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Might as well give the olympians gold medals before they begin their event based on hope and their skin color statistics in such event.

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John was in the fertilized egg business.He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover. To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible.

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the right wing is going nuts over this issue of a noble peace prize. none of you that are whining about the whole affair are qualified to be a person sitting on the board that nominates for the prize. I am not being critical be cause neither am I. I feel that although I have been an administrator for many years this is not my area.

So remarks like skin color and such are just not true.

Remarks like all he does is talk, well the last guy we had never communicated with us enough. I have one word for all of you this is just the start of the awards this man will accumulate in his first four years so you will have a lot of sour grapes yet to come keep it up it is music to our ears to hear your death moans. [Big Grin]

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Where is there Peace because of one of Obama's speeches?

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Note to surf. buy lube in 2012. [Smile]

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