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Pagan
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Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table

Art Price / Courtesy Bellevue Police

(BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.

Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies.

"What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor," Johnson explains.

The Price family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are not happy Price was released on his own recognizance.

"He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again -- and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance," says Brice Jacobs, a neighbor.

Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids.

"Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor.

This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says.

Report: WTOL, Toledo


http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2

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Damn, I need a picnic table [Big Grin]
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Does anyone know if patio umbrellas come with different sized inside diameters?
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No lie- I clicked on the link at the end of Pagan's post and watched the news report on the fox19 affiliate. After the news broadcast there is a commercial for outdoor furniture. (Watson's Outdoor Furniture). Check it out.

I tell you what though, some of that wicker was getting me a little excited...

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Can you blame the guy though? Look at that tramp.

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Bilgert, that's one of the funniest posts I've ever read here.
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Ya aint normal Bilgert...lol

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funny

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quote:
Originally posted by bilgert:
Can you blame the guy though? Look at that tramp.

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i don't like her feet.

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...But to be more serious...

I rather this nut Job Violate Lawn furnature.... than a little girl

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quote:
Originally posted by bilgert:
Can you blame the guy though? Look at that tramp.

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hahhaha!! aaahh...good one bilgert...

Thats a serious dose of humour..

"I tell you what though, some of that wicker was getting me a little excited..."

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