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anybody catch this today? I got to my computer 5 minutes too late. I also neglected to dump ADZR as my instincts told me. o well, can't win'em all
how you guys like these 2 for tomorrow?
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this is the funniest PR I've ever read. good parts in bold!
NASHVILLE, TN, Feb 06, 2006 (MARKET WIRE via COMTEX) -- LoftWerks, Inc. (OTC: LFWK) today announced that it was increasing its number of authorized shares by 300,000,000. A company spokesperson explained that this increased number of shares was necessary to insure adequate capitalization, prior to LoftWerks' planned merger with Consultech Construction Management, Inc. "We believe that this move will help to insure shareholder dollar value and facilitate our operations during the merger process," said LoftWerks CEO Dennis Ammerman. "Our future partners at Consultech have requested that we make this move in anticipation of the merger to provide continuity in our operations. I know that it is unorthodox in its application, but in this case, we feel that 'dilution is the solution' we need to attack this situation from both sides of the fence." Ammerman continued, "Our financials will be out prior to February 10, 2006. They will ensure our shareholders that an 'out-of-the-box' response to what would normally be a steady downward spiral to posting a shell for sale, is made and enacted by a company that is truly ready to climb out of boxes!"
Ammerman further explained that this authorization has been done in anticipation of a future reverse stock split, which will be announced well in advance and according to the best interests of all shareholders. Consultech Director-General Petar Vucicevich expressed his excitement regarding the upcoming merger. "We see a true opportunity to create something really special for all of our shareholders," he said. "This increased authorization will insure that everything will continue to run smoothly during the pendency of the merger process."
Funniest pr i've read in 2006 dillution is the sollution LMFAO
we are dilluting before our upcoming Reverse split, GEEZ THANKS
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Oh, that was a great laugh that I just had reading that. Are they for real??? Is this a joke? I want some of what they are smokin! lol
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d*mn it. i never saw that. so basically, i should dump asap and cut my losses. even though i didnt put much in anyways
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