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Pagan
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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real, dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you are not to be disgusted by anything involving the human body. For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck a finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to ............. "PAY ATTENTION"

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good lesson...

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LMAO.......that was a good one

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LOL
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That's just wrong. LMBO.

Great one Pagan.

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