Q: Why should the Republican party change its emblem from an elephant to a condom?
A: A condom more clearly and appropriately reflects the party's stance today because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting f*cked.
-------------------- It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
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