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The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA):

President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering
sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many more
Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as
a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans
who lack any real skills or ambition.



"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and
drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in
society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer
stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and
passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be
able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply
because they have some idea of what they are doing."

In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the
U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing
opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government
level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record
of hiring Persons With No Ability (63 percent).



Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million
mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles
but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense
of purpose and performance.



Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be
given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable
employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to
corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of
Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax
credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one
clueless worker for every two talented hires.



Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new
measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the
non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions
such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to
this job?"



"As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people
who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost
her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich.,
due to her inability to remember "righty tighty, lefty loosey." "This
new law should be real good for people like me. I'll finally have
job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions
of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end
of the tunnel.



Said Sen. Dick Durbin,II: "As a senator with no abilities, I believe the
same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended
to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers
to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or
her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great
nation and a good salary for doing so."



This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane
Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barack Obama.

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That act was passed many moons ago...
Congress is ripe with POI"s

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it's even older than our countyr is:

at the risk of offending certain persons i will cut-n-paste from the wiki rather than subject everyone to my terrible typing skills;

Travels into Several Remote Nations of the World. In Four Parts. By Lemuel Gulliver, First a Surgeon, and then a Captain of Several Ships, better known simply as Gulliver's Travels (1726, amended 1735), is a novel by Irish writer and clergyman Jonathan Swift, that is both a satire on human nature and a parody of the "travellers' tales" literary sub-genre. It is Swift's best known full-length work, and a classic of English literature.

The book became popular as soon as it was published. John Gay wrote in a 1726 letter to Swift that "It is universally read, from the cabinet council to the nursery."[1] Since then, it has never been out of print.

Cavehill in Belfast is thought to be the inspiration for the novel. Swift imagined that the mountain resembled the shape of a sleeping giant safeguarding the city.[2]

Gulliver's Travels has been the recipient of several designations: from Menippean satire to a children's story, from proto-Science Fiction to a forerunner of the modern novel.

Published seven years after Daniel Defoe's wildly successful Robinson Crusoe, Gulliver's Travels may be read as a systematic rebuttal of Defoe's optimistic account of human capability. In The Unthinkable Swift: The Spontaneous Philosophy of a Church of England Man, Warren Montag argues that Swift was concerned to refute the notion that the individual precedes society, as Defoe's novel seems to suggest. Swift regarded such thought as a dangerous endorsement of Thomas Hobbes' radical political philosophy and for this reason Gulliver repeatedly encounters established societies rather than desolate islands. The captain who invites Gulliver to serve as a surgeon aboard his ship on the disastrous third voyage is named Robinson.

Scholar Allan Bloom points out that Swift's critique of science (the experiments of Laputa) is the first such questioning by a modern liberal democrat of the effects and cost on a society which embraces and celebrates policies pursuing scientific progress.[12]

A possible reason for the book's classic status is that it can be seen as many things to many different people. Broadly, the book has three themes:

A satirical view of the state of European government, and of petty differences between religions
An inquiry into whether men are inherently corrupt or whether they become corrupted
A restatement of the older "ancients versus moderns" controversy previously addressed by Swift in The Battle of the Books


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I'm pretty sure that Ray would be a staunch ANAA supporter.
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sounds like congress to me

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quote:
Originally posted by raybond:
sounds like congress to me

You voting for Hillary, Ray?
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I don't know who I will be voting for . I can tell you who I won't be voting for any candy ass republican and you can take that to the bank.

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quote:
Originally posted by raybond:
I don't know who I will be voting for . I can tell you who I won't be voting for any candy ass republican and you can take that to the bank.

C'mon Ray...you should at least follow Cowpatty's lead here. He said he was voting for a couple diff candidates....and then didn't bother to vote for either. He's such a moron! Dontcha wanna be like Cowpatty?

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I'm voting for the Reptilians next election, I've about had it with the Greys.

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quote:
Originally posted by Pagan:
quote:
Originally posted by raybond:
I don't know who I will be voting for . I can tell you who I won't be voting for any candy ass republican and you can take that to the bank.

C'mon Ray...you should at least follow Cowpatty's lead here. He said he was voting for a couple diff candidates....and then didn't bother to vote for either. He's such a moron! Dontcha wanna be like Cowpatty?
I sure as hell wont be voting for someone who bold faced lied to America and the world about Benghazi being over a 6 month old video when she knew the day of that it was not that.

I guess Democrats believe in dynasty families in America keeping power, giving them power. etc.

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quote:
Originally posted by CashCowMoo:
quote:
Originally posted by Pagan:
quote:
Originally posted by raybond:
I don't know who I will be voting for . I can tell you who I won't be voting for any candy ass republican and you can take that to the bank.

C'mon Ray...you should at least follow Cowpatty's lead here. He said he was voting for a couple diff candidates....and then didn't bother to vote for either. He's such a moron! Dontcha wanna be like Cowpatty?
I sure as hell wont be voting for someone who bold faced lied to America and the world about Benghazi being over a 6 month old video when she knew the day of that it was not that.

I guess Democrats believe in dynasty families in America keeping power, giving them power. etc.

that's Hillaryous cashcowmoo. there's this family of carpetbaggers that have invaded states like Texas and Florida, bu the they are really conncticut yankees in the GOP who belive in pretty much exaclty the same crap as some of the democrats.


what we need is good old southern boy like haley Barbour or a new jersey thug with family ties the hedge fund industry to run our country right, right? LOL...

nobody really qualified is even interseted in the job because of all the jackals and the vultures in media.

i wonder if our new york soda overlord has enough money yet to buy the WH?

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i may have posted this here before, but this thread reminds of it again;

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocke t, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this ****ing badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge, show him your ****ing BADGE!!"

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Episode 1 - How the Democrat party destroyed Black America.

Black Conservative Resistance


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWjTBKQfAfQ&feature=youtu.be


“I’ll have those niggers voting Democratic for the next 200 years.” —Lyndon B. Johnson to two governors on Air Force One -

“These Negroes, they’re getting pretty uppity these days and that’s a problem for us since they’ve got something now they never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we’ve got to do something about this, we’ve got to give them a little something, just enough to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference.”—LBJ

http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/40889

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