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CashCowMoo
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1. backup dancer
2. phone sex operator
3. pumpkin farmer
4. greatest banjo player in the history of Pink Floyd cover bands
5. head wheelchair mechanic for the special olympics
6. professional pirate of the fsm, not some trashy movie pirate
7. papa john's manager
8. spokesperson for the naacp
9. umpa lumpa (only with the magic eggs)
10. rave dj for the hearing impaired
11. director of sexual relations for the lifetime channel
12. offical spell checker of the senate
13. open an academy to teach mentally challenged orphan ponies who have had near death experiences to save other mentally challenged orphan ponies having
near death experiences
14. avid reader
15. lead kazoo player for a punk-metal boy band
16. personal advisor to his holiness Barack Obama
17. fry cook for the bulimia recovery center of St. Paul
18. quality control supervisor for budwieser (only certain people get that)
19. pillow fluffer for Bryant Gumble
20. witness protection 4th of July reunion organizer

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Oh, BTW if Obama wins then when he starts going along with the reparations drums I am going to say I told you so.

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Even to think such a thing, let alone speak of it in such a haughty manner, is a demeaning back handed racial slur.

It doesn't speak well of your opinion of all of us that you look forward to saying "I told you so" about the election of a non-white person.

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open an academy to teach mentally challenged orphan ponies who have had near death experiences to save other mentally challenged orphan ponies having
near death experiences

HA! That's halarious! Even more so because it's true. Horses tend to have a switch in their head that they can turn off if they really think they are about to die. The horse's personality sometimes doesn't return once that happens.

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I don't get the reparations comment either. American Indians? Or children of former slaves?

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quote:
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I don't get the reparations comment either. American Indians? Or children of former slaves?

free money for everybody, a chicken in every pot, a big screen in every living room...

oh wait [BadOne] that was Bush's plan...

[Roll Eyes]

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Oh dont play dumb and so humble bdgee. This is just like something you would do I should have seen. You damn well know what reparations are....a big F'n handout, and dont act so surprised to hear about it. You heard it here first from cashcow.....they are already talking about it. Chicago pals and buddies have been toying the idea and if Obama wins it will be a huge movement. Mark this post....it will DIVIDE the country.


bdgee you just do whatever you can to spin, twist, and slander anyone elses opinion that doesnt agree with yours. You are childish sir, and you cry like a little school girl when someone writes something true that may in some minute way hurt your opinion and feelings. Grow a pair already and stop throwing a hissy fit anytime someone brings up a concern about Obama, or even HILLARY that is true.

My goodness you are probably the biggest crybaby on the entire freakin board man!!!! Put a sock in it already!

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not going to happen CCM. Obama is not Jackson and Sharpton. he's very different.

i'm not joking about the free money for everybody tho.. that's been the GOP mantra..kickstart the economy?

i predict Obama will have to create a 30's style new deal... UNLESS the banks suddnely decide to sart lending to each other in the next month? we will begin losing jobs like crazy. that would force whoever gets elected to create jobs repairing bridges building wind-farms etc...there will be absolutely no choice.
reparations is only boogie man talk...

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Obama is right about something...he said today in a speech that he couldnt screw up things any worse than the bush administration has the past 8 years.


I guess you never will have a perfect candidate. So many things I dont like about Obama but he sure is better than McCain.

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quote:
Originally posted by CashCowMoo:
Obama is right about something...he said today in a speech that he couldnt screw up things any worse than the bush administration has the past 8 years.


I guess you never will have a perfect candidate. So many things I dont like about Obama but he sure is better than McCain.

the "thing" that makes me mad is that McPain would have been better then Bush in '00, but the GOP smear machine worked him over harder than anybody else...

there isn't much to dislike Obama about on issues because he's been very careful to be as neutral about everything as he possibly can...

that may or may not be a good thing.. we won't know till he actually begins doing stuff..

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quote:
Originally posted by CashCowMoo:
Oh dont play dumb and so humble bdgee. This is just like something you would do I should have seen. You damn well know what reparations are....a big F'n handout, and dont act so surprised to hear about it. You heard it here first from cashcow.....they are already talking about it. Chicago pals and buddies have been toying the idea and if Obama wins it will be a huge movement. Mark this post....it will DIVIDE the country.


bdgee you just do whatever you can to spin, twist, and slander anyone elses opinion that doesnt agree with yours. You are childish sir, and you cry like a little school girl when someone writes something true that may in some minute way hurt your opinion and feelings. Grow a pair already and stop throwing a hissy fit anytime someone brings up a concern about Obama, or even HILLARY that is true.

My goodness you are probably the biggest crybaby on the entire freakin board man!!!! Put a sock in it already!

Face it, cow, you are a racist and too mindlessly obedient to far right-wing agenda politics to understand that you are.
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Praise Obama I HAVE been healed...bdgee, you have shown me the light to REAL change. If you cant see through this angle then you will always follow someone and something. We got two shady characters running for president. The only reason there is mass momentum behind Obama is the anti bush movement. For good reason of course....so anyone out there who speaks against bush is going to win the war cries of many. McCain...you just cant win being so closely linked to bush these days.

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"If you cant see through this angle..."

I'm not having any difficulty at all seeing. There isn't any thing to obscure vision if you aren't looking at things through the smog pouring from the republican propaganda smog machine. Step aside the right-wing hype and things will clear up, cow. Like you say, it's a matter of angle.

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We got two shady characters running for president.

what's new?

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Actual conclusive proof that the republican free market mantra is a false credo.
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quote:
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I guess you never will have a perfect candidate. So many things I dont like about Obama but he sure is better than McCain.

Wow, never thought I would hear you say this... [Eek!]

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Probably a typo....
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Reparations for all women for having been second class and subjucated by men until this century and still unfair.

It is unfair and every woman should be given reparations for centuries of abuse - Every woman s/b given 100 million and men be slaves as women were subjucated --

And, all children of abuse should get reparations for the abuse and evil they endured and scarred for life -

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Why should one group get reparations and not another? Why are most inner cities damaged and atrocious? Why no accountability for the destruction of most inner cities?

I think that is reparations enuff ---

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I added the emphasis in the quote:

"Reparations for all women for having been second class and subjucated by men until this century",

because I have a query.

When you say, "until this century" aren't you suggesting it is all over and in the past?.....even according to Pat Robertson?

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it is not as significant in this century but women should get reparations for all the abuse and subjucations of centuries past - and all men s/b slaves to women ---

Women have more reason to demand reparations because of centuries abuse -

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Personally, I've always been a slave to women........and sliced bar-b-que....
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