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Mr. Lava
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posted 06-27-2006 03:51 PM
Excellent. I will instruct my dedicated 19 year-old French maid Veronique to devote her next two paychecks to upgrading her work uniforms. -------------------- I came here to teach you about the enchanting rhythms of the universe...
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Dustoff 1
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posted 06-27-2006 04:16 PM
Purl Gurl, you better not make poor ole Tex dress up in that stuff!
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Purl Gurl
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posted 06-27-2006 04:25 PM
Is it ok if I apply makeup to Tex? You know, eye shadow, mascara, rouge, lipstick, lip liner and lip gloss. He likes blue eye shadow. Purl Gurl
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Mr. Lava
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posted 06-27-2006 04:31 PM
I hear they are casting for the sequel called, Brokebutt Mountain . Maybe Tex should try out for a part and you could be his personal stylist? -------------------- I came here to teach you about the enchanting rhythms of the universe...
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Dustoff 1
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posted 06-27-2006 04:46 PM
Whats that sound I hear? A galloping steed! A runaway train! Nope it's Tex to dee--fend his ladies honor! Rawhide! Buckshot! GUNSMOKE IN THE WIND Yippi Yi yA 45 cal. ya baby.............
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Purl Gurl
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posted 06-27-2006 04:50 PM
"Whats that sound I hear?" Just me rolling my butt around in a wheelbarrow. I look like a pig sitting on a roller skate! Purl Gurl
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posted 06-27-2006 04:50 PM
quote: Originally posted by Dustoff101: Purl Gurl, you better not make poor ole Tex dress up in that stuff! Yoda in a thong. Lovely.
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Purl Gurl
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posted 06-27-2006 04:56 PM
"Yoda in a thong." Ha! Ha! That is funny! Oh, Tex, come here boy. I have a new thong for you! I am thinking Tex would love an extreme make-over. Have something in mind for him, Purl Gurl
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Upside
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posted 06-27-2006 04:59 PM
Poor Tex is probably out working his azz off and we're here bustin his chops behind his back. Can't wait till he logs on later.
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bdgee
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posted 06-27-2006 05:29 PM
Now, Purl, you promised poor Tex you wouldn't let on in public about his "interest".
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Purl Gurl
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posted 06-27-2006 05:35 PM
* points a finger of blame at Dustoff * He started it! Dustoff started this! Purl Gurl
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bdgee
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posted 06-27-2006 05:45 PM
Dust was trying to quell your enthusiasm and save poor Tex from the enevitable. Let's not play name calling to deflect blame.
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Dustoff 1
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posted 06-27-2006 06:00 PM
I didn't do anything, Purl is the one who did it behind the wood shed ..............Whoops, with a switch?
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bdgee
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posted 06-27-2006 08:16 PM
Snitch, switch, witch........are you mixing up your spelling again?
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Purl Gurl
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posted 06-27-2006 08:19 PM
Which witch with a switch? You snitch! Not me! Tex, do not listen to those boys. Dustoff started all of this. Not my fault. Purl Gurl
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Dustoff 1
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posted 06-27-2006 08:25 PM
See bdgee, the snitch with the switch, knew she was the witch!
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bdgee
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posted 06-27-2006 08:25 PM
heh heh heh
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T e x
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posted 06-27-2006 08:28 PM
spitwads at a battle ship... Mountain? ha he ho ho... never understood why the ad campaign mentioned cowboys--the clip I saw? those guys were sheepherders... --------------------Nashoba Holba Chepulechi Adventures in microcapitalism...
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Dustoff 1
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posted 06-27-2006 08:34 PM
Oh' ya? howz about if I chew Iron with Tobacco! SPITUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--------*#$%^&*()BOOM
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posted 06-27-2006 08:34 PM
And you KNOW you can't trust those sheepherders. -------------------- No longer eligible for government service due to lack of tax issues.
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T e x
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posted 06-27-2006 08:53 PM
I suppose there's sheepherders worthy of trust...unlike those "Mountain" boys, who (from what I understand) lied to folk and led double lives... dunno, not my kind of movie... Art was a sheep guy...you could trust him for a spirited argument. Wiley, I had makeup on once--ran into Tammy Faye at the Cotton Bowl --------------------Nashoba Holba Chepulechi Adventures in microcapitalism...
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Purl Gurl
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posted 06-27-2006 08:57 PM
"Wiley, I had makeup on once--ran into Tammy Faye at the Cotton Bowl" Ha! That is worse than being kissed by an old fat aunt who is wearing red lipstick applied with a putty knife. Hmm, now I am one of those old fat aunts. Purl Gurl
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T e x
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posted 06-27-2006 09:05 PM
That's OK-- we'll always have Tishomingo --------------------Nashoba Holba Chepulechi Adventures in microcapitalism...
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posted 06-29-2006 10:14 PM
quote: Originally posted by Purl Gurl: Annual sale going on at Victoria Secrets! Twenty-five to seventy percent off regular prices! This is an excellent time to shop and buy. http://www.victoriassecret.com/ Purl Gurl Purl, thanks for the reminder. My wife and I got a gift certificate for Victoria's Secret for our wedding on the 10th of this month. I had forgotten that I need ot go look for something hot and sexy for her/ thus being for me... -------------------- COMMUNICATION CAUSES LEARNING!!!!!
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JF Glass Works
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posted 06-30-2006 12:51 AM
Actually we are leaning towards this: Victoria Secret I just need to find a good pair of silk boxers for myself..... -------------------- COMMUNICATION CAUSES LEARNING!!!!!
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Purl Gurl
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posted 06-30-2006 01:22 AM
"Actually we are leaning towards this...." Ahem, your grammar is bad, "Actually I am leaning towards this...." Men, sheesh, who wears clothes to bed? Totally impractical choice. Sweater and jeans, that is your ticket, Man Thing. Purl Gurl
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Dustoff 1
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posted 06-30-2006 01:22 AM
Glassmen power!!!!!! Hey, i do stained glass with a cutter and a band saw............Whoops! well, hmmmmm, well the saw is for those well, ya know..
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Purl Gurl
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posted 06-30-2006 01:27 AM
"...i know a hint when i see one... Billy Ray? are you readin' this?" Pfftt.. last time I provided a hint, something which would compliment my rearend, Billyray bought a dress for me, an Omar the Tent Maker designer brand. Men, you know nothing about women and fashion! Purl Gurl
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Purl Gurl
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posted 06-30-2006 01:38 AM
"Hey, i do stained glass...." I bought a book on this subject! Oriental style stained glass, "Stained Glass" by Wu Flung Dung Purl Gurl
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