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Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
An attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin,
"How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton! ''
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers... "It's pronounced 'quiche'."
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Originally posted by Pagan:
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
An attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin,
"How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton! ''
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers... "It's pronounced 'quiche'."
Old joke, originally featured Clinton... It was much funnier before a Democrat got ahold of this one and changed it.
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