"Settle down, now, Lady Purl. You've got your panties in a knot and it isn't required."
What panties? I don't wear panties nor own any panties. I gave up when my daughter started borrowing them and somehow ended up owning them.
I gave up bras, too, but didn't burn them. Gets to my ego knowing my daughter has "out grown" my bras she used to borrow and wear.
I do, however, own some g-strings and other Victoria Secrets garments I wear for photo shoots for public display.
Women wear bras for two reasons. One reason is to present more than you have. The other reason is to prevent gravity from taking hold. First reason is based on deceit, the second reason is plain silliness; you cannot defy gravity. There is one other reason for wearing bras. That reason is to make bra makers very rich!
Why is it men do not wear corsets to keep their big fat beer bellies from sagging?
Clothes are totally illogical, a notion not well supported by this activity of my daughter and I frequently hitting the malls to clothes shop.
However, law requires I wear clothes most of the time. Might as well dress to impress. At my age, I don't have much left with which to impress others, especially the boys.
Nonetheless, there was an incident, or two or three, involving some of my girl's high school friends, male, who, after spying me skinning dipping, asked her if they could go swimming. My girl was really pissed. That is rare these days because she orders me to keep my clothes on when her friends are over.
Still, wearing clothes is silly.
People exclaim, "You don't wear underwear? That is unhealthy! You soil your pants!" That is based, of course, on a logical fallacy; If you soil your pants, you also soil your undies, which is not thought to be so, by illogical clothes wearers.
Ok, I soil my pants. Right now, you are wiggling around in soiled underwear. What sense is that?
A presumption is those illogical people wear their pants more than once, without washing them. Same logic applies to wearing night clothes to bed so you don't soil your sheets. You roll around in the same soiled night clothes, but you don't soil your sheets. How logical!
However, when it comes to sex in your bed, huh uh, ain't wearing night clothes and soil a-plenty which you sleep upon the rest of the night!
Has to be a man thing.
Thousands of years back, clothes were "invented" to protect the human body from elements. I can hear those Neandertals grunting, and they are not extinct, grunting which I will translate:
"Kill animal. Skin animal. Wear animal skin."
Gross! No wonder early man didn't live long with wearing bacteria infested, fungus growing, bloody soiled animal skins. Gross! Gross!
History marched on right through the Victorian Age of deadly corsets and pansy men wearing wigs and hilarious knickers.
What is the point of wearing clothes when, today, you look around and see boys wearing their pants down around their knees, and girls wearing their pants two inches below their pubic hairlines?
We have to wear clothes, is some areas, to keep from being taking in for seventy-two hours of psychiatric observation. I think people who are so hung up on wearing clothes are the truly crazy ones.
Don't lie to me by claiming on a hundred degree day, while you are slaving and sweating out in your yard, you have not thought, "I wish I could take my clothes off and play under a sprinkler."
Kids do that.
Well, I do just that, as well. I am cool and happy!
No, I don't wear panties nor much of anything else. I am not planning on migrating to a cold nothern clime, nor walking across the Bering Straight to explore, and certainly not inclined to crawl across the Sahara Desert to see what is out there. I don't need to wear clothes to adapt to hostile climes. I live in warm gentle California, land of the naked!
I am writing to urge you, the reader, to sell your panties or boxer shorts on Ebay; you truly don't need them. Stop allowing society to brainwash you into believing you should wear clothes, or tighten up that tie until you choke to death.
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The hat keeps the sun from further cooking my already poached brain...the bandana's uses are obvious, as are the chaps. I wear the sneakers so folks won't think I'm a trucker!
nah, that's a joke...
actually, when not working in the hot sun, it's only a Roy Roger's tie and mocassins for me...tried only the mocassins, but being nude except for footwear looked kinda silly...
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Well, Purl, you being not used to panties at all, no wonder getting 'em wadded up had you in such a dither.
If it makes you feel good, then don't waste good money on panties. Don't allow the things in my harem anyway....or g-strings or bras.
I had to stop wearing my mocassins temporarilly. Went out to get the morning Star-Telegram a couple weeks back and my right heels came down on some kids trinket in the cement driveway about 3/8th inch in diameter.....stone bruise.....smarts like the dickens still.
Yeah, Tex, the neighbors don't need to be having to gaze upon a flabby past 30 year old male with a beer gut and no shirt. 'taint pride, but respect that keeps us in clothes.
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"...'taint pride, but respect that keeps us in clothes."
Boy howdy! Some real truth there.
Every go to a nudist colony, I don't mean the one down in Malibu Beach attended by the rich, the famous and super models.
Nudist colonies, nothing but old fat people, and mostly men! Some attractive people, but not very many.
Nothing wrong with fat people, except they are fat. I cannot brag, being chubby, but I do work at not being fat, which will never happen in my life.
I've lost twenty pounds this summer!
Nonetheless, gravity is certainly causing some of my body parts to sag. Annoying my butt drags on the ground so often.
You should see what my daughter, as a baby, did to my breasts. Ugh. Cannot fix that. You boys, avoid oral sex; same effect.
Nudity is the great equalizer! Cannot fight any wars in the nude. Cannot mug, rob or burglarize, in the nude, in general. Pretty hard to tell lies when you are nude. Nudity reduces a person to a primative level; no cover up.
On bare feet, you boys need to go barefoot more often! Barefoot most of my life, I can walk across hot black asphalt, step on thorns, climb up granite rocks, all that, sans shoes! Bottom of my feet, however, look horrible, all cracked, dark and looking more like beef jerky than human skin.
Don't taste so good, either, when I put a foot in my mouth, which I do often.
Our cat loves to sniff and rub on my feet, though!
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I"m not quite sure how a person would get their panties in a knot. Seems like it would be uncomfortable when you sat down. I do understand what you mean about not wearing clothes at home. As soon as I get home, I take off my shoes. One time I even dared to take off my socks. But that was just before bed time. My feet start to get uncomfortable if I wear my shoes all day.
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Through the eyes of a child do we really understand what life is. Clothes hide the wolf in sheep's clothing, only in nudity will the soul be bared.
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quote:Originally posted by Dustoff101: Star Gazer, Purl gurl is really a Nun.
She just manages to get on Mother Superiors computer once in awhile. LOL
------------------------------------------------- You do reconize that this is just a humorus roast don't ya?
I noticed on the other thread you didn't react well to my roast of glassman, hey Babe we do that to each other all the time!
He knows I have a weird sense of humor. You might be surprised at how much we have in comman.
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