Aquarius--Jan 20-Feb 18 You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.
Pisces--Feb 20- March 20 You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or the FBI. You have minor influence over your associates and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals.
Aries Mar 21 --April 19- You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.
Taurus April 20--May 20 You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn, and bull-headed. You are a communist.
Gemini May 21-June 20-You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual.However you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Gemini's are known for committing incest.
Cancer June 21--July 22 You are sympathetic to other peoples problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you will never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancers.
Leo July 21- Aug 22 You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are known thieves.
Virgo Aug 23--Sep 22 You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-pick attitude sickens your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgo's make good bus drivers.
Libra Sept 23- Oct 22 You are the artistic type and have difficulty with reality. If you are a man you are more likely to be queer. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra women are good prostitutes. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio Oct 23- Nov 21 You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered.
Sagitarius Nov22 -Dec 21 You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagitarians are drunks or dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal.
Capricorn Dec 22-- Jan 19 You are conservative and afraid to take risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still too long as they tend take root and become trees.
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