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thats great and all but when I come back will I know its me?? could I try out being a girl this time??? LOL
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Glass, I was recently telling my sister (who is one of the sheep) the exact same thing: The religious right wants to bring Armageddon ASAP.
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Some Chrisitians are actually fund raising thru their churches to pay the way for Jewish people to return to Israel, which is one of the things the Palestinian terrorists use to whip up their zealots...
they don't like the new settlers...
they are HOPING this will HELP trigger a mass conversion of Hebrews to Christianity..one of the prophecies....
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Jesus Christ wants a drivers license in West Virginia...no i'm not lying.. i bet that he could get one across the line in Pennsylvania... LOL
Name change hiccup for Jesus Christ 10/05/2005 - 18:31:33
Jesus Christ is finding it difficult to get a driving licence in the United States.
A man born Peter Phillips may well be regretting changing his name in order to express his faith in the Lord.
He has come up against a host of legal woes in trying to document the name change and the existence of his original birth certificate is proving problematic.
The white-haired businessman, who is in his mid-50s, is planning to move from Washington to West Virginia to enjoy a quieter life.
His passport, Social Security card and Washington driver’s licence all bear the name Jesus Christ.
But West Virginia law requires drivers to show a valid birth certificate to receive a licence and authorities will not bend the rules for the modern-day Christ.
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Originally posted by Dustoff101: I came back as a slug one time, it took for ever to get through Texas to Oregon...... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lucky for you that iguanas are not carnivores.
Ya, I took the desert route to avoid the ducks....Along the way I noticed a GLASS blower, with some kind white powder substance all over his face......He was trying to splain sumpin to a bewildered looking Sheep Rancher about his behavior with one of his sheep......The rancher was holding a shotgun on him......
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the only problem i remember having with being a slug was getting across the great salt barrier at the margarita lake.... it was the last thing i remember too...
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Member Rated: posted May 12, 2005 07:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the only problem i remember having with being a slug was getting across the great salt barrier at the margarita lake.... it was the last thing i remember too...
Well, that was dumb, why did'nt ya just take hwy 10......What's da matter, fraid of a little sun...?? I did have a little problem at lake Mead, damn giant's kept peeing and pooring beer on me.....Almost got a ticket for drunk slimming...
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