--
John Holmes, CEO, Anal Neu Unified Systems Inc. (OTC:
ANUS), today announced that Advanced Biomedical Concepts has been
retained to assist in the introduction of its cutting-edge butt plug to the European market.
ANUS Concepts is headed by Dick Trickle, who
will be responsible for providing close analysis,
distribution, distributors, sales programs and promotions.
"We think our product can greatly reduce the issue of accidental anal discharge." Our experience in international sales of medical products
includes having established distributorships in Europe, Latin America,
Australia, Asia, Mexico and Canada. He has started sales organizations
in Mexico and Argentina. Linda Loveless, ANUS founder and president, said, "We are pleased and "excited" to have the caliber of experience the butt wonder
provides in areas the company needs in order to have an effective
introduction and sales growth of the butt plug product line in the
European market."
Together with company representatives we are scheduled
to attend the European Gay Annual Conference in
Hamburg, Germany, March 16-20, 2004. ANUS will be featuring its
butt plug and related products at the conference. Holmes noted that
this conference will be attended by anal specialists from all
over the world. Holmes noted that he had received inquiries from
Southeast Asia and China who have indicated they will be attending the
conference and look forward to learning more about the getting it in the rear concept.
Holmes noted that the company's efforts continue for FDA clearance
for marketing the Mbutt plug in the United States, and we are
optimistic of a favorable development soon.

This press release contains forward-looking statements within the
meaning of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. In
particular, when used in the preceding discussion, the words
"believe," "expects," "projects," "forecasts," "intends," "will,"
"anticipated," "could" or "may," and similar conditional expressions
are intended to identify forward-looking statements within the meaning
of the act and subject to the safe harbor created by the act. Except
for historical information, all of the statements, expectations and
assumptions contained in the foregoing are forward-looking statements
that involve a number of risks and uncertainties.

KEYWORD: INTERNATIONAL EUROPE NEVADA
INDUSTRY KEYWORD: MANUFACTURING MEDICAL BIOTECHNOLOGY PRODUCT
SOURCE: ANUS

CONTACT INFORMATION:
ANUS
John Holmes, 000-000-0000

thank you for allowing us to serve you here at the Allstocks Saloon I would like to remind you that we are a Full service bar and casino
Poker in the rear and Liquor up front
remember to thank the bartenders-dog, PG and
be nice to the bouncers as you log out LOL

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Originally posted by glassman:

PNS is going up too LOL

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