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Everyone know what today is? That's right, it's DWEve. The day before he returns. Everyone as excited as I am?
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I've been waiting all month for this moment.
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So we get a look at nice plump......... ah well um a ha a well um, what in the hell was I gonna post anywho's!
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Don't mind Dust..., Jel... He can't talk or spell when it gets too close to it now-a-days, but he still likes the idea of sex.
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quote:Originally posted by Jelly: I'll show him my tits if he doesn't come back!
Oh geez, I guess that gets my vote for post of the day. Haven't I heard that offer before Jel?
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Upside I offered you the full monty baby, and you declined.
As for Dust...have you been drinking? LOL Plump? They're B's my friend, you want plump, we'll have to get Lil over here. She got some plumpy hooters....
LMAO Bdgee! Too freaking funny.
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Everybody was hiding, and on the lookout....
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The critters around his neck o the woods are ax-pury-unched and knows jast what ta do when Tex isa kookin. They dun flipped it offen the poach whar 'twas a cooling whilst he wasa snorin away and et it all up.
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quote:Originally posted by Jelly: I'll show him my tits if he doesn't come back!
OH GOD, PLEASE HELP ME! I WOULD RATHER BREAST FEED MYSELF ON AN ELEPHANT TIT THAN LOOK AT YOUR DROOPERS. THANKS FOR THE OFFER BUT NO THANKS. IF YOU WERE PAMELA ANDERSON, THEN YES AND GOD KNOWS AND I KNOW YOU'RE NOT HER.
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quote:Originally posted by Jelly: I'll show him my tits if he doesn't come back!
OH GOD, PLEASE HELP ME! I WOULD RATHER BREAST FEED MYSELF ON AN ELEPHANT TIT THAN LOOK AT YOUR DROOPERS. THANKS FOR THE OFFER BUT NO THANKS. IF YOU WERE PAMELA ANDERSON, THEN YES AND GOD KNOWS AND I KNOW YOU'RE NOT HER.
And God knows that you are one lonely, underdeveloped loser. Having you been saving up or what.
How about I don't show you my tits and you'll go away?
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Glassman... That's just a shame. I like em natural too but not the type that sag. And since I reside in Hollywood, there are alot of $50,000 breasts here and will be alot as well in South Beach, Florida when I move there.
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When a woman with breast implants dies and her body decays in the coffin, what happens to the implants?
Are there just a set of bones and two implants sitting in the coffin?
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