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Purl Gurl
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Annual sale going on at Victoria Secrets!

Twenty-five to seventy percent off regular prices!

This is an excellent time to shop and buy.

http://www.victoriassecret.com/

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Excellent. I will instruct my dedicated 19 year-old French maid Veronique to devote her next two paychecks to upgrading her work uniforms.

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Purl Gurl, you better not make poor ole Tex dress up in that stuff!
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Is it ok if I apply makeup to Tex? You know,
eye shadow, mascara, rouge, lipstick, lip liner
and lip gloss.

He likes blue eye shadow.

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Maybe a Brokeback Mountain theme for Tex?
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I hear they are casting for the sequel called, Brokebutt Mountain. Maybe Tex should try out for a part and you could be his personal stylist?

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Whats that sound I hear? A galloping steed! A runaway train! Nope it's Tex to dee--fend his ladies honor! Rawhide! Buckshot! GUNSMOKE IN THE WIND Yippi Yi yA 45 cal. ya baby.............
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"Whats that sound I hear?"

Just me rolling my butt around in a wheelbarrow.
I look like a pig sitting on a roller skate!

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quote:
Originally posted by Dustoff101:
Purl Gurl, you better not make poor ole Tex dress up in that stuff!

Yoda in a thong. Lovely.
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"Yoda in a thong."

Ha! Ha! That is funny! Oh, Tex, come here
boy. I have a new thong for you!

I am thinking Tex would love an extreme make-over.
Have something in mind for him,

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Poor Tex is probably out working his azz off and we're here bustin his chops behind his back. Can't wait till he logs on later.
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Hurry, Hurry, get as much down as we can....
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Now, Purl, you promised poor Tex you wouldn't let on in public about his "interest".
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* points a finger of blame at Dustoff *

He started it! Dustoff started this!

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Dust was trying to quell your enthusiasm and save poor Tex from the enevitable. Let's not play name calling to deflect blame.
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I didn't do anything, Purl is the one who did it behind the wood shed ..............Whoops, with a switch?
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Snitch, switch, witch........are you mixing up your spelling again?
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Which witch with a switch? You snitch!

Not me! Tex, do not listen to those boys.
Dustoff started all of this. Not my fault.

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See bdgee, the snitch with the switch, knew she was the witch!
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heh heh heh
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spitwads at a battle ship...


Mountain?

ha he ho ho...

never understood why the ad campaign mentioned cowboys--the clip I saw? those guys were sheepherders...

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Oh' ya? howz about if I chew Iron with Tobacco!
SPITUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--------*#$%^&*()BOOM

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And you KNOW you can't trust those sheepherders.

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I suppose there's sheepherders worthy of trust...unlike those "Mountain" boys, who (from what I understand) lied to folk and led double lives... dunno, not my kind of movie...

Art was a sheep guy...you could trust him for a spirited argument.

Wiley, I had makeup on once--ran into Tammy Faye at the Cotton Bowl

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"Wiley, I had makeup on once--ran into Tammy Faye
at the Cotton Bowl"

Ha! That is worse than being kissed by an old
fat aunt who is wearing red lipstick applied
with a putty knife.

Hmm, now I am one of those old fat aunts.

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That's OK--

we'll always have Tishomingo

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quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
Annual sale going on at Victoria Secrets!

Twenty-five to seventy percent off regular prices!

This is an excellent time to shop and buy.

http://www.victoriassecret.com/

Purl Gurl

Purl, thanks for the reminder. My wife and I got a gift certificate for Victoria's Secret for our wedding on the 10th of this month. I had forgotten that I need ot go look for something hot and sexy for her/ thus being for me...

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This! This combo! This! This!

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=prod uctDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=UU-192543&page=1& cgname=OSCLOALSZZZ

You will tickle her fancy!

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quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
This! This combo! This! This!

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=prod uctDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=UU-192543&page=1& cgname=OSCLOALSZZZ

You will tickle her fancy!

Purl Gurl

i may just be a stupid man, but i know a hint when i see one...
Billy Ray? are you readin' this?

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Actually we are leaning towards this:
Victoria Secret

I just need to find a good pair of silk boxers for myself..... [Roll Eyes] [Wink] [Big Grin]

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"Actually we are leaning towards this...."

Ahem, your grammar is bad,

"Actually I am leaning towards this...."

Men, sheesh, who wears clothes to bed?
Totally impractical choice.

Sweater and jeans, that is your ticket, Man Thing.

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Glassmen power!!!!!!

Hey, i do stained glass with a cutter and a band saw............Whoops! well, hmmmmm, well the saw is for those well, ya know..

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Told ya i was a'peering back! Check the timing again! LOL
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"...i know a hint when i see one...
Billy Ray? are you readin' this?"

Pfftt.. last time I provided a hint, something
which would compliment my rearend, Billyray
bought a dress for me, an Omar the Tent Maker
designer brand.

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Men, you know nothing about women and fashion!

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"Hey, i do stained glass...."

I bought a book on this subject!
Oriental style stained glass,

"Stained Glass" by Wu Flung Dung

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