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Conservative legislators in Ottawa, as has happened in similar cases, became enraged in June after learning that the Canada Council for the Arts had given $9,000 (Cdn) to performance artist Jess Dobkin to stage Lactation Station, a bar serving human breast milk from six contributors in a setting similar to a wine-tasting. [Canadian Press, 6-16-06]

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Authorities negotiate for hostage's release with pizza:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1389697.html

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Shot his own car:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1365187.html

I've been sorely tempted with some of the lemons I owned.

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Okay some folks just can't stay away:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1343533.html

Cake stealer returns to the scene of the crime

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see whut I'm saying?

sttooooooPID!

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Who are you saying "sttooooooPID" to?

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EVERYBODY!

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Makes perfect sense to me Tex

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quote:
Originally posted by T e x:
EVERYBODY!

me, TOO!

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Been called that myself a time or two ....... today

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The ant when intoxicated will always fall over on the right side

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The French toast falls on the floor

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Before you go baring that beer belly in public, you’d better check to see if your need to be free flies with the locals.

This summer’s skyrocketing temperatures have led local lawmakers in the UK to consider bans on public nudity of the middle-aged shirtless man variety, The Daily Mail reports.

"There is a problem," government minister Nicholas Bennett said. "In my part of the country we are trying to revitalize the main shopping precinct.”

"But one of the things that is depressing for anyone going shopping is the numbers of shaven-headed men, mainly in their 30s and 40s, who seem to think people want to see their torsos."

The proposed laws would work just like the statutes that ban drinking in the streets or loitering: if you choose to lose your gut cover, a cop can choose to remove you from public.

"It is an unfortunate thing, but those men who like best to bare their stomachs are the ones who have too much stomach."

From the Daily Mail

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Yeah I still claim I just choose to shave my head too!

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06-23) 16:40 PDT Providence, R.I. (AP) --


A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.


Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the ***** upward for sex, then lower it.


But Lennon could not position his ***** downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.


In 2004, a jury awarded him $750,000. A judge called that excessive and reduced it to $400,000. On Friday, the Rhode Island Supreme Court affirmed that award in a ruling that turned on a procedural matter.


"I don't know any man who for any amount of money would want to trade and take my client's life," said Jules D'Alessandro, Lennon's attorney. "He's not a whole person."


A lawyer representing both Dura-II manufacturer Dacomed Corp. and the company's insurer declined to comment. Dacomed maintained that nothing was wrong with the implant.


The implant consists of a series of plastic plates strung together with steel surgical wire, almost like a roll of wrapped coins. Springs press against the plates, creating enough surface tension to simulate an erection, D'Alessandro said.


Lennon cannot get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery, his lawyer said. Impotence drugs could not help Lennon even if he were able to have the device taken out, because tissue had be to removed for it to be implanted.


Dacomed was later acquired by a California company whose sales dropped when Viagra was introduced on the market. The company filed for bankruptcy the following year

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