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POOLBOY
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I just found out last night that she has been seeing an old girlfriend of mine. She said it has been going on for 6 months. I dont know what to do. She said she doesnt want a divorce. Should I try to keep both?
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one expression: Menage a tois

If she not leaving you what are you complaining about? you get to have two women in bed... an ex and your current wife... take out the champagne!!!

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unless? the old girlfriend has had a sex-change operation? she isn't Dutch is she? [Eek!]

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To help all of you depressed and lonely Americans, the Dutch are developing a nationality change operation.
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are you gonna apply for citizenship here so you can vote Nirvanna?

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American citizen would be good because my money will always be worth more than your money. Sadly your beer tastes like cat piss.
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yeah i drink Pilsner Urquell or (American)Sierra Nevada on the rare occasion i drink...

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quote:
Originally posted by Nirvana:
American citizen would be good because my money will always be worth more than your money. Sadly your beer tastes like cat piss.

You shouldnt mind...your women taste like cat piss

YOUR WELCOME

Nirvana, dont hate the playa, hate the game

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quote:
Originally posted by Nirvana:
American citizen would be good because my money will always be worth more than your money. Sadly your beer tastes like cat piss.

oh and you might wanna stop sipping on cat piss...dam stuff is like pneumonia

what the hell are you people into out there?

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quote:
Originally posted by POOLBOY:
I just found out last night that she has been seeing an old girlfriend of mine. She said it has been going on for 6 months. I dont know what to do. She said she doesnt want a divorce. Should I try to keep both?

I'm shocked that you even have to ask a question like that. Hell, find out if they have sisters and invite them to move in to, you'd be my hero for sure.

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quote:
Originally posted by POOLBOY:
I just found out last night that she has been seeing an old girlfriend of mine. She said it has been going on for 6 months. I dont know what to do. She said she doesnt want a divorce. Should I try to keep both?

I dont believe you....demand a threesome...film it on the sneak...post it

Than ill tell you what to do from there [Big Grin]

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ROTFLMAO, If you need a second opinion I am more than willing to sacrifice some of my time for the betterment of mankind.

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quote:
Originally posted by Nirvana:
American citizen would be good because my money will always be worth more than your money. Sadly your beer tastes like cat piss.

hey didn't German immigrants come up with Budweiser, Miller etc? .. Would make it German beer hence European... bet it was a conspiracy to give us piss water to make us vote for Dem's and Rep's only lol ...

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quote:
Originally posted by POOLBOY:
I just found out last night that she has been seeing an old girlfriend of mine. She said it has been going on for 6 months. I dont know what to do. She said she doesnt want a divorce. Should I try to keep both?

tape record a conversation in which she incriminates herself.
then have a threesome.
then get a divorce.
then you can keep your memories of the 3 way and still keep your money, and possibly get alimony from her.

all jokes aside, that has to hurt bro. although, call me male, but when there is no penetration involved, it doesn't seem so bad if women cheat. 2 women together is sexy. When you throw a dong in there, it hurts... wait, that didn't come out right, ahhh, you know what i mean... [Razz]

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LOL,M... how 'bout Markers Mark? goood 'ol Kentucky Stright Bourbon.

I just hate that they don't sell alcohol till after the polls close.

This thread is something...

I once knew a fellow who on his 21st birthday his girl, with wich he had a kid with, gave him the ultimate present. A menage with another woman. The bad news was that he ended up getting the other women pregnant too on the exchange.

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I've never compared beer to cat piss, so I will trust your culinary expertise.

quote:
Originally posted by Nirvana:
American citizen would be good because my money will always be worth more than your money. Sadly your beer tastes like cat piss.



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