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OK, i was maryland born and bred so i am mourning the MD multi-millionaire chicken man Frank Perdue....RIP tough guy...
Chicken-man Frank Perdue's slogan, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken," got terribly mangled in Spanish translation. A photo of Perdue with one of his birds appeared on billboards all over Mexico with a caption that explained "It takes a hard man to make a chicken aroused."
The pope receives a call from Frank Perdue one day. Frank says to the pope, "Holy Father, I have a great proposal I'd like you to consider. I would like to pay the Church one million dollars in return for your agreement to change the words of the Our Father from: '...give us our daily bread' to 'give us our daily CHICKEN'.
The pope says, "Frank that is an interesting offer, but no thanks."
Mr. Perdue comes back with, "OK how about 10 million bucks?"
The pope says, "That really is quite an offer Frank, but I'm sorry I can't change the Lord's Prayer that easily!"
Finally, the chicken executive says, "John Paul, you drive a hard bargain, my final offer is $100 Million dollars to change the prayer to 'chicken'.
The pope replies, "Wow! Frank, I'll have to meet with my cardinals and bishops and then get back to you on this offer."
The next day the pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals and bishops. As the meeting comes to order he says, "Gentlemen, I have received quite an offer, we have a chance to obtain $100 million dollars with which we could do a lot of good in this world. However, the downside is we may lose the Wonder Bread account."
-------------------- Don't envy the happiness of those who live in a fool's paradise.
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"NOSTRADAMOS".......SAID THIS IS THE LAST GOOD POPE, IT'S ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE FOLKS.......THE NEXT BAD SIGN IS WORLD PEACE......THEN IS ALL OVER...........
-------------------- "IT'S NOT LUCK IT'S DAYTRADIN'"
"HERE'S MY 2 CENT'S, SEE IF YA CAN TURN IT INTO A BUCK"
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For some this means being told how much they have sinned, and will suffer in hell if they don't change.
For others this means being told that God loves them and will look over them.
When I was young, I tried out many different religions and services - Mormon, Jehovah's Witnesses, Unitarian, Catholic, Reform Judiasm, Baptist, Methodist, Episcopalian.
I like southern black churches - they sing and dance so well - now that's entertainment!
Still want to start my own church, worshiping sex. Now the services in my church would be wildly entertaining - leave your clothes at the door. Much money is made in religion, and sex sells as well as aggression.
-------------------- The light of truth is blinding to most.
More comforting to look only at the shadows of falseness.
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why not just produce a series of dark-comic pornos along these lines... it could be huge. and the audience is already there. porno might not be quite as creepy as a sex-church, but it's a huge business. and the production-value requirements would be much lower.
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quote:Originally posted by Lucy Lastic: why not just produce a series of dark-comic pornos along these lines... it could be huge. and the audience is already there. porno might not be quite as creepy as a sex-church, but it's a huge business. and the production-value requirements would be much lower.
Nothing like the real thing. Besides any operation I run is hands-on involvement on my part.
-------------------- The light of truth is blinding to most.
More comforting to look only at the shadows of falseness.
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