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tuck
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Where ya been..... Miss the post and especially the pictures. Kinda helped get through the work day.....................

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Upside
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Maintain your silence if you must but please don't deprive us of the butt shots too.

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glassman
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i think she went somewhere without censors...

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T e x
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how was it that Art edited her post, anyway?

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Dustoff 1
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PURLLLLLL GURLLLLLL WHERE----- ARE------ YOU---- time to come home and keep us little fellars in line.!

So we can pick on ya, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I ----WANT MY PURL GURL FIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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glassman
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Purl Gurl
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4 Icon 1 posted July 16, 2005 04:41 Profile for Purl Gurl Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote "[ July 16, 2005, 02:31: Message edited by: Art ]"

My article censored by Art?

I strongly object to that.

this appears to be Purls last post....
i hope she's over in Okie settin' a spell with her elders and kin,
i hope she didn't leave mad..

shame on you Art....
shame on you too Purl...can't believe you let him deprive US of your contributions....

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T e x
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good post, G-man,

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Originally posted by glassman:
Purl Gurl
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4 Icon 1 posted July 16, 2005 04:41 Profile for Purl Gurl Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote "[ July 16, 2005, 02:31: Message edited by: Art ]"

My article censored by Art?

I strongly object to that.

this appears to be Purls last post....
i hope she's over in Okie settin' a spell with her elders and kin,
i hope she didn't leave mad..

shame on you Art....
shame on you too Purl...can't believe you let him deprive US of your contributions....

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Dustoff 1
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Well, maybe my post was a little screwy, but ah heck, sometimes the Purl Oyster will bite on a flashy lure....

Actually cought an oyster fishing one time..

Purl, how do you feel about being compared to an oyster?

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glassman
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i like oysters and mussels and even the rare bearded clam [Razz]

specialty of this place in Ocean City MD:

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T e x
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i feel safe enough to volunteer that Purl never shrank from a well-placed...hoister...oysetre, holster

well, you spell it...

HOWEVER

when the mods remove porn/trashy posts that litter the boards...

that's their job, which presumably they agreed to do..

BUT
when
regular posters
regardless of popular appeal

get "edited"

????

Thas not coool, and I suggest board-public apologies are in order...

jmho

Tex

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Vlad4
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Who was the purl girl and what did she do?

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T e x
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raised hackles, pissed people off, did great DD, sent guys into erotic shock, challenged everything you think you know, found the flaw in hidden SEC filings, worked grreat math, posted winners, absolutely tilted...

why do you ask?

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Vlad4
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Wow, sounds like someone made life intersting around here. Where did she go?

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T e x
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Coyoteville, Texas

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Purl Gurl
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"Who was the purl girl[sic] and what did she do?"

Purl Gurl

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Purl Gurl
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"Maintain your silence if you must but please
don't deprive us of the butt shots too."

Purl Gurl

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glassman
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sheesh PG, now i have to clean up two monitors, my keyboard, and and change my clothes, i laughed so hard my coffee came outa my nose..... [Eek!]

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Dustoff 1
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Now, I really want someone to claim that oysters don't work on women!!!!!!!

Oh my God, what a return to glory.........Yicks

Purl, that last pic might of ruined my sex life!

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jordanreed
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got cheese?

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Upside
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Ahh, thank you Purl! One last photo to remember you by. Did you quit exercising in the last few weeks though?

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T e x
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quote:
Originally posted by Purl Gurl:
"Who was the purl girl[sic] and what did she do?"

Purl Gurl

up, wachu talking about--looks just as I remember, the female incarnation of rosebud extract mixed with red-wasp juice, 4.5:5.5...not quite the Golden Mean, but--ya ta hey...

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Upside
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I'm talkin 'bout the photo right below that one. I kinda remember a nice, firm..... well, you know. I guess as we age, things go downhill quickly.

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Purl...
I do believe that is the Mother of all @sses!!

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T e x
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lol, you guys have what my curent gov't-contractor client would call "selective-vision-target-acquirement disorder"

Why you wanna focus on the cheeeezy-azz moon, when you can stargaze on the mounds of Venus?

Yikes--gonna get me some leftover Horned-Toad Frittata and super-chilled Coors Lite...

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bdgee
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Somehow from the depths of memory I recall another and quite specific meaning of "bearded clam". But then, I've been accused of having a devious and dirty mind.

Heh heh heh.......

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Dustoff 1
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Simply a matter of mathmatics, bdgee is not their a character from ancient Greek history who believed everything was just a matter of mathmatics?

Including Sex!hehe

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bdgee
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According to Plato, (translated, of course), "God ever geometrizes". According to Aristotle, since God can only have perfect thoughts, he never waste time thinking about humans, he must concentrate on perfect things and so must either think of himself or of geometry.

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Upside
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quote:
According to Aristotle, since God can only have perfect thoughts, he never waste time thinking about humans, he must concentrate on perfect things and so must either think of himself or of geometry.

Or Purl Gurl.

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Purl Gurl
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It is true I am an icon of oxymoronic perfection.

However, God, for those who believe Him to be
male and macho masculine, is far from perfect.
Toss a male God into a black hole and whatcha got?

God, in Her infinite wisdom, created black holes
to befuddle men who simply cannot resist nor have
sense enough to not shove something into a hole.

Purl Gurl

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T e x
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Purl,

God/Goddess, in infinite wisdom, created me...

Pretty Cool, huh!

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Purl Gurl
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I think you have been smoking hemp rope instead
of roping goats with it.

* coughs *

Damn hot harsh stuff.

Reminds me of a friend, who truly said to me,

"I don't know how people can stand to commit
suicide by sticking their heads in an oven,
it's so damn hot in there."

My friend was serious.

I suggested the more modern and acceptable
method is to stick your head in a microwave.

Purl Gurl

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T e x
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Not so subtly,
you're advising

*AS YOU DO*

that I change my

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"Adventures in Microwavitism"

Obviously, you and Blue have been setting this up for some time...

So

What's the play?

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bdgee
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You know, there is a reason they call a cheap cigar an El Ropo. The Weed grows wild in the ditches around here if you know where to look and years back, before they decided to make it criminal, poor folk, with the crops laid by and waiting for harvest time to get a few dollars in the pocket, plucked it from the earth and hung it on a bobwyre fence to dry in the sun, "soes it'll roll and flake good" and then smoked it in corn cob pipes and rolled up in brown paper grocery bag paper. At the same time, they harvested boatloads to make rope fo the Navy. Of course, lots of those dirt poor farmers were dirt poor Mexican farmers, hence, El Ropo.

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